how to get your 2d stardew pixel girlfriend

step by step guide

how to get your favorite cute 2d pixel gf

1. memorize their schedule and gifts they like
2. wait for them at their front door to wake up to give gifts
3. look for them around town every day to talk to them
4. barge into their rooms to watch them sleep
5. defeat evil monsters in the mines to get their presents
6. the monsters are all in your head
7. get a restraining order filed on you
8. realize you're no longer playing stardew
9. wake up in your mental asylum room

[seafoamgreengirl]

ummmm... okay lol ( me expecting an actual guide no offence)

[Sakura]

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[jamiepk2018]

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[Azrael]

This explains a lot.

[IRLkingjulien]

dose this work for the men?

[Kazpe]

their all dead

[GabrielMestre580]

Nice guide, i'm already at step 8. it's working really well

[GreenOktober]

Nah. Real steps are:

1. Touch grass
2. Stop playing League
3. Find a healthy hobby

or the 1 step alternative
1. Befriend the funny lil goober in the Sewers

[aardyank]

I finished steps 1 through 8, why are there people at my dorhfnbedfgb yhydredyhgb fni

[HyperGiraffeX]

real