Home Safety Hotline

Home Safety Hotline

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[DLC] The Ultimate Home Safety Hotline Guide - All Answers / Achievements / Entry Browser & More
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Includes a walkthrough for all days, information on all 11 achievements, the completed entry browser, and all three lore videos.

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--- Walkthrough ---
Monday
John: Cockroaches
Grace: Mice
Hank: Moles
Tim: Ticks
Tuesday
Mike: Black Mold
Hunnigan: Common Hobb
Michelle: Mice
Fred: Carpenter Ants
Dan: Desk Hobb
Wednesday
David: Stair Slug
Peter: Frozen Pipes
Quaid: Memory Wisp
Harvey: Bed Teeth
Wanda: Termites
Gary: Boggart
Thursday
Ash: False Beet
Felicia: Night Gnome
Belinda: Attic Gnome
May: False Artifact
Leo: Fracture Hobb
Phil: Fae Flu
Kyle: Unicorn Fungi
Jackie: Travel Gnome
Larry: Cellar Grotto
Friday
Patrice: Sprig Tree
Robert: Common Hobb
Pamela: False Flower
Andy: Lamp Sprite
Albert: Floor Roots
Helen: Mirror Nymph
Ramona: The Horde
Maple: Night Wisp
Patty: Portal
Jules: Soap Sprite
Saturday
Brittany: Wine Sprite
Ruth: Wood Secretions
Howard: Spriggan
Jay: Autumn Vines
Jill: Neighbour's Doorway
Claire: Fae Feast
Paul: Bed Bugs
Charles: Leprechaun
Edward: Troll
Sheila: Tea Sprite
Christie: Bed Hag
Carla: Whistling Fungi
Rachael: Pooka
Sunday
Caller 1: Bees
Caller 2: Animation
Caller 3: Rain Nymph
Caller 4: House Fly
Caller 5: Closet Labyrinth
Caller 6: Seedling
Caller 7: House Fires
Caller 8: Dorcha
--- DLC Walkthrough ---
3 Days Until Christmas
Gerald: Pine Sprites
Janet: Mice
Robin: Snow Golems
Chester: Forgotten Boggart
Carl: Sugar Wisps
Toni: Mice
2 Days Until Christmas
Christine: Elves
Charlie: Time Wisps
Angela: The Mare
Holly: False Carolers
Ronda: Lussi
Kim: Avalanches
Sam: Red Nose
Steven: Troll
1 Day Until Christmas
Whittaker: The Locomotive
Nick: Yulemen
Ray: Yule Goat
Kathy: Avalanches
Dorothy: Belsnickel
Laura: Hans
Denise: Cloch
Georgia: Animation
Wade: The Mouse King
Porter: The Gift Hag
Christmas Day
Debra: Common Hobb
Dale: The Twilight
Stella: Ogress
Shepp: Yule Cat
Geoffrey: The Hunt
Theodore: Mountain Warlock
Rod: The Twilight
Joseph: The Saint
Beverly: Antler Growths
Woodrow: Wight
Dennis: Perchta
William: The Twilight
Mariah: The Sinner
Becky: Dwarves
Jana: The Twilight
--- Achievements ---
Monday
Complete your first day at Home Safety Hotline.
For this achievement, complete the first day.
Tuesday
Complete your second day on the job.
For this achievement, complete the second day.
Wednesday
Complete your third day on the job. Wednesdays, am I right?
For this achievement, complete the third day.
Thursday
Complete your fourth day on the job.
For this achievement, complete the fourth day.
Friday
Complete your fifth day on the job.
For this achievement, complete the fifth day.
Saturday
Complete your sixth day on the job.
For this achievement, complete the sixth day.
Junior Supervisor
Complete the game.
For this achievement, complete the seventh (and final) day.
Unemployed
Part ways with Home Safety Hotline.
I'm not completely sure of how exactly this is unlocked, but I unlocked this after having an accuracy of 0% for two consecutive days.

Alternatively, fail all calls on Sunday.
Credit: Vyn Voydryke
Job Perks
Earn an exclusive employee discount.
To unlock this achievement, simply finish a day other than Sunday with an accuracy of 90% or higher.
Behind the Screams
Read through the Art Book.
The Art Book is unlocked on the in game desktop after completing Sunday. To unlock this achievement, flip through all 30 pages.
Home Safety Expert
Complete the game with 100% Accuracy.
Complete Monday - Sunday with 100% accuracy.
--- Video Media Player ---
The Real Estate Update
Science Mysteries
Great American Hikes
--- Entry Browser ---
Animation


DESCRIPTION:
Animations are any miniature humanoid figure such as dolls, puppets or marionettes that are capable of moving on their own. Homeowners with Animations most commonly report hearing clattering noises at night, and missing or stolen household objects.

DANGER:
Animations are usually not directly dangerous to humans, and will ignore them entirely as they go about their business. But their presence in a household may indicate the interest of other potentially dangerous parties.

SOLUTION:
Most Animations will depart or collapse on their own after completing their intended function, and no further action is needed. If an Animation persists for more than a few days in a single location, it may be a sign of more dangerous activity. In these cases, it is advised to contact HSH's Pest Removal Services.
Antler Growths [DLC]


DESCRIPTION:
Antler Growths are a family of fungi known for growing in tall antler-like arrangements most often seen growing on decomposing humans or mammals. Sufficiently large growths can often induce motor movement in their hosts.

DANGER:
Antler Growths are not dangerous on their own but the movements they induce in their chosen hosts can often result in hazardous behavior towards living creatures in its vicinity such as clawing, grabbing or biting.

SOLUTION:
To prevent Antler Growths from occurring during decomposition, it is advised to burn the remains of the deceased or to otherwise bury the deceased at least six feet beneath the soil to ensure maximum safety from potential hazardous behaviors.
Attic Gnome


DESCRIPTION:
Attic Gnomes are a subspecies of gnome known to nest in attics and ceilings. Homeowners infested with Attic Gnomes will often report a knocking or rapping sound coming from their ceilings, or a surplus of dust coming out of their ventilation systems.

DANGER:
Attic Gnomes feeding habits can often be a boon to homeowners, as they consume dust, cobwebs and household pests such as spiders in large quantities. However, when frightened, they will violently expel their meals which can send large quantities of dust particulates into the air, causing air quality issues in the household. They are very easily frightened.

SOLUTION:
To remove an Attic Gnome from the household, it is recommended to dust and clean your attics and ceilings regularly, as to avoid giving it a source of food. This will also prevent other Attic Gnomes from nesting in your home.
Autumn Vines


DESCRIPTION:
Autumn Vines are vines with orange or red leaves that are known to slowly grow over a house, frequently occurring during the fall. Homeowners with Autumn Vines often report feeling dizzy, light headed, or blissful.

DANGER:
The pheromones Autumn Vines release in the air, while not toxic, can often cause household accidents thanks to their blissful, dizzying effects.

SOLUTION:
To remove Autumn Vines from a household, locate where the initial growth is coming from by inspecting the soil around the home for an extended red parent vine. Pull this vine out by the roots and burn it. Prevent Autumn Vine growth by making regular offerings of insects or meat substance to the ones beneath the soil.
Avalanches [DLC]


DESCRIPTION:
Avalanches are large quantities of rapidly moving snow usually occurring in steep sloped environments such as mountains or hills. Homeowners experiencing an avalanche often report shaking, thunderous sounds coming from above or sudden burials.

DANGER:
Avalanches are highly dangerous to most mammals or humans caught in their wake as direct impact will often instantly crush or maim soft-bodied creatures. Avalanches can also quickly bury or blockade entrances or windows to a home, burying those inside and potentially leading to asphyxiation.

SOLUTION:
At the first sign of an avalanche homeowners are advised to stay indoors, preferably away from windows, and wait for the avalanche to pass. If buried, homeowners are advised to make contact it possible and await rescue. Homeowners can increase their chances of survival by refraining from burning away precious oxygen via starting fires or screaming.
Bat


DESCRIPTION:
Bats are a general term for a variety of species of nocturnal flying mammals. Bats can be identified by their usually large ears, wings, and dark fur. Bats most commonly find their way inside the home during their hibernation period before winter. Homeowners with a bat infestation will commonly report sounds of scratching or flapping at night and sightings of small dry pellet droppings.

DANGER:
Bats are more dangerous than most household pests given their ability to fly, bite, and spread diseases such as Rabies. They also commonly have associations with the ones above the soil, increasing the potential danger significantly.

SOLUTION:
Bats are dangerous, stubborn, and difficult to remove safely. and should not be removed without the help of a professional. Utilize HSH's Pest Removal Service.
Bed Bugs


DESCRIPTION:
Bed Bugs are small insects known for feeding on the blood of humans and other mammals, and their tendency to inhabit sleeping areas of the home. Homeowners infested with Bed Bugs often report itchiness, and sometimes a delayed onset of rashes.

DANGER:
Bed Bugs are not known to transmit any dangerous diseases, and are relatively harmless to humans. However, their presence can often attract other pests that use them as a food source.

SOLUTION:
Bed Bugs have developed a resistance to the majority of common pesticides and are therefore quite difficult to remove. It is advised to utilize HSH's Pest Removal Services.
Bed Hag


DESCRIPTION:
Bed Hags are large humanoid creatures with an elderly, woman-like appearance. They are known to dwell beneath beds, hammocks, and other suspended sleeping apparatus. Homeowners infested with Bed Hags will sometimes report croaking or wheezing sounds at night, or the feeling of a heavy weight on their chest at night.

DANGER:
Bed Hags are not dangerous to most healthy human adults, but small children and humans suffering from breathing problems such as asthma may be adversely affected by their presence. Bed Hags are known to steal the breath of their sleeping subjects at night, causing a shortness of breath, and sometimes sleep paralysis.

SOLUTION:
Bed Hags can in fact be beneficial to a home, as their presence can frighten off other pests such as various insects or mice. In the cases where a Bed Hag is undesirable, it is advised to utilize HSH's Pest Removal Services.
Bed Teeth


DESCRIPTION:
Bed Teeth are a rare kind of household fungus known for growing in small, cone-like shapes on the underside of bed sheets, blankets, or comforters. Homeowners infested with Bed Teeth often report mild discomfort when sleeping such as tickling or itching, and more rarely slimy acidic residue on their skin.

DANGER:
Bed Teeth are not directly harmful to most humans, given their brief sleeping schedules. However, they tend to gradually grow sharper over time if left untreated, which can lead to infections in the open wounds they cause.

SOLUTION:
To prevent the growth of Bed Teeth, bed sheets and blankets should be wlashed regularly, and inspected for rare, more persistent growths. Infested covers should be scrubbed thoroughly, or disposed of entirely.
Bees


DESCRIPTION:
Bees are small matriarchal flying insects, known to build large hive structures in high places, often in trees, attics or roofs. They obey their Queen. Homeowners infested with bees sometimes report buzzing, stings, or frequent bee sightings.

DANGER:
Bee stings, in addition to being painful, can lead to injury or even death in cases where members of the home have an allergic reaction to bee stings. Bees can also attract the attention of larger, more dangerous pests.

SOLUTION:
To remove Bees from a household, one must first locate their Hive. Once found, do not attempt to remove a Hive by hand until the bees within are put to sleep or killed. It is strongly advised to utilize HSH's Pest Removal Services.
Belsnickel [DLC]


DESCRIPTION:
Belsnickel is a human-shaped, pine-based lifeform that is known to visit on winter nights adorned in animal furs and a wooden mask bearing a friendly visage. Homeowners experiencing a Belsnickel often report break-ins, finding berries, sap, pine needles or scratch marks on the floor, or dead pets.

DANGER:
Belsnickels do not pose any mortal harm to humans they encounter, but they are known to occasionally lash out at those they perceive as wrongdoers. Their presence can be highly hazardous to any furry mammals or pets in the house, should they require more pelts. The berries they occasionally leave behind are both safe to eat and delicious.

SOLUTION:
Belsnickels will usually pass through a home and move on to others by the end of a single night. Multiple visits to a single home are rare, but more persistent visitations may be a sign of troublesome moral activities occurring inside the home.
Black Mold


DESCRIPTION:
Black Mold is a common household fungus known to grow in moist, warm locations. It appears frequently as small black spots. Homeowners with black mold infestations frequently report a musty smell, allergic reactions or breathing problems.

DANGER:
Black Mold is not immediately dangerous to humans, but enough of it can cause damage to household integrity, making it a long term danger. It also is known to cause allergic reactions or breathing problems.

SOLUTION:
Black Mold can be removed with regular cleaning supplies and maintenance, and can be prevented with good ventilation in high-moisture areas of the home. For more serious black mold infestations, it is advised to utilize HSH's Fungal Cleanup Service.
Boggart


DESCRIPTION:
Boggarts is the general term for a metamorphosed Hobb. They are large, hairy humanoids between 6 to 7 feet tall, and bear fairly convincing false faces. They are known for causing household accidents such as flooding, fires, or electric outages. They also frequently observe their targets while they sleep.

DANGER:
Boggarts are extremely dangerous to humans and pets, due to their malicious nightly
household activities which can often cause injury or death. They also react very violently when seen by humans, but thankfully these instances are rare as they excel at staying hidden.

SOLUTION:
Do not under any circumstances refer to an active Boggart by any name. Once you become aware of its presence, simply vacate the premises. Provided you do not speak of the Boggart at any time, in any fashion, it will remain in its original location.
Carbon Monoxide


DESCRIPTION:
Carbon Monoxide (CO) is an invisible and odorless poisonous gas that is produced whenever a fossil fuel is burned. CO buildup can be caused by poorly installed/maintained stove and water heater appliances, or a result of poor ventilation. Homeowners affected by CO poisoning will often report headaches, dizziness, or lethargy.

DANGER:
Carbon Monoxide can cause death in humans and pets with enough exposure. It is a deadly serious threat and homeowners should take precautions to prevent its buildup.

SOLUTION:
Homeowners affected by the poison should vacate the premises immediately and seek medical assistance. To remove the poison from the household, all windows and doors should remain open until a CO monitor can confirm safe levels. CO monitors should be installed as a preventative measure and be purchased from our website.
Carpenter Ants


DESCRIPTION:
Carpenter Ants are small insects known for nesting inside of wood. Homeowners infested with these pests sometimes report a faint rustling sound coming from their walls as the ants build their nests.

DANGER:
Carpenter Ants aren't dangerous to humans but they are known to bite when threatened. They also are known to spread disease and can cause damage to homes they nest within.

SOLUTION:
Common pesticides will kill Carpenter Ants, though due to how fast they breed it is highly recommended to locate their nest first. It is advised to utilize HSH's Pest Removal Service.
Cellar Grotto


DESCRIPTION:
Cellar Grottos are large, cave-like networks known to sometimes appear spontaneously in cellars and basements. Homeowners with Cellar Grottos will often report a bad smell coming from the basement, higher humidity in the home, and a notable increase in large beetles, frogs, and related pests.

DANGER:
Cellar Grottos can introduce a number of dangerous pests into the home, and the heightened humidity they introduce can caused warped floorboards, weakened foundation, and other hazards.

SOLUTION:
Cellar Grottos can be removed by finding their creator and presenting them with a gift of gold. Their creator often resides somewhere within the grotto's subterranean lake. For safety, bring spelunking and snorkeling equipment on your excursion or consider utilizing HSH's Grotto Removal Team.
Cellar Growths


DESCRIPTION:
Cellar Growths are a large species of fungi that are known to grow in dark, damp environments such as cellars. Homeowners infested with Cellar Growths commonly report a slimy residue, the sound of dripping or stretching, or strange glows coming from their cellar.

DANGER:
As Cellar Growths most commonly grow on ceilings, their weight can often cause duress to a home's foundation, and as such their removal should be prioritized. The slimy residue they drip onto the floor can also be toxic to small mammals or human children.

SOLUTION:
When in their infancy, Cellar Growths can be easily scraped off and the affected area should be sanitized to prevent further growths. If a Cellar Growth starts glowing or pulsating, it is no longer safe to remove in this manner. and it is highly advised to utilize HSH's Fungal Removal services.
Cloch [DLC]


DESCRIPTION:
Cloch are large circular stone formations known to appear around homes during the winter. Homeowners with Cloch often report clear skies, a feeling of instability and sinking.

DANGER:
Cloch are highly hazardous to homes and their inhabitants as the ground in the center of the formation will gradually sink lower until a deep pit is formed, damaging a home's foundation in the process and preventing homeowners from leaving.

SOLUTION:
Homeowners wishing to prevent damage to their home are advised to seek the aid of the ones conducting the Cloch, bringing either an offer of gold or their first born child. If no negotiations are possible, it is advised to vacate the home as soon as possible.
Closet Labyrinth


DESCRIPTION:
Closet Labyrinths are large, twisting networks of tunnels that are known to occasionally appear inside of the closets or wardrobes of wealthy homeowners or left behind in homes once owned by the wealthy. Homeowners with closet labyrinths will often report missing clothes, or the sounds of distant cries coming from their closet.

DANGER:
Closet Labyrinths are incredibly easy to get lost in by design, and can prove especially hazardous to homeowners carrying valuable items such as gold, precious silk or rare spices on their person. They are otherwise harmless to those who do not enter their domain.

SOLUTION:
If a Closet Labyrinth is discovered, it is advised to lock or blockade the entrance to prevent accidental entry and diminish the lure of the Labyrinth's hidden riches. If it is absolutely vital a Closet Labyrinth [can] be removed from a home, it is advised to utilize HSH's Labyrinth Removal Team.
Cockroaches


DESCRIPTION:
Cockroaches are small insects known to be common household pests. Homeowners with a cockroach infestation commonly report seeing droppings that appear similar to coffee grounds.

DANGER:
Cockroaches are no immediate danger to humans, but are known disease carriers. They frequently inhabit kitchens and other areas used to prepare food, increasing the risk of disease.

SOLUTION:
Cockroaches are resilient, fast breeders and are notoriously difficult to remove. The use of cockroach-specific pesticides that are deadly to humans is not recommended. It is advised to utilize HSH's Pest Removal Service.
Common Hobb


DESCRIPTION:
Common Hobbs are the most common species of Hobb found in the household. They are small humanoid creatures with grey, burlap-like skin and small, vertical tufts of hair on their head. They have no false face. They are known for their tendency to consume dust, dirt, and common sticky substances found on floors and dishes, cleaning them in the process. They generally only come out at night.

DANGER:
Hobbs are not dangerous to humans on their own. If provoked, however, they are capable of mischievous acts, and metamorphosis.

SOLUTION:
Hobbs cannot be compelled to leave on their own once nested in a home. Instead, one should take measures to prevent provoking metamorphosis by leaving out a bowl of cream or milk at night.
Desk Hobb


DESCRIPTION:
Desk Hobbs are a subspecies of Hobb that are known to inhabit desks, vanities and other similar structures. They regularly like to tidy their homes, and will frequently sort and order materials in the desk to their liking. They are physically similar to other Hobbs, but are generally much smaller and have raspy, loose hair. They do not bear a false face.

DANGER:
Desk Hobbs are not dangerous to humans if left unprovoked. Like any other Hobb, they are also capable of metamorphosing.

SOLUTION:
Desk Hobbs cannot be removed once they nest. To prevent further danger, measures to prevent metamorphosis should be taken as soon as possible. It is advised to leave bread crumbs on the desk each night before going to bed.
Dorcha


DESCRIPTION:
Dorcha is the one who delivers. Homeowners experiencing Dorcha commonly report feelings of immense dread, and the sensation of being followed or pursued. They may also experience visions of a great lurking shadow.

DANGER:
Dorcha will deliver that which it seeks. There is no coming back from deliverance. Dorcha is otherwise harmless to humans it does not seek.

SOLUTION:
To be sought by Dorcha is to be found by Dorcha. If you or a loved one are sought by Dorcha, it is advised to grieve, and find peace through acceptance.
Dream Weaver


DESCRIPTION:
Dream Weavers are large, spider-like creatures known to weave dreams into reality. They also are known to cause nearby humans to only dream about everything being covered in webs. They will only move into a household if no other spiders are present.

DANGER:
Dream Weavers are parasitic in nature, and feed off the dreams of humans while they sleep. While this does not cause any direct harm to humans, it can lead to increased anxiety, and the large webs they weave can often trap dust, pets, and children, causing further complications.

SOLUTION:
To remove a Dream Weaver from a household, homeowners should refrain from sleeping for as long as possible, in order to starve the creature and encourage it to find a new home. Dream Weavers will often attempt to induce sleep by ensnaring homeowners and injecting them with a sleep-inducing venom. Do not let them do this.
Dwarves [DLC]


DESCRIPTION:
Dwarves are small rock-like creatures known for creating and living in underground burrows, sometimes extending their territory into human homes. Homeowners with Dwarf infestations often report increased heat in their home, clattering or banging sounds and finding rubble or holes in basements or cellars.

DANGER:
Dwarves are harmless to most mammals with their diet consisting mostly of insects, soil and rocks. Dwarves' burrowing activities can often cause foundational problems or structural damage to a home. however.

SOLUTION:
Dwarves can be dissuaded from tunneling into a home by placing clippings of parasitic plants such as Mistletoe or Rattles in or around cellars and basements. Active infestations should be handled by HSH's Pest Control Services.
Elves [DLC]


DESCRIPTION:
Elves are humanoid creatures with pointed ears that often inhabit large scale human social gatherings under the guise of being forgotten friends, family, or acquaintances. Homeowners who have made direct contact with Elves often report headaches, nausea, or light headedness.

DANGER:
Elves are known to lower the immune response of humans they come into direct contact with, often leading to the contracting of a variety of illnesses, resulting in long term hazardous or fatal consequences.

SOLUTION:
To prevent or minimize contact with Elves, it is advised homeowners do not interact with anyone they do not recognize at social functions, especially those claiming to have a history or personal connection with them. It is also advised to keep social functions to a minimum, or to closely supervise the attending parties to prevent unwanted intrusions.
Fae Feast


DESCRIPTION:
Feasts are mid-to-large sized piles of various edible food substances, frequently including flour, cornmeal, and various species of fungi. They are known to appear near eating areas of the home.

DANGER:
Feasts are not dangerous if consumed, but if left untouched they can provoke more dangerous activity or else its continued presence can attract other household pests such as cockroaches or carpenter ants.

SOLUTION:
Feasts are a sign of a hospitable presence, and as such should be consumed immediately once sighted to prevent provoking or offending the gifter. For maximum assured safety, all members of the home should partake in the Feast.
Fae Flu


DESCRIPTION:
Fae Flu is a rare and dangerous disease commonly spread by household fae. Symptoms of Fae Flu include headaches, fever, eye discoloration, seeds taking root in skin pores, and blooming.

DANGER:
Fae Flu is rarely fatal, but it can have long lasting effects on the lifetime health of an infected human. Long-term symptoms commonly include dizziness, fatigue, mono-­colored vision, deliriousness, and endless dreams.

SOLUTION:
There is no cure for Fae Flu, however one can take precautions against it by keeping a clean, fae-free home.
False Artifact


DESCRIPTION:
False Artifcats are seemingly human-designed objects that can manifest inside a home. They are known for making gentle buzzing sounds that can usually only be heard by very young human children or small animals. Homeowners with False Artifacts often report out of place objects, or missing children or pets.

DANGER:
False Artifacts, while not a direct threat to adult humans, can pose a significant risk to small human children and animals. Should a child or pet be left alone with a False Artifact they are at risk of being encased within. Once encased, no noise made by the prey can be heard. While digestion can take upwards of several years to complete, starvation can be a more pressing concern.

SOLUTION:
One a False Artifact has been identified, removal is as simple as physically moving the object out of one's home, HSH Pest Removal Services should be called to come and remove the object. Should a pet or loved one already be encased within, one can utilize a Memory Wisp to speed up the grieving process.
False Beet


DESCRIPTION:
False Beets are creatures with a beet-like appearance that are known to trick gardeners into harvesting and eating them by disguising themselves among their vegetables.

DANGER:
False Beets are harmless unless eaten by a human, at which point they will take root in the human's stomach, feeding off its nutrients for its lifetime. This can cause digestive issues and potential back problems over the course of the human's life.

SOLUTION:
False Beets only find themselves in gardens that grow beets. If you do not wish to contend with False Beets, it is advised to avoid growing beets. A swallowed False Beet cannot be removed without killing its host.
False Carolers [DLC]


DESCRIPTION:
False Carolers are flocks of feathered humanoid creatures draped in many layers of clothing that are known for their pleasant "singing" vocalizations and for approaching the entrances of homes after dark. Homeowners afflicted by False Carolers often report sounds of singing, missing neighbors, or large feathers appearing around neighborhood doorsteps.

DANGER:
False Carolers pose a very direct threat to humans and animals, as they are known to carry away anything that comes close enough to them away to their nesting grounds to feed their young. If False Carolers are suspected to be present in a neighborhood, all homeowners in the affected area should stay locked inside their homes until sunrise.

SOLUTION:
As long as their chosen feeding grounds remain fruitful, False Carolers will return to the same feeding grounds each night. Most False Carolers will move onto other territory after a few consecutive nights of unsuccessful hunts. For more persistent infestations, it is highly advised to utilize HSH's Pest Control Services.
False Flower


DESCRIPTION:
False Flowers are long, slender creatures that vaguely resemble common house plants. They are known to take root in indoor potted plants, disguising themselves among the flowers. Homeowners often report hearing faint singing.

DANGER:
False Flowers are harmless if left to their own devices. However, if homeowners attempt to disrupt or remove them they will often lash out by spraying a toxic chemical known to cause blindness or loss of sight.

SOLUTION:
False Flowers are not to be disturbed once they have taken root. Water regularly. and try not to notice their presence. Ignore their singing.
False Rose Bush


DESCRIPTION:
False Rose Bushes are large plant-like creatures that most commonly take on the appearance of a Red Rose Bush. In place of roots, these creatures have two small humanoid feet that they use to chase down prey. Homeowners with False Rose Bushes sometimes report missing pets or children.

DANGER:
False Rose Bushes pose incredible danger to homeowners with children or pets, as their diet consists of small mammals, and they are known to be fast and efficient hunters. Homeowners without children or pets face a reduced risk, as they cannot swallow whole anything larger than themselves.

SOLUTION:
To remove a False Rose Bush from a garden they have inhabited, it is advised to keep children or pets from venturing outside within its hunting range for an extended period. If a False Rose Bush goes more than one month without eating, it will move on to new territory on its own.
Floor Roots


DESCRIPTION:
Floor Roots are tree-like brown roots that are known to grow upwards from the floor to wrap themselves around various objects or humans in their vicinity.

DANGER:
Floor Roots grow slow enough that they serve very little danger to awake and aware human adults. However, if not spotted quickly they are a known strangling hazard for human children and pets while they sleep. Removal should be a priority in family households.

SOLUTION:
Floor Roots require something to wrap around before they will cease their growth, so it is advised to acquire dolls, or a similar human-shaped facsimile to give them a safer alternative. Place the dolls in the affected room and leave the roots alone for the night. By morning, the dolls and roots should be gone, and the room safe to inhabit once more. Make any repairs to the floor as needed, or utilize HSH's Home Repair services.
Forgotten Boggart [DLC]


DESCRIPTION:
Forgotten Boggarts are a wild roaming subspecies of Boggart that are untethered from memory. They are known to dwell in uninhabited outdoor locations such as forests or mountains until they find new homes with those that are capable of witnessing and discussing them. Homeowners that have attracted a Forgotten Boggart often report strange sightings and an obsession with discovery.

DANGER:
Forgotten Boggarts are harmless to those unaware or indifferent to their existence, but are at risk of inhabiting the homes of those with an interest in discovering them and discussing them, thereby increasing the risk of hazardous activity such as flooding, fires, or electric outages.

SOLUTION:
It is advised homeowners do not dwell on the possibility of nearby Forgotten Boggarts, any Forgotten Boggart sightings or on any thoughts of Forgotten Boggarts, to prevent them from inhabiting one's home. Never speak of a Forgotten Boggart.
Fracture Hobb


DESCRIPTION:
Fracture Hobbs are a subspecies of Hobb that are known to cause cracks and fractures in the walls of the homes they inhabit. They are physically similar to other Hobbs in stature and size, with the exception of generally longer, wilder hair lacs. They also bear a false face.

DANGER:
Fracture Hobbs are not dangerous on their own, but the fractures and cracks they cause can lead to foundational issues in the home. Like any other Hobb, they are also capable of metamorphosing.

SOLUTION:
Fracture Hobbs cannot be removed once they nest. To prevent further danger, measures to prevent metamorphosis should be taken as soon as possible. It is advised to leave out a slice of any kind of cheese each night before going to bed.
Frost Wisps [DLC]


DESCRIPTION:
Frost Wisps are a subspecies of Wisp that commonly take on the appearance of semi-transparent crystallized orbs. Homeowners suffering from Frost Wisps often report shivering sensations, a chill in the air in otherwise warm places and sudden lingering thoughts of their own mortality.

DANGER:
Frost Wisps are harmless to most mammals and humans in their vicinity as long as they keep their distance, but direct contact with a Frost Wisp can cause hazardous effects such as frostbite.

SOLUTION:
Frost Wisps will remain in a home so long as homeowners continue to linger on dreadful thoughts such as mortality or the prospect of decomposition. Homeowners are advised to distract themselves with any manner of cheerful activity, food or friendly company to keep such thoughts at bay. For more persistent Frost Wisp infestations, it is advised to utilize HSH's Pest Control Services.
Frozen Pipes


DESCRIPTION:
Frozen Pipes are a common household hazard during cold seasons, characterized by the water inside pipes freezing and expanding, causing stoppages, cracks, and leaks. Homeowners with frozen pipes may report strange faucet smells, banging and whistling sounds coming from pipes, or leakage.

DANGER:
Frozen Pipes can lead to bursting and water damage, which can be both costly and dangerous to a home.

SOLUTION:
Homeowners suspected of having frozen pipes should utilize HSH's Plumbing Services immediately. Prevention is key when cold season arrives, homeowners are advised to ensure their home is sufficiently protected from the cold by checking seals, keeping the home above 55° F, and running hot water through the pipes on a daily basis.
The Gift Hag [DLC]


DESCRIPTION:
The Gift Hag is a humanoid creature somewhat resembling an elderly human woman with a smiling face covered in soot or soil. It is known to quietly slip into homes during the winter and often leaves behind trinkets such as makeshift dolls, wooden idols or sharp twigs and rocks.

DANGER:
The Gift Hag and its gifts are mostly harmless to humans, though careless play with sharp rocks and twigs can often result in human children injuring themselves.

SOLUTION:
If homeowners wish to keep The Gift Hag from entering their home during the winter, they may choose to close off access to the home's chimney.
Gopher


DESCRIPTION:
Gophers are small, brown furry mammals with enlarged front teeth that are known for living in burrows. They can become a pest to homeowners when they choose to burrow on their property, commonly damaging gardens.

DANGER:
Gophers are capable of biting humans and spreading deadly diseases such as rabies, so caution around them is advised. Do not attempt to approach a Gopher directly.

SOLUTION:
To evict Gophers from their burrows, a variety of natural deterrents can be placed around your property. Growing plants that repel gophers, such as sage or thyme, can also serve to persuade Gophers to move away from your property. For more persistent infestations, it is advised to utilize HSH's Pest Removal Service.
Hans [DLC]


DESCRIPTION:
Hans is a human-shaped husk of cloth, rags and straw known for sneaking into the homes and domains of the affluent, wealthy and fortunate. Homes occupied by Hans commonly suffer symptoms such as the appearance of strange markings, the faint sounds of rustling or occupants suddenly behaving abnormally.

DANGER:
While Hans does not directly harm those he crosses paths with, Hans can negatively impact the lives of homeowners should he complete the process of occupation. Occupied human adults may commit acts they do not condone, including more hazardous behaviors such as murder, debauchery and arson.

SOLUTION:
Homeowners should swiftly evacuate any home suspected of Hans' occupation. Should a family member or loved one be successfully occupied by Hans, it is advised to contact HSH's Pest Control Services immediately.
The Horde


DESCRIPTION:
The Horde is an invisible, odorless collective consciousness that is known to collect and store large quantities of common household refuse.

DANGER:
The Horde's tendency to store vast quantities of trash in the home make them prone to spreading disease to the home's inhabitants. Rotten food, used syringes, and rusty metal are among the more common household hazards that can be introduced by The Horde's presence.

SOLUTION:
Once introduced to a home, The Horde will continue to gather and horde their treasures indefinitely. It is advised to sell one's home at the first sign of The Horde's presence to make the relocation process go over more smoothly. To prevent The Horde from gathering in one's home, it is advised to keep one's home as tidy as possible as to not attract The Horde's attention. The introduction of a Hobb to the household can often assist in this process.
House Fires


DESCRIPTION:
House Fires are rapid combustion reactions that can occur inside a home. They are often caused by accident when cooking, or on purpose by more malicious household pests. Homeowners affected by House Fires commonly report the smell of burning.

DANGER:
House Fires can cause severe damage to a human's skin, such as burns, and can even result in death. It can also produce Carbon Monoxide, which is deadly to humans. As such, its removal from a home should be made an immediate priority.

SOLUTION:
To remove a House Fire from a home, one can utilize specialty equipment, such as Fire Extinguishers, to snuff out the flames, or else large enough quantities of water. For large fires, it is advised to exit the home and utilize HSH's Fire Removal Services.
House Fly


DESCRIPTION:
House Flies are small flying creatures that are known to commonly reside inside homes and frequently surround those whose death is impending. Homeowners afflicted with House Flies commonly report buzzing sounds and thoughts of decay.

DANGER:
House Flies are no immediate danger to humans, but are known disease carriers. they frequen[t]ly inhabit kitchens and other areas used to prepare food, increasing the risk of disease.

SOLUTION:
House Flies can be removed with common pesticides. For larger or more frequent infestations, it is advised to utilize HSH's Pest Removal Services.
House Spider


DESCRIPTION:
House Spiders are small eight legged creatures that commonly nest near or inside homes. They are known for building sticky thread-like webs to trap small flies or other insects, which they use for food. Homeowners commonly report web sightings.

DANGER:
House Spiders can bite humans when threatened, but their venom is not strong enough to harm a human, and they will often keep to themselves if left to their own devices. Their tendency to eat flies, bees, and other pests make them an excellent pest-deterrent, and their presence keeps some larger pests from moving in.

SOLUTION:
House Spiders can be removed with common pesticides. though it is advised to not remove House Spiders unless strictly necessary.
The Hunt [DLC]


DESCRIPTION:
The Hunt is a storm-like fungal weather phenomenon that carries with it large quantities of infectious, snow-like spores. Homeowners caught in The Hunt commonly report thunder, blizzards, electrical outages and violent or erratic behavior from neighbors.

DANGER:
The Hunt's powerful winds can often cause trees to break or fall, which can lead to dangers such as property damage, electrical outages or fires. The Hunt's spores, if ingested, can also cause unpredictable and hazardous symptoms in humans such as color blindness, physical deformations and cannibalistic desires.

SOLUTION:
If The Hunt is expected to pass through one's neighborhood, homeowners can take measures to keep safe by quarantining themselves within a basement, cellar or other underground shelter until the storm and ensuing panic passes. It is advised to keep an emergency supply of food, medicine and water stocked for such an occasion.
Kobold


DESCRIPTION:
Kobolds are 5 foot tall humanoid creatures with dog-like faces that are known to burrow into dark rooms or storage closets and make them their home. Homeowners infested with Kobolds will sometimes report broken floorboards.

DANGER:
Kobolds are harmless to humans until they are discovered, at which point they will often lash out violently to protect their home, causing injury or even death. If discovered, Kobolds will attempt to lure humans into their space by poking their dog-like heads out from behind corners and whimpering. Do not ever enter a Kobold's domain.

SOLUTION:
One should not attempt to remove a Kobold from their home. It is strongly advised to hire professionals, and utilize HSH's Pest Removal Service.
Lamp Sprite


DESCRIPTION:
Lamp Sprites are a common subspecies of Sprite that make their homes inside lamp fixtures. They are known for causing the lamps they inhabit to flicker or burn hotter, sometimes causing a burning smell in the home.

DANGER:
Lamp Sprites are not dangerous to humans unless provoked. Do not, under any circumstances, turn off the lamp or attempt to reach your hand inside the lamp when actively inhabited.

SOLUTION:
Lamp Sprites will leave on their own once their lamp of choice goes out on its own. At this point, they will attempt to seek out a new lamp. To prevent a Lamp Sprite from re-homing itself, ensure all household lamps are turned off until the expiration period. When the Lamp Sprite fails to find an active lamp, it will leave the home on its own.
Laundry Gnome


DESCRIPTION:
Laundry Gnomes are a sub-species of gnome with thick, fiber-like fur. They can fold their bodies into various shapes and often resemble dirty towels. Homeowners with Laundry Gnomes often report loud rattling or banging sounds coming from their washing machine, and missing socks.

DANGER:
Laundry Gnomes pose no direct threat to humans, though their lifestyles often lead to broken washing machines or dryers, which can occasionally cause small floods. Water damage can lead to further problems in a home, and as such Laundry Gnomes should not be left to their own devices.

SOLUTION:
Laundry Gnomes will move on from a home if they are no longer permitted to enter a washing machine. Great care should be taken to inspect each and every piece of laundry before washing.
Leprechaun


DESCRIPTION:
Leprechauns are small humanoids covered in long brown hair that are known for consuming common household valuables such as jewelry, silverware, and other precious metals.

DANGER:
In addition to being a houshold nuisance, Leprechauns' appetite for precious metals can also cause longterm damage to heaters, furnaces, and other common appliances if they are not properly protected. Additionally, Leprechauns can occasionally cause direct harm to humans in cases where homeowners have metallic medical implants such as braves, crowns, or joint replacements.

SOLUTION:
Leprechauns will move on to other feeding grounds on their own once they run out of food, but more proactive means of removal require physical capture. If immediate removal is desired, it is recommended to utilize professional help via HSH's Pest Control Service.
The Locomotive [DLC]


DESCRIPTION:
The Locomotive is a large, segmented, train-like organism that can only be seen by animals and human children. It is known only to appear after nightfall after the 21st of December. Homeowners affected by The Locomotive often report the floor rumbling at night, distant whistling, snow falling in strange patterns, or missing children.

DANGER:
The Locomotive is harmless to human adults, but can prove particularly harmful or even fatal to human children if they choose to enter its domain. Children bearing sufficient faith are known to return the following morning, however.

SOLUTION:
There is no known solution for removing The Locomotive from an occupied area while it has stopped. However, The Locomotive only remains in one location for a few minutes at a time to attract its prey. before it will move on to other territory on its own. To prevent harm, children and pets should be supervised or kept indoors.
Lussi [DLC]


DESCRIPTION:
Lussi is a semi-solid humanoid creature vaguely resembling a pale human woman known for slipping inside homes during hail storms. Homeowners often report a slimy semi-transparent substance near openings such as doors, windows, air ducts and chimneys.

DANGER:
Lussi can be quite hazardous to any humans or pets that cross its path as Lussi is known to steal the warmth of warm-blooded mammals, often leaving behind their crumbled frozen remains.

SOLUTION:
It is highly advised to quietly hide all warm-blooded inhabitants of a home if Lussi is suspected to be present and wait patiently for it to pass through on its own.
The Mare [DLC]


DESCRIPTION:
The Mare is a skeletal, horse-like humanoid draped in a variety of tinsels and fabrics. It is known for its distinct song-like screeching and its tendency to approach the entrances of homes after dark. Homeowners often report the sounds of wailing, screeching, or singing.

DANGER:
The Mare poses little to no danger to humans or animals, but has been known to consume large amounts of a home's food and beverages if invited inside. The Mare cannot be disrupted while feasting.

SOLUTION:
The Mare poses no direct threat to homeowners, and can either be invited in to let it feast until it is contented, at which point it will leave on its own, or it can be safely ignored if homeowners are willing to bear with the noises it creates for a few hours. The use of earplugs or sound-proof materials can assist homeowners who do not wish to invite The Mare into their home.
Memory Wisp


DESCRIPTION:
Memory Wisps are invisible and odorless household wisps that are known for removing memories from the home and its homeowners. Homeowners infested with Memory Wisps will often report missing pictures, photo albums, and the inability to remember the faces of loved ones.

DANGER:
Memory Wisps are not a danger to the physical health of humans. However, their ability to affect human memory can sometimes lead to household accidents or reckless activity.

SOLUTION:
Memory Wisps will move out of the house on their own once they have stolen away the inhabitants' memories. There is no need for further action.
Mice


DESCRIPTION:
Mice are small worthless rodents commonly found in the household. Homeowners with a mice infestation commonly report gnaw marks, small round droppings, and sounds of squeaking.

DANGER:
Mice are capable of carrying any number of diseases, so they serve as an indirect danger to most humans and should be dealt with immediately.

SOLUTION:
Common removal methods for mice include the use of pesticides, the introduction of a house cat to the household, and various kinds of bait traps. These can prove effective for small populations. Large mice infestations should be dealt with using HSH's Pest Removal Service.
Mirror Nymph


DESCRIPTION:
Mirror Nymphs are a subspecies of Nymph that are known for stealing the likeness of homeowners and passerbys. They are generally small, faceless and voiceless humanoids carrying a large mirror that they beckon others to look into. Homeowners afflicted by Mirror Nymphs commonly report not being able to recognize their own face.

DANGER:
Mirror Nymphs, although a nuisance, are not a direct danger to humans.

SOLUTION:
Mirror Nymphs will wander to different locations provided nobody looks into their mirror. Affected homeowners can restore their likeness by catching the Mirror Nymph and breaking its mirror with an iron implement.
Mole


DESCRIPTION:
Moles are small, dark brown furry mammals with pointed, pink muzzles that are known for living in deep burrows. Their burrows tend to look like volcano shaped mounds, and they are known to eat insects.

DANGER:
Moles are capable of biting humans and spreading deadly diseases such as rabies, so caution around them is advised. They also have close relations to the ones beneath the soil, which can cause further danger if provoked.

SOLUTION:
Moles are persistent, and cannot usually be persuaded to leave on their own. However, Moles can be trapped and removed manually using a variety of common humane mammal traps. WARNING: NEVER KILL A MOLE. One can also utilize HSH's Pest Removal Service.
Mountain Warlock [DLC]


DESCRIPTION:
Mountain Warlocks are humanoid creatures resembling elderly human men. They are known to lie dormant in their high elevation domains until the Winter Solstice. Upon waking, their thunderous vocalizations can be heard for miles around. Homeowners affected by Mountain Warlocks often report echoes, rumbling, shaking or occasionally avalanches.

DANGER:
Mountain Warlocks are highly territorial and pose a direct mortal danger to any humans or animals that settle or wander near their domain. Their earth-shaking incantations can additionally cause severe damage to a home's foundation.

SOLUTION:
Mountain Warlocks cannot be safely removed by human force, but due to their severely dangerous presence it is highly advised that homeowners utilize HSH's Pest Control Services as soon as possible.
The Mouse King [DLC]


DESCRIPTION:
The Mouse King is a prominent member of a traitorous clan of mice, known for recruiting and leading them in nefarious activities such as riots, heists, and assassinations. Homeowners with The Mouse King often report sounds of squeaking, scratching, and seeing strange mice behaviors such as mass coordination or attempts at communication.

DANGER:
The Mouse King poses an incredible threat to all living things and its destruction should be immediately prioritized.

SOLUTION:
The Mouse King should be stopped at all costs, by any means necessary. Homeowners are highly encouraged to use lethal removal methods including but not limited to mouse traps, toxic sprays, sharp implements or any licensed firearms. If homeowners will not oblige, they are advised to utilize HSH's Pest Control Services.
Neighbor's Doorway


DESCRIPTION:
Neighbor's Doorways are doorframe-like structures that can often appear in basements or cellars. They are known to cause confusion if stepped through, as well as parallelism.

DANGER:
Neighbor's Doorways do not cause any direct harm to humans, but if stepped through, the resulting parallelism will often result in unwanted household activity, such as altered behavior or perceived missing memories in the human who comes through the other side.

SOLUTION:
Neighbor's Doorways are tricky to remove without accidentally putting one's body through them and potentially triggering the parallel activity. It is advised to utilize HSH's Doorway Removal Services. One can prevent Neighbor's Doorways from occurring by practicing mindullness and not letting one's mind wander towards wishing for alternate life paths.
Night Gnome


DESCRIPTION:
Night Gnomes are small, hairy creatures with a pointed head. They are known for their tendency to enter the sleeping quarters of humans to watch them while they sleep. Homeowners affected by Night Gnomes frequently report sighting them in the middle of the night, or report heavy breathing sounds during late hours.

DANGER:
Night Gnomes are not known to be deadly to humans, but those who suffer from heart conditions should consider wearing sleeping masks to prevent being startled by their presence.

SOLUTION:
Night Gnomes will move on to other homes if they become bored or restless by your inhabitants' sleeping activities. There is no guarantee, however, that they will become bored by you if they find your sleep sufficiently entertaining.
Night Wisp


DESCRIPTION:
Night Wisps are a subspecies of wisp in the form of bright, floating lights. They are known to hover outside windows at night while whispering promises of wealth and good fortune.

DANGER:
Night Wisps are not dangerous to humans unless listened to. Refrain from listening to their whispers and following their directions.

SOLUTION:
Night Wisps will move on to other homes after a week or so if they are ignored consistently. It is advised to drown out their whispers with music or wear sleeping masks to prevent sleep disruption.
Ogress [DLC]


DESCRIPTION:
Ogresses are large, 8-10 foot cave-dwelling creatures typically only active at high elevations during the winter. Homeowners typically do not experience an Ogress directly, but rather report other consequences of its presence, such as Yulemen or Yule Cats.

DANGER:
In some rare instances, an Ogress will see fit to visit a home if they fail to acquire their targets through other means. Due to their size, their subsequent entrance into a home can prove catastrophic to a home's roofing, foundation, and its inhabitants.

SOLUTION:
To prevent an Ogress from entering one's home, it is highly advised to avoid escalating their activities by allowing Yulemen's access to a home. Homeowners that wish to avoid the attention of an Ogress in the first place can reinforce and advise benevolent behavior in their children.
Perchta [DLC]


DESCRIPTION:
Perchta is a large humanoid creature vaguely resembling an elderly human woman with a beak-like nose and long sheet-like skin. Perchta is known for entering homes full of refuse, chaos and filth. Homeowners experiencing Perchta often report break-ins, nightly sounds of clattering and shed skin on the floors.

DANGER:
Perchta is incredibly dangerous to homeowners inhabiting its chosen domains, as it will often utilize nearby humans as makeshift scarecrows to keep other pests at bay. Most human adults do not usually survive this process.

SOLUTION:
Perchta cannot be easily or safely removed from a home it has claimed so it is advised for homeowners to immediately evacuate the premises if Perchta is suspected to be present. Homeowners are advised to prevent Perchta from being attracted to their homes in the first place by keeping their homes clean and free of filth.
Pine Sprites [DLC]


DESCRIPTION:
Pine Sprites are a small green subspecies of Sprite known for inhabiting pine trees. Homeowners with Pine Sprites often report rustling sounds or finding pine needles and sap in strange places.

DANGER:
Pine Sprites are harmless if left to their own devices, though their behavior can turn hazardous if their home is disturbed. They have been known to sometimes cause fires or electrical shortages when electrical devices such as lights are introduced to their homes.

SOLUTION:
Pine Sprites keep their chosen homes for their entire 160-180 year lifespans so it is advised to avoid disturbing them by refraining from decorating any trees they have inhabited. Homeowners may also choose to safely relocate an inhabited tree away from their home by utilizing HSH's Pest Control Services.
Pipe Growth


DESCRIPTION:
Pipe Growths are a type of fungus that are known for making homes inside damp, tube-like structures such as pipes. Pipe Growths often grow slightly larger than the pipes they inhabit, and will therefore clog the pipe indefinitely until their removal. Pipe Growths are known to make loud bubbling digestion noises after they eat a full meal.

DANGER:
Pipe Growths are known to attempt to eat anything that comes inside their domain. Most commonly accidents occur when a human child attempts to reach their hand inside their home. Do not attempt to reach your hand inside an active Pipe Growth home. They are otherwise harmless to humans.

SOLUTION:
To remove a Pipe Growth from its home it must be offered a replacement. Any common PCP pipe will suffice. One should garnish the inside of the replacement home with an assortment of meat juices and insects. Place the replacement home near one of the pipe's openings and leave it overnight. The following day the Pipe Growth should be moved into its new home, where it can then be safely relocated away from the household.
Pipe Hobb


DESCRIPTION:
Pipe Hobbs are a subspecies of Hobb that are known for making homes inside tube-like structures such as pipes. They bear no false face, and are much smaller than most Hobbs. They will commonly emerge from their home at night and consume any dirt, grime, and hair in the surrounding area, cleaning it in the process.

DANGER:
Pipe Hobbs are not a direct danger to humans, but their physical presence can sometimes cause leaks or clogs over time. If provoked, they are also capable of mischievous acts, and metamorphosis.

SOLUTION:
Pipe Hobbs cannot be compelled to leave on their own once nested. Instead, one should take measures to prevent provoking metamorphosis by leaving out a clipping of hair near their homes at night.
Pooka


DESCRIPTION:
Pookas are shapeless creature that commonly inhabit homes in the shape and likeness of a household pet. They are known for their tendency to replace common pets such as dogs or cats, and live in their place to watch homeowners eat and sleep. Homeowners with Pookas frequently report unusual or frightening pet behavior.

DANGER:
Pookas are relatively harmless to humans, but the discarded bodies of household pets they leave behind can over time create other pest and disease hazards within the home. A foul smell signifies decay, and the discarded body should be found and removed immediately.

SOLUTION:
Pookas can be dis encouraged to leave a home by not drawing attention to their activities. Pookas thrive on the attention they receive from frightened homeowners, so refrain from screaming or yelling when surprised by them, and make attempts to ignore their presence whenever possible.
Portal


DESCRIPTION:
Portals are door-shaped openings to an outdoor location other than the homeowners', discovered most commonly in basements or underground cellars. Homeowners with portals frequently report cold drafts, strange dreams, and a strong desire to enter.

DANGER:
Portals can introduce a wide variety of dangerous elements to a home and should be dealt with as soon as they are discovered. They can additionally cause drafts, and introduce heating problems to a home.

SOLUTION:
Portals should be sealed shut with wooden planks, bricks, or other common building materials. The seal should be air tight, as to not allow for anything to come inside the home. It is advised to utilize HSH's Home Security services to ensure portals are sealed safely.
Raccoon


DESCRIPTION:
Raccoons are small nocturnal mammals with grey and brown fur known for their tendency to rummage through garbage cans or nest in attics. Homeowners infested with Raccoons often report frequent garbage spills, or clattering sounds at night.

DANGER:
Raccoons are capable of biting humans and spreading deadly diseases such as rabies, so caution around them is advised. Additionally, their feces can contain deadly parasites which, if accidentally inhaled or ingested, can cause progressive neurological damage to humans, or eventual death.

SOLUTION:
Raccoons are quite intelligent, and are thus quite tricky to remove from a home safely. Preventative measures include securing trash cans, and blocking any potential outdoor access to attics. It is highly advised to utilize HSH's Pest Removal Service.
Rain Nymph


DESCRIPTION:
Rain Nymphs are a subspecies of Nymph that are most active during rain storms. They are faint humanoids with a glow in their eyes that often appear near windows and doors, asking to be let inside. Homeowners afflicted with Rain Nymphs often report flooding.

DANGER:
The floods Rain Nymphs cause can lead to water damage, which can be both costly and dangerous to a home.

SOLUTION:
Rain Nymphs are very preventable, in that their pleas to be let inside can simply be ignored. It is advised to stay away from doors and windows during rain storms, to avoid having to endure a Rain Nymph's various temptations and threats.
Reanimation


DESCRIPTION:
Reanimations are any deceased remains of living creatures capable of moving on their own. Homeowners with Reanimations commonly report foul smells, soil being tracked inside the home, and large holes in the ground appearing near or around the home.

DANGER:
Reanimations are capable of spreading a wide variety of dangerous diseases and parasites deadly to humans, so close proximity or contact should be avoided at all costs. They are also commonly used to inflict direct violence against homeowners, and are incredibly adept at hiding and waiting for vulnerable moments.

SOLUTION:
Reanimations' pursuit is slow but relentless, so relocation is not necessary or advisable. It is advised to contact any friends, neighbors or strangers the homeowner may have recently slighted, and make peace or bargain.
Red Nose [DLC]


DESCRIPTION:
Red Nose is a seasonal illness characterized by the primary symptom of a red berry-like growth emerging from the mammalian proboscis. Most commonly occurs in wild animals but can be transferred to humans via the spores it releases once blossomed.

DANGER:
Red Nose, while painful during the growth stage, is generally harmless to humans and animals alike with proper rest and care.

SOLUTION:
Red Nose will go away on its own after it has blossomed. To prevent Red Nose from spreading, it is advised to quarantine the affected individual until blossoming has passed.
The Saint [DLC]


DESCRIPTION:
The Saint is a Warlock sometimes resembling a bearded elderly human male adorned in thick robes often seen riding a pale, horse-like creature. The Saint is known for traveling through snow storms at night, leaving strange artifacts on the doorsteps of homeowners. Often, The Saint's arrival is followed by The Sinner shortly afterward.

DANGER:
The acceptance of the artifacts granted by The Saint by bringing them within one's home can often result in the gift receiver experiencing great fortune and luck for a span of thirty years. After the thirty year period, The Saint will return to collect their due. It is not advised to accept these gifts.

SOLUTION:
While The Saint cannot be prevented from delivering their gifts, homeowners can simply remove the gifts from their doorsteps and burn them outdoors to prevent accidental acceptance. It is, however, highly advised to wait until the morning after the following day to remove these gifts.
Seedling


DESCRIPTION:
Seedlings are small insectoid creatures about the size of an aphid. They are known for burrowing in outdoor planters or gardens, feeding off the roots of nearby weeds.

DANGER:
Though their weed killing lifestyles can make them useful for gardeners, Seedlings are extremely territorial and react violently to anything competing for their food source. Never remove a weed from a Seedling-infested garden. They are known to compel competitors to commit violent acts on themselves or others.

SOLUTION:
To remove Seedlings from a garden, one should not go near their established feeding grounds. Instead, one should use a hose, sprinklers, or similar ranged devices to over-water and drown out the Seedlings from afar.
Sinking Foundation [DLC]


DESCRIPTION:
Sinking Foundations are structural problems in a home's foundation with a wide variety of causes that can lead to homes becoming damaged over time or eventually sinking and collapsing entirely. Homeowners experiencing Sinking Foundations often report cracks in walls or ceilings, uneven floors or drains not working properly.

DANGER:
Sinking Foundations present a severe and mortal danger to both a home and its inhabitants as their instability and eventual collapse can cause a wide variety of hazardous situations to those entrapped within.

SOLUTION:
Homeowners with Sinking Foundations are highly advised to immediately utilize HSH's Foundation Repair Services to prevent further damage or collapse though situations may vary depending on the root cause.
The Sinner [DLC]


DESCRIPTION:
The Sinner is a large bipedal goat-like creature known for breaking into homes and devouring human children, usually arriving after a snow storm has passed. Homeowners often report the sound of chains or hooves, broken doors or windows, and missing children.

DANGER:
The Sinner is highly dangerous to human children that cross its path, as it is known to ravenously attempt to devour them on sight. Human adults that are too large to eat are not usually at risk, unless they attempt to come between The Sinner and its feast.

SOLUTION:
The Sinner will not enter the homes of those with a gift from The Saint at their doorstep. As such, it is highly advised not to remove these gifts on the night of a snow storm. The Sinner will continue to move from home to home once it has successfully fed.
Snow Golems [DLC]


DESCRIPTION:
Snow Golems are large, humanoid mounds of snow that are capable of moving on their own. Homeowners experiencing Snow Golem infestations commonly report wet floors, power outages, recently faulty or broken heaters, or strange snow formations outside the home.

DANGER:
Snow Golems can prove hazardous to humans in a variety of ways. Their tendency to target home heaters, especially during hazardous freezing weather can cause medical issues such as frostbite or hypothermia in the affected homeowners. Direct contact with a Snow Golem while it is in pursuit of its target is also frequently fatal.

SOLUTION:
When caught early, Snow Golems can simply be removed from a home by turning up the heat in a home to speed up their melting process and blocking easy access to home heaters or fireplaces. If Snow Golems succeed in removing potential heat sources from a home, it is highly advised to utilize HSH's Pest Control Services.
Soap Sprite


DESCRIPTION:
Soap Sprites are a subspecies of sprite that are known for consuming bacteria and harmful microbes. They frequently occupy bathrooms, appearing similar to pink bars of soap, in order to feed off the hands that use them. They secrete a suds-like substance that is used to digest their meals.

DANGER:
Soap Sprites, despite their bacteria eating lifestyle, are frequently known to spread deadly diseases such as the Fae Flu to humans who handle them, making them a serious household hazard.

SOLUTION:
Soap Sprites are easy to remove and dispose of by way of tongs or other grabbing utensils. Identifying Soap Sprites can be difficult, so it is recommended to not keep any bars of soap in the household to ensure they can be identified and removed as soon as possible.
Spriggan


DESCRIPTION:
Spriggans are small green humanoids with leaf-like coatings on their bodies. They are seen rarely in households and reside primarily inside trees. They are known to act violently upon homeowners when provoked, however. Homeowners affected by Spriggans commonly report rapid vine growth in and around their homes, and the feeling that the trees are watching them.

DANGER:
Spriggans are incredibly dangerous to humans when provoked and physical contact with one will result in the growth of a Sprig Tree within the affected individual.

SOLUTION:
Spriggans cannot be persuaded to leave the home once provoked, however one can take precautions to prevent provoking a Spriggan. Refrain from removing trees, flowers, or weeds on your property. Do not ever kill or hunt wildlife within the view of your home. Do not eat any wild fruit or vegetable that may grow on your property. Consider making offers of water each night, left in a clean dish on your porch.
Sprig Tree


DESCRIPTION:
Sprig Trees are a rapidly growing tree-like organism that takes root in a human body. They are known to cause structural damage to a home as they continue to grow, generally reaching their full size in a matter of days. They are known to be caused by the touch of a Spriggan.

DANGER:
Sprig Trees are incredibly deadly to those infected, and will result in death once they have reached a certain size. Anyone near a Sprig Tree while it is growing in an indoor location is also at risk of injury or death from the structural damage that will occur as it grows.

SOLUTION:
There is no cure for a Sprig Tree. The infected individual should be quarantined while any others occupying the household should vacate the premises immediately. Do not touch the infected person or the black substance that leaks from them under any circumstance. Begin looking for a new home, and arrange any funeral service as needed for the affected individual.
Sprig Vines


DESCRIPTION:
Sprig Vines are rapidly growing vines that are known to quickly consume a house and block off exits. They are often a sign that a Spriggan has been provoked.

DANGER:
Sprig Vines are not dangerous on their own, and can be cut through with common gardening tools. However, their tendency to block exits can create struggles when needing to exit the house in a hurry, such in the case of floods, fires, or a Spriggan in pursuit.

SOLUTION:
Sprig Vines will continue to grow so long as the Spriggan that made them desires it. It is advised to vacate and re-home as soon as possible.
Stair Slug


DESCRIPTION:
Stair Slugs are large, dog-sized slugs that are commonly known to occupy stairwells and basements. Homeowners infested with Stair Slugs commonly report a slimy residue on steps or other household inclines.

DANGER:
Stair Slugs can be beneficial to a household, as they frequently feed on other pests such as Mice and Hobbs, but the slimy residue they leave behind can lead to dangerous accidents and slippage if not properly cleaned after.

SOLUTION:
Should you wish to remove a Stair Slug from the household, one can simply surround the affected stairway with a thick barrier of salt. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO APPLY SALT DIRECTLY. After the Slug has dehydrated itself, you can dispose of its body.
Sugar Wisps [DLC]


DESCRIPTION:
Sugar Wisps are an invisible subspecies of wisp known for its sweet plum-like aroma and its ability to influence the dreams and appetites of humans. Homeowners afflicted by Sugar Wisps often report an intense craving for sweets, dreams of dancing orbs and malnourishment.

DANGER:
Sugar Wisps can be quite hazardous to humans' health thanks to their influence on their victims' preferred diet. Sustained exposure to Sugar Wisps can lead to mild to severe medical problems ranging from tooth decay and diabetes to starvation.

SOLUTION:
Sugar Wisps can be dissuaded from influencing their chosen victims by blocking access to their victims' sense of smell. Homeowners are advised to utilize nose plugs or a similar apparatus while they sleep until the Sugar Wisp eventually departs on its own.
Tea Sprite


DESCRIPTION:
Tea Sprites are a subspecies of sprite that are known to feed off of tea and tea leaf residue. Homeowners infested with Tea Sprites commonly report leaf-like droppings, and sounds of fluttering near kitchens.

DANGER:
Tea Sprites are not directly dangerous to humans, but they are known to spread various deadly diseases, including the fatal Fae Flu, and should be removed as soon as possible.

SOLUTION:
Tea Sprites can be removed with various common household pesticides and traps, provided they are baited with tea leaves. To avoid future infestations, be sure to always clean tea cups, kettles, and mugs after use.
Termites


DESCRIPTION:
Termites are small insects known for consuming decaying plant material, particularly wood. Homeowners with a termite infestation often report peeling paint, small holes in the drywall, or squeaky floorboards.

DANGER:
Termites are harmless to humans by themselves, but the damage they can cause to a house's structural integrity can be deadly long-term, and should be removed as soon as possible.

SOLUTION:
Termites can be removed using common pesticides, but the treatment must be thorough and destroy the entire colony. Otherwise, they will quickly repopulate and resume their activity. It is highly advised to utilize HSH's Professional Termite Removal services.
Ticks


DESCRIPTION:
Ticks are very small arachnids known to feed on human or animal blood and are most commonly found in tall grass. They latch onto their hosts, often unseen, and burrow their head into the flesh of their victim. Hosts will often report symptoms of illness, such as fevers, headaches, and chills.

DANGER:
Ticks are incredibly dangerous to humans thanks to their ability to directly spread various diseases to their hosts such as Lyme Disease, and their potential to provoke other, more dangerous household pests.

SOLUTION:
Although you can remove Ticks once they have invaded your home with common pesticides, it is too late to prevent any diseases they have transmitted. Instead, prevent Ticks from entering your household in the first place by treating the surrounding area with pesticides and keeping a tidy, weed-free lawn.
Time Wisps [DLC]


DESCRIPTION:
Time Wisps are a subspecies of wisp that appear as faint, candle-like lights with a friendly visage. They are known to temporarily displace objects and persons in time, and are most active at night. Homeowners that have experienced Time Wisps often report feeling a newfound gratitude for life, a desire to better themselves, or immense existential dread.

DANGER:
Time Wisps' tendency towards temporal displacement, while sometimes beneficial, can often result in causing intense anxiety or stress in those that have witnessed their fates-to-be.

SOLUTION:
Time Wisps will pass through on their own in the course of a single night, and no further action is required.
Toilet Hobb


DESCRIPTION:
Toilet Hobbs are a subspecies of Hobb that are known for homing inside toilets. They bear false faces, and have two separate clumps of wispy hair on each side of their heads. Like most Hobbs, they tend to clean their homes when they are active at night, keeping the toilets they inhabit nearly spotless.

DANGER:
Toilet Hobbs are not dangerous on their own, but their physical presence within the toilet they inhabit may result in plumbing problems over time such as leaks or clogs. Like any other Hobb, they are also capable of metamorphosing.

SOLUTION:
Toilet Hobbs cannot be removed once they nest. To prevent further danger, measures to prevent metamorphosis should be taken as soon as possible. It is advised to leave an egg near the toilet each night before going to bed.
Trash Gnome


DESCRIPTION:
Trash Gnomes are a sub-species of gnome with thick brownish grey fur, frog-like eyes and large gaping mouths. They are known to seek out trash receptacles and burrow inside them for both food and shelter. Homeowners with Trash Gnomes often report the smell of rotten eggs, finding large clumps of fur throughout the house, tipped garbage cans, and loud crunching sounds at night.

DANGER:
Trash Gnomes are highly territorial once homed. While their bite is not fatal, it can often lead to inconvenient and painful circumstances, such as the loss of a finger or nose, while attempting to discard trash or remove a trash bag from the receptacle. They are also capable of spreading deadly diseases to humans, such as rabies or tetanus.

SOLUTION:
To prevent a Trash Gnome from homing inside your trash, it is recommended to not let trash in the home be idle for more than a day or two, as their noses are highly sensitive to the smell. To remove a Trash Gnome permanently it is highly advised to utilize HSH's Pest Removal Services.
Travel Gnome


DESCRIPTION:
Travel Gnomes are a highly invasive subspecies of gnome that are known to stow away inside the luggage of unsuspecting travelers to introduce themselves to new households. They are found most commonly in highly forested areas of the globe.

DANGER:
Travel Gnomes can affect the household in various ways. They will often create expansive gardens inside their new homes, leaving soil, plants and common outdoor pests in their wake. These gardens, in addition to introducing a variety of dangerous pests, can also create foundational problems in a home if they continue to grow unabated.

SOLUTION:
Spraying pesticides and weed killer in the home can deter a Travel Gnome's gardening prospects, at which point it will wait for a new opportunity to travel to a better location. To encourage a Travel Gnome to relocate, one can invite others to stay at their household and create new opportunities for the Travel Gnome to stow away in visitors' luggage.
Troll


DESCRIPTION:
Trolls are giant, 12 ft tall nocturnal creatures that normally are not seen in the home. However, during the winter they will deflate their bodies in order to fit inside homes and steal warm materials such as blankets or articles of clothing. Homeowners infested with a Troll will frequently report missing clothes, or claim to hear the shrill sounds of air escaping in the middle of the night.

DANGER:
Trolls are very dangerous to humans when they are startled, thanks to their ability to inflate their bodies to their full height of 12 feet in a matter of seconds. Their skin, despite its flexibility, is incredibly durable and will smash through the ceilings of most homes when fully inflated, causing property damage and injury to anyone in the vicinity. Do not ever approach a Troll.

SOLUTION:
An active Troll will leave by morning once it has secured its bounty. It is recommended to install repelling fixtures such as UV lights to prevent future break-ins.
The Twilight [DLC]


DESCRIPTION:
The Twilight is an annual recurring phenomenon known for its diet of fear and suffering. Should it find sufficient satiation in these cravings during its time spent in our cosmic proximity, it will proceed to consume all things that dwell above and below the soil.

DANGER:
The Twilight is a severe existential threat to all living things so long as it finds sufficient feeding material. Its hunger should avoid being sated at all costs.

SOLUTION:
The Twilight should be kept from its desires at all costs until it moves past. To prevent its feeding, all manner of fear, agony and suffering should be avoided or mitigated when at all possible on the calendar days of its proximity between December 21st and December 25th. It is also advised to spread as much cheer, celebration and merriment during this time as is feasible.
Unicorn Fungi


DESCRIPTION:
Unicorn Fungi are a rare, horn-shaped fungus that are known to grow on the heads of furry mammals and household pets. They often affect the animals' disposition, causing them to be drawn to the soil. Homeowners often report their pets furiously digging around or inside their home.

DANGER:
Unicorn Fungi are not directly harmful to humans, but they can often lead to other household problems such as broken floorboards, uprooted plants, or waking up other things beneath the soil.

SOLUTION:
Unicorn Fungi will go away after a few months on its own without treatment. but can also be treated with cryotherapy, or removed surgically, if removal needs expediting. To prevent Unicorn Fungi from developing, regularly bathe your pet, especially after any outdoor activities.
Warlock Remnant


DESCRIPTION:
Warlock Remnants are a residual presence often left behind by former Warlocks, most commonly inhabiting older households, castles, or underground dwellings. Homeowners experiencing Warlock Remnants often report objects moving on their own, the sound of hostile warning whispers, or sighting bearded figures in reflective surfaces.

DANGER:
Warlock Remnants, while a hostile presence, are mere echoes of their former selves, and are generally harmless. Their ability to manipulate small household objects can prove hazardous to less cautious homeowners, however.

SOLUTION:
Homeowners can purge the remnant from their home with the use of a Seelie Stone, but the journey to retrieve one is both long and perilous, and not recommended. If a Warlock Remnant proves sufficiently hazardous or inconvenient, it is highly recommended for homeowners to simply relocate.
Whistling Fungi


DESCRIPTION:
Whistling Fungi are small, mushroom-like growths with many small holes in their caps that frequently grow through drywall gaps and cracks. Homeowners infested with Whistling Fungi often report a dissonant "whistling" sound coming from their walls.

DANGER:
WARNING: If you ever hear Whistling Fungi "singing" in harmony, evacuate your home immediately. Whistling Fungi are rarely dangerous to humans, but their growth can cause foundational problems.

SOLUTION:
If Whistling Fungi ever "sing" in harmony, evacuate your home immediately and do not return for any reason. Otherwise, Whistling Fungi can be removed with common weed killers or by utilizing HSH's Fungal Removal services. To prevent a Whistling Fungi infestation, ensure there are no open cracks in your home.
Wine Sprite


DESCRIPTION:
Wine Sprites are a subspecies of sprite that are known for consuming wine. They are small, large-eyed winged creatures with translucent skin that often appears red while they are feeding. They have a long proboscis that they use to drink. Homeowners infested with Wine Sprites commonly report broken glasses and their wine having a rotten taste and smell.

DANGER:
Wine Sprites are not directly dangerous to humans, but they are known to spread various deadly diseases, including the fatal Fae Flu, and should be removed as soon as possible.

SOLUTION:
Wine Sprites can be removed with various common household pesticides and traps, provided they are baited with wine. To avoid future infestations, be sure to always clean wine glasses and containers immediately after use.
Wight [DLC]


DESCRIPTION:
Wights are misshapen former humans that have been exposed to effects of The Hunt, coming in a variety of unfortunate bodily configurations. Wights are known for their wild and unpredictable violent behavior. Homeowners experiencing Wights often report sounds of gurgling, coughing or hacking.

DANGER:
Wights are highly dangerous and will attempt to bite or otherwise harm most humans and animals on sight. Their relative speed and strength can widely vary, though most direct encounters are fatal.

SOLUTION:
Wights generally have very short lifespans and will often perish on their own, usually within 48 hours from medical disadvantages granted to them by their particular bodily configuration. More persistent Wights can be removed with the use of any nearby sharp implements, licensed firearms or through HSH's Pest Control Services.
Winter Fur [DLC]


DESCRIPTION:
Winter Fur is a highly contagious seasonal virus known to cause the rapid growth of white hair-like follicles across an infected individual's face, body and eyes. Full coverage is expected to occur within the first 48 hours after infection. It is most commonly found in mammals and is contracted through direct contact with the infected.

DANGER:
Subsequent blindness caused by Winter Fur can create more hazardous conditions and reduce quality of life for those infected. Winter Fur is also known to attract other dangerous pests such as any variety of Ticks or Fleas.

SOLUTION:
Once Winter Fur has completed its growth, it can be mitigated using any variety of traditional shaving equipment such as razors to reduce the chance of attracting Ticks or Fleas. The infected individual should be quarantined from other parties indefinitely to avoid spreading the virus further.
Wood Secretions


DESCRIPTION:
Wood Secretions are a pink, viscous liquid substance that can sometimes form from wood that has been mistreated. It is known to drip from wooden materials, such as furniture or walls, causing a sticky pooling buildup.

DANGER:
Wood Secretions can be deadly to humans, causing a rapid translation of flesh if ingested. Keep animals and human children away from secretions at all costs, as its foul odor will be interpreted as a sweet, candy-like smell to them, making them particularly susceptible to accidental ingestion.

SOLUTION:
Once started, wood secretions will continue indefinitely. To remove the hazard from a home, the offending wood should be replaced entirely. To prevent wood from entering the secretion stage, ensure good care is taken towards wood in the home, and refrain from scratching, knocking, or banging on wooden surfaces. Do not ever insult or shout at wood.
Yule Cat [DLC]


DESCRIPTION:
Yule Cats are large, feline-like creatures known for prowling populated, high elevation areas during the winter. They feed primarily on various textiles and fabrics. Homeowners experiencing Yule Cats often report sounds of hissing, growling, large paw prints in the snow, and missing clothes or neighbors.

DANGER:
Yule Cats' diet of fabrics can prove quite hazardous to clothed homeowners if caught in their path, and due to their size and speed most human adults and children will not survive these sorts of encounters. Yule Cats' strength also allows them to easily break into homes in search of food if sufficiently hungry. damaging doors and windows in the process.

SOLUTION:
If a Yule Cat is suspected to be active in the area, homeowners should take quick action to leave out a variety of fabrics and textiles within a safe distance outside of the home. It is advised to deliver these fabrics completely unclothed.
Yule Goat [DLC]


DESCRIPTION:
Yule Goats are goat-shaped apparitions that can sometimes occur in a home during the winter. Homeowners experiencing Yule Goats often report strange coincidences, sighting shapes of goats throughout the house and imagined sounds of bleating.

DANGER:
Yule Goats are not directly harmful to humans or animals, but their prolonged presence can often cause paranoia or sleep deprivation in affected homeowners, which can sometimes lead to careless household accidents such as fires.

SOLUTION:
As soon as a Yule Goat is suspected to be present in a household, a humble offering of wheat or straw can be made in appeasement. For more persistent infestations, it is advised to utilize HSH's Pest Control Services.
Yulemen [DLC]


DESCRIPTION:
Yulemen are a subspecies of gnome that appear as small, hairy humanoids with pointed craniums that are most often seen traveling in packs of thirteen or more. Homeowners infested with Yulemen often report broken windows, stolen food, sounds of clattering or giggling and more rarely, missing pets or children.

DANGER:
Yulemen are harmless to human adults, but can be a safety hazard for household pets that are small enough to eat and human children who have attracted the attention of an Ogress.

SOLUTION:
Yulemen will typically leave a home on their own once satisfied with their taking. To prevent Yulemen from entering one's home, homeowners may board up windows and close off sufficiently large openings such as chimneys, but in most circumstances this is highly inadvisable.
7 opmerkingen
The Ugly Taxidermist 2 jan om 19:36 
Bro what about Buzz Goober?
Redd  [auteur] 7 okt 2024 om 11:59 
description updated :steamthumbsup:

thanks so much :)
Vyn Voydryke 5 okt 2024 om 19:31 
Great guide! It helped me fill in the singular mistakes i made on like two days. Something to add to the unemployment achievement description; It can be also acquired by failing all calls on the final trial. Tested it myself cause i didn't want to restart my progress again and it works. Thanks again for the guide though.
Redd  [auteur] 28 sep 2024 om 23:13 
ofc!
Razimigo 23 sep 2024 om 13:54 
Thank you so much. You've put so much work into this. Much appreciated. Some things in the dlc were really difficult to guess.
KingO'Malley 8 jun 2024 om 14:44 
tell me why I went out of my way to get every single answer wrong for every day and I still got told I was being super accurate and got the regular ending ;-;
ewokoboko 21 mei 2024 om 15:49 
absolutely fire guide !!!!