What to do when balloon boy annoyingly exists

This amazing guide will show you the best (and satirical) way to get rid of the urchin that is Balloon Boy. If you do discover unclear instructions you must notify me in the comments. Anyway, on with the show!

What to do

Step one: Try your best to take the rascal away from Freddy's.
Step two: Find a road/motorway (preferably faster than 30mph).
Step three: Tell Balloon Boy to stand/play in the road because he will get free batteries if he does.
Step four: Wait >:)

This hopefully helps you to be rid of the battery thief. You may want to dispose of JJ too but it won't really matter if you do. Hope this helps!