The gooner aka IS-0091

Some information to help identify IS-0091 and how to stop him gooning in public places

What he looks like

This is what he looks like so you know what to expect when you encounter him gooning in public

The reason i call him the gooner and what he sound like

The reason i call him the gooner is because when i encountered him for the first time it sounded like he was moaning and gooning with his thing i mean just look at him he is definitely gooning around that corner

How to stop him from gooning near you

Now i will explain what to do in this step by step list when you encounter him

• Attempt to locate him when you start to hear him goon near you

• When you locate him Do not attempt to confront him this will make him confused and aggressive and chase after you

• When you locate him stop what you are doing and stare at him this will make him very uncomfortable and go away

Congratulations the end

Congratulations you stopped that pervert gooning in a public place well done


You deserve a reward for reading this guide have some cake


But beware he will goon again but now you know what to do after reading this guide

[Hermet76Dees]

i just call it asthma because of how it starts gasping for air when chasing you

[Greg from Human Resources]

real

[skibidiman16]

me standing completely still waiting for the gooner man to leave

[Greg from Human Resources]

i am a warhammer addict what do you expect

[Duskerz]

man's never seen a short hair/bald woman lol

[Greg from Human Resources]

[Wormweed]

it might be a man but i would still smash

[Greg from Human Resources]

yeah nah its a dude no way would a woman have that much of a bald spot

[Wormweed]

dude what the FUCK is the comment below me?!?!

[Duskerz]

I think of it as a her. Either way, that voice is feminine enough~