A Guide To Doing... Nothing

The all inclusive guide on how to do absolutely nothing!

Introduction

Even if you are a complete beginner, you will be doing nothing like a pro after following this very simple guide. With just a few steps nothing will be in the grasp of your clammy little hands!

The Steps

All you have to do are the following:

• Own a keyboard
  
• Download the game Nothing on steam
  
• Launch the game for the first time
  
• Press any key, and start doing nothing

Now this last step is the hardest part. Which key do you press? space? enter? left-click? there are so many to choose from! Do not be afraid, simply press your favorite key!

What To Do If You Do Not Have a Favorite Key

In the rare scenario that you do not have a favorite key and therefore can not begin doing nothing, THERE IS A SOLUTION!!! Simply close your eyes, hold your hand over the keyboard, and slowly move it down until you press a random key. Either hand will work for this, left or right, it does not matter!

What To Do If You Can Not Pick Which Hand To Use

In the extremely rare scenario that you are not able to decide between your left or right hand, THERE IS STILL A SOLUTION!!!!! Simply fold your hands together by interlocking your fingers. Then repeat the steps from the previous section.

Simply close your eyes, hold your hand hands over the keyboard, and slowly move it down until you press a random key.

What To Do If You Are Unable To Use Your Hands

If for any reason you can not use your hands to press the keyboard and thus can not start to do nothing THERE IS STILL A SOLUTION!!!!!111!11!!!!!!1!1!1! Simply use your face! and repeat the previous steps!

Simply close your eyes, hold your hand hands face over the keyboard, and slowly move it down until you press a random key.

What To Do If You Are Physically Unable To Move

In the highly unlikely scenario that you are, for whatever reason, unable to physically touch the keyboard THERE IS STILL... A SOLUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All you have to do in this situation is use telekinesis to move any nearby object with your mind. Move the object in the air and drop it on the keyboard.

Simply close your eyes, hold your hand hands face use telekinesis to move an object over the keyboard, and slowly move it down until you drop it to press a random key.

What To Do If You Are Deceased

If you or a loved one happen to be deceased, it may seem that you are unable to do nothing... BUT YOU WOULD BE WRONG!!!!!!! THERE IS MOST DEFINITELY A SOLUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All you have to do is have it written in your will that somebody must drop your deceased corpse on the keyboard!

Simply close your eyes, hold your hand hands face use telekinesis to move an object have somebody drop your deceased corpse over the keyboard, and slowly move it down until you drop it to press a random key.

Conclusion

After completing this guide you should be a nothing PROFESSIONAL! Now go and do nothing, do nothing and be happy, be happy doing nothing, nothing makes you happy, you are unhappy, do nothing.

[VIVIX]

Instructions are wrong! Pressed esc and the game closed.


Please update

[a chicken nugget 47]

instructions unclear burnt the water

[Culleniscool5]

instructions unclear did nothing when i burned my house on fire so i guess i did something and i am typing this so.

[Maxspyro10]

hey, anybody got more tips on doing nothing? I accidentally rewinded time back to 1936.

[Eddie24444]

really clear i think im ready to do nothing

[Spectre.]

instructions unclear, I did something to do nothing, so I didnt do nothing, I did something, and I cant do nothing now because I did something.

[JHP]

I messed up on step 1 and accidentally broke into a walmart and committed various war crimes

[TemmieFlakes]

my dog played this game

[wasppig]

how to really do nothing:

[HanuPro907]

Instructions unclear, my son failed art school and now decided to enter politics.