How to praise Lebonbon

An accurate guide on how to praise the G.O.A.T Lebonbon

The Lebonbon Legacy

Lebonbon is love, Lebonbon is life. And so he was, the man, the myth, the legend was bron. His mother, mother Maria cherished, him, for he was, and has been, the lord in form. Lebonbon was born.

On July 28, 1914, Lebonbon let rip from his strap of holy dynamite, cause he is da bomb, a shot, heard around the world. When his opp done fell, so did hellfire upon the world. Little did Lebonbon know, a rival would soon sprout from the bloodshed. His name, was Larry Bird the 14th. Lebonbon in his righteous mind, and power, did not believe such heresy could exist without his consent. So he set forth to kill Larry Bird, and set the universe right again.

Lebonbon knew this heathen shall only bring destruction upon all courts. If he were to fail, no one would ball again. So he set out, to destroy this troglodyte. For one thousand, and one nights, Lebonbon travelled. Raising destruction upon who opposed him. Bringing sunshine and wealth upon those who praised, and loved him.

On the one thousandth and second night, Lebonbon had tracked the exact location of Larry Bird. And on the 7th day, Lebonbon Broke into Larry Bird's fortress of pure evil. Once he entered upon this terrible fortress of pure evil, Lebron was shocked. Not only did his rival Larry Bird stand confidently before him, but so did his evil twin. LeEvil.



ENRAGED Lebonbon let rip upon them with the legendary gap of holy dynamite, Grashinmir from which Larry Bird dove out of the way with the speed of light. Then LeEvil hit back with that "I'mma scare da hoes" look, Lebonbon was shooketh, and so he drew from his hip, the legendary strap of ultra divine power. From which one shot rang, piercing Larry Bird's Lumbar rendering him motionless, unable to ever ball again. LeEvil cackled, amused by Larry Bird's suffering. LeEvil then drew his sword, the Throngler. Lebonbon then also drew his Ultimate Divine Planet Splitter of Epic Nuclear Atom Decimating Power. And so they fought, epicly.


After 7 years, the battle had ended. Lebonbon had severed LeEvil's head from his shoulder's, and drank the blood of the heretic. He had liberated the universe of all evil. And thus, the world, and all of creation celebrated. They gave him gifts of sunflowers, power, wealth, and blood. Lebonbon, pleased with this gifts, then declared that every day you must praise him in his glory, his handsomness, and his skills.

Praising The Lord

Lebonbon is love, Lebonbon is life

To truly praise such a glorious being, one must either pray to him, on their officially assigned prayer mat, or they must first fill a bowl with

• pigeon blood,
  
• an official Air Jordan's,
  
• your first born child, (If you do not have a child, then your DNA will suffice)
  
• A human bone, skull is preferable
  
• Water, straight from the cup of a starving African child
  
• Bull testicles

Once one has all ingredients, they can then begin the cooking process:
First set a pot filled with every ingredient on the stove, set the stove to medium-high, to boil the pigeon blood. Once the blood has started boiling, stir the mixture with a comically large spoon, that can barely fit the pot. While chanting "Lebonbon is life, Lebonbon is life".

Once it has become the goo of eternal fervour, one must take the goo, and lather it all over your skin. When one is thoroughly coated in the goo, they must get on their knees, and pray to their officially signed Lebonbon shrine.

Eternal Happiness

You make me happy

Now you have done it, you have praised the eternal ever powerful lord, Lebonbon. You may now cry, in happiness, and forgiveness.

To also make your life better, your sex drive higher, and to achieve all your goals in life, you must listen to this daily.

[Scientist13]

Our lord and savior brought you here, so you can be bathed within his glory and born anew

[PJ]

i cannot remember how i found this at all

[bug boy]

God is good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bug boy]

Lebonbon is love, Lebonbon is life!!

[Scientist13]

There is no need for help, for you have already achieved salvation my pupil.

[Big Jacket Smith]

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