How to make a Clickbait guide

I've browsed fourteen million six hundred five different ways of clickbaiting and found the correct one

Clickbaiting intro

Well, first and foremost, we should apparently start with plain, straightforward, right to the point intro. In this intro we will obviously state what's going to be in the guide about clickbaiting and how to immerse people into reading your clickbaiting guide (which is not a clickbait itself), without saying anything about intro itself, of course.
So, in this intro, you are going to learn what this guide apparently consists of, hence getting ready to delve into all depths of clickbaiting grabbing attention of honest people with honest ways hereby providing space in your brain to store this usele- precious piece of information given by me.
Now, that I've hit the word count provided by my basement owner (help me please), let's continue.

Attention Grab

Just clickbaiting is not enough. You need to get their attention, their interest, their likes, rewards, their souls.

I've made simple a simple list of things that you, dear reader, can definitely do by yourself with no problems, restrictions or any issues whatsoever, here it is:

• Don't just grab their attention, grab their cheeks! They surely won't run because of that!
  (you need consent, before or afterwards at the very least)
  
• Be like TikTok and MR, capitalise on dying attention spans! :D Use professional, catchy, bright and high-quality edits, montages and photoshops, show them something they've never seen before (and wish they never did...)!
  *Examples of high-quality work you can see in images attached to this guide.
  
• No one has ever tried to leave after feeling strong waves of cringe. Throw a couple of uwu's here and there, add some corny jokes and you've definitely got them for the rest of the guide.
  What microbes said when they learnt how humans call their habitant from Ant Man? - "So we live in the micrOWOrld"!
  
• Also there's one forbidden method that no one dares to use... I do not recommend it but if you are really desperate... you can give out actually useful information. °^° *gasp!* I know, right? Crazy.
  Crazy? I was crazy once...

Now you know all the depth of grabbing both attention and what you shouldn't be grabbing... Keep it up and u'd be a great attention wh- finder!

You've got a cool guide with a bunch of info, now you need to summarise it and give it a name. So all that's left is to make a catchy title, about this in next section.

Not clickbaiting title

An Interesting title.

(new section, not titled yet)

Now that we are done, I'll give you last tip. Don't make it too clickbaiting so people won't feel used while "definitely" getting used and they come back more, leave likes and comments to boost you up.
Or just make sure you milk them dry and reap all the attention, ragebait and rewards possible before they abandon you (like my wife and kids did to me... And basement owner even took away their pictures... *sniff* I miss yall...)
But in general, make sure they leave happy to come back once more. Hope you enjoyed my guide. Have a nice day everyone ^^

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same here, brudda... same here...

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Im hungry

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