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"let me break it down for you, Mark" over ascent

replaces mom and dad arguing into Omni man's "let me break it down for you, Mark" copypasta.

"Let me break it down for you, Mark. Your mother and I have a relationship that's all about a master/slave dynamic. When I said she was more like a pet to me, I meant that in the most literal way possible. Remember that time you found a dog collar under the couch and I told you it's because we were getting a dog? That was a lie, son. Truthfully, your mom likes it when I put her on a leash and walk her around the backyard. She's usually naked, of course. I can't explain why, but the whole thing is her idea. She'll piss on trees, sleep in dog cages, chew up furniture -- she once took a full-sized, adult woman ♥♥♥♥ in my dockers. Your mother is one ♥♥♥♥♥♥-up slut, Mark. And I love her, but im not bringing that energy back to Viltrum with me. Frankly? She scares me somtimes. I don't know who molested her or how they did it, but there is some dark juju in that womans head and I just dont know I'm strong enough to ♥♥♥♥ it all away."