How to touch grass (joke guide)

Do this when told to touch grass

Setup

Go to [STORE], and get the cutest stuffed Rowlet available (or any other grass type pokemon, I suppose) Wait for it to arrive, and then put it on your desk [GAMING STATION SUPPORT PILLAR]. You are now ready to do this important action of grass-touching.

You have now setup your grass touch.

When you next get asked to touch grass,

Pat Rowlet on the head.

[Neddie]

This is a stupid parody of the joke guides you'll find all throughout the internet. I apologize if the deviation from my normal verbosity and high quality stuff is upsetting.

[Neddie]

Not years, either months or millennia (I'll let you decide what you think regarding that)

[Neddie]

Sorry if I sound like I'm 8 with this guide, that's because I was when I made it (I'm 9 now)

[Neddie]

This guide was made on the steam deck with a fever. No effort went into the making of this guide.

[Neddie]

ShawnieTwoZero I was gonna say don't promote your "guide" in the comments of my "guide' but that's one of the funniest things I've ever seen

[ShawnieTwoZero]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3261426373

[SpecCustom]

this is funny

[The Banana Bandit]

every like this guide gets, one rowlet is given an owner

[The Dark Emperor]

I agree with this