"Naraka: Bladepoint - How to Die Stylishly and Blame Lag Like a Pro"

Welcome, aspiring warriors, to the mythical and chaotic world of Naraka: Bladepoint! Prepare your blade, summon your inner ninja, and buckle up for a rollercoaster of laughter, chaos, and questionable decisions. Here’s your one-stop guide to mastering this battle royale of wuxia madness, infused with just the right amount of humor to ease the pain of repeatedly dying.

1. Picking Your Hero: Waifus, Husbandos, and “That Guy”

Your journey begins with selecting a character. Each hero has unique abilities and a tragic backstory (or at least pretends to).

Waifus: These are your elegant queens like Kurumi and Viper Ning. Pick them if you want to look cool and mysterious while spamming ultimate abilities that blind half the map.

Husbandos: These include beefcakes like Tianhai or the suave Yoto Hime. Great for flexing your masculinity or just enjoying shirtless animations.

“That Guy”: This refers to Temulch or anyone who spams their abilities like there’s no tomorrow. Annoying, but effective.


Pro tip: The character you pick doesn’t matter because your opponents will crush your dreams anyway.

2. Looting: A Hunger Games Shopping Spree

Landing in Naraka is like being dropped in the middle of a martial arts flea market. You’ve got one goal: loot everything before anyone else does.

Weapons: Dual Blades for speed demons, Longswords for tryhards, and Cannons for those who don’t want to aim.

Armor: Prioritize purple or gold. Grey armor might as well be tissue paper.

Grappling Hooks: The lifeblood of Naraka. Without one, you’re just a sitting duck waiting to be sliced.


Pro tip: The faster you loot, the faster you die because greed always gets punished.

3. Combat: Dance of Death or Clown Show?

Combat in Naraka is a beautiful blend of skill, timing, and panic. Here’s how to survive:

Parry Like a Pro: Timing a parry is the difference between looking like a god and being a laughingstock. Expect to fail 90% of the time.

Spam Grappling Hooks: When in doubt, yeet yourself out of combat. This is also known as the “nope” strategy.

Third-Party Everything: Why fight fair when you can swoop in like a vulture?


Pro tip: If someone tea-bags you after killing you, it’s not personal—it’s Naraka tradition.

4. Special Abilities: Unleash Chaos

Every hero has special abilities, and the ultimate move is your ticket to glory (or embarrassment).

Use Wisely: Timing is everything. Don’t waste your ult chasing a bot unless you enjoy Reddit memes mocking you.

Expect Counters: Just when you think you’re invincible, someone will parry your ultimate and ruin your day.


Pro tip: If your ultimate fails, blame lag. Always.

5. The Circle of Doom: Run Like Your Life Depends on It

The shrinking circle is a classic battle royale feature, and in Naraka, it’s out for blood.

Stay Ahead: Always keep an eye on the map. The circle moves faster than your grandma on Black Friday.

Camp Strategically: Find a high spot and pretend you’re a tactical genius. Warning: Others will have the same idea.


Pro tip: Don’t die to the circle. It’s embarrassing, and your squad will never let you live it down.

6. Team Play: Friends or Frenemies?

If you’re playing in a squad, teamwork is key (or optional, depending on your mood).

Revive the Fallen: Unless it’s funnier to let them crawl around.

Share Loot: Just kidding, grab everything and scream, “Finders keepers!”

Communicate: Yelling “Help!” repeatedly is an effective strategy.


Pro tip: Betrayal is a valid strategy. Just don’t expect your friends to talk to you afterward.

7. Winning: The Mythical Victory

Winning in Naraka is like finding a unicorn. If you do manage to win, celebrate excessively.

Victory Pose: Use the flashiest emote you have. Dance like nobody’s watching (except they are).

Screenshot It: Because it might never happen again.

Trash Talk: Politely remind everyone how skilled you are, then log off before they challenge you to a rematch.

8. Advanced Strategies (For When You’re Tired of Losing)

Bait and Switch: Pretend to loot, then ambush unsuspecting players.

Bush Camping: Classic, effective, and mildly shameful.

Ultimate Troll: Grapple onto players and launch them into the circle. Evil, but satisfying.

Final Words of Wisdom

Naraka: Bladepoint is a game of skill, strategy, and sheer chaos. Whether you’re slicing through enemies like a wuxia legend or dying repeatedly in spectacular fashion, remember: it’s all about having fun (and blaming lag).

Good luck, warrior, and may your grappling hooks always land true!

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Glad to hear that @MochiMia

[MochiMia]

This made me laugh so much. This is a much too accurate summary of the game, especially the 'expect to fail your parries 90 percent of the time'.