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"This is what happens when my Operation Patchouli Stalking goes awry at the "get past the local killer Ninja Meido" part.
I usually don't have much problems with it, but apparently, Sakuya's been watching JoJo's Bizarre Adventure lately (as outside world's television is able to reach behind the Great Hakurei Border) and got a few ideas from the local villain, Dio Brando. Thus, the horrible abomination known as Sakuya Brando was born. She can tell you in perfect Japanese how futile it is to fight her, perform good ol' Rapid Fire Fisticuffs, stop time and throw knives at you while you can't do anything about it, and finish you off by dropping a frikkin' steamroller on you while screaming inhumanly into the dead of night...
Putting it simply, I got caught, I got beaten up (or steamroll'd, however you want to put it), and I didn't see Patchy this night. Boo-hoo >.<
Come to think of it, maybe that cardboard box had something to do with it... Guess I've been playing too much Metal Gear Solid.
(Note: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is awesome. Check it out.)

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11 Kommentare
Vallinek  [Autor] 7. Jan. 2015 um 10:58 
Maybe. Except my swordskill isn't good enough yet.
Hat wearing Bacteriophage 7. Jan. 2015 um 10:56 
Ooooooh......now i feel stupid. Well then.....maybe you ought to beat the maid before she beats you.
Vallinek  [Autor] 7. Jan. 2015 um 10:53 
...I was talking about Sakuya...
Hat wearing Bacteriophage 7. Jan. 2015 um 9:50 
Yukari serving Remilia? I never heard about that.
Vallinek  [Autor] 7. Jan. 2015 um 9:50 
Because she's her servant? That's the point of her job, right?
Hat wearing Bacteriophage 7. Jan. 2015 um 9:49 
Why does she change Remi's clothes?
Vallinek  [Autor] 7. Jan. 2015 um 9:48 
Except she might dump me right in front of Sakuya when she's changing Remi's clothes as part of her morning routine.
Hat wearing Bacteriophage 7. Jan. 2015 um 9:44 
This metal gear thing is not good i see. Maybe asking yukari for a teleporting trip will work.
Vallinek  [Autor] 7. Jan. 2015 um 9:42 
Oh, I remember Sakuya added "MUDA DA" right after my cover was blown.
Hat wearing Bacteriophage 7. Jan. 2015 um 9:25 
How gruesome, i can stalk Cirno all i want though. And other fairies for that matter.