Walkthrough / Achievements guide

A walkthrough and achievement guide. Yeah the title is pretty much on the spot.
Updated for Roomisode X

Roomisode 0 - Tutorial

Walkthrough

• Talk to burger
  
• Look at burger
  
• [5 Points] Get/Use burger
  
• [1 Point, Burger Wash achievement] Use the burger on the car window

Roomisode 1 - Walkthrough

General
For Achievement "Stuff Talka Room 1", talk to everything. I added reminders to talk to things that become unavailable after that spot in the guide, but not for every item.

Starting out
Lets get several achievements out of the way early.

• [1 Points, Lit Fedora achievement] Use the lamp twice
  
• [1 Points, Positive Selftalk achievement] Talk to yourself 3 times
  
• Turn off the lights (use light switch)
  
• [5 points] Talk to, then take the coffee
  
• [1 Points, Switch Coffee Brands achievement] Use the coffee on the light switch, then turn it on again. No more light for you.
  
• [Did Ya5, Jailtime5 achievement - part 1] Talk to the door 3 times, use the door 3 times, use the coffee on the case file (pinned to the board)
  
• Now let's get started properly, look at the case file

(Points so far: 8)

Getting photographic evidence

• [5 points] Use the coffee on the ashtray
  
• [5 points] Use the ashtray to get the key
  
• [5 points] Use the key on Filene Cabinay
  
• [11 point, Hidden Mess achievement] Use the files and look at each one. The "rest" one gives 10 points, the "wings" one gets you the achievement and one point(as the light is out anyway)
  
• Lets do what the wings tip told us. Talk the rug, then use it
  
• [5 points] Look at the exposed floor (if you jump in at this point, the light needs to be off)
  
• Talk to, then open the save
  
• [10 points] Talk to, then take the camera
  
• Take a look at the takeout. Picture of a cool kung fu man, eh?
  
• Use the window to open the blinds
  
• Use the camera on the window. There's our victim. But we still need an attacker. Exit out again.
  
• [5 points] Try to take the takeout. No dice.
  
• [15 points] Use the phone and call the takeout emergency hotline
  
• [5 points] Pick up the takeout
  
• [Did Ya5 achievement, Jailtime5 achievement - part 2] Use the takeout on the case file
  
• Open the blinds again and put the takeout on the windowsill
  
• [2 points, Did Ya5 achievement, Jailtime5 achievement - part 3] Use the camera on the windowsill and take a picture. Did Ya5 should pop, Jailtime5 needs one more
  
• Aparently Strong Sad needs to be a bit more on edge. Use the chair while you think.
  
• [5 points] Use the biz card that flew out.
  
• New number, let's call. Use the phone and call the cableman
  
• Feel free to try the other options, then choose medical channel
  
• [10 points] Use the camera on the window and snap a pic

(Points so far: 91)

Getting physical evidence

• Pick up the takeout again
  
• [5 points] Eat the takeout
  
• [5 points] Drink the coffee
  
• [20 points] Take another spin on the chair (use it)

(Points so far: 121)

Put together evidence and mark case as solved

• Use the desque to open the drawer
  
• [2 points, Stuff Talka Room 1 achievement] Talk to the stamp. Assuming you talked to everything else, Stuff Talka Room 1/extra point should pop now. If not, go a-talking. Don't forget the files, the biz card and the sweet'n'sour sauce.
  
• [5 points] Pick up the stamp.
  
• [1 point, Photo 5ubjects achievement] One after the other, order is not important, put those items on the windowsill and look at the window using the camera: The coffee cup, the stamp, the takeout container, the barf bag and finally the photo you took as well. Note you don't need to talk to them for the extra point/Stuff talka achievement (I checked).
  
• [10 points] Use the photo on the case file
  
• [10 points] Use the barf bag on the case file
  
• Now all we need is to stamp it. But you can't because no ink
  
• [10 points] Use stamp on the sweet'n'sour sauce left behind by the takeout
  
• [1 point, Jailtime5 achievement] Use the stamp on the case file and place it in the middle, marking the case as un-solved
  
• [10 points] Use the stamp on the case file, this time place it on the left so the "UN-" part is besides the file

Roomisode 1 - Just the optional Points/Achievements

• 2 Points / Stuff Talka Room 1: Talk to everything.
  
• 1 Points / Positive Selftalk: Talk to yourself several times
  
• 1 Points / Hidden Mess: Turn off the lights, look through files and at the wings file.
  
• 1 Points / Lit Fedora: Use the lamp twice
  
• 1 Points / Photo 5ubjects: Place 5 items on the windowsill and look at them with the camera: The coffee cup, the stamp, the takeout container, the barf bag and finally the photo you took as well.
  
• 1 Points / Switch Coffee Brands: Use coffee on light switch, then turn lights on
  
• 2 Points / Did Ya5: 5 Gameovers. Can be combined with the next one
  
• 1 Points / Jailtime5: 6 different jail gameovers. Ruin the case file by using takeout and coffee on it and stamp it wrongly, use the door 3 times, talk to the door 3 times, take a photo with a non-fearful strong sad

Roomisode 2 - Walkthrough

General
For Achievement "Stuff Talka Room 2", talk to everything. I added reminders to talk to things that become unavailable after that spot in the guide, but not for every item

Opening the car hood

• Talk to car hood
  
• Either use the car hood or talk to Renaldo and tell him to open the hood to get a hint
  
• [5 Points] Use front hubcap, front bumper, rear bumper then rear hubcap
  
• Use/look at engine. Oh my God JC, it's a bomb!

(Points so far: 5)

Calming down Renaldo

• [5 points] Go dumpster diving. Or well, use the trashcan
  
• [5 points] Use the tape on the finger sign
  
• [5 points] Give tape to Renaldo

(Points so far: 20)

Get the manual

• Talk to renaldo about "inside the car.."
  
• [5 points] Look at fast food, then pick it up
  
• [5 points] Use ashtray and pick up the paperclip
  
• [5 points] Use paperclip on glovebox knob
  
• [5 points] Pick it up the colognac
  
• [5 points] Press the button -> opens car hatch
  
• use radio to get casette back
  
• Exit out of the car
  
• [1 Points, Nick Nameth achievement] Click look on Renaldo until Strong B.. Dangueresque has nothing to say any more
  
• [1 Point, Head Traffic achievement] Use traffic light twice
  
• [5 points] Talk to, then use street debris to get unscented air freshener
  
• Talk to, then use the pressure plate, then walk off of it
  
• [1 point, Stunt Dub achievement] Walk into the streets 5 times - last chance for this achievement
  
• [5 points] Put the fast food bag on the pressure plate
  
• Talk to, then pick up the cup
  
• Talk to, then try to open sewer cap
  
• [5 points] Talk to, then pick up tire iron from back of the car
  
• [10 points] Use tire iron on sewer cap
  
• Use sewer hole
  
• Talk to crack in wall, then use tire iron on it
  
• [5 points] Talk to, then pick up rock
  
• Talk to Strong Sad/Electrician. Seems we have to turn off the power. Also that paper looks far out, we need a rake.
  
• [P4per work achievement - part 1] Talk to electrician again, then use tire iron on him
  
• Get out of sewer, talk to the nice car, seems he's happy to trade his rake-like antenna for some good smellz. He won't accept colognac directly tho.
  
• Talk to the antenna when you're at it, it will soon be gone
  
• [1 point, Fair Trade achievement] Use the casette on the nice ride to get Rock Spotty party mix
  
• [5 points] Use engine, then fill A/C fluid intake with Colognac
  
• Get in car (use Renaldo)
  
• [1 point, DJ Renaldo Achievement] Use new tape on radio, then use it 2 more times to change the channels until achievement/points pop
  
• [5 points] Hang the air freshener from the rearview mirror
  
• [5 points] Turn on A/C, then get the rescented freshener. Leave the car.
  
• [5 points] Give the refreshed freshener to the nice car, get antenna. Now we have our rake!
  
• Look at and talk to the Guy in Bar (window) and ask him to unplug
  
• Talk to renaldo about Rig Rug
  
• [5 points] Talk to the Guy in Bar, tell him to hold UP + Player 2
  
• [1 point, Smash Ones achievement] Talk to, then smash the Cold Ones sign with the tire iron
  
• [5 points] Talk to, then throw rock at streetlight
  
• [P4per work achievement - part 2] Before going back to the sewers, Talk to drain
  
• [1 point, P4per work achievement] Back to sewers, tell electrician the power is off.
  
• leave sewers, and enter them again
  
• [10 points] Talk to the floating guide, then use your rake (antenna) on it

(Points so far: 122)

Defuse the bomb

• Talk to, then use the toolbox. Some slimy gunk on it
  
• [1 point, Gunkiller Achievement] Exit the close up, fill your cup with sewer water, then go back to the box and use the cup on the gunk before the timer ran out
  
• Brixx.. where have we seen brixx? Exit the box and look at/talk to all the brick spots. Before you got the hint, they were nondescript, now even the mouseover tells you the numbers.
  
• [10 points] Closeup on the box again and choose the stars wih the points corresponding to the bricks, 5 - 3 - 4
  
• [1 point, Stuff Talka Room 2] Talk to the wirecutters. If you talked to everything so far, the achievement should pop. If it doesn't, talk to everything once more.
  
• [10 points] Pick up the cutters
  
• [10 points] use the guide on Dangeresque
  
• [1 point, Or Did 5ee] Get back to the bomb and cut the green wire (wrong one) 4 times
  
• [15 points] Defuse it correctly this time. Cut blue, red, green in order. Then exit closeup, go to the sewers, fill your cup. Go back to the bomb and use the hopefully still moist cup on the bomb stuff

Roomisode 2 - Just the optional Points/Achievements

• 1 Points / Stuff Talka Room 2: Talk to everything.
  
• 1 Points / Head Traffic: Use the traffic lights twice
  
• 1 Points / Stunt Dub: Walk into the streets (before stopping the car) 5 times
  
• 1 Points / Nick Nameth: Click look on Renaldo until the achievement pops
  
• 1 Points / Fair Trade: Use casette on nice ride to get another casette
  
• 1 Points / DJ Renaldo: Use this new tape on the radio, also switch to all radio channels by using the radio
  
• 1 Points / Smash Ones: Smash the "Cold Ones" sign with the tire iron
  
• 1 Points / Gunkiller: Use the cup filled with sewer water to wash the gunk off of the toolbox
  
• 1 Points / Or Did 5ee: 5 Gameovers. Just fail to defuse the bomb 5 times (or 4 if you also do head traffic)
  
• 1 Points / P4per work: Talk to electrician, use tire iron on him, talk to the sewer drain after the power is off and talk to him in person after the power is off. Thanks JasperPie/JT2zemax!
  
• Crooked Cop: Finish Roomisode 2
  
• Length of pipe: Finish Roomisode 2 with full points

Roomisode 3 - Walkthrough

General
For Achievement "Stuff Talka Room 3", talk to everything. I added reminders to talk to things that become unavailable after that spot in the guide, but not for every item

Starting out
Those steps actually would belong to other solutions below, but because of achievements they should be done first.

• [2 points, All Alliterasche achievement] Look at perducci until you hear the points sound/get the achievement
  
• [5 points] As you're gonna talk to everything anyway: Talk to Killingyouguy, take a note of his favorite killing method
  
• [5 points] Open cabinay, talk to remote, then take it
  
• Talk to the wine glass in statues hand
  
• [5 points] Use the remote on the TV
  
• [1 Point, 5een on TV] Give the remote to the statue, to the StatueGuy, to KillingYouGuy, to Perducci and to yourself

(Points so far: 18)

Secure kitchen door

• [5 points] Talk to, then take the lose shield from shield guy
  
• Talk to, then take napkin
  
• [All in H9nd achievement - Part 1] Give the shield and the napkin to the Statue. That's 3/9 items, as you gave her the remote before
  
• Use napkin on rusted shield -> lose napkin
  
• [5 points] Use the now looser shield
  
• [5 points] Give the shield to perducci
  
• [10 points] Use kitchen door
  
• Talk to, then take dagger

(Points so far: 43)

Secure cask hole

• [5 points] Talk to, then take glass next to the terminal
  
• [All in H9nd achievement - Part 2] Give the glass and dagger to the Statue. That's 5/9 items.
  
• [5 points] Talk to the candle, then use the water glass on it and talk to it again
  
• [5 points] Use the dagger on the candle -> Get candle, lose dagger
  
• [All in H9nd achievement - Part 3] Give the candle to the statue. That's 6/9 items.
  
• [5 points] Use the candle on the cask
  
• [10 points] Talk to perducci, give the all clear

(Points so far: 73)

Secure front door

• [5 points] Talk to the check, then put the water glass on it
  
• [5 points] Talk to, then use the terminal
  
• [10 points] Drag Flatghetti to the right spot (2) and Tallturkey to the left one (3) where Flatghetti was, submit order

(Points so far: 93)

Secure the phone

• [1 point, Sadellite achievement] Pick up the ringing phone
  
• [5 points] Talk to the Cask/Kork (in the cask), then use it to get the poison dart
  
• [5 points] Talk to and use flaghetti (the ghetti stay available but may as well talk to them now)
  
• [5 points] Talk to and steal the cleaner (may have to repeat using the ghetti)
  
• [5 points] Use the statue to get the banana
  
• [2 points, All in H9nd achievement - last part] Give the poison dart, banana and the cleaner to the statue
  
• [2 Points, Nana assault achievement] Use the banana on Killingyouguy, Perducci and StatueGuy
  
• [5 points] Talk to phone, then use banana on it
  
• [5 points] Talk to the statue hand and statue, then give the phone to the statue
  
• [10 points] Talk to Perducci, give the all-clear

(Points so far: 138)

Make the cocktail

• Talk to, then use sattelite to get Satel Lite
  
• [2 points, Stuff Talka Room 3] Talk to the cocktail glass. If you talked to everything else, the achievement should pop now and you get the points.
  
• [5 points] Use cleaner on cocktail glass
  
• [5 points] Use poison dart on cocktail glass
  
• [5 points] Use Satel Lite on cocktail glass
  
• [5 points] Look at the photos, look at each photo, remember what perducci likes most (St. Pod)
  
• Talk to Killingyouguy, find the think he likes the most (craunching) (5 points if you haven't talked to him before)
  
• [10 points] Talk to perducci, say the cocktail is ready. It's name is the Saint Pod Craunch

Roomisode 3 - Just the optional Points/Achievements

• 2 Points / Stuff Talka Room 3: Talk to everything.
  
• 2 Points / All Alliterasche: Look at perducci until it pops
  
• 1 Points / 5een on TV: Hand the remote to the statue, Statueguy, Killingyouguy, Perducci and yourself
  
• 1 Point / Sadellite: Pick up the phone right after you prevented he front door sniping
  
• 2 Points / Nana assault: Use the banana on Killingyouguy, perducci, StatueGuy
  
• 2 Points / All in H9nd: Hand everything to the statue after you got rid of the wine glass: Napkin, Shield, Banana, Glass, Remote Control, Dagger, Candle, Cleaner and finally poison dart
  
• Secret Agent: Finish Roomisode 3
  
• Nunchuck gun: Finish Roomisode 3 with full points

Roomisode X - Walkthrough

• [Dead4Dead achievement - Part 1] Just wait until boom. Interacting with the buttons repeatedly might speed it along.
  
• Pick up umbrella
  
• Use umbrella on ceiling panel
  
• Use opened ceiling panel to jump up
  
• [Dead4Dead achievement - Part 2] Use umbrella on yourself
  
• Close hatch
  
• Use brolly on hatch handle
  
• [Brollyrina achievement] Use brolly (maybe twice)
  
• Pull lever
  
• Open (use) toolbox
  
• Use handle again and get back inside
  
• [Dead4Dead achievement - Part 3] Use the elevator door 3 times
  
• Use buttons - press the only available button on the left (Floor 7 1/2)
  
• [Dead4Dead achievement - Part 4 final] Use the lower half (certain death), twice. Looks like we're gonna have to jump!
  
• Use washer on loafers -> get quarter
  
• Use buttons - press the second highest button on the right (Vending)
  
• Use quarter on coffee machine
  
• Snatch the cup before the coffee comes. If you're too late, you can repeat it.
  
• Use the cup on the Ice machine
  
• Read the poster on the wall and the romantic dinner entry. Backside not yet available
  
• [Oily Boid achievement] Get on top of the elevator using the hatch and order a Romance Dinner, destination vending.
  
• Get back down and pick up the debris -> flower
  
• Use buttons - press the top right button (Penthouse)
  
• Use the hatch
  
• Talk with the cheat if you want, then use the ice cup on him -> diamond
  
• Get back inside, use diamond on poster
  
• Use poster, check out backside, read everything there
  
• [Marshie Jump Scare achievement] Read the top menu (Kid Meal) on the backside a second time
  
• Go back to floor 7 1/2 (left button) and on the roof
  
• Use the flower on the hat, then get back down
  
• Untie sneakers then quickly snatch the hat.
  
• Go to the lobby (lowest button on the right)
  
• Get on top of the elevator and use the Brolly on the Keycard
  
• Go back to the Penthouse (top button on the right) and use the keycard on the door -> get room number 802
  
• Go back to Vending (second highest button on the left) and on the roof of the elevator
  
• Order both menus for room 802 (if you don't have them, read the backside of the poster in the elevator)
  
• [Supa Room Soivice achievement] Order "Umm..." several times
  
• Back down and go to penthouse (top right)
  
• Pick up Kid Meal Trash and Rib Detritus -> Kids meal clown bag, and a bib
  
• Go back to Vending (second highest button on the left) and use bib on the coffee
  
• Go to the lobby (lowest button on the right)
  
• [Alright 4 2 Nite achievement] Use elevator doors

Roomisode X - Just the Achievements

• Dead4Dead: See 4 deaths - Wait too long at the start, use umbrella on yourself on top of the elevator while it's still falling, once elevator stopped use door on lobby 3 times, use hole on floor 7 1/2 twice
  
• Brollyrina: Use brolly on the hatch handle before pulling the lever, then use it once or twice
  
• Oily Boid: Order romance dinner to vending before you got the room code
  
• Marshie Jump Scare: Read kids menu twice
  
• Supa Room Soivice: Order "Umm..." from room service several times
  
• Alright 4 2 Nite achievement: Finish Roomisode X

Other achievements

Breaker of Pipes:

In the Post-Game Bonus Content (after Roomisode 3 or using the shades in the main menu), clicking on Homestar runner makes him do a hurricane kick.
Use that to kick all the kickable stuff: The "Ended" text in the lower left, the chair, the phone (stand in front of the desk, not to its side) and the ashtray.


Summon Feds:
On the main menu, left side, you can click on a game box to play RigRug (Possibly need to finish the main game first). Finish all 10 levels with the 5 lives you have. Try to keep all lives for the last level, that one is evil. They never fire in two lines next to each other, in my experience, so evading a single block up or down should work. Just take your time.

Stuff Talka Item List

Stuff talka can be an annoying achievement to get, so I decided to add this section with a list of items that need to be talked to. Always talk to stuff before you pick it up!

Stuff Talka 1
Available from the get go, from left to right:
Door, Filene Cabinay, Rug, Safe, Takeout, Window (try with blinds closed and open to be sure), Windowsill, Lamp, Desque, Phone, Ashtray, Coffee, Chair, Light switch, Case file

Available later on, in chronological order if you follow my guide:
Files, Camera, Sweet'n'sour sauce, Biz card, UNsolved stamp

Note, Rug/Exposed floor and the open and closed window count as the same object. You can talk to the photo and the barf bag if you place them on the window sill, this doesn't count towards the achievement tho.

Stuff Talka 2
Available from the get go, from left to right:
Trashcan, Sign, Pressure plate, Streetlight, Hood, Street debris, Stop light, Drain, Finger sign

Available later on, in chronological order if you follow my guide:
Engine, tire iron, Meltshake cup, Sewer cap, Antenna, Nice ride, Sewer hole, CrackInWall, Sewer Water, Guide, Ladder, Chunk rock, Toolbox, Bricks (any of the 3 spots will do), Wire cutters

Stuff Talka 3
Available from the get go, from left to right:
Photos, Wine casks, TV, StatueGuy, Shield, Rusty Shield, Napkin, Phone, Kitchen door, Check, Candle, Terminal, Cabinet, Glass, Wine glass, Statue

Available later on, in chronological order if you follow my guide:
TV Remote, Statue Hand, Dagger, Spaghetti, Cleaner, Satellite, Cocktail glass

[Sidewinder314]

@akhlys I understand. I just wanted players to realize that was simply your experience and not what happens in the game for other players. No disrespect intended.

[Akhlys]

Well sidewinder, the text was "They never fire in two lines next to each other, in my experience" which remains true :D

[Sidewinder314]

In the Summon Feds achievement, the comment above "They never fire in two lines next to each other" is patently false. Just wanted to let readers know. :)

[Akhlys]

Yeah multipart stuff like Jailtime5 depends on previous sections :)
I added the blinds to the stuff talka list just to be sure.

[GothOtaku]

FIGURED IT OUT. I would either miss the Jailtime5 points in the "Getting photographic evidence" or the Stuff Talka points in the "Put together evidence section".

For the first, I would just miss one of the three things listed for the Jailtime5 achievement in "Starting out" and my point count would be accurate, but the points wouldn't trigger when doing the next section.

For the second, talking to the windows needs to be done when the blinds are down to count as having talked to the window (or up and down blinds are two separate things)

[Akhlys]

as the only thing that are 2 points is taking a pic the wrong way, did you do that?

[GothOtaku]

I couldn't get Stuff Talka Room 1 to pop unless I talked to the coffee while it was on the windowsill , not from talking to it on the desk.

I've also run through this line-by-line three times so far, and I'm always two points short after the "Getting photographic evidence" section...

[Akhlys]

ah ok that seems simple arkade, not really something to make a walkthrough.. So let's see how long it takes to beat it and I'll add it to other achievements :D

[Akhlys]

Another one? damn. Gotta have to wait for the weekend tho.. or maybe tomorrow

[HubDweller]

They added RigRug, and a new achievement along with it.