Ultimate Achievement Guide

This guide goes in-depth on all 17 achievements in the game

Story-Based Achievements

These achievements are completely impossible to miss when playing, but yknow ultimate achievement guide so here we are

Old Friend - As soon as you start the game, talk to Weissner and this achievement will be rewards
New Friend - You will also receive this achievement before the end of your first conversation
Stiff Staff - Pretty easily just obtain the staff at the far left cliff of the map

The rest of those are all related to the collect-a-thon nature of this game
After talking to the fisherman at the bottom of the map, Beckey and Milchfrau at the top, you will have 3 different quests to do
In order to complete all of these you need to collect 5 apples, 15 milkgrass, and 1 Sasalmon

The apples and milkgrass can be found all around the map, so simply interact with every apple tree and patch of grass
"Haymaker" is achieved by getting your 15th milkgrass As well as "Tree Climber" as soon as you get your 5th apple
How ever one of them is guarded by a strange man, who in talking to gets you the achievement "Patience"

Now just return to the town at the top of the stage to collect your Milk and Pie
Doing so will get you the "Pie or Bun?" achievement

SAVE THE GAME BEFORE DOING THE FISHERMAN'S QUEST

Now onto the Fishermans side quest you'll first need to collect the fishing rod from Weissner, go back to him, then collect a worm from The Strange Vegetable Man
After this you will recieved the Sasalmon as well as the "Da Worm!" and "Fish of my dreams" achievements

SAVE THE GAME HERE TOO SEPERATELY

After all this, feed everything to Stern, watch em blow up the rock, and go back to Weissner to get the "True Story" achievement and beat the game

Optional Achievements

Congrats you've beaten the game, now let's get these last few
First, if you followed my advice, you should have 2 save points from Before the Fisherman and Before talking to Weissner

Go to your first save point from before you received the Sasalmon
Now instead of obtaining the giant worm from the Vegetable guy, instead collect a worm from a chicken
You can't collect several at a time
You must go back down and talk to the fisherman, him to reject your worm, then collect another
Rinse repeat until every single chicken has been fought to get the "Terror of Chickens" achievement
This achievement cannot be obtained after you've gotten the Sasalmon
Oh and you will still need to attack the chicken with the page, even though its not a worm

After you've obtained this you have no use for this save anymore, quit and go back to your other

The following achievements are pretty easy, if you didn't shake every apple tree do so for the "Life is Life" achievement
If you didn't swim in the water at the bottom part of the map, do so for the "Rebel" achievement
After you've fed the milk to Stern, if you return to Milchfrau it'll play a special cutscene giving you the "Sip of Milk" achievement
Now talk to Weissner without collecting all the pages, you can have up to 4
Say you'll look for more pages, talk to him again and say the same thing (Watch out, he flips where the options are)
Doing this will get you the "XXX-Files Achievement"

Now the last one is by far the hardest but that doesn't really mean its that hard
You now must collect all 5 of the lost pages and return them to Weissner
The first page can be collected in the middle area with the big dead tree, disguising itself as milkgrass covered in trees in the bottom left corner
The second page is at the top of the area, being eaten by a chicken
The third page is awarded to you by Stern for feeding them all the treats, you definitely already have this one
The fourth one is found after you've been in the water and gotten the Rebel achievement, spawning just above the water line
The fifth one is weird, after you've obtained the Sasalmon, go back to the fisherman and obtain your rod again, then go fishing in the wishing well next to Weissner

Now with all 5 in your possession, talk to Weissner again and present all the pages to get the Secret ending and final achievement for it

Now if you followed all of this you should have all 17 achievements

Congrats, you've 100% a roughly hour long game, take your medal