fake peppino's estimated sausage size

So as we all know, there is no canonical height of Pizza Tower characters (at least I couldn’t find them anywhere). Everything I write here may be nonsense. Don’t take it seriously. However, I have found a way to calculate it somehow.

Peppino is the stereotype of an Italian (his first and last name alone indicate this) so I thought he might also have the height of a statistical Italian. The average height of Italians (men) is 175 cm (5ft 8). Assuming that this is Peppino’s height, I calculated how much other characters might be tall and the spread are below. (All results are not 100% accurate. I increased their height taking into account that each character humps + I may have missed something in the calculations).

fake pep's size:

According to a height calculator and CalcSD, being 7’ tall has the same Z-score as having a 9.05” d!ck with the global average or having a 9.6” d!ck with western average.

[danielproUwU1]

the entire arena is just fake peppino's big snake

[danielproUwU1]

or could it be the entire arena

[Todd McNaab]

by that logic, when fake peppino melts his schlong could be about the entire size of the battle arena. just below the floor

[danielproUwU1]

also forgot to note,vigilante kinda changes shape when hes going to the other side of the boss room so thats why i think he has an infinite incher

[nailedrailings]

i think i should kill you because your right

[danielproUwU1]

and just like fake peppino,vigi can make himself a coin slot

[danielproUwU1]

and if you look at some images from a certain site,vigi can have more than one of them at the same time

[danielproUwU1]

i dont think he carries an 8 incher,like i said before fake peppino can shape shift ans vigi is made of cheese so to answer your question,no he doesnt have an 8 incher,he has an infinite incher and he can shoot himself with his infinite cheese bullets to make his pp bigger

[nailedrailings]

does vigi carry a 8 incher then

[MichaHil]

>z-score
I take it you were in Data Management?