Achievements guide

All achievements explained. ~2-3 hours to 100%

Level 1

HEY, YOU!
Completely skip the dialogue in a level. You made our narrative lead very sad.


Ignore dialogue (Don't press E until you reach office gate) at the level start and enter the office.

Lightning Quick Clean
5-Star a level


Finish level as fast as possible. First level doesn't have any theats, it will be easy once you learn where to go.

Slacker
Time out on Level 1


Enter the office and wait 6 minutes.

Level 2

Whoops...
Kill your first coworker


Get close to a coworker. He will notice you and it will be the last he saw in his life...

Shiny!
Get a collectable


Pick any item with yellow outline (for example toilet paper).

Look at my Masterpiece!
Make a coworker see a dead body in Level 2


Kill a coworker and bring the body to the room entrance with the 2nd coworker. Wait until he will go the toilet and see the body. Seeing you with body won't trigger the achievement.

No Witnesses
Kill a coworker who's seen your mess


Kill a coworker after he noticed a dead body.

No Littering
Get a coworker to pick up a trash ball


You’re the Janitor Now
Make one coworker throw away four trash balls within the same level


After starting level 5 you will get access to shooting a trash balls with vacuum. Press RMB to shoot a trash ball. Let a coworker to notice it, he will throw it away. Repeat 4 times.

Give it Back
Steal a trash ball from a coworker


Shoot a trash ball, let a coworker pick it up, then knap him and steal the ball with vacuum.

Level 3

Layoffs
Kill 5 coworkers in one level


Levels 3-7 have more than 5 coworkers. Use any to achieve it.

Who Turned off the Lights
Knap a coworker


Reach level 5 to unlock knapping. Approach a coworker from behind and press "spacebar".

Blackout
Knap every coworker in Level 3


Knapper on the Loose
Have 5 coworkers knapped at the same time


Knap all 7 coworkers. Beware: they will free themselves after a while. If you are fast enough you will get Knapper on the Loose achievement here too.

Level 4

Silent Night
Finish Level 4 without making a single coworker curious


Finish the level so that no one notices you and got "?" or "!" signs above them. Knapping can be used.

Level 5

Pac-Man Clone
Play the arcade machine during Level 5


Activate arcade in the restroom. Collect every yellow ball.

Level 6

Wet Dream
Powerwash the CEO while he’s asleep in his office


In the leftmost room, where you need to clean a mess. Powerwash him, he won't wake up.

In the Red
Kill every coworker in Level 6


Kill all 30 coworkers. Don't waste time on cleaning.

Level 7

See You Never, Bud
Get killed by Daryl


In this level you are chased by Daryl. Let him catch you.

Hoarder
Get all collectables


Get all 10 collectibles (objects with yellow outlines). Last one is located in the Daryl's room and available only at level 7. All other collectibles can be found here too.

Sweet Paycheck
Beat the game


Complete all 7 levels with any result.

World’s Best Werewolf Janitor
All levels 5-Starred


Just a Little Guy
Get the "No-Kills" sticker on all levels


Watch video if you have any troubles with these achievements. Levels 4-6 can be tricky to beat in time.

Good luck with cleaning a mess, coworkers!

[minioncraft101]

I knapped a coworker (they showed a "!" above their head) and still got the "Silent Night" achievement.

[Mari_Mayu]

you can get the your "Your the Janitor Now" and "Knapper on the Lose" achievements in level 1, and its easy that way, but you can do it the normal way if you like

[eco-unfriendly]

nice!

[zobu]

Very well organized guide. I was thinking of making a 100% guide but now I don't have to. Stellar job!