Only If

Only If

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Only If's Script.
By Fromfame
Since there weren't any subtitles for the game the least i could've done is put the script online,
frankly the script was scattered everywhere because most of the lines were done on the spot, so i had to sit the past 2 days and write it all down for you.

I've written it for you guys in the sequence of Black Pawn to White Pawn.

This guide consists of only the spoken dialogue, if you're looking for info about notes and how does the story make any sense check out this guide: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=292805507
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INTRO
EXT: SAM'S HOUSE

(Ant entering house)

Anthony: Wow, never thought the party would be this big.

Ant: How am i gonna blend in.

Ant: Okay..lets do this, hope sam likes me.
BEDROOM
INT: MAIN BEDROOM

Ant: Where am I?

Ant: Where is everyone…

Ant: Sam?…Where the hell am I?

(darkness swallows Ant, Ant reacts)
STUDY
INT: DARKNESS

Ant: What is that?

(Ant follows orb, darkness follows him)

Ant: Is something, following me?

(Ant attempts to escape by bashing through a wardrobe)


INT: STUDY

Vinny: Who the ♥♥♥♥ are you?

Ant: What?

Vin: Get out of my house before i call the cops!

Ant: Cops? Please do!

Vin: Erm, actually, nah, nope, ♥♥♥♥ it, nope.

Ant: Wait, whats wrong with you?

Vin: You know i would like to play the guessing game but that game’s a little over rated, don’t you think?

Ant: No its not, what are you talking about?

Vin: How did you get in here anyway?

Ant: I have no idea i was invited to this party but this girl, and then i was being followed by darkness-

(interrupts)

Vin: Whoa wait, you know what? I don’t wanna hear it.

Ant: wow ok, fine.

Vin: If you wanna get out here alive, you gotta trust me ok?

Ant: Kay.

Vin: Lets start with you moving over to that mirror.

Ant: Mirror? wait where?

Vin: Start looking for it, you blithering idiot! You dumb nut!

Ant: Sorry!

(finds mirror)

Vin: You know why i asked you to come to the mirror, son?

Vin: SO I CAN SEE YOUR FACE YOU UGLY ♥♥♥♥. WHY DONT YOU TAKE IT DOWN, AND SEE WHO IS BEHIND THE MIRROR.

(takes mirror down)

Vin: Laughs*

Ant: Where are you?

Vin: I can use this, we can use this. you see? Its not that hard for you to trust me.

Vin: Alright, you see that key over there?

Ant: Key?

Vin: Get it and get outta here. Then you might just live to see another, or you could stay and wait cuz i actually did call the cops. I just feel generous by giving you that small chance to escape.

Ant: Wait, where’s the key? I can’t find the key!

Vin: Wait, a minute snow flake, you see that clock behind you? Get your eye ball and glue it to the clock. See now you got one minute, one minute to find the key, scram, or stay and face the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ consequences.

Ant: Yeah right, Police’s probably gonna be good for me, or maybe i should leave, damn it what should i do.
PARLOR
INT: PARLOR

Vin: Oh lookie Anthony, we got 2 choices, looks like this could be your way outta here.

Ant: Wait why, how, how do you know my name? Why are you doing this, whats going on?

Vin: Don’t be to hasty now son, we don’t want you getting hurt now do we, before you get to see your girl.

Ant: Hang on, WHAT?

Vin: One of these doors lead to your freedom, but sacrifices Sam Graves, while the other door sacrifices yourself to save Sam Graves.

Ant: That is genuinely, crazy.

Vin: Most tunes have a chorus buddy boy, but we’re not playing a tune we’re playing to your heart beat.

Ant: ….

Vin: Get it? Heart beat? No Tune?

(ant overlaps)

Ant: Yeah, yeah i get it, i get it ya lame ♥♥♥♥.

Vin: Both doors use one key, with fire comes life, but what is life when it sits still in 4 pieces, stay here and eternally compliment this still life, or go out with a burning boom, what kind of boom? that all depends on the death of a pawn.

Vin: Now its time to decide if you’re going for the big ♥♥♥♥ or small ♥♥♥♥ ending, anthony.

Ant: Was that supposed to be a riddle?

(60 seconds later)

Ant: This is ridiculous, i have no idea what to do.

Vin: Choose one pawn-

Ant: How’d he hear that?

Vin: Rip all pieces of still life, and bring them to life with fire. How hard could that be?

(Ant Choses Black Pawn)

Vin: The black pawn’s death creates darkness, darkness creates fear, and your fear of death will bring you the key that shrunk from the black smoke in the vent. Mr Anthony, the tiny key compliments your tiny ♥♥♥♥ quite well, don’t you think?

(approaches door)

Vin: Hey Anthony, hope you’re proud of your decision.

Ant: The least of my cares, i hope you rot in hell for the things you’ve done to me.

(Ant stabbed from the back)

Vin: How dare you kill my little girl.

Ant: Daughter?

(Stabbed cut to black)

(Blackness)

Vin: Hey Anthony, you ok?

(laughing)

Vin: What are you doing? What the ♥♥♥♥ are you doing? eh?
WINDMILL (BP)
INT: Wardrobe

(Anthony inside a wardrobe being pulled to a lagoon)

Stephano: Hey Vinny, remember when we used to come back here in the day? Have a few cigars?

Steph: We used to go fishing, you used to be good at fishing, never thought you’d be here fishing for men-

Vin: Shut up Stephano and help me with this kid would ya?

Steph: Fine, fine you got it. Who is this schmuck?

Vin: Some kid i saw at sam’s party, he was one of those…testy boys, so i let him have it.

Steph: You gave him the D?

Vin: Yeah…YEAAH

(drops Wardobe, wakes anthony)

Vin: I gave him the D Stephano yeah, I GAVE HIM THE DRUGS YOU RAVING MORON.

(Goes to get items)

Steph: Alright! Alright! Calm yourself down Vinny! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, your spit got in my mouth, whatcha have for breakfast, fish?

Vin: Alright listen up, we’re gonna burn this kid at the bottom of the lagoon using-

Ant: (whispers) whats going on?

Vin: (lights dynamite wire) This!

Steph: Dynamite? You gonna burn him under the lagoon, with a windmill on top of his head? I aint no mad man but isn’t this a bit over kill?

Vin: shhh…this is what i’d like to call a clean exit-

(fire getting closer to dynamite thats rigged to windmill, Vinny isn’t paying attention, stephano tries to tell him)

Steph: Hey vinny…vinny, vinny, vinnny-

Ant: Dynamite?

Vin: This is where i’d say adios-

(Explosion)

(Wardrobe sinks into the water)

(Rock pouches through wardrobe, water pouring in, Anthony escapes and swims to the top)

EXT: WINDMILL

(Burning windmill falls, and hits Anthony just when he emerged, It sinks him to the bottom again losing consciousness)

(White hall, after life, chooses to go back)

(Anthony wakes under water and tries to swim to the top, drugged & exhausted he sneaks past Vinny & Stephano who happen to be next to their truck)

Steph: So i was walking down the street the other day with her, she’s like “was it good for you?” i don’t know i was asleep.

Vin: Wait a minute, did you hear that? I think somebody’s breathing!

Steph: Vinny, you hearing things again, you paranoid.

Vin: The only thing I’m hearing is somebody in there breathing stephano and (laughs) if thats anthony (laughs again) IF THATS ANTHONY-

Steph: He’s dead, vinny you killed him with that dynamite man…this place is burn in’

Vin: No, i can smell him, i know his aura, i know he’s in there and when i find him, oh I’m gonna stick him like a pig. (Stephano interrupts him as he continues) You hear that Anthony? Im gonna stick you right.in.the cannolies!

Steph: Vinny! The Cops! The Feds are right on their way, we’re gonna get in big trouble, lets get outta here.

Vin: Sec, sec, sec. Just gimme one second.

Steph: Ey moron you’re talking to yourself again, LETS DITCH THIS JOINT OR WE’LL BE DROPPIN THE SOAP IN JAIL!

Vin: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

(Anthony follows a path up a hill and tumbles down the cliff into a house)
HOUSE
INT: Stephano’s House.

(Anthony wakes up)

Ant: What? Who’s house is this…Hello?

Ant: Ah, hope they don’t mind me taking a little water.

(moves bottle, it triggers a noise somewhere else)

Ant: (startled) Hello?

Ant: (mumbles) Is anyone here?

Ant: This must be the storage room.

Ant: A safe..

(turns switch)

Ant: Whats the use of this.

(hears sound playing)

Ant: Whats that?

Ant: Someone playing something?

Ant: Ah its a record player.

(Stephano & Vinny arrive)

Steph: Ey, hey Stephanie!

Ant: Crap, gotta hide.

Vin: Where’s your wife?

Steph: Stephanie!…God knows where she is man. Don’t just stand there help me carry this buck.

Vin: You left your front door open.

Steph: Stewart, Steven, your father’s home. (mumbles) where’s my beating stick.

Vin: Wait a sec, who left the front door-ohh boy, I’m feeling something stephano, I’m feeling it.

Steph: Hey don’t hold your crotch.

Vin: There’s somebody in this house stephano, and we’re gonna find him.

Steph: You go ahead and do that I’m gonna go down and grab a bruski.

Vin: Get your ass back here.

Ant: Perhaps there’s a key in there.

(Anthony sneaks to safe and opens it)

Ant: Nothing?

(as Anthony tries to sneak out vinny & stephano find him and run after him)

Steph: You hear that? Someone’s trying to open my safe.

Vin: There he is!

Steph: After him!

Vin: Come here you little.

Steph: Vinny you going too fast!

Vin: Get off of me you idiot you’re slowing me down!

(Anthony bashes through a logs and falls into the basement)

Vin: This is where you messed up! Kid…this is-wait, where’d he go?

Steph: (breathing heavily) He’s over there in the basement, follow me.

Vin: Sit tight snow flake, I’m gonna get you myself.
BASEMENT (BP - WP)
INT: BASEMENT

(Anthony looks for a way out)

Ant: Looks like something could fit between the cogs.

Ant: Looks out of power.

Ant: I think i can move these.

(Anthony opens a door & hears the duo come in)

Ant: Crap, gotta hide!

(he hides in the closet)

Steph: Wasn’t it your idea to have me join your little theatre of the absurd life style? Even your house’s got riddles!

Vin: Its realistically placed and hidden behind the obvious you nimrod, it aint exaggerated.

Steph: -said the mad man.

Vin: Yeah, shut it! You closed the doors?

Steph: Yeah, here’s the lever. What about the cog console?

Vin: (agitated) What about it?

Steph: How are we gonna grind the kid?

Vin: Isn’t it in the wardrobe?

(approaches the wardrobe Anthony is hiding in)

Steph: You know there was this kid the other day that-

Vin: Oh god, YOU LOST THE CONSOLE’S LEVER YOU IDIOT.

Steph: Look, look, look, Vinny! The last kid that you test-killed took it around somewhere…How is this MY FAULT?

Vin: You made him run around here and called me to finish the job, remember? you numbskull.

Steph: But he was the only kid that did get here alive.

Vin: Was…and now we’re repeating the same mistake..

(notices the open door)

Vin: Now who opened the…(whispers) hey, stephano, pst, your eyes, keen as hell.

(they leave, Anthony exists the wardrobe)

Ant: There was…another kid?

Ant: Another missing lever.

(goes to find the console, turns wrong switch, trap door, falls)

Ant: ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥-ah…my leg…hope that opened the door.

(finds red gem)

Ant: Ignorance will lead you astray,

(finds blue gem)

Ant: Intelligence will leave you at bay, mm…

Ant: That should make things work.

(adds both gems to cogs, generates power, another gem shows up with a note)

Ant: Whats this?

(finds cog lever)

Ant: What happened to this kid.

(Anthony uses cog console)

Ant: Gotta keep turning this thing has to override.

(gunshot, miss)

Ant: ♥♥♥♥.

Vin: Damn it, can’t get a clear shot at him. Stephano get this door open!

Steph: Yeah, yeah hang on a sec.

Vin: Crap I’m out!

Steph: You’re out of ammo?

Vin: Gimme bullets!

Steph: Don’t let him yank that lever, he’ll find a way out!

(accretes the cog, cog breaks open a path)

Ant: Got it!

Vin: I got this if you’d get this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ door open!

Steph: There i got the switch!

(Anthony finds a door blocking his path)

Ant: Damn it, it’s blocked!

(He realises he needs to use the last gem on the cog)

Ant: That’s it.

(escapes)

Ant: Thats it! ♥♥♥♥ you Vinny!

(Drugs kick in again)

Ant: Not now.

Ant: Im almost out of here, come on…


EXT: OUTSIDE THE HOUSE

(gun shot heard, anthony didn’t escape)

(camera pans away from the house and fades to black)

(Blue orb shown again in darkness, Anthony follows it and bashes through the same wardrobe into the Study again)


INT: STUDY

Vin: Where the ♥♥♥♥ you been Anthony?

Ant: I give up just do what you want.

Vin: Do you have any idea how perverted that sounded?

Ant: Just do it.

Vin: ♥♥♥♥ no, ugh, ♥♥♥♥ me.

Ant: ♥♥♥♥ you!

Vin: No, ♥♥♥♥ you!

Ant: That’s what i thought you pedophilic ♥♥♥♥♥♥, I’m calling the cops on you…where’s my cell phone?

(cell phone rings through radio)

Ant: No…no…

Vin: Not only do you have me as a contact buddy, but a few photos of my ♥♥♥♥.

Ant: You crab.

Vin: It’ll be an STD when I’m done with you kid.

Ant: You are so ♥♥♥♥♥♥, just so ♥♥♥♥♥♥. (sighs) Just what do you want me to do?

Vin: White Pawn.

Ant: Just gimme the key?

Vin: I got that ♥♥♥♥ stuck up a vent.


INT: PARLOR

(Anthony choses the white pawn and burns it)

Vin: The White Pawn’s death wraps you in valour, with valour comes responsibility and with responsibility you scarifies for the sake of others. I wanted to kill you Anthony, you were pathetic to me, but seeing how much you care for others, i now respect you.

(Anthony goes through the other door)
WHITE PAWN
INT: STUDY

(Anthony finds a note on the radio)

Vin: You turn me on Anthony, you know that?

Ant: Lets just get this over with.

Vin: Sweety, name me something sweet.

Ant: Wait, how is this relevant?

Vin: Gimme something?

Ant: like what?

Vin: Anything!

Ant: What do you mean?

Vin: Anthony i’ve got a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gun aimed at you if you don’t type out what do bees make, I’m having you for lunch after a dead date. (laughs) I’ma ♥♥♥♥ you up, I’m gonna ♥♥♥♥ you up! 5,4,1-

Ant: W-wait, huh, honey!

Vin: Thats right sugar honey, and whats honey without Ant-hony?

Vin: ANT! Stare at the radio son I’m gonna do some MAGICAL ♥♥♥♥.

Vin: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥…boom.

(key pops)

Vin: Here’s a sneak peak to your next trial.
TOPSY TURVY
INT: SECOND PARLOR

(Sam heard through the radio)

Sam: Vinny, vinny you there?

Ant: Sam?..is that you?

Sam: Wait..who is this?

Ant: Its me Anthony, you invited me to your party yesterday!

Sam: Anthony? (whispers: who is this guy? or etc) oh yeah..Hey! (still doesn't know who he is)

Ant: Sam your dad's been driving me crazy.

Sam: You met my dad? (girls laughing in the bg, sam tells them to "hush, stop")

Ant: Yeah, why?

Sam: Cuz..my dad runs a business near the countryside-

(Vinny interrupts)

Vin: You drive me crazy, stephano tends to relate me to her at times but i mean i did shave bald and all-

Ant: You aren’t her dad aren’t you?

Vin: Hahah, you see what i mean? i get this all the time!

Ant: Then who is her father?

Vin: Britney’s? I don’t know google it if you survive.

Ant: Britney? Who’s Brtiney?

Vin: How has a 90’s kid like you never heard of Britney Spears, you know “You drive me crazy” you know? That one incase the drugs got to you kid, i was talking about how my buddies relate to me as-

(pauses)

Ant: …

Vin: Anthony, you’re getting a little suspicious…

Ant: I like that in a man!

(mercury like water spawns on bowl)

Vin: Now you see this? This is what it’s all about, this is why you came. To sacrifice yourself! To drink this ♥♥♥♥!

Vin: You drink this, you survive, you get outta here you go ♥♥♥♥ i don’t give a ♥♥♥♥.

Vin: If you don’t survive…then you’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥ just like the rest of the kids that tried this eh? I’ll throw you down the skeleton closet and toss you at the bottom of the lagoon! You wanna end that way? If not start walking.

(Anthony drinks)

Ant: What now?

Vin: Hang on just gimme a sec.

Vin: Hey Anthony, you ever watched that movie…Inception?

(room creaks)

Vin: Remember the whole idea about the walls going topsy turvy, you recall that? Well in my opinion-

(room starts flipping)

Vin: Ohh, wait a minute look at you! haha, is it happening? is it working? You might wanna stay away from the walls btw, maybe the walls? (wheezy laugh) Where you goin ah? Antonio how’s it hangin? Chillax man don’t be so tense!

(room fully flips)

Vin: Alright Peter Parker, there’s the way out of here. Thank god you didn’t fall into that pit of darkness over there! Who knows what would’ve happened to you!

Vin: Now see when you enter through this door, all you have to do is hit the button-

(blue orb shows again, hearing sam’s voice)

Vin: What are you waiting for? Come on!

Ant: Hang on i think i heard sam’s voice just now.

Vin: Nah, you’re just hallucinating!

Ant: That was supposed to be a hallucination, and everything else is supposed to be real now? What the ♥♥♥♥!

Vin: You make your reality buddy.

Ant: Im not your friend…and I’m going down there-

Vin: Don’t you dare.

Ant: By the way you’re acting it seems like i should.

Vin: If you go down there, I’m gonna be taking something that belongs to you.

Ant: Sam?

Vin: No Casa Nova, pft.

Ant: Alright look, shut up, this time ♥♥♥♥ you, not me, you! Im outta here!

Vin: Anthony come on, i told yous earlier that i was starting to like you, don’t break this thing we have here.

Ant: Just shut up!

Ant: There was never a damn thing to begin with.

(Anthony jumps into the darkness)
PARK
INT: DARKNESS

Vin: Why’d you do it?

Ant: Cuz you’ve done a lot to me.

Vin: ‘A lot’ has been misunderstood, I’m gonna be frank with you Anthony, i’ve been trying to get through to you I’m no actually the bad guy here and nor are you, and you shouldn’t be.

Vin: Im an old dog trying to teach a new ♥♥♥♥♥ my ways.

Ant: Excuse me?

Vin: Positivity Anthony, if this old dog was an old friend, then me calling you my ‘♥♥♥♥♥’ would be so insulting now would it?

Ant: B-but we-

Vin: ♥♥♥♥♥.

Ant: I don’t find that the least bit funny, ♥♥♥♥ your ways! keep them to yourself, i wanna get out of here you jobless bald ♥♥♥♥!

Vin: Trash talking are we?

Ant: Don’t you have a job to get to? Get a wife! Stop using your right hand you clammy everlasting bastard.

Vin: Mmm, now i was just thinking what if trash had to have your voice? Would it be in better use? Thinking, thinking, thinking…

Ant: What are you talking about? Wha-

(Anthony choking)

Vin: Because of this excessive ‘trash talking’ Anthony, you have thrown your voice into the bin.

(Park reveals itself)

EXT: PARK

(Stephano from a distance on the phone)

Steph: Alright, yes, thank you for calling. I will, as soon as i find her, i’ll make sure she returns back to class.
BLIND
EXT: DARKNESS

Vin: You impress me, you honestly do! You’re thirst for more is unquenchable, you are now a politician! Reacting, attempting to understand and change now, with a vision so short, you can’t even see whats in front of you.

Vin: Normally, a politician would seek voices for their cause, but you Anthony? (whispers) Why are you still looking for yours?

Vin: Forgive me i forgot, you don’t even have a voice in this!

(Anthony finds slot machine with his voice in it talking back)

Vin: The worth of your voice is now dressed as a gambling machine. Now try and find a single gold coin in the darkness and show me, show me whatcha got Mr. Visionary, show me that you’re not all talk.
IMMENSITY
EXT: IMMENSITY

(Anthony gets his voice back and coughs)

Vin: What no thank you? No, nothing Anthony?

Ant: This is who you treat your daughter right now? Like this? Its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ridiculous!

Vin: Wait a minute, Daughter?

Ant: Gimme a direct answer you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥.

Vin: Heheh ♥♥♥♥♥? You’re the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥.

Vin: You should understand, I’m not hiding merely because you can’t see me. But because of this preserved, un-adaptable, and static logic, you control so very little of what happens.

(voices slowly switch)

Vin: While i control a heck ton.

Ant: What-

Vin: You see is what you get, right?

Ant: You speak non sense all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time! Now stop hiding behind the telecom, why don’t you come out here and man up!

Vin: *slaps desk* This kid’s thick, alright you wanna talk about manning up? Okay lets talk about it, lets talk about how kids like you take responsibility by ‘manning up’

Ant: When i get outta here, i’ll be calling the one calling the cops on you!

Vin: Cops? Through what phone? No, no, no, all young men want the thug life, ♥♥♥♥! So here you go here’s a mother friggn revolver and a place so elegant it might hopefully be up to your standard sir class. Now go on, crack pots, and enjoy adult hood, ‘man’.

(Anthony falls into an elegant, roman-esk place)

(He gets high off the pots, after each pot comes dialouge)

Ant: Ah.

Ant: Whoa…what.

Ant: Wha-hahah

Ant: This…i kinda like this.

Ant: Im surely digging this.

Ant: Whoa-i feel lighter than usual.

(takes the big pots)

Ant: Oh, that hit the spot.

Ant: Come on a little bit more, a bit closer.
ENDING
EXT: BEDROOM

(Anthony wakes up slowly in a bedroom from the sound of sam calling out to him)

Sam: Anthony.

Ant: ...

Sam: Anthony you awake?

Ant: mhm..

(As he turns to the other side of the bed)

Ant: Sam?

(Fake Credits)


(Credits interrupted as sam calls for Anthony, reverb fade in)

Sam: Anthony..hey, Anthony...Snap out of it, you there?

(Anthony doesn't find Sam next to him, instead its from a telecom)

Sam: Anthony, me and the guys have left a while ago where are you?

Anthony: Im still at yours...

Sam: Obviously, I mean in which room?

Anthony: Ugh..bedroom, with that uh...anime painting and the sun is directly above my head. How're you talking to me?

Sam: I've got intercoms all over my house, its sorta broad casting everywhere, can you leave please? We've been waiting for you at uni, I had to leave and I think dad's looking for me.

Ant: Alright..sam i had the weirdest dream about you.

Sam: Oh..o-okay..Alright look erm..there seems to be a misunderstanding, i gotta explain a few things for-

(Vinny interrupts conversation)

Vin: WHO..

Ant: …

Vin: Tell me..Who gave you the permission to speak to sam?

Ant: Hang on sec, that was real?

Vin: Yeah its real ya delicate ♥♥♥♥, now get the ♥♥♥♥ out of here!

Ant: Yeah right, and get swallowed by that thing again? Forget it!

Vin: What are you gonna do huh?

Ant: uhh..

Vin: What are you gonna do? You gonna dig the floor with your hands? You gonna jump out the window? You think you got a choice? Get out of here we’re done! You’re not supposed to sleep in my house you idiot!

Ant: Keep in mind that I’m gonna be calling the cops on you when i get out of here yeah?

Vin: Alright do it, just get out!

Ant: This couldn’t be that easy…

(Opens door, finds mirror)

Vin: I almost forgot-

Ant: Ugh i knew it!

Vin: You see Anthony,

Ant: You always-

Vin: Thing is-

Ant: Listen, listen up for a se-

Vin: JUST SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, I’LL SHOOT YOU, OK? LEMME SPEAK.

Ant: Alright, go yeah.

Vin: ♥♥♥♥!

Ant: ♥♥♥♥..

Vin: Now, you see that mirror?

Ant: Yeah.

Vin: Yeah, now i want you to reflect on what you’ve done by far ok? Behind that mirror is what i think of you, now take it down, come on.
WHAT I THINK OF YOU
EXT: DARKNESS

Vin: You see this Anthony? Can you see? This is what I think of you. Nothing.

Ant: What a surprise Vinny, can’t see a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing, you usually had something for me.

Vin: Yup, we took out the some all the way to none.

Ant: Screw yourself.

Vin: Who hasn't? I'm an optimist believe it or not, I still really want you to see. Even tho you cannot anymore, you called me an everlasting bastard when I'm actually ever-longingly forgiving.

Ant: Alright lemme guess, fake hope again?

Vin: So I'll give you this one last chance-

Ant: One last fake hope?

Vin: An-

Ant: One last las-

Vin: TAKE THIS SHORT SERIOUSLY, YOU WANNA DIE RIGHT NOW YOU LITTLE ♥♥♥♥, HUH? YOU WANNA DIE RIGHT NOW?

Ant: …

Vin: An impossible challenge to prove to me if you are the definer or the undefined.

Ant: What does that mean.

Vin: You're always asking what? why don't you try to get in depth Anthony? Why don't you try to ask what if I could be amazing, what if I could be definitive.

Ant: There is nothing to understand you lunatic!

Vin: You still haven't changed after all this? Anthony I hate you, you're an antagonist to me and I am one to you but you still are a protagonist to others, maybe Sam, or person behind the screen sees ya.

Ant: Talk way too much you lifeless ♥♥♥♥.

Vin: Lifeless? Life is the parent of quality and quantity, and by far their magnificent love gave birth to the greatest of creations, quality created the human and quantity made a son and a daughter.

Vin: Now, prove to me in this place that I hate you most, that you can define what is realistic and what is not.

Vin: Show me right here, right now that you can bring pride to your parents quantity and quality all so swiftly to form a solution that would define your magnificent future of escaping or not.

Vin: Rather than giving you a limit to how much time you have left, instead i give you anxiety, a thousand vases can be your answers or your questions.
Pun.

Vin: If you want to be done, little one, grab a gun, shoot the vases and have some fun.
Find a key, find the door, find me, leave and soar.

Ant: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ man, what the ♥♥♥♥ are you talking about?

Vin: A revolver for a person who keeps making mistakes, the amount of chambers in it will point towards where you will find the hour, and that hour holds the key.


(Anthony finds key, opens door)

INT: PARLOR

Vin: You're got some hidden caliber

Anthony, you actually can be amazing.

Ant: Alright, cool, fine, whatever, just tell me where Sam is!

Vin: I honestly have no idea.

Ant: How could you treat your daughter like that, I still don't get it.

Vin: She isn't my daughter btw.

Ant: You pathetic..liar!

Vin: I never actually said "shes my daughter" i was protecting her from you

Ant: From me?

Vin: The reason why i kept keeping you away from her is because you were going to ♥♥♥♥ your own sister.

Ant: What..

( Credits roll ITS NOT UN-U-SU-AL )



Sam: *interrupts* Anthony, i tried telling you earlier-

Steph: Sam, honey the dean called, why aren't you in collage?



Ant: WHA..AGHHH...MANN-

( Credits roll )



Ant: WE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SLEPT TOGETHER THAT NIGHT?! INCEST SAM! THIS IS INCEST!"

Sam: NO, NO, WAIT..WAIT, LISTEN!

Steph: DID I HEAR WHAT I THINK I DID.

( Credits roll )

Ant: THIS, THIS WAS ALL YOUR FAULT VINCENT!

Sam: Who's Vincent?

Vin: I was always in your head Anthony.



( Credits roll )

Sam: Stop it God Father! Sorry Anthony, you mean Vinny?

Ant: I'm gonna be sick.

Sam: Look we didn't! I shouldn't have randomly invited every to my parties that was a bad move, I know, there wasn't anything personal Anthony sorry, I just found out when Vinny told me a few minutes ago that we were related.

Stephano: Samantha Graves, we gotta talk-

Sam: Dad look the parties were just for legit fun, There were douches that were annoying me and Vinny slipped a few of his weird drugs to test results.

Ant: But I wasn't one!

Vin: Yesterday you were.

( Credits roll )

Ant: You wanted to kill me! you threw me off the lagoon and blew up the windmill!

Vin: (Laughs) WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥?

Ant: You are an illegal drug dealer!

Vin: Nope I'm just an angel investor who happens to look like one attractive doctor.

( Credits roll )

Sam: Anthony calm down, Half of what you knew wasn't real, the drugs twisted it a bit.

Steph: Sam, you and your friends, back to uni, now.

Ant: I…I..just-

Sam: Look it'll all be alright, we'll go back to uni and finish u-

Ant: What time is it?

Sam: 12:34 why?

(Ant runs through the window)

(music stops)

Vin: You should've done that way earlier, but thanks for wanting to help me out man! i appreciate it! i really do!

Ant: ...♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ late for class..
6 Comments
TheRealJonnyBoy (SOUND OFF) Nov 25, 2019 @ 9:11pm 
No, I could quite clearly hear "If you don’t type out what do bees make!", perhaps you headphones weren't working.
Lupal Fillyus Oct 15, 2016 @ 5:07pm 
"if you don’t type out what do bees make" was completely unintelligable. Luckily there's guides!
Waj May 7, 2015 @ 6:03am 
Thanks for the scripts, It helped me make a subtitle for the game movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbzxNGPYHM0
PrinceAerin Feb 2, 2015 @ 9:44pm 
sometimes the music was too loud in my game, thanks for this man!!!
notNSANE Jan 7, 2015 @ 3:15am 
Nice, but it's annoying that you call him "Ant" and "Anthony", I thought they were two different people first and everything was even more confusion. No need to shorten the name.
Luiz Henrique Dec 17, 2014 @ 3:42am 
thanks man. helped a lot.