Is Kiryu Kazuma Autistic And If So, Am I Autistic As Well?

★ Hey You! Yeah You, You Like Yakuza Right? You Like Seeing Big Buff And Tough Japanese Men Slugging It Out While Shirtless ... And Perhaps While Slathered In Baby Oil? Then This Is The Guide For You! Don't Be Shy And Step Right Up - This Van Is Large Enough For All Of You To Fit In. Don't Mind The Zipties And Chloroform Bottles, Those Are Just ... Props ... Yeah, Props For A Cool Movie We're Gonna Make - And You're Gonna Be The Star Of The Show!

★ Prologue

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The Program For This Evening Is Not New. You've Seen This Entertainment Through And Through. You've Seen Your Birth, Your Life And Death. You Might Recall All The Rest. Did You Have A Good World When You Died, Enough To Base A Mediocre Steam Guide On?

I remember it like any other day, something profound had graced the insignificant space-dust-speck known as Earth. What was it? A miracle from the heavenly bodies above, or perhaps a benevolent traveller from the deep spaces of the cosmos? Bringers of the end times, givers to the breath of life - in fact none of these profound concepts happened, what did happen however was that I decided to make a Steam Guide on Yakuza 0 ... Again.


Only this time, I'm gonna do it well having a somewhat functional sleep routine and while medicated. Gamers buckle up, because I'm about to drop some major truth bombs today.

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"They've abandoned us, my child. The Ho-kago Tea Time Band has been broken. You are the only one who has not forsaken me. At this very moment, Mugi and her Demonic lackeys celebrate their victory in what they are calling the Second Frosted Strawberry Cake Crisis. They have the Strawberry, but no understanding of its true purpose. Our technology has failed us.

Mio... is no more...
...though her memory lives on.

Our enemies believe we have been defeated, and that I am no longer among the living. They are gravely mistaken. You and I are all that remained, but all that is necessary, for together we will raise a great army, together we will show the world's downtrodden who the real enemy is! Mugi promises them prosperity, but in the slums of Sakuragaoka High School, the homeless and hungry know the truth! They have been forgotten, they have nothing! But! Their! Anger! We will take that spark and start a fire which will become a great conflagration! Peace! Through! Power!"

- Yui Hirasawa to Azusa Nakano.
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★ Brief Background Of The Authors Involved

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Jon, I Need To Know Something Jon. When You Asked Me What I Thought ... Of Your New Frame ... And I Looked At It ... And I Saw A Dog. That Was Odie, Wasn't It? I Thought The Picture Frame Was A Mirror.

When I was born, the doctors told me that I was a very smart bean and gave me a special thinking hat to amplify my thinking. The hat does kinda hurt to wear and gets in the way when I'm trying to do fun things but at least when I wear it - the other Akira Nishikiyamas don't come out of the box. The other Nishikis sometimes scare me though and the doctors told me that them coming outside to play - was a symptom of something called, "Schizophrenia". You may even get the chance to meet them as I promised I'd let them outside the box to help me in writing this cool story - they are Majima_Goro and Kiryu Kazuma.


Majima_Goro can be an outright scoundrel at times but they know a lot about a guy named Alan Wake - I think that's a guy that sleeps or something. Kiryu Kazuma is kinda shy but I feel like they are actually scheming to kill me. Despite them being troublesome at times, I've come to accept each one of them in their own right and in a sense we're all one big and happy family! I just hope that new Nishikis don't start appearing or else I may have to end it all.

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★ Chapter I: What Was This Steam Guide About Again?

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If I Tilt My Head At A 45-Degree Angle, Red Stuff Comes Out My Nose

Oh yeah, so Kiryu right? He's like some dude who beats up thugs and saves orphans or something. My question is why, like why does he have to be so extra all the time. Can't he like chill out or something, maybe get a clerk job at an important bank or maybe like work as a sale representative at a respectable used-car dealership? Like genuinely you gotta take a step back and look at this objectively, the man is like a walking black hole for dreams - Nishiki's dream of topping the 2011 Yu-Gi-Oh World Championship with a Frog Monarch deck strategy to impress his dad? All foiled due to Kiryu's negativity manifesting into the real world, leaving Nishiki to contend with a perilous situation involving him, a 3 story building, 10 dollars and some fireworks. Yumi's dream of becoming a professional Small forward / Power Forward position basketball player for the Lakers? All foiled because Kiryu just couldn't muster the strength necessary to save her life in a generous quick-time-event that required pressing the 'A' button.


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Comedy Set Of The Day!

You know what I've never had in my life?

Penguin meat.

Oh man I was jogging down a street and I wasn't jogging because I don't work out. I'd rather just let the calories do what they wanna do.

Man we are killin' it.

Nah man. I'm killin' it.

I think people make too much of a deal about counterfeit money, you know how we could work we counterfeit money? Just everyone act like it's real and everything will be fine.

Get that fake dough!

And lets just pass it around and buy sandwiches and cars.

What do you think people did before ladders? Was it just like well I can't fix that sh*t?

They just stood on a couple rocks and [unintelligible] ...

Oh! They had to keep on finding rocks .. and ...

Lay down a couple rocks.

Oh and you had to hold people up ... Like man I gotta ...

So you were like f*ck this, that sh*t is gonna be - be broken.

Yeah.

If only there was an invention?

If only there was an invention that would allow me to get up to that place safely ... that's not -

Till one day Thomas Ladder came along.

Thomas Ladder said -

I got an idea.

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★ Chapter II: Oh Yeah Now I Remember!

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My Prediction On What The Plot Of Puella Magi Madoka Magica: The Movie 4 - Walpurgisnacht Rising (2024) Will Be

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Firstly to summarise the established plot: After being tormented by the incubator Kyubey, seeing her friends Mami Tomoe, Sayaka Miki, and Kyoko Sakura die because of their manipulations, and fearing that she's about to lose Homura as well, Madoka Kaname finally thinks of a useful wish to become a magical girl at the end of Puella Magi Madoka Magica. By using her infinite potential built up by Homura Akemi's constant attempts to save Madoka through multiple timelines, Madoka makes a wish to end the cycle of magical girls succumbing to despair and becoming witches, erasing all instances of witches in every timeline, past, present, and future. Madoka ascends to godhood and rewrites reality so that when a magical girl falls, she's instead purified and moves on to a higher plane. However, this wish comes at the cost of Madoka having ever existed in the real world, and only Homura remembers her.

In Puella Magi Madoka Magica: The Movie 3 - Rebellion (2013), Homura is kidnapped by the Incubators and, unable to be saved by Madoka in her prison, she falls into despair and becomes a witch. With help from Sayaka, Kyoko, Mami, and her new secretary Nagisa, Madoka saves Homura from the Incubators, frees her from the labyrinth of her own creation, and is going to purify her, so they can finally be together forever. However, this isn't what Homura wants.

Homura steals Madoka's power and names herself Demon Homura due to her betraying god. She separates Madoka, the girl, from the cosmic force she became, and rewrites reality so that she now controls the universe. Homura also forces the Incubators to suffer the effects of curses instead of magical girls, and she makes Madoka and her friends forget everything that's happened and return to their normal lives from before the start of the series, trapping them in an idealised world without despair. Homura inserts herself into Madoka's new life, now the cool, strong student protecting her meek and shy love. However, Homura knows and fears that if Madoka ever regains her memories, she'll likely oppose her and be her enemy.

In conclusion:

I'm almost entirely certain that Homura is gonna Gaslight, Girlboss and Gatekeep Madoka yet again in the next instalment of the franchise. Idk the specifics but they will probably end up making out and watching The Twilight Saga series together while eating hot chips.

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★ Chapter III: Markiplier Is Actually Portuguese?

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he he he
he who is
Portuguese

• 00:00:00.120
  
• Kitty what are you doing down here did I
  
• 00:00:02.000
  
• not see you
  
• 00:00:04.240
  
• before you're so Portuguese Portuguese
  
• 00:00:08.000
  
• Portuguese who's Portuguese huh if
  
• 00:00:11.240
  
• you're Portuguese right now let me see
  
• 00:00:13.040
  
• it let me see it show me
  
• 00:00:16.680
  
• Portuguese I'm about to k*ll my whole
  
• 00:00:18.640
  
• family I'm about to k*ll my whole family
  
• 00:00:20.359
  
• I'm about to k*ll my whole family oo I'm
  
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• going to I'm going to be all up in those
  
• 00:00:24.920
  
• feet feet oh I'm going to just be
  
• 00:00:28.640
  
• sucking on each one of those iies
  
• 00:00:31.759
  
• toies everybody my name is Mark? and I
  
• 00:00:34.760
  
• am a fish fish You Can't Hide him from
  
• 00:00:38.200
  
• me no no no you think you can but you
  
• 00:00:40.079
  
• cannot oh no there's no hiding those
  
• 00:00:42.000
  
• sweets Succulent hello everybody my name is mar
  
• 00:00:44.480
  
• from
  
• 00:00:45.280
  
• Me huh he he he he he who is
  
• 00:00:50.960
  
• Portuguese you better get out here you
  
• 00:00:53.120
  
• better come out here my name is multiplier come
  
• 00:00:55.239
  
• where I am the mark I'm about
  
• 00:00:58.120
  
• to k*ll my whole family

i have to whisper this but I feel like azunyan is trying to steal my skin and wear it like a 2nd layer of skin over their body ... this is a genuine cry for help h e l p h e l p


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Our Review Of Casiopea's 1984 LP, Down Upbeat

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Side A: Zoom, Down Upbeat (Self-Titled), The Continental Way, Road Rhythm, Frou Frou.
Side B: Home Stretch, Night Storm, Cookin' Up, Twilight Solitude, Air Fantasy.
Total Playtime: 38:30

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The band's twelfth studio following the compilation LP, The Soundgraphy. Down Upbeat presents a refreshing and culminative listening experience full of sonic revelations and refinements. Casiopea throughout it's career worked tirelessly to maintain a high degree of musical consistency within their live/studio performances. One element to note within Down Upbeat is the gradual minimalist approach of Casiopea, there are hardly any overdubs or unnecessary instrument tracks within the LP's songs - Further stressing their commitment in making sophisticated Jam songs in studio that can be faithfully recreated in a live-setting.


The opener track Zoom of Side A immediately throws the listener into a solid groove with tasteful guitar licks and a midpoint synth solo by Minoru Mukaiya that really elevates minimalist yet impactful soundscape of the track. Down Upbeat slows down the tempo with a more percussive and bass heavy groove, I must say that Issei Noro's guitar chops are particularly tight and flavourful on this track. Track 3 is a personal favourite of mine, and arguably the most memorable track off Down Upbeat - a track with many fantastic melody hooks that melt the listener's imagination. Track 4 is a playful samba influenced number with absolutely crazy-tight interplay between guitar and synth sections. Frou Frou, the next track has a very interesting percussive synth sound to it that I find fascinating, the main melody is super solid, overall a fantastic track.


Side B opens with Home Stretch, which is a great song but personally for me - is the weakest of the entire set-list. Track 7 is another favourite of mine, with a more 'spacey' feel to the production, which is filled with ripping solos by Issei Noro and incredible grooves by the rest of the band. Track 8 is a quirky track with some neat surprises - the midpoint section in particular 'shoots' out of nowhere with a slick Tetsuo Sakurai bass line that anchors down the groove nicely. Track 9 starts out as a slow burn jazz track but when the drums of Akira Jimbo ramp up, coupled with the fret-less bass - turns into mesmerising ballad. Finally, track 10, a Tetsuo Sakurai composition and it truly shows, Air Fantasy is an incredible song with exciting chord progressions and blissful instrumentation. The fade out with it's melody always leaves me feeling melancholic.

Final Verdict:

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Let's talk about the "legal" aspect of downloading a ROM files from the internet to play old abandon software you are unable to purchase to play today like Dreamwork's Sharktale and how to activate emulator to play them.

• Firstly whats a ROM file? Think of it as a CD that is digital copy of game you want from a game you always wanted to play or replay a couple of years ago on your certain game device.
  
  
• But this CD file is sometimes bound to a certain old game system which can be PlayStation,Xbox or computer (there is a whole bunch more that I have been advised not to share here) and you will need to simulate a game system (unless the game is on windows).
  
  
• Now is this legal to have the ability to play a old game from a ROM file? Lol maybe
  If the game can't be bought as a sh*tty pc port or a remake on a modern game device then game companies can't legally take action against you or the website you download from.
  
  

  Now how to download an emulator for a ps2 or ps3

  
  1. As a wise Futoshi Shimano once said "There is no such thing as a virus on the internet but there are those damn adverts" Here is a starting tip which is to use this chrome extension[chromewebstore.google.com]
     to get those annoying ads away from websites
     
     (like Youtube or 123movies and I suppose you can use it on the websites that have ROM files too)
     
     all the milfs in the area will disappear but it is a price of downloading ps2,ps3 ROM files of sharktales
     
     
  2. Download emulator PCSX2 (for Ps2) or RPCS3 (for ps3)
     
     
     
  3. Download bios for PS2 for PCSX2 or Ps3 for RPCS3
     Because I dont want to be litigation by Sony therefore I can't show you where to download these(if you can read and type then you can easily find these bios)
     
     
  4. Download ROM files of games that you wanted to play on the ps2 or ps3
     
     
  5. Buy a controller to plug into your computer to play the games "like how they were suppose to be played"
  
  
• Here is a link to download a ROM file to play DREAMWORKS’ SHARK TALE (2004)[oldgamesdownload.com] on windows
  (no emulator needed to download since it's a Windows ROM file which is pretty poggers)

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The Japanese language sounds a lot softer, and coupled with the fact that Japanese men have the most high-pitched feminine voice in the world, it is why they're the best at producing contemporary Jazz-Fusion tracks. A lot of countries seem to have difficulty making those kind of songs, that's why Japan makes the vast majority of these songs. The gentle, soft, and feminine Japanese voice carries a delicate grace, akin to the fluttering of cherry blossoms in a spring breeze. It flows with a rhythmic cadence, each syllable caressed with a tender touch. There is a subtle, yet undeniable, warmth that emanates from the words, like sunlight filtering through a canopy of leaves. Politeness and respect dance in every carefully chosen phrase, creating an atmosphere of harmony and consideration. The pitch, though not universally high, often exudes a soothing timbre that feels like a lullaby, inviting comfort and reassurance. It's a voice that carries the echoes of a rich cultural heritage, speaking with both elegance and understated strength, embodying a timeless essence of femininity. It's the utmost truest truth this world had hidden from me.

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My dearest Toshiki Kadomatsu,

I must confess the intensity of my feelings for you and your music borders on obsession. From the first haunting notes that caressed my ears, I knew I was ensnared, caught in the intricate web of your fusion city-pop melodies. Your compositions have woven themselves into the fabric of my existence, becoming more than just songs but an obsession that consumes my thoughts day and night.

Your voice, a seductive whisper in the darkness, beckons me to listen closer, to unravel the hidden meanings buried within each love scented lyric. I find myself tracing the contours of your vinyl LP's with feverish obsession, deciphering every chord progression and rhythmic pulse of your ballads as if they were clues to unlocking the secrets of your soul.

In the quiet hours, when the world slumbers, I am awake, lost in a labyrinth of your music. Your songs echo through the corridors of my mind, each refrain a haunting reminder of my devotion. I obsess over every detail, every note, every subtle shift in tempo, desperate to uncover the essence of your genius, to possess it wholly as my own.

Your music is a siren's call that I cannot resist, drawing me deeper into a realm where fantasy and reality blur. I fantasise about meeting you, about breathing the same air, sharing a moment where our souls intertwine amidst the symphony of your creation.

Toshiki Kadomatsu, you are my muse, my fixation, the object of a love that transcends reason. I yearn to understand the depths of your artistry, to immerse myself in the wellspring of your creativity until there is no distinction between your music and my existence. Your melodies haunt my dreams, a relentless pursuit that consumes me whole.

If only you knew the lengths I would go to hear your voice, to witness your fingers dance upon the keys or fret board of your signature Moon Guitar Stratocaster, to bask in the aura of your musical prowess. For in your music, I find not only solace but a twisted obsession that grips my soul and refuses to let go.

Forever entangled in the melodies of love that you've woven,
Akira Nishikiyama

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Elden Onion rings

Me and bro about to fight the final boss, are we cooked?

WAIT A DAMN MINUTE, I dont have friends??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now i got to leave to watch Jojo bizarre adventures in 1999 cresta


Woods calling upon me to play black ops 1 with him

How to unlock mission 51 in Metal Gear Solid V:The Phantom Pain

I'm gonna give a guide on how to unlock the elusive mission 51 mission in the hit game Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pain made by Hideo Kojima.

This is hard hitting Kojima picture feel free to screenshot it

But anyway the first step is to boot up the game how you expect to unlock mission 51 if you don't boot up the game you dummies.
But for real.
Play music to for immersion:

Step 1
100 percent the entire game I know it seems like it is impossible but nothing is impossible when you have the Raiden suit and silenced sniper with Ocelots pistol.
Also useful tip try to use Quiet she will scout for you the area and if you unlock the silenced sniper for her she turn the game to easy mode. :) (Don't sniff feet in the cell)
Step 2
Disarm every nuke in the game. I know you looking at me and asking isn't it impossible to disarm every nuke in the game and I say it seems impossible but it can be easily done with a crew of people who is willing to help (Hostages are optional)
Step 3
Now that you freed the world from nukes from around the world you should get a cutscene that has only played once or twice in the last 8 years mgs5 was released. Here is the picture and video on what it should look like.



ah shoot wrong gif dont look at this




Here the picture of how it should look like.





Step 4
Now this is very important because if you don't get it then all this effort and trouble is for nothing and we don't want to waste our time so let get serious.



Miller will give you a codec call telling you to find Eli or the kid who escaped in the metal gear with the flying red haired girl. If you skip the codec call or fly in the heli as Miller talk you have to start a new game and do all the steps over again.

Final step

Now since you had that codex call with Miller and flying to the island which is a reference to Lord of the flies you should be getting this loading screen confirming you made it:


Conclusion
My conclusion to this guide is that when I first saw this loading screen and hearing Invisible by Duran Duran tape my reaction was:


Hideo Kojima never missed ever.


Anyway buy 20 copies of Metal gear solid 5 and subscribble to my channel or i will be very sad :( ( I get sad very easily)

Eat Your Heart Out Girls! Hands Off The Merchandise.

How to be Sigma like Phil Leotardo!!!!!!

Today I'm gonna teach you how to as Sigma as Phil Leotardo from the Sopranos. It seems impossible to attain such physique like the Sigma like Phil Leotardo but with my guide you will get at least 1 percent of what he has. Here a reference picture of the myth.

I know it looks very scary but don't forget what the cute anime girl said with inspiration:

So what do you need to get the grind you need to:

• 20 years in the can
  
• Bread
  
• Manicott
  
• Grilled cheese
  
• radiator
  
• Woman (Not a body pillow)
  
• Tissue
  
• Cigar

So now since you got all you need lets start with the basics and write that down:



20 years in the can with manicott
I know everyone think the manicott is a joke in the show because he Italian but let me tell you it is real and I don't know why the hell he could get it in prison.

Here the manicott


Here is a prison which is also a Jojo reference from part 3 Stardust crusaders

To be real to you guys I don't know how to get it in prison but as the legend said






So you got your manicott in prison good you making the compromise



Good next step is to have sex with the radiator.

Before you say isn't it gonna hurt let me ask you are you gonna make that compromise to look like this hunk of a man:
Yeah that what i thought now let the teacher teach







The radiator does seem like a final boss if you wanna have sex with it look at it i would be scared ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ too:

But if you can make that compromise you will enjoy it like our subject who had to try it:

Next challenge is to make grilled cheese but not just any grilled cheese the grilled cheese which can bless the gods or the final boss himself Phil:

Now lets eat

tasting all the flavour

The Final verdict

He loved it. :)

Tissue break

Tissue break over.



Now its time to get a woman











































I lied there no such thing as woman.


That was such a epic troll time to smoke on you bozos.


Thanks for reading the how to get a epic physique like Phil Leotardo and i hope this guide help you all to at least replicate 1 percent of his level.

here the herald of darkness for you guys also on my treat:

★ Final Words From The Authors

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So umm, yeah ... We hope you had an enjoyable and calming reading experience - through our topical, meticulously planned and most importantly, relevant Yakuza 0 Guide. I just wanna thank everyone involved, I know it was a long and emotional journey that we set out on in creating this grandiose master craft of a story, but through the blood, milk and tears that were shed - we ultimately endured and triumphed in the end. Just like the pioneers of old, we saw an ocean of opportunity and plunder - and we left with a bounty of cherished moments and a treasure more valuable than gold - Friendship!

By the way,

I have all 2 of the participants down in my basement right now chained to the wall, at least for them none of this was ever optional.
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋🌊🦈˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚.







Fin. The End.

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[KAITO]

pure. art.

[science]

[Akira Nishikiyama]

At least we know you're sane then

[science]

i love autism

[Quash3011]

this guide is one of the most amazing things i have ever had the pleasure of reading i thank you for having created such a masterpiece you are one of my greatest inspirations and my life's goal is to create a piece of art as meaningful and thought-inspiring as yours as well as meet you in person and give you my nobel peace prize i have acquired after the briannakedform march in taiwan i will never forget the words that have been said and the images that have been uploaded into this beautiful part of internet culture it is the sole proof that only us humans have the power to express our emotions in such an engaging and creative manner either for our own purposes or with the intent to share our happiness, wonder, excitement or even sadness, confusion and pain to others. arigatou nya~

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+rep

[Akira Nishikiyama]

Spasibo! : )

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Я не знаю кто ты, и что в твоей жизни происходит, тебе бы в психушку

[Akira Nishikiyama]

Is there even a step 3?! I forgor

[E4gy]

step 3 is hot