Doors:Paradox - I totally trust the cat! (text guide) *wip*

Got this game for free on epic
and then found out that there is only video walk through!

that is just not acceptable!

looks like the little white mage is gonna have to make a new guide!
-poke me somewhere if you need more clarification

DISCLAIMER - and plans

Knock knock
who's there?
Ari making a walkthrough
Ari making a walkthrough for who
Ari making a walkthrough for YOU

yeah, that is cheesy, but I'm proud of it :D



uh huh, sure! i trust you chaos cat, i really do... mhmm
this has "starter villian" by John Scalzi vibes.

I just got this game, the week of Feb 1st 2024 it's free on epic.
They don't have achievements over there, but its a way to get the game to play for free.
but buy it here because then you encourage them to make more games!

I plan to make this as I play it!

I have other things going on in my life, so you are likely to get a handful of levels thrown up and then nothing for a while. Want me to focus on the game? throw pennies at me , and outside of school work, i'll make this a bigger priority. (Learning Japanese and ASL comes before playing games, not sorry)

But for various reasons, I don't like video walk troughs, even if the person is very nice and has each level timestamped.

I will put hints to how to solve ( prob with snark) and then, maybe, the actual solution behind a spoiler.

i also plan on sharing all the gem and note locations, behind a Spoiler text

Let me just give you some really basic hints that should work for the whole game (i'm not done beating it, so i'm not 100% sure but so far)

try to move EVERYTHING! a tool will go away once you don't need it any more. if you still have the tool, try to figure out where else it can go. - sometimes the tool will need to be picked back up to use it again.

also, just because you put the doodad on the whatchamacallit it, doesn't mean you are done interacting with it. If something doesn't automatically happen, try moving the doodad yourself!

The game seems to sometimes let you revisit areas that you are done with. but if it doesn't let you revisit the area you have gotten everything.

as of right now i'm not sure if there is really a point to collecting all the gems and scrolls. Its just loot, I like loot :D you can replay the levels if you missed these items.

and just so you know, the sections names are broken down like this:
[door name] door #: [me being snarky about the level]

There ARE achivements, and if i notice them, I will tell you!



... oh yeah, nothing could go possibly wrong with a statue of this little one around

... when i need help with a level i have gone to this guide for help.
but its a video guide, while each level is time stamped, you might have to wait for them to get to what you need. and its the WHOLE game in one video.

First Steps - Door 1 - let me show you the first achviement

CLICK THE FLOWER POT

The game is going to offer to hold your hand. But they are really nice and you can tell them to shut up i mean, turn off the tutorial. Dont worry, if you need a hint to what they recommend you trying to figure out next, there is absolutely a show hint when you click the thing in the bottom right corner. However, once you are in the puzzle they think you should work on, they dont show a further hint, but you can skip the puzzle!
....
if you are here, you prob dont want to skip the puzzle

MOVING ON

*mental note, do not click away from webpage without saving or you will lose everything you written sigh*

Spin the flowpot, pull the string
... why are we starting the game by knocking something off the door, how catty...
open the mail box and grab what's inside!
spin the map around and interact with more stuff!



I found all of these puzzles pretty straight forward!

who wants to know where gems and the scroll is???
is it you?

it is you, okay, here you go!

the mailbox holds a scroll!


hmm, what is that red glowy thing there?


oh another glowy thing in this picture!


and a cat is waiting for us to open the door, do they want in or out? or maybe for you to blindly follow them.

sure, lets do that, nothing bad has ever happened from following a cat right????
also, you get the achviement just for finishing the level, good job!

Fairy Tale : Door 2 - you are on your own!

Okay, you're not COMPLETELY on your own, but its not trying to hold your hand anymore, or maybe that is just because I told it to shut up.... but you have me, that's good enough right? right... yeah sure...

how, quaint, am I right?
in case it isn't obvious, the doors on the side WANT to be opened, you have to unlatch them, then they pop up to give you more doors so you can open stuff!

this level i also found pretty easy! really the biggest annoyance was figuring out the gear and the bird cage as well as the crowbar on the box. Maybe move a rug off a box???


who wants help finding the extra's? is it you?
it is you! Okay


we have a scroll under a book!


there is something in the hub of this wheel!


glowy thing behind a door!



and onward!

Ancient Ruins - Door 3: yet another thing to prove you can trust this game!

in a time so very far away

so first things first, i see a sledgehammer... but no watermelon, boo.... at least i get to break stuff! and OOOO a bucket, do we get to kick it? no? sigh fine.... saying all that, see if you can figure out how to fetch a pail of water, apparently you are at the top of a hill

now spin me right round baby right round... i mean the map, totally mean to tell you to spin the map.

okay, if you haven't read an of my other guides, I'm a weirdo, and insert random stuff to amuse myself. I'm annoyed there isn't a text only guide, so i'm going to make this, that being said, I'm gonna do it however I feel like...

as long as you get the info, does it matter?



See this picture? look really close at the area behind the thing with the buckets.... hmm, that looks like stuff on the buckets... maybe line them up with water?

okay, so the thing on top of the door is a clue on how to solve the lock.. basically match the inside colors, who cares about the outside ones!




now who would like help getting the extras?


that scroll is hard to see, i know

but its gone in this picture, so maybe that will help you find it

SHINY


follow through the door and wait to long to take a screenshot!

Summer Sunset - Door 4: so pretty, if you like purple

Okay, I like the colors... id rather the sky be purple then the bright nonsense i have when I go outside and see the eldritch thing in the sky x.x

ooo another bucket, that is just gonna taunt us!.... FINE, be that way!
grab the wood, find the matches and a number, and spin around to the back!
split the wood, grab the number one and LIGHT THINGS ON FIRE!!! :D
when you spin things back around there is a slide game, put those pieces next to their likeness and you get a clue on how to solve the door!

who wants hints where to find extra stuff?


both shiny and scroll are in this picture

can you see the red thing? where is the red thing?



if you look closely in this picture you can see spoilers!

Gears & Engines - Door 5: of the most basic kind

this does have gears and an engine, a really nice simple one. I hope it gets more complex down the road.

so grab the wheel on the floor and click the mailbox. If you can't tell, the colors don't quite match the outside... click around and fix that maybe?
spin it around and OMG wHYYYYY would you jam the door like that
fix it I BEG YOU



but the machine needs lightbulbs, and there is instructions on the ground, you need something, maybe you can find after the door is fixed.

there is a box you haven't been able to open until after the machine works, and put them indoor and simply turn :D

now, who wants help finding extras?



the scroll behind the wheel


shiny is in the box


and the red one isn't really hiding at all

the exit is

Camera Obscura Door 6: ready, set, achievement

OOOOO another bucket! lets kick I mean grab it! there is something about cleaning the drain for a thingie you need! pick up everything you can! the hint is on top of the door
once you fix the camera you get an achiviment for turning it on, good job! but did you open the screen?
there this spinnie thing... here have a spoiler



but once you move the camera, and look above the door you SHOULD be able to figure it out right? RIGHT? okay, have another spoiler




now, who wants hints about where the extras are? is it you?


behind that stack of gears, i see something

under the camera!

behind the bottom canister thing!

Yayy, now lets go pet a kitty! wait! come back! I just want to pet you!

Negative Charge Door 7: under pressure

okay, so one of my biggest (and dumbest) phobias is things under pressure. I get this is a game, I get that it cant hurt me.... it still made me squirm

.... i remember in the navy someone tried to make me run to every shop and ask for a bucket of steam... FYI, you cant have a bucket of steam x.x please spin the stupid wheel and make it stop.

oh, look doodads you need grab them.

spin the map, spin the map, SPIN THE MAP.... yes, i am amusing myself again.... you can choose not to read this

please put the handle thing and *shudder* make it even more under pressure so pop can go the weasel, you need that whatchamacallit too

the door has something aout letters and numbers and there is a pipe game... I'll give you a spoiler in case you struggle with it



maybe shove a screw in the area with the steam coming out?

oh man, that does a thing and then you spin go look at a door and put some doodad and goo wheee spin spin spin.....

now who wants to know where the extra stuff is?


shiny behind the steam bucket

red and scroll are hiding here!
do you see them?
and now to run away crying!

Deep Distress Door 8: the reason I started this guide

I felt so dumb once I saw how to solve the puzzle... that being said, it did show me that there isn't a text only guide for this game and that isn't acceptable, so a purchase and started over. Here we are, right now 5 levels at a time cause I do have other things I have to do...

grab all the things, use all the things!

while i found a lot of this stuff easy, watching the video I thought maybe I should give you a spoiler to the mr crab looking one and explain how to solve it.



okay, tell the clicky thing to look at the left eye and then add pressure, now tell the clickie thing to point to the right eye and hit the switch places



this one is the reason why i am here


... just spin until the red bars go up and it opens... i was only turning just one cycle

but once you use the rag on the ... periscope? the look in while your under water and it shows you above water thingie... if you have done everything you are gonna see three pictures that you can use on the door to release the kracken i mean open the door...

now who wants to know where the extras are? is it you?



a blue thing!

i like red

how did i almost miss the VERY OBVIOUS scroll x.x

now we open the door

.... um...

its only viewable from one side?

Golden Gate Door 9: tea light

I guess you took a sub to Asia? okay! so pretty.

click everything and go YOINK! then find where they all go!

there was one puzzle that really gave me pause

it took me a minute to a remember it was there x.x and b, to actually solve it.



once you solve the ball puzzles behind the rock, youc an figure out the code to the door

maybe that is enough of a hint!

but who wants to know where the extras are? Is it you?


look a blue thing!

and tehre is the red one!
oh, i already showed you the scroll one! opps, go look for an open mouth, its in that picture

Red Lantern Door 10: actually had to think!

OOO, still in Asia, YAY. also, I actually had to think about some of this stuff, which is AWESOME

simply clicking around isn't quite going to do the trick, there is a lantern you have to spin to get a thing you need.


it has THIS game and omg... it took me a few times to remember how to do this simple jumping games trick
here are some hints






yeah... but once you figure that getting something like
should be easy to do

now before I show you the way out, who wants to know where the extras are? is it you?


the blue thing and scroll like to pair up a lot huh?

look a red thing!

and now is time to chase a kitty through the shaking walkway to a door we cant seem to get to

Asian Fall Door 11: growing a tree is an achievement

This level... this level was a bit frustrating. If you have never used a hand pump before to get water you need to do it as fast as you can, I promise, it does fill stuff up.



see?

also, have a hint to the puzzle, the open area is one block off x.x




the thing you really really need to solve the level is in the attic! one side gets you the item, the other side lets you use the item.

When the tree gets tall, you get the achievement!

now who wants to know where the extras are? is it you?


the attic has both a scroll and a shiny!

can you spot the red thing? compare it to an earlier picture if you need help!


here kitty kitty kitty

The Balance Door 12: make me a match!

Balance is nice! so the yin yang is actually a matching game, go play! both sides! it opens doors to where they hid the tea set that you need to find the hammer to hit the gong, to get the key that hopefully you made an opening for :D but first you need a sword, wait, who in their right mind is gonna trust you with a sharp pointy thing, what are you, a grain of salt?

Now who wants hints about where to find extras? is it you?


under a pillow

next to a plant

next to a sword


Kitty, i just want to pet your soft fluffy fur!

Royal Observatory Door 13: what a bright achievement

I guess they thought you did good enough with the last sharp owie, they give you 4 more. I'm still not sure that this was the best move but okay.

yeah so, hickory dickory doc... the lens comes off the clock, the door opens too, for something new, hickory dickory doc

so spin the door around and play with the alter, then maybe go put a lens on a thing and sticks in holes... but you have to figure out just how deep is okay....



when you get it in just right and line up everything you get an achievement. Give me credit here, i could have made this sound a lot more perverted.

now who wants help finding the extras? is it you?


something blue

something shiny too

look, paper!


i'm following the kitty, the kitty, the kitty,
i'm following the kitty, not knowing where we go

Velvet Burden Door 14: mistaken flags

other than grabing the diamonds, I wasn't quite sure what to do with this level for a little bit. To be fair, my sugar gliders were doing a good job of demanding my attention while i tried to do this level...

Dont bother mucking with the torches, they are fixed in place, but those flags do come down... the lock on the door doesn't want to be played with right now... fine fine...

once you put the diamonds away you get a thing but here does that go? an purfume? what am i going to do with that? its not like lipstick on the mirror is it?

maybe put a thing on the roof? and then a code? but the flags are wrong?! why wasn't there a quality check???? when i make stuff I make sure its right before sending to client!




but hey, no you can move stuff around on the door!

who wants help finding the extras? is it you?


if you missed this grabbing the diamonds, kudos

you have to grab the purfume first, or at least i did.
and can you see the scroll hidden there?

King's Tower Door 15: timed test times two

while the puzzles seem really straight forward, two of them are timed. you spin the hour glass and then have only so long to figure out the order to press sticks to unlock it. one of them is just two presses, the other i dont know. I'm not the biggest fan of timed puzzles, so i was more worried about solving it than trying to remember. several tries later and i got it!

btw, i'm more for giving you hints, not outright solving...

those hour glass test tell you what time you want the clock over the bridge to be. and yes... you DO have to cut the strings on the Snarfblatt to get the key to the chest

now who wants to know where the extras are? is it you?


right there on the table, nice and obvious, the scroll not as obvoius

Behind gray eyes, i mean the hour glass


kitty

The Guardian Door 16: ready aim achievement!

Don't be like me and need help to realize maybe you should put the keys in the fire. Because how stupid is it to realize maybe the key needs to be warm to melt the thing to make the doodad? sights dramatically fool around a bit and when you need to move the hex's, make a note that it will turn only a FULL hex. I hope that helps! (aka you can center around the ones on the outside) gee, who ever hid stuff in the chairs did a really bad job at hiding the seam huh? you need the cannonball to get the achievement... and open a door

now who wants hints on where the extras are? is it you?


under the keys hides a shiny!

yeah, don't know why I'd think to rip open a chair

look, someone dropped a scroll on the ground!


kitty!

Egyptian Tomb Door 17: digging for achievements

This is another one that i felt really dumb for taking so long to figure out. Just as a heads up, don't bother rubbing the lamp, its only full of oil, that maybe you should pour in the bowl on the top of the door and use the sparker. cause you need to light up the backside. to show the dials inside the doodad. The pieces on the ground are the order! which gives you a screw to tell Isis to lift her wings, but she wont keep them up

so I dont know if my hint will be the same as yours BUT



have a hint for the next puzzle too.

the dots under the wings match up with in front of the door. Make sure they are all up before starting the pattern, something WILL happen when you get it right, promise.

finding all the extras in this level is super easy,
so easy, i just need ONE picture

look next to the striker, lamp, and torch. I think this might be the easiest yet. none of them are hidden

Wise Man's House Door 18: but is he really?

I mean, what kind of wise man is willing to put up with someone who is willing to do anything for greed?

if you move the blankets, there is the door code, go figure, it doesn't work. Spin the door around and it tells you to swap the first and third code.

go ahead, run and do that right now, then pull the lever, and then.... um, what goes in the top part?

this is why i wait to go to the door until i think i have done everything.

did you see the pillows on the couch? throw them away, a thing you need is there! figure out where that goes and get a key (that you are gonna have to use twice! Let me post a picture and explain how!



The dots are what is holding the yellow pieces on to the board and they don't want to cross another dot, so you have to move pieces around so the yellow covers the grey, then flip the switch, steal the key and do it on the other side. which will let you finally get the thing you need to open the door.

now, who wants help finding the extras?




take the jug by the door.

this "wise man" didn't hide the stuff very wisely.

Arabic Market Door 19: throw the goods on the ground

I feel so bad for this little shop owner! granted, deciding to hide the answer to his lock under the floor was a bit silly, he's gonna have a bad day once he comes to work. but who hides a knife under a bushel of apples, or a key in a bag of grain.

You know, i think this is the first time this game hasn't put obvious repair threads so you know to cut something, however, the top is a bit over done and its the only place you can use the knife.

so open the cage and put the thing on the box and find a crowbar. The plates have dots to tell you which one to use where..

Now, who wants to know where the extras are?


forgot which food was here, but throw it on the ground!

right there with the weight

right in plain sight!


maybe i should spoiler the door since it has the answer, but I'm not sure that it's not randomized between accounts

Indian Throne Door 20: tops off to you

go read the title, no seriously, its a HUGE hint. because that is where you find the pieces to unlock the door. on the back side is where you find the thing to trigger the beam.

who wants help finding the extras? is it you?


little red thing?

and these two together again!

...


and now you are officially done with chapter 1... have you been getting all the gems? there is two more levels you can do if so!

Follow The Light Door 21: achieving sunrise

Both this and Embrace Darkness unlock if you have 20 gems... maybe you need 20 blue ones to open, I don't know, I've just been getting all the things.

but really, the puzzle here are easy in concept and annoying as HECK to actually do. have a look at basically the answer, or one block away from the answer



this will help you set stuff up for the harp that will show you a shape because you are going to need to spin a wheel to spin a stone to make the shape in the air. There is TWO things to move to make the shape, the obvious thing that will help you have so many "hoops/points" and then moving the other part helps you go from hoops to sharp angles.... once you get it right spin spin as fast you can, you'll never catch me.... wait, no it will make the shape you are looking for and crumble letting you go through the door.

did you miss the scroll?


its right by this needed thing



follow the kitty to watch the sunrise

Embrace Darkness Door 22: achieving sunset

Is that the door to Hotel California? i heard its such a lovely place. Oh, its not, okay... well...

this has a kind of game, I should have gotten screenshots for but really, use the arrows around the grid to move the color balls so they match, and then line up the box thing



I dont think that is to much of a spoiler....but I want to point at the thing under, you need to look at the colors and shapes, cause the book on the other side... will give you the key to solving it.

FOR ME

1 is two to side, 2 is 4, 3 is 6, 4 is 1 top, 5 is 3 even, 6 is 2 side, 7 is 2 up and down, 8 is 2 side to side

1 is teal, 2 is blue, 3 is brow, 4 is green, 5 is pink 6 is red, 7 purple, 8 is orange

maybe I should play this again, because while i found the keys to the drawers stupid easy, i don't remember where, I'm so tired right now, but so close to being done. You can see the scroll in the intro picture, its on the book!



but once you push all the right buttons the door opens,
and you can follow the kitty to watch the sun set

Achieving completion for doing all things for chapter one.

Really, I just want to put a burp about the achievements you get if you do all the levels. since 21 and 21 can be played out of order, I didn't want to put this with either of them.

Now give yourself a pat on the back because on 62% of people bother getting this, prob because only 63% want to go on the dark side.
as of 5 feb 2024

The Passage -- Door 1: That's your horoscope for today

Okay next chapter!



Ooo the ♥♥♥♥ Lisa straight off the bat! Lets tear her out of her frame! Not my idea! Blame the devs, they hid the clue there!
You know the drill, click, tear, open, turn, interact do the things. "pinning" the man doll to the door made me think of Virgo's but its the back of a chest instead of the head, so maybe the doll was a Gemini?

Anyways, who wants to know where the extra's are? is it you?

The scroll is in the first picture, look at the end table, after you yeet the quill. thank you steam for not believing that yeet is a word, I'm gonna still use it anyway

I wanted coffee not a red thingie. The babies woke me up at 4 this morning and demanded zoomies! yes I realize they are only 6 inches big, but they are the equalivant of toddlers and sometimes you just suffer to make your life easier.

ooo a d20! wait, a blue thing, even better!

Music Mystery Door 2: make joke later

Oh, look a matching game to get the dial for the music box!
open all the things, pick stuff up off the ground, make pipes and doodads match, then make the pretty dancer go to the middle of the box.

if you need more help, bug me somewhere!

now, who wants help finding the extras? is it you?


check it out! two stones one picture! that's rare!

poor scroll, so lonesome!

now lets go follow the kitty!

The eye of Time Door 3: hi Chance

This is why i try to write the guide as soon as I'm done playing instead of napping, excuse me I have to go play the level again.

this one is pretty simple, put the wheel and cog in the clock, play whack a mole 17 hours a day put the flower on the thing, turn the doodad, watch time go backwards...

now who wants help finding the extras, is it you?



in the cubbies on either side.

what i never said i was going to bein consistent making this...

now here kitty kitty kitty

Ocean Odyssey Door 4: Release the achievement

so grab everything and then load the stuff in the back and free the ship by lining up and shooting the monster.

i really love how its mechanical stuff looks like it should work

now who wants help finding the extras? is it you?



find it under a aiming thing, and with a shell

kittttttty wants pets!

**Steam Machine Door 5: I'm screwed

basically you need some of the coal to put in the hole to pull the lever and then you need the screw and the drive shaft which are hinging in tubs... oh and dont forget to use the hammer! maybe the 31 can help!

now, who wants help finding the extras?




now for the door... that i swear I forgot and will add later!

**Power Surge Door 6: shocking achievement

so this has a puzzle where you need to move stuff to the other side and line it up and match shadows, take your time, its pretty horrible
then the oscillator make the lightning... and put the tesseract in the hole, make sure all the stuff is lines up and let stuff get zapped
and touching the metal door wont hurt you... even though it should

now who wants help finding the extras?


by the guns! LOOK

now come here kitty and the screenshot that i forgot to take

SCROLLS and possible *spoilers*

This is where i'm gonna drop all the scrolls,
they do the lore, and should tell an interesting story!
I haven't beaten the game, so i'm not sure!

CHAPTER ONE

CHAPTER TWO

CHAPTER THREE

coming soon eventually

Chapter 1 Scrolls typed but with snark

oh man, just finishing chapter 1 and the scrolling on scrolls feels like it never ends,
how am i gonna feel when its done?

How about I type the scrolls out.
By completed Chapter, not episodes
and mind the snark

Chapter 1

Dear me, you've been in a bad accident...
Please follow me... like i have a choice?
I am a messenger of Chaos, and I mean you no harm. I'm to believe a cat who can write?
You were once little and carefree, full of unlimited potential. until...
Your problems came with the sunset of your childhood. pretty description, but define better please
But as you grew older, things started changing... the only thing that stays the same is everything changes
Engineering school was the wedge that separated you from your friends. yeah, i bet
You turned into a shadow of your former self, blind to the beauty in the world. oh, so a model citizen of our great nation?
The boating incident was just a brief wake up call. Near life experiences will do that to someone.
Later, your trip to the east filled you with inspiration. Have you been to Asia?
For a while there, you were getting control over your life once again. key word being a while
Knowledge and wisdom filled your soul. My soul thirst for knowledge and wisdom would empty the giants horn.
But you've always found it hard to find the balance in your life. I'm standing on a needle point with an uneven load
And as you grew older, you started reaping what you'd sewn. hello karma my old friend
Drowned in complacence, you forgot about your inner child. so I'm a GOOD model citizen of our great nation
You are the king of your own castle, but the castle is empty! did the actors go on strike?
When your father called, you were busy, and now its too late! okay. this one hurts.
After that, nothing could stop your search for wealth. because money is gonna bring him back?
Greed consumed you, and destroyed the future you were trying to build. you keep sounding like being a model citizen is bad
You wanted to fill the void inside, but it was never enough... I said my soul was like the drinking horn
It's time to make a choice. Will you give up, or continue on your endless search? Never give up, never surrender!
----

I see you've chosen a new brighter path. But what's been done can never be undone... but maybe I can make repairs?

----

May you find what it is that you are seeking in the darkness. But be prepared to pay the price. Hello darkness my old friend.

Level names I haven't beaten yet (because I'm bad at remembering them)

CHAPTER 2 ORIGINS

Level 7 Assemble Escape
Level 8 Toxic Tales
Level 9 Murder Motel
Level 10 Get Rich Quick
Level 11 Telephone Thriller
Level 12 Gateway Garage
Level 13 Arrow & Sword
Level 14 Valley of Kings
Level 15 Crystal Fortress
Level 16 Frozen Fate
Level 17 A New Hope
Level 18 Fade Into Oblivion

CHAPTER 3 PARADOX
Level 1 The Lighthouse
Level 2 Turtle Island
Level 3 Fishing Cabin
Level 4 Pirate Bay
Level 5 Express Mail
Level 6 Storm Machine
Level 7 Sky Fortress
Level 8 Air Clash
Level 9 Neon Racer
Level 10 Food Fight
Level 11 Big Beats
Level 12 Cyber Criminals
Level 13 Vampire Diaries
Level 14 Infernal Fire
Level 15 Sanatorium
Level 16 Scary Spiders
Level 17 Beyond Chaos
Level 18 Absolute Order

so long and thanks for all the fish i mean fun

end of the guide! yay!

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[ariethninja]

hahaha, you are calling me a kid, that is adorable.

I am an adult, and have just decided that I dont have to change to fit into what people like as normal

i didn't realize that this walk through doesn't have the disclaimer that i write this for myself and my entertainment like my others do. it has the stupidly cheesy knock knock joke, however, considering the game, yeah, it fits.

and i **know** snark is obnoxious! but my writing style is how i mage to finish writing stuff, and a surprising amount of people actually like it, so i leave it it.

i dont write for the whole world to enjoy, i write for a special group of people who get it

if that is not you, by all means, in the future, skip my guides :D

i honestly dont care, i am not going to change my writing style, not even for all the pennies in the world!

its not worth it

[Best Shark]

"Ari making a walkthrough for who
Ari making a walkthrough for YOU"

You were saying? Don't worry about it, we were all cringe af when we were kids, and thought 'snark' was the height of intellect instead of just obnoxious.

[ariethninja]

lol, if you think i'm reaching for these bad jokes, i'm not.

this is actually how i think sometimes!

my "guides" aren't for everybody, if you dont like it, sorry, i'm not sorry, i'm sure there is "better written" guides out there for you to appricate!

[Best Shark]

Most annoyingly written 'guide' I've ever read. Reminds me of something I'd write when I was 14 and trying too hard to be funny.

[gothicwigga]

brain damage

[Azura Faye]

Hey! Great job with the guide! Thanks a bunch

[Muffelaar]

Thank you, it helped a lot!

[Dorothinquisition!]

Thanks man, your guide was really helpful!

[ariethninja]

Well, yes, this is MY writing style for guides, and its first to entertain and help me, then to help others.

Some people actually find my guides helpful, if that's not you, sorry, not sorry.

[heidi]

Way too many digressions and random interjections to be a helpful guide.