How to touch grass

For all the gamers that struggle to go outside and put so much as a toe on grass.

Grass

Step 1: Leave your basement and the safety of your anime body pillow.
Step 2: Dodge your alcoholic step father.
Step 3: Cover all exposed parts on your body as the sunlight will kill you. (Yes it is poisonous and will melt you)
Step 4: Pray to the lord Gaben to protect you as you step into the light.
Step 5: Open the door.
Step 6: Find grass.
Step 7: Touch grass.
Step 8: Call 911/000/999 as you will 99.999999% of the time go into an Anaphylaxis Shock.
Step 9: Die.
Step 10: Realise you have died and your discord kitten will be left alone on the call.
Step 11: Haunt your kitten.
Step 12: Get caught in an exorcism and get sent back down to hell.

Or just don't go outside.

Or get the plastic grass pads.





Hope this was helpful cause the amount of death in this trial and error guide were in the double digits.

[IMAFEEISH-TTV]

I am still trying to memorize my alcoholic step father's move set. I made it through phase one and 2, and memorized those, but HOLY SHIT PHASE 3 IS ACTUALLY INSANE!!! I cant even get past the first sequence of attacks

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