[ENG] How to summon and hook with a demon

In this guide you will learn everything you need to become a Helltaker (and Babetaker).

Spanish traduction (original version)

[ESP]Como invocar y ligarte a un demonio 

A Guide for Helltaker

By: HectorVinchi

En esta guía aprenderás todo lo necesario para convertirte en el tomador de infiernos (y nenas)

Warning

This guide is not responsible for any damage suffered and/or death of the reader because of the summoned demon, everything is under the responsibility of the reader.

Possible demons to summon and description of them

• Pandemonica: She is a girl who gets crazy when she drinks coffee, she doesn't have great "attributes", she has put all of it into intelligence. If you like the studious ones, this is yours. She is Lucifer's secretary, so she doesn't lack money, you can be a kept man. If you don't give her coffee, the relationship will be boring, but without danger, so give her coffee, there is only one life. Danger with coffee: 8/10 Danger without coffee: 1/10
  
  
  
• Modeus: Don't expect anything romantic, just sex. Good "attributes"; if you tell her you are loyal to her, she will cut off your legs (they are all the same). Romantic love seems strange to her. Trash talkers say that she gets along well with the angel Azazel (you can kidnap her if you want). Danger 1/10 (as long as you fuçk with at least 3 a week, nothing will happen to you)
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• Cerberus: One soul sharing 3 bodies (triple pleasure). They want to bring sin to earth, even behaving like a dog. Don't let them go out on the street, or the police will knock on your door because of disturbance. When they get their triple period you'll want to bite your hairs off. Danger: 5/10 (you can have a heart attack because of their tenderness, death assured if you let them eat creppes all three at the same time).
  
  
  
• Malina: A heavy drinker addicted to turn-based strategy and board games, but deep down she has a good heart even if she hates her sister (and all the masochists). If you get bored she will bring you a good board game and a glass of vodka on its own. If you get a good night out, you'll end up more wasted than a spanish 16 years old guy. Danger: 3/10 (Physically nothing, but psychologically she will have you sick of her bullsh¡t, she insults a lot).
  
  
  
• Zdrada: She gets on her sister a lot, she doesn't like "nerdy sh¡ts" nor Malina's games. If you ask any man, demon or not, if he knows her, he does, it's crazy, she has fuçked half the hell if not all of it. She smokes like an 1899 locomotive, she's going to make you wear a mask without having the Covid. Danger: 2/10 (Stop playing computer games and don't be nerdy or she'll stab you from side to side, and take a shower she doesn't like LOL players, otherwise it's all right, so chill out).
  
  
  
• Azazel: In reality she is an angel who is "investigating", she wants what she wants, hookup and alcohol all night long even though she says she doesn't. She has been so traumatized in such a short time that she has developed the thousand-yard stare, but you can't see that in 4 so no worries. From so much "investigating" she's growing horns, she says she's not but she's falling, little is left for her to put on her booty jeans. Danger 0/10 [He is an angel, those do not do bad things, anyways, do not anger her, she can give you a Hail Marie and send you with God (quite literally)].
  
  
  
• Justice: She is blind and thinks she is cool, what a fuçking clown. She used to be the high prosecutor, she has more money than Al Capone in his old times, she likes to party and Malina's vodka, if you want to get her, be an asshoIe and talk like an edgy. Danger 3/10 (I don't think she will do anything to you but don't make her angry, she knows about torture and that sh¡t).
  
  
  
• Lucy: She's the hell's CEO, she knows all the scum from there, like Osama Bin Laden or HitIer. Since she's the Big Booty, you can live off her money if you make her creppes; if you don't listen to her, you can live with her too because anyone gives a sh¡it about her orders, sad but its true, only bad thing is that she could stab you. If you criticize her crêpes she will make you disappear, but she cooks like sh¡t. Danger 5/10 (If you summon her, she will bring her infernal army and turn the earth into hell 2, but if Azazel defeated her and made her her maid, you can do it too).
  
  
  
• Judgement: She looks like a sadist who wants to break all your bones, but if you tell her she's your sweetheart, she'll melt for you, being the friendliest of all of them. She thinks she's cool for wearing a ripped jacket and underwear (the others think she's an exhibitionist). Danger 9/10 (if you go to hell, death is assured, you will only be saved if you flirt with her, and I mean FLIRT with her my boy).
  
  
  
• Beelzebub: She has gone crazy from spending so much time alone in the void and now suffers from multiple personality, if you find her in demonic form she will act like a grandmother while if you find her in human form she will be an egomaniac and before talking to you, she will tell you all her real titles (she is classist) Danger 10/10 (no one knows why she is dangerous, but everyone says so).

Summon process

1. We draw a pentagram on the floor with anything red, that weird thing of the blood is a lie, if you don't know what is a pentagram search it up, lazy, if you have time to read this you also have time to do it.
   
2. We put an A4 sized sheet of paper (important, we recieve complains about the devils coming out with strange things) in the center of it with the name of the demon to summon.
   
3. You stand on top of that sheet, in the center of the pentagram, and perform the following movements:

• ↓ / ↑ / → / ↑ / ← / ↓ x2 / ← / ↑ / ↓ / → / ↑
  
  
  A one-way portal will appear, once you pass through it either you'll pick up the hottie or you'll die. You will have to make a little bumpy road to get to your chosen devil, you get her (I know you can do it, dude) and you go through the gates of hell to home, another portal will open in the location where the first one was and that's all, do not try to make another harem that 100% will go wrong and die, we hope we helped you, enjoy ;)
  
  

[Asmordeus]

Information Incorrect. I am burning in lava

[vanyatablet39]

Hmm nice guide, actually worked.

[xeriyon]

Great stuff I just dislike the Justice part cuz she's awesome haha