All Achievements Guide

List of all achievements and details for how to get them in Bronzebeard's Tavern as of January 2025.

Trainee

Serve your first customer:

Pick up any meal that has been ordered by a customer and deliver it to them with "E".

Chefy

Cook your first dish.

Go into the Kitchen and cook your first dish. Pick up some ingredients from the item boxes and put them on the grill.
Wait for the first cooking meter to be full and pick it up.

Sous Chefy

Burn your first dish.

Leave an ingredient on the grill long enough to fill the cooking meter twice. You will see it on fire and it will burn.
You will get this achievement when the Ophidians visit as they love burnt food.

Technician

Refuel the Hearth for the first time.

Go to the basement of the tavern, pick up some coal from the piles on either side and toss it in the hearth with "E".

The Velasco

Locate the mythical Velasco in the tavern.

Velasco is a little doll hidden on the top of the bookshelf in the office.
Walk into the office and jump on the table in front of the doorway.
Face towards the bookshelf to the right of the doorway and jump then dive onto the bookshelf.
Meditate with the doll by pressing "E".
Each player will need to do this to unlock the achievement for themselves.

A Tater' for Later

Serve a customer a Premium Snack.

Get the Premium Snack upgrade and feed it to any customer. This snack resets their patience to full to give you a bit of extra time to get their order together.
Each player will need to do this for the achievement.

Brawler

Punch a customer - how could you!?

Walk up to a customer and left click to punch them. Careful, do this too much and they'll get upset and leave!

Pillionaire

Profit $200 in a single day.

Super easy to get while just playing the game. You will eventually get this in any of the game modes, but it will be faster on Hard difficulty and with co-op.
If done in co-op, everyone in the lobby will get this achievement together.

Tavern Connoisseur

Fully unlock all customer races and renowned.

Play long enough for every race and renown to visit your tavern.
There are 4 races: Goblin, Dwarf, Halfling, and Ophidian.
There are 3 renown: Dwarf's King, Halfling's Druid, and Goblins... Gobbler.

Petty Cash

Have $1000 in your bank balance at once.

Play long enough and save up some money! This is faster on harder difficulties, but still possible on easy mode. You can save up you tavern money and then use those funds to purchase a bunch of upgrades at once, bagging the Investor achievement while you're at it!
All players in the lobby will get this once there is $1,000 in the bank.

Investor

Buy $350 worth of upgrades in a single day.

Easily obtained when you build up enough money to spend $350 on upgrades (table in the office) in a single day. If you're in a lobby when someone buys the upgrades, everyone will get the achievement.

A Dwarf with Places to Be!

Use a dwarf hole to fast travel to another side of the tavern.

Purchase at least 1 Dwarf Hole upgrade and use it. Each player will need to do this to unlock their achievement.

Entertainer

Play the lute to four or more customers at the same time.

Purchase the Legendary Lute upgrade. This is part of the Tool Closet upgrade tree.
Grab a lute and wait for an opportunity when 4 customers are close together and you can play the lute with them all in range.
This is possible in all game modes, but easier in hard mode when your tavern has a lot of customers dancing/sitting around.

Perfection

Fully upgrade the tavern.

Purchase every upgrade the Tavern has to offer.
This will cost you about about $13,000, but is easily obtained when playing with friends. Easy mode will make it a longer journey, but the higher difficulties bring in more customers and that means more money. When you upgrade to the larger taverns, your revenue will also increase. Tavern Expansion 2 grants a bonus 2x revenue, making this a bit faster.

Dead Drop

Have your food stolen by the Skeleton Thief!

When the Skeleton thieves spawn (the black skeletons with blue eyes) they will take your raw ingredients. Let one of them get away with it.
All players in the lobby will get this achievement when that happens.

On the Watch

Stop a Skeleton Thief from stealing your food!

When the Skeleton thieves spawn (the black skeletons with blue eyes) they will take your raw ingredients. Stop one from getting away!
Recover the stolen goods by knocking out the Skeleton and picking up the raw ingredient from the ground.

Warrior

Kill your first skeleton.

Skeletons will visit your tavern throughout your play time. There are two types:

• Thief Skeletons - these are black skeletons with blue eyes that go into your kitchen and steal your ingredients. Hit them enough times to kill them and take your stuff back.
  
• Normal Skeletons - these are white skeletons with blue eyes that spawn when you let your hearth run out completely. They will spawn in the basement and attack the player. Light your hearth quickly and then punch them out to stop them from spawning.

Filled to the Brim!

Have all your tavern's countertops occupied.

Purchase all of the Countertop upgrades and fill them with food/drink. Easily obtained if you're in the habit of pre-cooking the food before you start the day.
All players in the lobby get this achievement when done.

The Talk of Mount Ainn

Achieve a rating of five stars for your tavern.

You will get this as you play. Keep all of your customers happy by seating them, taking their orders and giving them the correct food on time. Each happy customer will get you points towards a better star rating.
Punching or not serving food on time will decrease your score.
This is quickly done on "easy" tavern modes and all players in the lobby will get the achievement.

The Bestest Dwarf...

Earn employee of the day in a server with two or more players.

Play with at least 1 other person in co-op mode and get employee of the month by doing more than them in the day.
Tip: Cooks easily get pretty high scores, but as long as you're hauling butt and taking orders/serving, you have a good chance.

The Prince of Gluttony

Meet the "Gobbler" for the first time.

This is one of the renown clients and he will eventually visit your tavern when you feed enough Goblins. If you don't serve him, he will smash whatever table he is sitting at. To repair the table you will have to walk up and press "E" on it.
If satisfied, the Gobbler will increased the patience of nearby customers and also increase how much they will pay.

The King of Dwarves

Meet the "Dwarf King" for the first time.

Serve enough Dwarf patrons and the King will visit. If you don't serve him, he will smash the ground causing a mess and stunning nearby players.
If satisfied, he will pay for the table (more than normal price).

The Queen of Frost

Meet the "Druid" for the first time.

Serve enough Halfling clients and the druid will visit you. She doesn't eat, but her spirits will.
If you upset her, she causes your tavern to freeze over, creating ice walls everywhere. Break the ice walls by hitting them.
If you keep her happy, she will grant extended patience to her table.
The number of spirits she has increases with the number of players in the lobby.

Collateral Damage

Have your tables broken by The Gobbler.

When the Gobbler (renown Goblin) comes for a visit, seat him by himself.
Don't feed him and let his patience run out. He will smash the table and you will get this achievement. You will have to repair the table / chairs when he leaves.

Working Hazard

Working Hazard

Seat the Dwarf King, preferably at a table by himself. Let his patience run out and be there when he gets angry. The King will turn around and smash his hammer. You will have to be in the line of fire for this achievement, so try to get hit. This can take a few tries and you may have to upset him more than once. Each player in the lobby will need to be hit to unlock their achievement.

Winter Cleaning

Punch out an ice wall created by The Druid.

Upset the Druid renown customer when she comes to visit. Seat her and do not feed her spirits. When she gets upset, she will spawn ice walls around your tavern. Have each player punch out a wall.

Critic's Choice

Have two or more renowned customers present in your tavern at the same time.

Grab 2+ friends, start a tavern on hard mode and get to day 3. The Gobbler will come for a visit and you will want to keep him happy and fed. A few minutes later another Gobbler will show up and as long as the first Gobbler is there, you will get this achievement.
Note: when customers are done eating and are happy, they tend to stick around the tavern and dance or socialize for a bit. This will count as the renown customer still being in the tavern.

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