Waifu Tier List

In this tier list, I'll be covering and rating all the romanceable girls in the game and ranking them from the lowest to the highest. All opinions of the girls in this guide are the subjects of my view, yours might be entirely different from mine and that's fine! I like Oranges while you might prefer Grapefruits and thats fine!

This guide will be further updated with more detailed info and a chance for a rewrite of my opinions on the girls based on how good my mood is... :(

I'll try for this list to not contain major spoilers! (At least not saying it outright and hiding it in layers of wordplay)

Introduction

Currently, there are 7 girls that you can romance and have a relationship with, ingame :(

They are in order on the first time you will meet them in your playthrough:
First, Cecilia and second, Eva.

the next 5 girls depend on the choices you made either Embarking back to England or Becoming a mercenary in France.

England Route:
Alyssa
Lina

France Route:
Olivia
Anna
Emma

Let's Start!

Read the Introduction? then let's get on to the listing!

Number Seven

Olivia

Starting with Olivia I gotta say, she was NOT what I expected when I got her different variety of endings.

At first, she seems to be a strong woman who is firm and decisive but really, she's more than that, she is VERY far from being normal at all.

She prefers to hear your lies even if she knows that you're lying than outright knowing the truth.

She is the type of girl that will lock you up in the basement and keep you forever to herself, that couldn't ever happen because she will never do that to you, right?

She will definitely say things like "Looks can be deceiving, boy"

Overall, ill give her a rating of 6 out of covered in blood 10.

Number Six

Alyssa

Thankfully for me, my expectation of her is right, a noble girl who will rule with an iron fist even if it will be the detriment of her people and wanting the need for total control of her area.

She is cunning and belittles you for being a commoner even if you have climbed up the ranks to become a noble, though a lower one but still.

She definitely has the character of a potential ruling high-ranking noble, including the terrible one too.

Overall ill give her a 7 out of things checked in the Geneva suggestion of 10.

Number Five

Cecilia

This is most likely the first girl you'll meet in your playthrough, Cecilia is a doctor/surgeon under the banner of the English (Though she has worked with a different faction before, I won't go into detail about it).

Personally, I like her as she is the one who saved your life when you were in a very critical condition after a confrontation with the prologue character.

And at some point, you might as well become a doctor yourself for how much time you spend back and forth between foraging and buying ingredients and then crafting it as per her request to you.

But there's nothing much more to her as far as I can remember (might need to play the game again on my next run and actually read more of the dialogue instead of pressing ctrl and grinding for character generation points in HWR difficulty)

I'll give her 7.5 out of Page's Sword 10.

Number Four

Emma

The daughter of a mayor in a faraway land, Emma is your typical noble living a lavish life, this will also affect how you build your relationship with her...

By gifting her a lot of expensive trinkets like Gold chains, Rings with gems on them and much more expensive stuff.

That's it, that's the only way to further increase your relationship with her, by giving her money...

I put her higher than Cecilia because you have the chance to marry her, depends on how you made your choices in the previous chapter that will affect either your staying with her or dying somewhere miserable.

She is a decent noble character though, not as scary as Olivia and not as sinister as Alyssa, a pretty good rare trait to have for a higher-status Noblewoman.

I'll give her 8.5 out of the items i spent on her 10.

Number Three

Anna

Anna has a special place in my heart because she reminds me of Yennefer, her looks and what she does (albeit without the magic and all).

She is an Alchemist who previously worked for the highest bidder, well, previously because of what you did, you'll figure it out yourself.

She is also very related to someone on this list, have fun figuring out who it is!

Her quest is simple enough, though one of them is QUITE difficult if you're also trying to build a 100 relationship with someone who is related to her (tip: go get yourself something that can break armour relatively easily).

And as close as she says to you: "Families are great when buried together"

I'll give her 10 out of the potions she gave me 10.

Number Two

Eva

This is the second girl that you'll meet when someone in the higher up ordered you to "acquire" some wine in her estate, depending on your luck, you'll either be fine or will end up like someone important to her (details you'll figure it out yourself)

She is a very nice and sweet person and is very polite to you depending on how you answer her at first.

She mentions that she has a father who is VERY IMPORTANT and depending on the choices you made, suffers the same as when you first about to enter her estate and also has a lot in common with the guards in Skyrim.

Now the reason why I showed the picture of her crying is when you really feel like being evil and choose the worst possible outcomes for her that would result in her parting away from this realm.

Please, do not be cruel to her, it makes me sad :(

Overall, I'll give her 9 out of her hospitality that she gave me 10.

Number One (Piece)

Lina

By far the BEST GIRL in the game objectively no doubt (Fight me in the Cesspool Of Leaked Sekrit Dokuments (War Thunder) 1 v 1 in L3's in Poland)

Lina is a peasant girl who works as a maid for the mayor of a city somewhere in England near the border of the Roman Emperor Hadrian nightmare's (he had to build a HUGE wall to keep them from coming through his border)

Despite being a maid, I would GLADLY clean the dishes, mop the floor, tidy the rooms, take care of the livestock and cook for her! All she needs to do is just sit back and relax.

She is a very nice person and quite adorable too!

If you want to repay for the sins you have done after choosing the worst possible outcome for Eva, you could have redemption (hopefully not dead with red all over your body) by saving her father who is in quite a predicament with some people in the higher class.

Overall, eh who am I kidding, DEFINITELY 10 OUT OF THE CUTENESS THAT SHE GAVE ME 10.

Cheers and Love!

Honourable Mentions

Grace and Glory

Though they are not romanceable, I still feel like they deserve a spot here since their character design is cool!

On the left is Grace and on the right is Glory.

Grace and Glory are Bounty Hunters that took a bounty to assassinate someone on this list under the reason of Witchcraft and Heresy (You'll figure out who it is)

To be able to meet them, you have to have a good relationship with that someone, and depending on the choices you made for that someone, you will have to kill them.

I'll rate them 8.5 out of the weapons they drop 10.

Conclusion

LINA IS THE BEST GIRL AND THOSE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE HAVE TO DUEL ME IN WAR THUNDER IN L3'S IN POLAND!

I jest but thank you for taking the time to read my list of the girls in Heads Will Roll Reforged.

I'll someday make one for THE BOYS!

Cheers and have a good day ya'll!

[Count Ejacula]

I really liked Cecilia's character development. From a snobby person to someone who actually cares about you enough to save your life. The best marriage epilogue for me too (I haven't managed to max out Anna yet). Starting anew in a foreign land as a new person felt like a bittersweet ending considering after you lose everything and your friends (same friends that may have broken you out of prison depending in your choices).

[Meagr Kriegr]

Also you can joke with her and she takes it well right from her first meeting.

[Meagr Kriegr]

That suicide charge is nowhere near as hard as make it out to be.

[dustyn.barlow]

@Meagr Kriegr
Stop being a Simp!

The only way you can get Cecelia to stop being a snobby bi*ch is by performing a suicide charge to save the Prince in your first battle. Other than that she just makes comments about how poor you are.

Then Eva (Last name Eva First name Greatest) Despite her family being on the enemy side, she still invites you into her house on your first meeting. Not sure what your textbook definition of "a caring person" is but it aint Cecillia.

I will concede to you, however on her tits. They are nice.

[Kalitz]

Cecilia #1
Olivia nude #1

[Cataphractal]

Bro Cecelia not at number 1 is insane

[Meagr Kriegr]

Not to Mention Cecilia also gives Free Healthcare if she likes you enough.

Truly living in Europe with her XD

[Meagr Kriegr]

Honestly I'd replace Cecilia and Eva's position, Cecilia feels like she has more of an arc as a person where she has a lot more high brow nature, looking down on more peasants but as she gets to know your character she stops looking down and later on in game actually learn about how caring of a person she is.

Also she has great tits.

Eva just had a bit strange presence for me with how she was introduced and how doesn't feel like have a lot of time with her.

[HACKFRESSE]

real girls are the best... especially when she looks like some of the girls in the game ;)

[Virenus]

Olivia best girl, change my mind