Failure simulator

Failure simulator

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Every Dialogue Option
By Dark "Gene" Alex
As you probably know or not there are actual dialogue options and you most likely have seen the first one with four options and you clicked on expecting something but nothing happens for the rest of the game. Well let me tell you there are dialogue options beyond that and this is for people who dont want to keep spamming click or just found some random guide here so now let me explain....
   
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Explanation
This game is made with RenPY, a type of rpg story maker engine so that is one of the reasons why dialogue options appear and some commands that were not meant to be opened but we will get to that later on in this guide.

This so called "game" doesn't have much lore as it's just a desktop and few dialogue that dont affect the gameplay since it just loops, also what'd ya expect when ya bought this? Not even a Task Bar!

First Dialogue Options
Now the First piece of Dialogue you will encounter after clicking a few times, seemingly bored out of your mind in the first 30 seconds, are text and options that follows below and screenshots


(First speaking lines of your character)
"hmm"
"What shall i do..."

  • Play a game
  • Watch some p*rn
  • Watch some youtube sh!t
  • Keep looking at the screen while doing nothing

All but one Options will result in the character saying "too tired to do that"
The very last one, Keep looking at the screen while doing nothing, will make the character say
"i guess i can do that"

Very rivetting huh?
BUT!
Choosing any other option than Keep looking at the screen while doing nothing will result in an additional prompt that pops out later with do nothing and is exactly what it says letting the character say
"i guess i can do that" since you always ponder if you should do it right?
Second Dialogue Options
Now these are dialogue you probably never seen as they only come out after a tremendous amount of clicking on the screen after all the "..." lines and blanks (i used mouse keys to get to this point, which are mouse clicks for the numpad)

Following options from above are:
  • Cry
  • Cry louder
  • Ge out of computer (actually Ge not Get)
  • Get out of computer and cry

All options don't lead to any secret image,video or text just another extraodinary "..." followed by one more dot being added each click and disappearing after a couple clicks. (well atleast for one of the options)

However clicking more will have the character say "Then do what" followed by "Look at the ceiling and do nothing", "Look at the ceiling and do nothing?" and "How ridiculous" before going back to silence and dots and actually loops at some point with no other difference (atleast afaict)
BONUS: RenPY Commands
These aren't anything special as every Renpy game with the same version has this but i'm gonna stick them here for the curious ones.

Commands:
Too lazy to write them all so have the screenshot of the commands instead :P
F1 opens them
Although "A" opens up an accessibility menu of sorts that does not appear in the list
Thanks for reading
Thank for reading this guide on all dialogue options that is in the game, let me know if i missed any as i'm not the attentive type