perfect Kilju brewing and delivering guide

I am going to go through the process of brewing kilju step by step so you can get that bag for your satsuma.
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Brewing and delivering

Kilju can be consumed by the player or it can be sold to Jouko at his house which is near Livaloinen's house, or his new house if the player has helped him move.

Kilju is stored and transported inside plastic juice bottles. After being sold to the drunk guy, the empty bottles can be found at the landfill site.


BREWING KILJU


In order to brew kilju, the player will need to buy some yeast and sugar from Teimo's shop. The player should also purchase some juice concentrate and drink all of it to get the empty cans. The brewing bucket that can be found in the cottage on the small island in the lake is also required for the brewing process. The kilju recipe can be found on the side of a sugar bag. The recipe is in Finnish, and it says:


Kilju recipe: 5 parts water, 1 part sugar, 1 packet yeast. Pour the sugar in the brewing bucket, add water and yeast. Close the lid. Kilju is ready after the bubbling ends.

The bucket is 30 liters, so the optimum recipe includes 6 bags of sugar and 1 packet of yeast.

Drop the sugar and yeast packets into the brewing bucket and move the bucket under the tap or head in the shower, or submerge it in the lake to fill the bucket with water, then put the lid on the bucket. A bubbling sound will be heard soon after. Do not remove the lid for long amount of time during the fermentation process, or vinegar will develop. Once the yeast is visible at the top there is only a short amount of time before vinegar will start developing.

The kilju is ready when the bubbling stops and the yeast is visible at the bottom. This will take around 2.5 real hours as the bubbling sound slowly decreases in frequency until the bubbling stops. When the kilju is ready, open the lid and dip the empty juice bottles in the brewing bucket. Alternatively, the brewing bucket itself can be lowered over an empty can to fill it up. 20 juice bottles are required to fully empty the bucket.


SELLING KILJU


Kilju can be sold to Jouko. He is outside his home between 06:00 and 22:00 daily. Kilju can be transported with any vehicle that has enough space for the cans.


To sell the kilju, place a kilju bottle on the table next to the drunk guy and wait for him to taste the product. After tasting he'll hand out money. Proceed to put kilju bottles on the table one by one and take the money from drunk guy. It is not necessary to take the money after each bottle – the amount of money in his hand increases every time a container is placed on the table despite the fact that he never appears to reach for more money.


Depending on how well the kilju is brewed, the player will be paid a varying sum of money. The highest sum the player can be paid is 170 mk per can. Therefore, the maximum amount of money that can be earned from a bucketful of kilju is 3,400 mk for 20 cans. Using five packs of sugar instead of six results in a weaker brew which will only be worth 130 mk per container.

Kilju troubleshooting

You may attempt to cheat Jouko by letting him try good kilju with the first bottle, but the rest you put on the table can just be water-filled juice bottles. He will not notice immediately that you've fooled him and pay for the bottles in full. Doing this, however, will later enrage Jouko and cause him to slash the Satsuma's tires which will then need to be replaced by Fleetari, and he will unbolt your brake lines which will inevitably cause your brakes to fail. If you do not have any tires bolted to the Satsuma, he will still unbolt your brake lines. Sold kilju bottles should teleport to the Landfill site and become empty plastic cans, but sometimes they remain as kilju bottles.


If you accidentally make a batch of bad kilju, you can just put the kilju bottles on the table as normal. Jouko will pay considerably less for bottles than a perfect batch. Dont whine to me in the contents if your kilju turned out bad and he popped your tires that just means you missed or intentionally skipped one or more steps in the guide or falsely read the brewing time/recipe.

GETTING YOUR BOTTLES BACK


To get your bottles back drive to the dumb and pick them up, they should be near the lamp post From here rinse and repeat. They should be there and you can repeat this process as much as you like you could combine this with sucking crap with the GIFU but im making a tutorial for that too.

[tinomacu]

Thanks.You have help me a lot,

[TaikaJamppa]

Cutting someone's brake lines... Attempted murder much?!

[B1ngChilling]

i actually didnt know about the cheat and the dump site that was great help man ty

[Mrgamerboy]

useful guide

[Wellow]

Epic guide

[MishoGBG]

Good guide