How to defeat Bosses in Pizza tower

This guide will show you how to beat bosses C:
Can be really helpful at times (even shows a few videos if you don't understand something. that means you can fully understand by watching a certain person do it or if you practically say "I AIN'T READIN ALLAT" .

THANK YOU!

i just wanted to say thank you for all the people who actually sacrificed their steam points just to give an award out to this thing. THANK YOU SO MUCH. and i felt like i had to put this at the top. and anyways thank you for clicking on this Guide!

How to: parry

You will need to parry multiple times on pizza tower. it's based on time and reaction. so basically what you wanna do to parry is wait for someone to attack you (boss or normal level) and then just before they hit you, Taunt. As fast as you can! and if it does a special animation and you don't take damage. You know how to Parry!

Some boss fighting tips

I have a few tips to help you out in fighting the bosses. So one tip. DO NOT RUN IT MAKES IT HARDER FOR YOURSELF. I SEE IT ALL THE TIME ON STREAMS AND ITS USUALLY THE REASON WHY THEY GET HURT A LOT. I TRIED IT MYSELF AND IT MADE ME GET HURT WAY MORE THAN USUAL. DO NOT RUN OR YOU WILL PROBABLY DIE OR TAKE A LOT OF DAMAGE. Alright. Now we have that out of the way. TIP #2: If it takes awhile and they are still flashing white. Do not risk it or you could either ruin a P rank or just die in general. I might add more tips in the future.

Pepper-man

To beat pepper-man you need some skill... well that is with all the bosses... BUT that is where I come In! I have beaten Pizza tower to over 70% so i am a trustful source. so Pepper-man will start dashing to you and if you jump over him or parry him, he will hit the wall and start flashing white. while he is flashing white, dash into him and one of his health things will get knocked of the screen. so then he does the same thing 1 more time, and every attack happens 2 times before he changes. so after you hit him 2 times he will do the same attack but he will turn around going in the direction he came from and he will flash white again! after that he will do a ground-pound above you and he will hit the floor while he is flashing white hit him again. then he will do the same thing but bounce into the air and bounce against the walls. for this you will have to punch upwards while he is in the air flashing white. then he will start doing attack 2 where he dashes towards you and goes back but he won't flash white. first you will have to attack the purple brick that falls up the top of the screen until it becomes a full statue. make Pepper-man run into the statue and he will pause and flash white. hit him then. he then does phase 2 but its all the same in the same pattern its just he's faster. OH and as well Pepper-man is attacking you there will be statues falling from the top and weird character things coming from the side. On phase 2 there will be a huge statue that comes from the side of the screen and you can just BARELY jump over it. if you don't understand something i said here is a walk-through video i found C:

The vigilante

The vigilante is more randomised than what Pepper-man is. so i'll just list all his attacks and some of the best ways to deal with it

Slide:
to avoid the sliding you just parry or jump over him

Cheese Stealth-hunter:
idk what the gun is called but i have a mod on bonelab that has that gun and its called a stealth-hunter. just jump over it! (parry not recommended)

Flamethrower: just jump over it! (he takes too long to move so parrying won't work)

Cow crate: he will call some random airdrop thing with a cow inside and the cow will bounce around the place. parry or keep moving around (if you get stomped on then it will deal damage)

Cheese-like Spud-gun:
he will jump and shoot cheese on the floor like its an Uzi

Bazooka thing:
he will shoot a missile thing on the floor and there will be yellow things that come into the sky. do not parry and jump over it

Dynamite throw:
he will throw a few dynamite at you. you can touch them in the air and you won't get hurt but if it falls on you, you will have some of your health gone

Other: there are 2 things that come from the sky and will just be an obstical
Sheriff cut-out: it will basically be something that goes in your way and you can't shoot through it so you have to shoot it to get rid of it.
Ghost: the vigilante's dead father will fly in the air like a slow lock on missile coming for you that can do damage to you.

Phase 2:
It's everything the same but you can only see the character's shadow's and the background changes

Phase 3:
you will have to do a wild west thing and draw out your gun when it tells you to draw. and to draw press the shoot button (dash) when it tells you to draw. if i said something that you don't understand here is a video

The Noise

The Noise is fully randomised so i'll do what I did with The vigilante and just list the attacks. BUT FIRST I wanna say that he will taunt you and flash white at the start. DON'T ATTACK HIM IT IS A TRAP AND HE GOES TOO FAST. alright now we have that out the way we are good!

Skateboard:
the noise will pull out a skateboard and depending on how many lives he has left he will jump over you at one point.

Air balloon:
He will throw down some bombs down and then he will jump down

Jet-pack joyride: (see what i did there?)
he basically gets a jet-pack and hits a wall and just keeps bouncing around until he stops

Pogo-stick:
he will use a Pogo-stick and keep jumping around

Phase 2:

Skateboard 2: he will do his skateboard attack but at the end he will throw his skateboard at you and if you don't jump it will send you to the other side of the map not giving you enough time to attack him (doesn't do damage when he throws his skateboard)

Pogo-stick 2:
He will do the attack normally but do a shock-wave at the end
Fake flashing white:
The Noise will flash white but when you get close just walk back because he will explode and be above you and then you can attack him

Baby Noises: There will be a small, Baby-like noise thing and you can throw it at The Noise to stun him and you can attack him if. if you didn't understand something i said here is the boss fight again

Fake Peppino

Finally. Another boss that isn't randomised. okay so fake Peppino is quite easy for me. I have had multiple S ranks and almost a P rank. so His first attack is that he dashes into you. easily dodge this by jumping over him. to attack him you must dash into him 2 times and after the 2nd time he will flash white. Then the next attack will play. His next attack is that he will jump really high and try to fall onto you. to dodge it just try and stay away from him in the air or parry him. attack him 2 times again and as normal he should flash white after the 2nd hit. his third attack is he runs around the walls mach 3 or 4 (I forgot) and to dodge him you either parry or jump over him. (a lot of this boss includes jumping)
and wait until he slows down to attack him, his 4th attack is that he super jumps up and down chasing you. to dodge this, Parry or dodge is by going from side to side. his Next attack is that he throws his head at you and runs back to get his head again. to dodge either parry or jump OR duck.
His final attack is that he will jump, taunt in the air and that will create spiky yellow things. to dodge them well. just dodge or parry (LIKE USUAL). Phase 2 is the same thing but clones attack you while fake peppino attacks you too. after you defeat him you will need to run at the end of a hallway to finally beat him

A walk through

More Later

I'm starting to get bored and my back is starting to ache from being at my PC on My chair so i'll update this soon or make a part 2! Hope this helped. THANKS FOR READING!!! C:

GUESS WHO'S BACK!!!

THAT'S RIGHT!!! I'M BACK BABY!!! CALL ME WILLIAM AFTON CUZ I ALWAYS COME BACK!!!...
Am i being cringe rn or smth? tell me in the comments. ANYWAYS I'M BACK TO TELL YOU HOW TO BEAT PIZZAHEAD!!! [insert funni peppino scream here]

PizzaHead !!!FINAL BOSS!!!

Alr. you may be asking "Why is it called Pizzahead? That's not a character." That's what you WOULD say before the boss fight. Turns out Pizzahead is a funny robot man thing. The pilot being ANOTHER PIZZA. don't ask how the creators came up with this stuff... idk either. anyways First, he will be in Pizzaface. He has 2 attacks that cycle After Every attack. The First one will be Spawning enemies. i forgor how he does it. i think he spits them out. alr 2nd attack is that he will kinda do what pepperman does and try to squish you. you could parry (i think) or dodge this attack. to attack Pizzaface. Grab an enemy and uppercut them below Pizzaface. try and hit Pizzaface with the enemy. If done succesfully. He will flash white. you should know what flashing white means by now. So. after doing all that. Pizzahead will fall out of Pizzaface (yea ik this barely makes any sense with the pizza tower lore but just go with it) then he will give you a gun to attack him with. He has 4 attacks. First one is when he brings up a rat (like brick the rat) and throw the rat to the other side of the screen. you can dodge and parry this one. The 2nd attack is that he will throw a TV up from the bottom of the screen. It's kinda a Re-Skin of the cow from the Vigilante boss. The 3rd attack is that he will bring out a gun and shoot himself in the face multiple times (it's one of those cheese guns) and it will go around the screen. you can dodge or parry this one. the final attack is that he will bring up a lever and pull it throwing up a bunch of fork-knifes. you can dodge. best to parry though. now. third phase. He will start bring out all the bosses you have fought before. (pepperman, Vigilante, The Noise, and fake peppino) so this might not make any sense but you have to fight them at the same time But NOT at the same time (at the same time. PS: suprised if you didn't stutter there). you fight 1 boss at a time. but after defeating that boss. the next boss will show up. Hopefully that made way more sense. but if you struggled on a certain boss before... NO WORRIES! you barrage them with attacks. so each boss would take 4 hits. After beating all those bosses you now start fighting pizzahead! he has 4 attacks now. and this is not randomised at all now. at the start of every attack he will jump to somewhere. try dodge that. and do not jump when he does at this time. First he will bring out some boxing gloves and punch you. Bad idea to parry this one. Try attack him after he stops. the 2nd attack is that he will bring up a fly swatter and run to the other end of the screen. you can either dodge or parry this one. the 3rd is that he will stomp the floor. before he stomps the floor. jump when you feel would be the right time to dodge the attack. (you cannot parry this at all). I will list the orders of the attacks down below.
Hit 0 - Boxing Gloves
Hit 1 - swatter
Hit 2 - stomp
Hit 3 - Boxing gloves, swatter
Hit 4 - Stomp, boxing gloves
Hit 5 - boxing gloves, Swatter, Stomp.
All in that order (I think)
After that. You have NOT finished the game. you have one last level called the crumbling tower of pizza. i would go into depth about that BUT. it's a BOSS Walkthrough. Not a Level Walkthrough.
The only thing i'm gonna say about it is you have to go through small parts of other levels you have been in before or those areas reference levels you have been to. all i'm gonna say about that. If there is anything you do not understand. Watch this video below. It also includes The crumbling tower of pizza level.

THE END OF THIS GUIDE!!!

Thank you for reading this... well unless you didn't read it and just watched the videos but even if you did. still. thank you. I randomly came across this guide again and saw how many people have seen this. so i felt like i had to get to the end of it fast. just in case people were stuck on the final boss... So thank you for coming here to get help on bosses! BYE BYE! [insert multiple Mario Yahoo sounds here]

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he was just a boy

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oh happy Halloween then

[MR.MEME]

Oh yeah also happy halloween!

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thx lol

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i do like the tutorial tho

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lol

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wow thanks for the stuff i did not need in this tutorial i already know

[jetstream sam]

you actually can hit the noise in his first taunt at the beginning but only if you use the grab button twice instead of trying to dash, the timing isnt very hard to learn though

[shoenereb]

pls tell me that this will help me on noise

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Lol