SONIC X SHADOW GENERATIONS

SONIC X SHADOW GENERATIONS

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How to get Latinas
By Buttermilk
This step-by-step guide will show you how to fulfill Shadow the Hedgehog's ultimate goal. To get some Latinas.
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STEP 1: FIGURE OUT WHICH COUNTRY
Latinas live in Latin America, which is a term that refer to countries in North and South America where Romance languages are spoken (eg. Spanish, French). The best country for you is based on proximity or which culture you like the most. Use the map to the left to figure out which country is best for you or which you prefer.
STEP 2: GET A PASSPORT
After you figured out which country to go to, you'll need a passport in order to get there. Legally traveling there is your best bet.
The easiest way to get a passport is to steal that faker's passport since everyone thinks you two are the same person.
STEP 3: PLAN YOUR TRIP
Most common way of traveling to Latin America is by airplane. But considering you're basically the fastest thing alive you can easily run there on foot using your air shoes. If the ocean is an issue, just use your newly aquired Doom Surf ability (image on left). You can unlock Doom Surf by interacting with the Power Sealing Device after defeating the first boss
Traveling by foot requires a prearranged visa. Applying by one can be found online. When applying, remember to state yourself as "Sonic the Hedgehog" since you're using his passport.
As an example, here is Mexico's: https://consulmex.sre.gob.mx/nuevayork/index.php/en/visas-foreigners
STEP 4: LANGUAGE & APPROACHING LATINA
The official language of South America is Spanish
Exceptions: Majority of Brazil speak Portuguese. Majority of Suriname speak Dutch and Saran Tongo. Majority of Guyana speak Guyanese Creole. And the majority of French Guiana speak French
Make sure you know their language because there is no communication without language (duh).
Once you have found a Latina you are interested in, its go time! Do what you gotta do to get that Latina to fall for you!
ENDING NOTE
Shoutout to all the Latinas
27 Comments
choudharyamrit374 Dec 3 @ 9:57pm 
Time to rizz some Latina baddies
yoozles Dec 3 @ 3:16am 
Thank you, I will be swimming in latinas now chat
bradboy102 Dec 2 @ 7:40pm 
100% confirmed. I am now surrounded by big booty latinas
SamUnderStars Nov 28 @ 2:11pm 
instructions unclear. i am stranded in the pacific ocean
Bittax Nov 7 @ 1:00pm 
bois we must get latinas
McGringus Nov 7 @ 2:34am 
Good point
GingerSniper Nov 6 @ 6:28pm 
McGringus, to be fair, you asked so you received.
McGringus Nov 6 @ 12:13pm 
Guys the DM part was a joke I have people asking for my phone number now :SpurkDirectional:
McGringus Nov 5 @ 7:39am 
I'm right here, I am a Latina. You can't stop me. Yall might as well go into my DMs lol
SkippKatt Nov 4 @ 6:15am 
instructions unclear. got a Latino instead...
honestly, no complaints