Every Task Name

The main method of slacker-checking is to ask someone to read off their tasks. Oftentimes it can catch an inexperienced slacker off-guard, landing them in the crosshairs of the next meeting. This guide was made so that slackers can have a better chance under the eye of scrutiny.

Intro

Each task falls into 3 categories:

Specialist Tasks (Blue Box): These are the bread and butter of the company. Slackers don't get these.

Slacking Tasks (Red Box): Sometimes you just need to take a break and have some fun. Both specialists and slackers will have these.

Slacker Tasks (Gray Box): These are malicious activities aiming to disrupt the company. Only slackers will be assigned these, and mentioning them as an assigned task is likely to get you canned.

Specialist Tasks (Blue Box)

Back to basics
Cats also need to eat!
Doc Dispatch
Duplicate Dispatch
Fresh Firmware
OCD (Organize Cabinet Drawers)
Operation Shred
Ream Reload
Report Relay
Sales Confirmation
Warehouse Wishlist
Where's the janitor?
Wipe Assistance

Slacking Tasks (Red Box)

Brewski Break
Caffeine Boost
Call of nature
Danger Noodle
I'm a cat person!
Jelly Stapler
Mouse Thief
Refreshment Recess
Smoking Break
The mines wont sweep themselves!
Who's your daddy?

Slacker Tasks (Gray Box)

Bandwidth Bandit
Malware Mischief
The fire guy

Special Mention

Long-term Storage: Exclusive to the Copenhagen office, a blue-box task, simply pick up a box and move it down to the warehouse. Since the elevator is currently under maintenance, this task is disabled.


If you would like to report if this guide is due for either a change or an update, feel free to leave a comment and/or message Lowe's Gaming.

[Lowe's Gaming]

lol

[Arise Chicken]

ah written by a dead by daylight player, thats why youre tryin to sap the fun out of it.

[lKaustiK]

If you can't figure out who's a slacker without asking them what tasks they have you are just bad at the game. Sorry to break it to ya

[The Slamburgerler]

"Errmmm it's metagaming!!"
the fuck does metagaming have anything to do with it. Lying is apart of the game.

[JP Sae]

L playstyle

[Vandy]

Stop asking for tasks. Metagaming is lame.

[Slav4ik_]

bro, please make a Russian version

[Salamimann]

there should be an explanation... my boss was asking me what i do i say print sales stuff, ho wdo i know what task this is?!

[Rice]

Just don't ask/answer this question. This to me is considered meta-gaming and can ruin the game especially for casuals and new players.

[goonlord]

Thanks lmao, I honestly feel like people who immediately go "WHAT ARE UR 3 TASKS LMAO" ruin the entire fun of this game