How to deal with the ̶w̶a̶n̶k̶e̶r̶ lead guard

Oi ya wazzocks! Hoxton here to teach you how to deal with this ♥♥♥♥ without going bonkers like Wolf in a saturday night with no Nightclub open in town

Introduction

You know well this fooking bloke will enter anywhere in the bloody map and ya tossers are caught with your pants down like a wanker wee lad after yer mum suddenly barges into your room to clean ya fooking mess.

Once Dallas was picklocking the bloody VIP area of Ashton Fine and the wanker walked right on his back with the biggest smile a fooking cont like him can have.

The fooker has got medals for arresting the Payday gang several times by just being a little more mosey than the other guards! Fooking end of the world, I tell ya!

AND TO BOOT, THE WANKER HAS A BOYFRIEND OR SOMETHING AT THE CENTRAL, BECAUSE HIS FOOKING PAGER WON'T STOP GOING ON AND OFF LIKE A PLONKER DURING THEIR FIRST SEX NIGHT!

ARE YOU FOOKING HAVIN' A GIRAFFE RIGHT NOW?
INFINITE PAGERS? WHAT DAFT BERK AT STARBREEZE THOUGHT THIS WAS A GENIUS IDEA? THE FOOKING WANKERS!!

Identifying the basturd

WOT? Ya tossers don't know? When ya do any bloody heist on Overkill mode the ♥♥♥♥ for brains is always there roaming about like he owns the fooking place.

He looks like a chauffeur that's in charge of driving kids from Yank schools with that hat and big kevlar combo!

Fookin wanker loves to make his presence known, he's challenging the payday gang!
Now if only Dallas would allow me to go loud i'd fooking plant one right between his eyes and go for a pint at the end of the day.

Option 1 - Plant a camera on his neck

One of the skills ya can grab for going stealth is called "Glitch protocol".
It's in the Hacker tree and ya can use it to mess up the tossers pagers for a fiver of seconds.
I don't know how it works, that brilliant sweet asian-looking lass from the gang gave it to us.




You can take that chance to toss a microcamera right on that basturd's neck! Then get the FOOK out of there if you're not on a public area cause the wanker will detect you anyway ya daft cont!





Now you can just press the Microcam button, (PRESS IT, not hold it, ya idiot sandwich) and you can watch where the basturd goes around anytime.

This is very important because even if you memorize his pathing, he changes pathing on some heists everytime you complete a new objective.

"But Hoxton, why don't you just toss it on his back?"

YOU FOOKING WANKERS, YOU NEED TO SEE WHERE HE'S GOING, NOT WHERE HE'S BEEN!
YES I KNOW YOU CAN SPIN THE BLOODY THING BUT IF YOU PUT IT ON HIS ASS THE FIRST FOOKING THING YOU'LL SEE IS THE FOOKING CONT TAKING A CRAPPER SOMEWHERE YOU DISGUSTING WANKERS!

I'm joking lads, yes you can toss it on his back, I just find it much easier to have it on his front so you can quickly see where he's looking at without having to spin the camera all the time like a wazzock.

Option 2 - Choke the basturd for good!

WANKERS! NOW THIS IS MY FAVORITE STEALTH APPROACH, INNIT?

CHAINS TAUGHT ME HOW TO ANSWER THE BLOODY PAGER WHILE CHOKING THE SORRY LIFE OUT OF WANKER GUARDS AND GUESS WOT?

THIS CAUSES THE BLOODY THING TO STOP GOING OFF! YOU ONLY WASTE ONE PAGER.

ALL YOU NEED IS THIS TRAINING OVER HERE:



Appearently this isn't one of those "glitch" things Joy keeps talking about either.
The tossers at Starbreeze said in an interview that some of the skills were meant to surpass the challenges put into some of the difficulties.

So until they patch, if the bloody wankers ever do - that is, it's a feature!

Option 3 - GO LOUD AS HEISTING NATURE INTENDED

UNTIL THE WANKERS AT STARBREEZE DECIDE TO RELEASE NEW HEISTS WITH "STEALTH ONLY" FUNNY BUSINESS, ALL OF THE HEISTS CAN BE DONE LOUD

PUT ONE RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES OF THIS WANKER LIKE ALL THE HEISTING GODS INTENDED.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DAFT ♥♥♥♥ PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥♥ I HATE THAT BASTARD

Warning, forcing loud by your own will cause Dallas to be a complaining numpty dipstick on ye ear throughout the whole heist though.

How many Medic bags that bonkers lad need anyway?

[Felixinius]

@Doomguy THAT'S WOT I BEEN BLOODY TELLING DALLAS ALL THE TIME THE CRAZY GIT I DON'T BLOODY UNDERSTAND WHY I NEED TO GO ALL SNEAKY-WILLY LIKE A FOOKIN WUSS AROUND GIRLS

[Doomguy]

Whenever I see that wanker i mask right up and put one right between 'is eyes

[Uné Demon]

Adn in loud you can scream at the drill for being a piece of hot shit

[SirArthurYeetcannon]

dallas

[Lance]

Finally joy fixed the damn microcameras, and holy crap what a wonderful guide explained by the ghost itself, thanks for the guide hox, and tell pearl stop stealing the radios

[Felixinius]

OI piss for brains, welcome!

[User185(UnReal)]

Thank you Hoxton

[Felixinius]

@MoonEyes2k You tosser telling me we can't choke them and kill their pager anymore? Starbreeze is havin a fookin laugh

[MoonEyes2k]

And, the "instant radio" is clearly fixed so that was a glitch.

[LecheSorcerer420]

motion sensor on back is a god send ngl