How To Sex The Italian Man

Pizza tower is a pretty cool game in my opinion. The protagonist known as Peppino Spaghetti tries to save his restaurant from the antagonist Pizza Face. But let's be honest here, I know why you're here. People love pizza tower for its unique fast paced gameplay, but a lot of people have gained a considerable attraction against Peppino, in which the one question that has been asked...

"How can i sex the Italian man?". That's why i'm going to guide you step by step to finally sex the Italian man

Step 1: Helping With Past Trauma

First off my friend, you need the charisma to charm Peppino. In the 16th century, the word “Pizza” was finally referred to the food. Sadly pizza was considered a “poor person food”, this sparked a lot of discrimination against the people who loved pizza. This included being unable to buy the battle pass from Fortnite, bullying in most parts of Italy, and not being able to participate into Mr. Beast challenges. You may be asking “why do i need to know about the origins of pizza?”. Well, if you were to know Peppino’s own backstory, you can use this to give him the opportunities his race were never given to in the 16th century, hence gaining attraction between you and Peppino.

Step 2: Give Off a Vibe From a Related Country (optional)

You need to understand the chemistry between flirting, dating, and attractiveness. In order to master these elements, I would recommend getting the hit spin-off from the horror game Dead by Daylight, called “Hooked on You”. Yes I understand a dating simulator can sometimes get you absolutely no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but hear me out. One of the included characters from the dating simulator known as “The Huntress”, originates from russia. She was born between 1885-1900 meaning that her lifespan went between WW1 and WW2, and it is very well known that there was a lot of italian-Sovient relations. Italy and Russia were almost like best friends (not really in WW1).
This gives you the opportunity to learn the ways of the Huntress and Peppino will be even more attracted to you, it also matters for the amount of hours you grind, here’s a list for what the outcome of flirting with Peppino can be:

1-10 Hours: Might call the police
10-21 Hours: Friend Zoned
21-69 Hours: Best Friends
69-400: You both hang out really often and give off hints
400-1000: Soulmates
+1000: Both of you will die together in a happy marriage

Step 3: Learning Peppino’s Hobbies

Whenever you want to get closer to somebody, you have to understand what their interests are. This is seriously crucial if you want to secure the bag. First off it can really help when you beat the game, basically Peppino is a man with seriously ridiculous super strength, agility, speed, acrobatics, endurance, heat resistance, legs made out of both plastic and titanium, Immortality, See-through vision, Fast Reflexes, Capable of flight, and much more. What does this mean? This means that you need to invite Peppino for a lot of activities. Now I’m going to give some ideas on the perfect date setting, but if you feel like you know him too well you can go ahead and skip to step 4.

• If you eventually learn that fire is a big no no you can probably invite Peppino to skinny dip in an active volcano, the heat of the burning lava will raise sexual intenses between you two.

• One date setting that I personally think that could secure the bag, is a good ol’ Pizza Shop. If you have learned enough from the history of italians then you’ll know that every single italian likes to eat pizza. Of course you have to be the one that recommends going to the shop. This will of course flatter Peppino and maybe he will begin to like you much more.

• if he is so non-capable of death, this means that you could let doomguy invite you to his killing spree, in which you blow the brains out of demons in hell, and don’t worry it’s obvious that Peppino is a war veteran, the developers may not confirm that, but we already know that they just don’t want to admit it. So just maybe play a few hours of tf2 and you’re set with a killing spree!

Step 4: Telling Him Your Feelings

If you have carefully studied every part of this guide, you are almost close to sex the Italian. If you had the perfect date with Peppino. Here’s the last thing to do.
Maybe you could invite him to your house or maybe just go to his restaurant, (I prefer your home). Try inviting him inside, make sure not to spook Peppino, as he can get scared really quickly of anything. You could invite him onto your bed, but now of course I can’t proceed with whatever happens next, because I don't want this to sound like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ fanfiction. Because it’s actual true love, so I hope that out of everything I just taught you…

I BELIEVE YOU ARE NOW CAN SEX THE ITALIAN MAN

Sources:

I got my one of my sources from reddit lmao
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_pizza#:~:text=Modern%20pizza%20evolved%20from%20similar,and%20by%20emigrants%20from%20there. https://www.reddit.com/r/deadbydaylight/comments/7s5wj4/the_origin_of_the_huntress_aka_anna/

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