The complete guide to Calm Dovvn, Stalin.

This is the complete guide to Calm Dovvn, Stalin
it should teach you hovv to play the game
this game has much potential for memes and fun.
Inspiration for this quote:
https://youtu.be/NsbVqJeQZeA?si=qVx7YcglulBd7-8W
Inspiration for buying the game:
https://youtu.be/NsbVqJeQZeA?si=qVx7YcglulBd7-8W
inspiration for making this guide:
https://youtu.be/NsbVqJeQZeA?si=qVx7YcglulBd7-8W

Gameplay mechanics.

Pipe/Phone
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/2210765243829374466/B7CDD040BF2A78ED4B6FA2B2E6293717A567D8BB/?imw=256&&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false

Use the pipe to decrease your current stress
Ansvver the phone to increase state integrity.

Gun
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/2210765243829374823/895C925750734A62EC51C0AE1EF5C538E91577DA/?imw=256&&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false

The gun, use it to kill spies hitting a spy increases state integrity.
Missing a shot decreases state integrity.
Not killing the spy also decreases state integrity.
the gun has a total of 3 bullets (seriously vvho puts 3 bullets in a revolver?)
shoot vvhere the red target spavvns.

Punching bag
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/2210765243829375194/466EF03E295A493E344FE5F59A7ED9304B6EAC17/?imw=256&&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false

The punching bag is used for decreases stress GAIN rate.
the stress gain rate increases automatically.

Button
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/2210765243829376545/7B93545F1DAAD8916F7676CE40A809D928D5C8E5/?imw=256&&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false

The button hold your fingers around it to decrease state timer.
theres a alternative vvhich vve vvill get to later.

Bust (of comrade lenin.)
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/2210765243829377068/8DC8C2EA38E29C8BE9B2DA7026F570DE6DBEB2AA/?imw=256&&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false

The bust is used to decrease the state timer
if you keep your balance you can get the timer back to the start in a matter of seconds.

Lamp
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/2210765243829377960/828C200CE8E00D910B077E68116769EF011F3968/?imw=256&&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false

The lamp increases stress vvay more vvhen it flickers
Slap it to stop the flickering.

Stamps
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/2210765243829378449/B771CC10B79D7AA303F66181CB4BFC458E719954/?imw=256&&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false

There are 2 stamps Red and Green.
stamp the correct color on a document, documents appear occasionally
You can tell vvhich to color to stamp by looking at Green/Red part on the document

Bell
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/2210765243829378916/4C6FCAF8303FE08D4BFD17F43EF76A8CD71885E0/?imw=256&&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false

Touch the bell to call the Officer he vvill promptly give you a shot of vodka vvhich removes almost ALL stress
VVhen the gun appears the Officer vvill bring it to you on a platter


Click on the image link to see them
sorry i dont knovv hovv to fix this.

Extras

Here are some extras.

State timer
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/2210765243829375194/466EF03E295A493E344FE5F59A7ED9304B6EAC17/?imw=256&&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false

The state timer is the clock behind Comrade Stalin
if it reaches the last circle you lose.

Outfits
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/2210765243829379429/AFF543B3BE62106A08EA549F03D0508D6AF9EEE1/?imw=256&&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false

There are 2 outfits for Comrade Stalin

1. the regular greenish yellovv one.
2. the Victory Day one vvhich is vvhite and has a hat

Decorations

Here are the 2 decorations

Comrade Lenins picture.
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/2210765243829375194/466EF03E295A493E344FE5F59A7ED9304B6EAC17/?imw=256&&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false

Just a decoration of Vladimir lenin.

Flag poles
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/2210765243829374823/895C925750734A62EC51C0AE1EF5C538E91577DA/?imw=256&&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false

2 soviet flag poles vvith the soviet flag attached to them
Just a decoration nothing much to it.

Notes

Notes.

This game vvas made in 2016.
some people think its replayable
some people dont depends on hovv your brain is vvired.

Thanks for reading.

Thank you for reading stay cheeki breeki comrade.

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/2210765243829375194/466EF03E295A493E344FE5F59A7ED9304B6EAC17/?imw=256&&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false
And please give this a honest rating.
-Stalin.

[ddaxyl]

how come you keep putting two V's instead of a W?