how to be a troll (from experience)

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1. in the overworld

make sure you host a game so nobody can kick you. anyways, when you get about 3 other ppl together immediatley start the game and snatch the camera and as many flashlights as you can. take those flashlights, and hide them over the counter of Phil's Hats. this infuriates ppl. then, restock on the remaining flashlights and repeat the last step until there are no more flashlights for your team mates, but keep one for you since you are better than them, and you know it. then, once your little reluctant minions get ready to go, you race there and close the door on them over and over and over. then you let them in when the time is right, bc how can you troll if you dont even start the game?? go on to the next steps.

2. in the old world

once you and your friends get into the old world, go in front of everybody, and stay at the lead. since you have the camera, if you see a monster, tell everybody to go the other way. this way, even your fans will hate you. (also, secretly film every second a monster is not on your screen.) when somebody asks you, "WTF WHY DIDNT YOU FILM THAT" you pretend you dont have the camera, and scroll through the 2 spots with no camera in it. if one of your minions gets attacked by a monster, un-record and run. repeat these steps for the rest of the time you are in the old world.

3. face stuff (optional)

your face matters in content warning. it shows what your overall vibe is. so, here are some faces a troll would wear:

1. :] a carefree and happy face, considering you being a troller
2. :D a happy face, you are happy to see them suffer.
3. T-T you dont care about them, you know that, they know that.
4. TwT your a slay gurl, your better than these noobs.
5. >:D you are laughing so hard at their pain.

4. voice stuff (optional)

if you dont have a mic, this part is useless to you.
but if you DO, this is important.
say "skibidi skibidi your mom ohio" over and over again. curse all the time and rip your vocal cords screaming. you have to be very dedicated for this. i think its even more infuriating to just sit there in silence, but hey, thats just a theory, A TROLL THEORY!!

ik its cringe im sorry

hats (optional)

like faces, hats also tell your vibe. I would reccomend these:

1. crown
2. toooop hat
3. cat ears
4. clown hair/nose

the end

i hope you enjoy being an absolute disgrace to your minions (yes, minions).

please give me steam points my fingers are tired from all this typing :(

btw serious here for a sec this is a guide i made bc i noticed the patterns and i wanted to point out how cringe trolls are pls do not become a troll go touch some grass