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Sorry, my English is terrible
Pardon for my inexcusably poor understanding of the Anglo-Frisian-Germanic language, and thus regional dialects, known by native speakers as "English". Indeed I do give my upmost effort to educate myself and better my understanding and thus comprehension of such an unusual yet widely used modern foreign language, but alas my efforts have so far encountered nothing but limited success. The combinations of both Latin and Germanic lexis have so far proved to be a serious tribulation for my progress.

However, I do not share such linguistic capabilities and expansive lexicon in my understanding of "English", so therefore I must once again profusely apologise for my such poor use of the vocabulary, Grammar and other such linguistic factors that one must consider in this context.

I used to roll half a bottle of laxative pills into a Crunch wrap supreme and then leave cow pies on peoples door mats. People in my town installed porch cameras to catch the "Phantom S hitter" they said it couldn't possibly be one man, the hits were too frequent and too large. It had to be a whole gang of city punks coordinating and making planned precision strikes. I felt like a god among lesser beings in my town. Every time i was at the local diner and i overheard someone screaming about the black slop they found on their porch i felt powerful and unstoppable. I became too arrogant, started striking during the day. That's when they caught me and strung me up in the streets and hit me with rocks. I barely escaped with my life and i had to leave town. Now after all these years, I'm in a new town and I behave well enough. But I've got this nagging feeling, the urge is back, and I'm starting to think that my new town is about to experience a storm

Trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your a ss the next moment.

I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling.

Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours!

Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel.

Waluigi is the ultimate example of the individual shaped by the signifier. Waluigi is a man seen only in mirror images; lost in a hall of mirrors he is a reflection of a reflection of a reflection. You start with Mario – the wholesome all Italian plumbing superman, you reflect him to create Luigi – the same thing but slightly less. You invert Mario to create Wario – Mario turned septic and libertarian – then you reflect the inversion in the reflection: you create a being who can only exist in reference to others. Waluigi is the true nowhere man, without the other characters he reflects, inverts and parodies he has no reason to exist. Waluigi’s identity only comes from what and who he isn’t – without a wider frame of reference he is nothing. He is not his own man. In a world where our identities are shaped by our warped relationships to brands and commerce we are all Waluigi.

Second grade survival guide:

• second grade gets HARD. Stay on top of all your homework.

• in sexond grade you learn the hard $hit. Multiplication is no joke. may b get a tutor

• grammer and speling will kill you so practiece a lot

• dronk water

• study 40 hours a day

• dating gets real. this is the grade to get a serious boy/girlfriend. this isn’t 1st grade anymore. cooties aren’t a thing anymore.

• if u get a bad grade punch ur teacher in their crotch!

• 99.99% of people lose their virginity in 2nd grade. don’t get left behind

• girls: no more shopping at justice or baby gap anymore. shop at the real stores now. Like Victoria secret and brandy Melville

• guys: wear heelies to get all the hoes

• you should defiantly know where you wanna go to college at this point

• take all ap classes

• $hit your pants on the first day of school to assert your dominance

I'm not a boomer. I am not a boomer. Do not f ucking call me a boomer ever again. I am quite honestly one of the least boomer people you have ever met. I make jokes about depression, mad f ucking f ucked depression. I am not boomer. I am not a boomer. Stop saying I am a boomer. If you were a boomer, I would have probably already punched the s hit out of you by now, but fortunately you are a zoomer whose body remained un-touched by my fat, meaty, fists because I AM NOT A BOOMER. If I was a boomer though, you would find my Jackhammer pounding your face with my fists. Luckily for you, I am NOT A BOOMER, and you will have your virgin face remain unpounded ad infinitum. Actually, it seems to me like you are the boomer here. You are a boomer, not me. I am not a boomer, and I will never be. If I was ever a boomer in a past life (which I WASN'T), I would be killing myself right now, that is how boomer I AM NOT.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that. It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play rust sometime its a really cool survival game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

This Profile made me Realize that life is is a characteristic that distinguishes physical entities that have biological processes, such as signaling and self-sustaining processes, from those that do not,either because such functions have ceased,or because they never had such functions and are classified as inanimate.Various forms of life exist, such as plants, animals,archaea,and bacteria.Biology is the science concerned with the study of life.There is currently no consensus regarding the definition of life.One popular definition is that organisms are open systems that maintain homeostasis, are composed of cells,have a life cycle,undergo metabolism,can grow,adapt to their environment,respond to stimuli, reproduce and evolve.However, several other definitions have been proposed, and there are some borderline cases of life,The prevailing scientific hypothesis is that the transition from non-living to living entities was not a single event, but a gradual process of increasing complexity.

Please respond, I am the mother of a 9 year old that you played Minesweeper with. After your [One "vs" One] match with him he came home with a sore back, not too long after that he got diagnosed with autism out of the sudden, my child has always been very loquacious and talktive, it all started changing after your match please tell me what happened in your private lobby, i tried joining the lobby but it asked for my credit card information for some reason so i didn't trust that, Please don't take offense in this but the internet is a wild place nowadays you can't trust anything anymore. more importantly tho, i await your reply, please contact me at "[e-mail]" if you happen to read this.

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Hey Nice Profile Bro.
Holy $hit This is a really cool profile you've got here!!! I can't stop respecting the beauty of it !! Take my +Rep! Take another from my second account !! (+repx2) Hell, take a 5 Dollar Gift Card, why not? Scratch that, a 10 dollar card ! Scratch that, a 25 dollar card even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping a$$hole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your Steam Profile looks so good and i can't stop respecting it !!

Eating mustard with Oreos? Not in my Godd4mn Country.
To the Buffoons behind the USA Today crossword puzzle, Today's (2/12/20) clue for 10 down was "Cookie that some people eat with mustard", i eventually filled in "OREO." I was confused but willing to admit my ignorance for the sake of completing your godforsaken puzzle, and then i tried it. you bastards. I Would hope that given the cultural influence of the USA today crossword puzzle, the puzzle masters would exert some sort of quality review for their clues, oreos and mustard?---I can now inform you with learned experintial certainty---are WRETCHED. I would be very appreciative if you would kindly refund $0.14---the exact cost of the 4 Altoids i had to consume to get the taste out of my mouth---to my venmo. i'm willing to forgive the cost of the oreo:$0.18. the mustard was free. get your godd4m Mustard Out of my oreos you sick bastards.

In my 7+ Years McDonalds career i always worked hard and tried to make the best burgers. i personally believe that burgers have the power to change the world, you don't know it but when u eat a good burger your brain instantly starts bursting dopamine like crazy, the more you eat of a good burger the more you want more of it, after eating at least two burgers you'd already contracted ADDICTION to my burgers, now you are my burger minion, i can command you to do whatever i wish, my plan was to take over the world governments by creating a massive revolt with my burgers influence over people, but As of now at least, current workforce doesn't fit this principle. not to mention that my manger is being an A$$hat recently, and with that, McDonalds is unable/unwilling to make changes to fit that goal. so my plan is put on pause for the time being.

Look i know This is going to sound crazy, but i saw someone post THE same paragraph as mine just a minute ago On another person's steam profile. The odds of two people having the same paragraph-long thought is astronomical, especially on the world wide web of the internet !!. Wow. i'm absolutely blown, what are the ODDS right??? just thinking about it melts my brain haha, it's really mind boggling when these really rare things happen to you haha, i guess this is just another once in a lifetime experience to check off the list, i'll make sure to right down today's date and time just to make sure i remember this legendary moment of when someone thought of the exact long paragraph as mine on the internet :D !!!

Feet.What else can I say?Absolutely marvelous.Stupendous.Utterly amazing,l'd say.The scale,the size,the shape all perfect.The perplexing scent may seem,to put it in the peasants language,nasty,at first,but as you truly realize the beauty of feet,it grows on you.It's an incredible metaphor for life-even the most perfect thing will have a flaw, but it too must be appreciated,and in a way,it improves said thing even more.But the best part is,undoubtedly,the taste.Ohh,ahh.. scrumptious! Splendid! If it were up to me,i'd lick them all day,everyday From the very tip of the heel to the ends of every single toe,as my tongue slowly drifts across the deserted surface.The burn you feel on your tongue feels odd and makes you feel uneasy at first,but it's part of the experience,and soon enough you learn to love it,as you start feeling it permanently.It's all you can feel But sucking the toes is truly the highlight.The mere thought of sticking them in my mouth makes me ejaculate in mere seconds...

Boner physics Lesson :
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average D ick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average D ick weighs about 100 grams.

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of C ock

Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the C ocks are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated D ick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.

I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22

The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.

So in conclusion If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.

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i'm a professional Weeb $hitposter I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Weeb Forces, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on 4Ch4n Normies, I have over 300 Viral Memes all over the internet, a PHD in weebery and Animemes knowledge and relevance, i also studied the Dimensional theory from Stiens Gate and debated it against steven hawking's studies of the dark matter, gave those casual scientists a taste of ANIME, I Can Be Anywhere, Anytime, For i have mastered the Art of ninjutsu after watching the show known as naruto for over 420 times and after observing every single move, act, hand sign, breath, the characters do i was able to actually unlock my chakra gates and now i can use ninjutsu at ease, i've also managed to learn breathing techniques as shown and demonstrated in demon's slayer and now i can use the breath of sun with no issues what so not, i've also mastered the japanese language solely through watching anime,So you better watch out for me losers.

Our moon is so useless and pathetic compared to all of the cool moons out there in the solar system. While other moons have all these cool features, all our Moon did was hit us, and then get a free ride orbiting us for a few billion years.
Europa is such a cool moon, that it could potentially have liquid water underneath. The gravitational effects of its planet Jupiter, and some of Jupiter's other Moons (including Ganymede, a moon so sick, it is bigger than the planet Mercury, and almost as big as Mars; Callisto, another huge a$$ moon bigger than ours, one that might even have water as well; and Io, a pizza coloured moon with f ucking sulfuric volcanoes) cause internal movement for the body, meaning there might not only be the biggest ocean currently known in the universe there, but it could very well have geothermic vents. Geothermic vents mean that there could potentially be life there! Our stupid a$$ moon can't do none of that $hit, it's just barren.
So Yeah F uck our moon.

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please, PLEASE, stop referring to women as females. it’s dehumanizing. women don’t like it. not to mention it’s weird to say men and females in the same sentence. just say women. a majority of the time, when someone says “females,” the follow up is deeply rooted in misogyny. it’s also grammatically weird. female is often used as an adjective, not a subject (example: female cat). it’s often used to describe animals, not people. it’s an easy way to call women inferior without saying it out loud. Additionally, when you refer to women as females, you’re also reducing women to their reproductive parts and abilities, which is just gross and demeaning. i'm sorry but if you're a male then you're nothing more than a pig, and we don't need you anymore to reproduce in our society because now we have trans women. so just die or something.

You're So Funny Bro ... I literally died laughing from that joke. Your joke was so original and complex that the simpleminded might not even understand it. You know what, while I'm laughing at your hilarious joke, I want you to raise my kids and f uck my wife. I'll probably be laughing for the next 22 years so I won't be able to take care of them. I ask you to pull out your 16-inch c ock and insert it into my wife's tight v agina.

Also, you might want to start asking for other people's iq's before sharing this joke with them due to the fact that some people might not get it and get r/woooshed. You know what, I'm going to save this on every device I have to show your kids in the future why I'm not their father anymore.

Anyway, enough of me rambling. I'm going to sign the divorce papers so you can f uck my wife asap and share your superior genes with my bloodline so i can also be somewhat a part of your great legacy.

I used to sexually Identify myself as a "can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why". Ever since I was a child, friends in my class tended to mock me because I was a different request. I always dreamt of life without friends, but my mom told me its not healthy to be a request without any friends. If you're reading this, I am probably gone for good by now, and universe needs your help to find the answer for this question, can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

ENDGAME SPOILER!!!!
At the end of Endgame, Thanos agrees to undo everything he's done if the Avengers can beat him in a penis measuring contest, but none of the avengers even came close. Even the Hulk is shorter than Thanos by a noticeable amount, and their girth isn't even comparable. That's when, at the last moment, Captain Marvel pulls down her pants and unleashes the phattest hawg the universe has ever seen. Shamed by her immense size, Thanos undoes all that he has done, and then commits Japanese ritual suicide. AKA seppuko, He is now buried in an unmarked grave in Area 51.. salute to our fallen alien brother everyone. Don't forget to drop frankerZ's and kappa's in forsen's chat.

Sitting on a toilet's seat that is still warm from the last person is the closest I’ve come to physical contact with another human in 10 years.
Sometimes when I’m feeling really alone I’ll stroll down to the nearby park/Library and read a book with an eye on the bathroom. If someone enters and is in there for more than 3 minutes I mark my spot with a bookmark and patiently wait for them to exit. The Second The door opens up and they walk out of it, I instantly stride quickly, right infront of them, to the stall before the warm porcelain hug fades. after that i proceed to sit on the warm toilet seat and i just inhale the other person's scent and aura that's still lingering around.
anyways i was just wondering, do you guys think this is a weird thing to do, cuz i just feel like it's really a normal human interaction and people really to stop judging me for doing this ...

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oh- uhhhh ... Sorry guys i was just cleaning my keyboard haha it's not like i was stalking your profile and suddenly had the urge to clean my keyboard mid way after my hands got too sweaty from jerking it off haha, silly you lol.

This profile offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese-filipino-mexican hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra porn naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. Im also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog with cat Pu$$y of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper sonic death whos in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me,assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified Peni$ privileged ♥♥♥♥ slave owner terrorist lesbian.

The other day, my son came home for Christmas with his new partner. I was excited to meet her, but imagine my horror when it turned out to be another man. I immediately started to protest, but my son said "Dad, this is who I am" Without missing a beat, I turned around and said, "You forgot to say NO H0M0" But my boy simply scoffed at me and said, "Actually dad, I AM a homosexual" I stared straight at my son, penetrating his soul with my eyes, and said, "But that's gay." As soon as I said that, my son began to convulse. He dropped to floor in some sort of manic state, spit pouring from his mouth as his eyes rolled back into his head. His bf tried to help him, but I pushed that dainty little queer away with my heteronormative strength. After a full minute, my son opened his eyes and said, "Dad, you cured me of my homosexuality." Then he pointed at that queer and said, "Let's get that hom0!" After we wiped Brian's blood off our hands, we sat down with a beer and watched some football.

F.uck off right. You think you know every F.ucking thing about anime but guess what, prick. You don't. Cory in the house is a japanese animation style that was made at the 12th of january 2007 with a 2 and a half star rating from IMDb which I just find untrue. How can you go wrong with: Madison Pettis, Kyle Massey, Jason Dolley, Mairara Walsh, Rondell Sheriden, John D'Aquino, Lisa Arch, Jake Thomas and Raven Symoné i guess IMDb are just uncultured, like you. So don't ever come to me saying you know anime. because you clearly DON'T.

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Random Fact ! did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human d icks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility.

I just have one thing to say... If you think for a second, that putting milk before cereal is valid in any way, think again buddy. You know what happens to little boys and girls who don't put the cereal in the right way?! THEY END UP ON THE GROUND OUTSIDE OF A LOCAL WALMART, NEVER TO SEE THEIR PARENTS AGAIN. YOU'RE PATHETIC. NOBODY LIKES YOU, NOT EVEN YOUR UNBORN CHILDREN. Say hi to Satan for me you vile creature.

Man i really miss the good old days in school. every day, right after the pledge of allegiance and before the morning announcements, the teacher would have us line up single-file clockwise around the room so we each get a fair chance to threaten to murder her with our guns. If you forgot your handgun at home that day, or your mom forgot to pack it for you, you didn’t get to threaten teacher’s life and instead had to clean out the chalkboard erasers while watching your friends and peers shove weapons in your teacher’s face. That was the worst, when mom would forget to pack my gun, because I hated cleaning those erasers. They always irritated my sinuses.

I genuinely couldn't be bothered to peruse the entirety of that. Would you be able to peruse it to me? Like, make a TL;DR and idiotic it down, yet in addition clarify the entire story. I didn't peruse it since it is a lot for me to peruse. Original Poster has my downvote for not making a TL;DR for me. Just an excessive amount of text to peruse brother, to an extreme. Truly, excessively long and I can't envision perusing the entirety of that, to an extreme! It is a lot for me to peruse, and I need assistance understanding it, simply please assist me with perusing the entirety of that, it needs perusing and you have to make a TL;DR for me, else I'll downvote you, lol loser.

Ok let me help you out with this one, Saying Pineapple does not belong on pizza is like saying poop does not belong in the toilet, but rather on the floor, it's bizarre right?, where else am i going to $hit if not inside the toilet, heck my parents would even kick me out of the house, i know i'm a fully grown 42 years old human being but godd@m i ain't not fancy sleeping on the pavement with rats and cockroaches, heck i'd rather $hit on the floor of my bathroom over living such a life, smh ... so please don't say that poop does not belong inside of the toilet, it's a really naive and weak argument that can be countered in many ways, anyways, the other day i tried eating this pizza that had some sort of a yellow sweet fruit on it and it was so yucky, i really feel like people sometimes goes way too far with food ... i'm definitely sticking to my batmeat pizza for sure. don't trust any of these new flavors coming out nowadays smh...

Do I have any questions? Unless you are a published theoretical physicist and have earned a Master of Science and two PhDs, have an IQ of 187, and went to college at 11, research String Theory at Caltech, switched disciplines from bosonic string theory to heterotic string theory and reconciled the black hole information paradox using a string network condensate approach, worked on the string theory implications of gamma rays from dark matter annihilations and considered a method for optimizing a 500 GeV particle detector to this end, jointly wrote a paper on supersolids to be presented at an Institute of Experimental Physics topical conference on Bose-Einstein condensates, keep a whiteboard in the living room for scientific theories containing virtual particles in quantum mechanics or series of Riemann zeta functions, then no I don't think i have any questions.

In the song titled "Milkshake" by Kelis, she exclaims how all the boys show up in her yard for milkshakes which claim to be better than mine. Not only is this self entitlement, but she doesn't give any valid reasons as to why her milkshakes are better. According to the lyrics of this boastful chant, she is willing to offer lessons for making such a milkshake but for a price. Could that mean that the ingredients used to make this milkshake cost more than the labelled price and instead of increasing it to maintain profit, she gives lessons on how to make such a milkshake in order to compensate for her lack of total earnings? Is she that desperate to keep ALL the boys in her yard!? A low price in exchange for a higher consumer rate, and yet she claims that her milkshakes are better than mine. What if she were to increase the prices, will all the boys still head to the yard cause the milkshake is THAT good??

You placed Silver 3 ? haha, i placed lem with my eyes closed bro, fragged out and mvp'd every game and i didn't even realise half the time. really, i didn't even break a sweat, felt like a walk in the park ... idk why you kids keep saying the game is full of cheaters haha, i guess i'm just that good oh well :).. But Yea ! squad up with me, then you'll realise how easy this game can be when someone else does all the work for you. love your L's Streak on faceit btw, looks like a solid hot train of L's.

——— abortion is 400$, plan B is 30$, a condom is 5$, but being gay is free

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——— neighbour's basement is 15$, a carton box is 2$, but living in your head is rent free

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If u suck your own d⁣ick while you turn 18, it is considered illegal due to gravitational time dilation.
Ok so hear me out. Due to gravitation time dilation, your upper body is technically older then your lower body, that is ofcourse ... due to Gravitational Time Dilation. Gravitational Time Dilation is the effect gravity has on time. The lower the gravitational potential, the faster time is. Knowing this, because your d⁣ick has more gravitational potential then your head, your head is older then your d⁣ick (by like less then a millionth of a nanosecond but that doesn’t matter). So if you were sucking your own d⁣ick while you turned 18, your head would age first. This means your 18 year old head would be sucking you 17 year old d⁣ick. and you're a pedophile. that's all i wanted to say ! Thank you for listening to my TED Talk.

Chess is dead

Chess hasn't been updated in almost 200 years and it's obvious the devs have abandoned it. The greedy creators took your money and laughed all the way to the bank.

I remember back in 705 AD when chess was fun. Then they started adding stupid features no one wanted like "Castling" and "En Passant" instead of listening to player feedback and fixing game-breaking bugs. I've been complaining for YEARS about the collision-detection glitch with the horsey. The "clipping-thru-pieces" bug has been abused to death and the lazy devs refuse to fix it.

Don't support this awful behaviour and boycott this company.

Based? Based on what? On your d󠀡󠀡ick? Please shut the f󠀡󠀡uck up and use words properly you f󠀡󠀡uckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correlate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random s󠀡󠀡hit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the f󠀡󠀡uck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "ass" in the stage? HELL NO YOU F󠀡󠀡UCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the f󠀡󠀡uck up and use words properly you dumb b󠀡󠀡itch

My life changing journey of becoming vegan.
After the first week of being vegan I woke up ripped. My toes had so much muscle mass they looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger. My biceps were so heavy I wouldn’t be able to lift them if I wasn’t vegan. My neck had become a pyramid of muscle and vein and I was so strong I didn’t need to take my car to work, I just walked there and the city moved underneath me somehow. After the second week I laid an egg and out popped a smaller version of me. I took him with me everywhere and together we laughed at meat eaters and bashed the skulls of school children eating Lunchables. Finally on the third week I transformed into an ascended being, I shredded my human form and became a beautiful celestial piece of broccoli. Now I move across the universe blessing worlds with my wisdom of all things. I am officially a vegan.

I F󠀡󠀡UCKING HATE THE INTERNET
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Does anyone else bite their Controller?
This is not a $hitpost, I really do this.

I don't like to rage when I'm playing online, so when something really annoying happens and I get p issed, I try not to yell or punch something. Instead, I keep a straight face and I angrily bite into my Controller for a few seconds until my anger is released. The best part of this is that Sony seems to have built the Controller with this in mind, because the plastic material seems completely resistant to my teeth. Legit, there are never teeth marks even mere minutes after the initial chomp.

What I'm wondering is, does anyone else here do the same? Am I the only munching player? I hope I've inspired someone to try the same, it's a super good way to take your anger out without damaging anything or making noise!

I divorced my wife of 20 years today, who also donated her kidney to me, because she dislikes The Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
I’m f.ucking furious, after 20 years you’d think you know someone right?

Today I asked her “hey I’m in the mood to watch some Star Wars, wanna join me?” To where she replied “sure.” I told her we can just skip all of the bad movies that the alt right has an obsession with (the prequels) and go straight to watching the objective masterpieces known as the ST. My wife LAUGHED (yes directly at me, no f.ucking respect from this woman) replying she didn’t really like them and found them boring. I looked at her straight in the eye, it all became clear to me, my wife is a misogynist, she just hates women, she doesn’t respect women whatsoever.

So I slapped that dumb b itch in the face and screamed “I WILL NOT TOLERATE MISOGYNY IN THIS HOUSEHOLD, YOU JUST HATE IT BECAUSE IT HAS A FEMALE LEAD” she shen started crying and acting like a victim, so i just kicked her out.

Time to up my game with a new chess book I just bought. Then instead of only beating you in chess, I will utterly eradicate you off the face of this damn earth, leaving no trace of you or any physical realization at any other point in time that has, as a result, been as well eradicated. Truly this eradication stretches before the immediate present: it extends to the future, obviously, as your miserable little commie ass will be non-existent in any stretch of the word; and it also extends to the past. Though your distant memory may live on (regrettably for you, since your people will remember you as nothing more but a desperate despot that cannot even begin to comprehend my awesome alliteration anyway), it will cease to be positive in the light of any one person's eyes, especially that of your citizenry, but furthermore, it will not be as vivid as it may have once been. My eradication will be so destructive in its wake that, really, all memories of you will be distorted.

Yeah I just pinged you.
you gonna cry? gonna go whine to the police? did the Comment Notification hurt? are you gonna sit there at night before bed just thinking about how much the notif upset you? gonna create an incredible life with a beautiful wife and wonderful children just to cover up the fact that you've been so angry at this one comment notif on a steam profile that has it's comments section set as public because you didn't make it private ? gonna regret not suppressing comments in settings every single day, wishing you had just put the slightest effort to not get pinged? gonna become slowly more and more toxic every single day of your life towards the people you're supposed to love but feel nothing towards? gonna go through years of lying to your therapist and pretending your issues are related to your life when in reality they're just related to that one comment notif you received on your steam profile ? yeah.

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No joke, Crazy Frog made me realize i was gay. rewatched all of the crazy frog videos again and again, pausing whenever there was a good shot of his floppy donger. I noticed was getting hard during one viewing, so started jerking off to the frog monster's little weeny. Probably the best Nut of my life, and I've been chasing that feeling ever since. have always wanted to have sex with Crazy Frog. have fantasized about this for many years, and I have always masturbated to this though and only this thought. want him to hover and fly towards me until his d1ck makes contact with my male genitalia and I scream in pleasure and he uses his frog hawg to penetrate my human hole.

This is my magic sex gun. All I do is point it at a woman I want to bang, and BANG! She's all over me. How does it work? Go to MagicSexGundotcom . You can have your own! And it's not buying hookers, not using personal sites, and definitely not spanking it to pr0n... so go to MagicSexGundotcom before we take the site down. This magic sex gun works especially well on younger women. Point your magic sex gun at your innocent-looking young coworker and bam! She's sucking your stick below the desk. Point it at the cute young French woman bagging your groceries and bam! She's letting you rail her behind the dumpster. And of course... point it at any girl on a dating app site, and well... you'll feel like you have a sex machine gun with all the women you're mowing down. This is only if you go to MagicSexGundotcom . Get it right now: MagicSexGundotcom . There's only so many magic sex guns available, so you want to get in while the getting is good. MAGICSEXGUNdotCOM!

The ending of the WWII is AWFUL
So am I the only one upset about how WWII ended? I mean they built Hitler up to be the big bad and just when he is about to face justice, he goes and kills himself. WTF was the point of him if FDR and Churchill were not going to fight him in an epic duel to save the world? And don't get me started on FDR! They just kill him half way through the war. Truman totally did not deserve to win the war, his character arc was not about war winning. And it certainly wasn't about destroying two cities with bull$hit deus ex super weapons that came out of no where.

And another thing that pissed me off is that in the last episode of the war we find out that Stalin was a bad guy the entire time! Where was this foreshadowed to us? WTF, absolute character assassination. He was all about freeing the oppressed and bringing about a new system that wasn't shackling the poor and they made him a dictator? That is bull$hit!

YouTube comment on sad songs be like
My dad loved this song, we used to stay up all night listening to this and watching Alivin And The Chipmunks: Roadchip. Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip is a 2015 American live action computer animated family comedy film directed by Walt Becker and written by Randi Mayem Singer and Adam Sztykiel.[4][5] The fourth and final installment in the Alvin and the Chipmunks film series, and the sequel to 2011's Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked, it stars Jason Lee, Tony Hale, Kimberly Williams-Paisley, Josh Green, and Bella Thorne, with the voices of Justin Long, Matthew Gray Gubler, Jesse McCartney, Kaley Cuoco (replacing Amy Poehler), Anna Faris and Christina Applegate. We always laughed when funny chipmunk fart! He died of J. O. E about three to four minutes ago. I miss you every day dad!

Hi >>insert profile name<<

I Wanted to reach out to you following this morning's class. i really appreciated your contributions to our discussion, but felt that i should follow up with you.

I noticed that, during class, you appeared to consume an entire chocolate cake. Normally i would never be one to police my students eating habits, but i reviewed the class recording and you finished the whole thing in 43 seconds. i'm pretty sure i watched you unhinge your jaw like some kind of a snake.

is everything going okay at home? is your jaw okay? Please let me know i can be of any support.

Do women actually orgasm?

There is no conclusive physiological evidence of it. Men are very clear, obvious...but women not so much. One thing is clear, women are taught that they are SUPPOSED to orgasm. Perhaps it is an unreasonable myth? That would help explain why so many women are sexually "unsatisfied".. Perhaps because they are expecting some defining moment like men have...Maybe a women's sexual experience is just totally different from a mans?

I will study the issue further.

POV: Eminem is holding you captive in your own basement
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that’s an awfully taunt

sailors knot

can you escape it?

prolly not.

try to leave the basement, you’ll get shot

pull out my nine

it goes pop pop

Can a Gay Vegan swallow semen and still be considred a vegan?

Vegans don't eat dairy, semen is a protein containing substance from a mammal, that's very close to dairy. The fact that it comes from a mammal also means it's an "animal product" ... Sure you might not be hurting anyone, but does that seriously mean you would consider yourself a vegan if you swallowed semen? I don't mean any of this in offense, in anyway.. just wondered what the consensus was.

I wish I was Indian. I hate being trapped in this shell of "good behavior" imposed on me by a cucked society, this prison that forbids me from being honest with women and expressing who I really am. Every time I see an Indian messaging a random white girl from a country thousands of miles away on facebook just to say "hello dear I suck on your t its" I think, f uck, I wish I could just say that to women too. Imagine being so honest. The girl replies "umm gross lol" or something but she still replied. She still knows you want to tickle her with your thick Indian moustache. No matter how brief, there was a meeting of souls between you, she knows that you know that she knows that you want to suck on her wonderful t its and call her beautiful, the urge is dispensed and done with on your part, and now you can get back to your important work.

Instead I'm imprisoned in a KEK society where I have to pretend women showing me their asscheeks and wearing skin-tight clothing is normal.

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Ben Shapiro Attempts to Sing All Star:

Now, lets say, hypothetically, that somebody once told me that the world would proceed to roll me, and made the claim that I was not, the smartest tool in the shed. Which would lead us to look at the facts and see that she was looking kind of dumb, due to the fact that she had placed her finger and her thumb, in the shape of the letter L, located on her forehead.

This would mean that the years would start coming, and logically wont stop coming, that I was, hypothetically, fed to the rules, which would proceed with me hitting the ground running. Which didn’t make sense, to live for fun, in a way that your brain gets smart, yet your head gets dumb, seeing as there’s so much to do, and so much to see, so now I must pose the question, what is wrong with taking the backseat? This is due to the fact that you’ll never know if you don’t go, nor you will shine if you don’t glow.

Kermit the frog caused 9/11. In the 2002 TV film "It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie", there's a part where an angel shows Kermit an alternate reality where he was never born. For whatever reason, the editors didn't really think about it, and continued to use footage with the twin towers still standing for this scene, however they aren't there in his original universe. Therefore, something that Kermit did in his life, did in fact cause 9/11 in Muppet lore.

Greetings, Is it Possible that i may come inside your place that i assume is the place of your residence?
"Man f uck you i see you at work"
Aw, African american fellow. Don't hate me cause i'm beautiful, African american fellow, HYPOTHETICALLY. if you got rid of that old yee yee a$$ haircut you've got, you might happen to get some female attention on your male genitalia area, you can even assume its a possibility that tanisha will ring your unsavory self back on your cellphone device, but that is only to say that she ever stops spending her time with that brain surgeon or lawyer she is currently giving attention to. African American Fellowwww
" WHAT "
" Ugh, Mf'er "

Ok so I'm not gay but I'm Swedish and have a fantasy where Germany win world war two and Sweden needs to export aryan twink boipu$$y slaves to high ranking SS officers for pleasure. I imagine I'm a shy little blonde twink with smooth pale skin and being brought into komedant heinrichs bedroom to give him pleasure. He is a tall broad shoulders kraut with a jawline that could cut a diamond and with massive daddy muscles and I'm a pathetic skinny little boipu$$y twink. He pulls me into his arms force kissing me and pressing my chest against his. He pins me down on the bed tearing my cute lil virgin panties off, he has waited for this for a long time. He teases my boipu$$y with his massive thicc German c0ck and then he goes all in. F.ucking me with a force I've never felt before. Every thrust makes him moan with pleasure. I love the fact I give him pleasure. He c.ums deep into my sissy swede guts, breeding my booty hole then he cuddles me with his strong masculine German arms until I fall asleep on his chest.

Extreme Destroy D1ck December
allow me to explain.

Extreme Destroy D1ck December is where you nut as many times that day according to the date factorial.

On Day 1 it's not so bad. It's just 1, so you nut once. Day 2 isn't bad either, since 1 x 2 = 2. Day 3, 1 x 2 x 3 = 6, so a little challenging but nothing too major. Day 4 is where it really starts though. 4! is 24. So that's nutting once every hour. Day 5 gets worse. 5! is 120. 120 / 24 = 5, which means you nut 5 times per hour. Day 6: 720 times per day. That translates to 30 times per hour or once every 2 minutes

By December 31st you'd be a dehydrated corpse, but if you somehow survived:

31! is 8.22x10^33.

That / 24 is 3.43x10^32.

That / 60 is 5.71x10^30.

Divide by 60 again and you get 9.52x10^28.

Divide by 1000 and it's 9.52 x 10^25 times. Every millisecond. An incomprehensibly large number of nuts every millisecond, if someone could please calculate the amount of energy required for that it'd be greatly appreciated

No joke. Back in 2004, I had a friend who used to make sick percussive beats in class on the pen and pencil. He did some sick 4/4 and 3/4 rhythms sometimes hitting some cheeky 32nd notes and it was too advanced for my 4th grade ears.

I should get him to come start doing music again. In 2013 to 2016 he was a guitarist in a metalcore band with some old friends of ours. When they broke up he went back home to his wife and kind of gave up on life. He just sits at home like a depressed boy and I honestly tried so hard to stay in touch with him but its so hard to do so when all they want is isolation.

I hope to get him back and perhaps get him back on the musical path again. He was a gifted musician.

My mom said that my aunt died and that we are going to her funeral the next morning. As soon as she left the room crying I busted out laughing because it reminded me of among us a popular video game. So as we were riding in the car I was thinking about saying "dead body reported" at the funeral. When we finally arrived I screamed "dead body reported" everyone was looking at me like i'm some sort of a weirdo. Then I remembered that my grandfather's sister fell in the vents and died when she was 2 years old. So I said grandpa's sister sus she vented. My grandfather started crying and everyone was screaming at me instead of laughing. My mom took my x box and said that I am going to therapist tomorrow. Idk man my mom is acting kinda sussy

There was a meme of a person trolling their school with Among Us. I am doing that to my office. My coworkers were working at their desks and I went up behind one of them. I yelled "When the imposter is sus!" and did the grin (from the meme) and hoped he would get it. He told me to go away so I slapped him and said "SUS! EJECT HIM!" Everybody was looking at me from throughout the office. I said "You're all impostors!" If they don't get the reference they are imposters! I ran over to the douchebag Jerry and smacked him, but he pushed me away and started calling the office. He got on the call but I got on the phone and said "HAHAHA YOU'RE A BIT SUSSY! DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN" like the Among Drip theme song I ran out the door because I don't want to work with a bunch of LOSERS.

Why I Quit Pissing in The Sink - My Story
For a time, I was an avid sinkpisser. I probably went over a year without pissing in the potty. It was so easy to unbuckle my pants, and let that meat log hit the edge of the bowl with a smack. The sink was always perfect pissing height too. No splash. But then I started running into problems that threatened the longevity of the piss. You see, I would shut the drain hatch, so I could look upon my creation. One time I even pissed blood. But the white bowl white start to get these stains on the inside. I could never explain this if my parents asked. To this day, there are stains, and I must confess I have largely given up the sinkpissing ways. I do however, still do it in public bathrooms or if I'm at someone else's house, so I guess I didn't entirely quit. This is my story.

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"When the c⁣um is sus" (the dream i cant escape from):

i go to sleep and it starts it starts faster then joe biden touching children
I'm a Crewmate sitting in my room and i get horny so i jack off, and then the impostor vents in. she says she wont kill me if she can help, so she takes some clothes off and then in self defense i piss. and then she looks up at me and says when the c.um is sus 100x. she calls a meeting and they scream it at me for the nest 5 hours until i wake up

Bro listen carefully, your mom is going to call an emergency meeting to eject you. Your parents will try to say that you've been acting "sus" and you're the imposter. Do not let this happen. I repeat, DO NOT LET THIS HAPPEN. When they call the emergency meeting spam the chat with "mom sus i saw her faking med". Tell your dad that he can trust you and say "if mom isn't the imposter eject me next". Convince him to vote your mom out. Then you mom will be ejected and you will get "mom was not the imposter" screen. Then your dad will freak out and try to call an emergency meeting to eject you. Don't let him do that. Vent to dad's room as quickly as you can and say "sussy baka" and eliminate him. Report his body and get away.

Do Women really like bad boys?
We hear it all the time. Women go crazy for badboys, i've just wondered how true it is. so i tried applying it to my dating life a little. is that really what women want?

it's got 6.9/10 on IMDB its not like it was that great of a movie but it's kind of a cult classic. Will Smith and Martin Lawrence have pretty good chemistry together.

Most dates i always try to bring up the movie a handful of times through the conversation. Then i always suggest we go back to my place and watch Bad Boys 1. i then try to set up a second date with Bad Boys 2 and the third date with 3. Most women don't really seem too enthused and i have never made it to the 3rd date/movie. i'm always trying to concentrate really hard on watching the movie when we watch it so she can see how much i love it too.

I just don't get why people think women love this movie so much, and it hasn't worked great in my dating life. Ladies let me know what you think about bad boys. Thanks!

heyyy >>name<< i just got redirected to your steam account through your onlyfans account. i just want to mention that im a huge fan of yours and i am a platinum tier sub too!!! :D :D i don't really wanna waste your time or anything haha cause you must have a lot of stuff to do you know.. im pretty sure you aren't even gonna read this.. i shouldn't even bother writing this, i know i really don't mean anything to you cause you are such an angel bestowed upon this cruel world. i just wanna say that you have changed my life and maybe it would be nice if you could unblock me on twitter and instagram even after i messaged and threatened all the weird men in your comments but its fine if you don't wanna haha

My ISP is cringe

So a while ago I was pirating games and my ISP sent a warning. I got my stimulus check and didnt need to pirate games anymore so I stopped, but well, the stimmy ran dry, I cant afford a VPN rn and i'm trying to pirate some games for me and my friends. Can I use the hotspot on my phone to pirate games or will the ISP somehow see that. also is bittorrent a good option for pirating. Kind of a noob and would really appreciate some help.

i’m 11 but i’m turning 12 in like 3 months and plus i watch adult shows like family guy and the simpsons so i’m really mature and my mom says i’m really mature for my age and i’m friends with a lot of 7th graders even though i’m going into 6th grade so i’m a kid but i’m like an adult fyi

Vaccine side affects (really worried) NSFW//TW//real life story//

Just got my shot today and I'm a little worried. Is anybody experiencing substantial penile growth? It feels like I'm swinging an Enterprise salami when I go jogging now. My shlong has grown so much that I register as disabled at this point. It's so hard for me to even walk, both figuratively and literally... My cats think I'm packing a giant toy in my pants and claw at my c ock.

I was sent to HR when I accidentally pushed my coworker out of the window with my c ock because I wanted to get to the fax machine.

It ruined my life.

Please don't get the vaccine!

Boiled peanuts can go f.uck themselves sky high.
Roasted, toasted, fried, salted, spiced, sugared, ground; the peanut is one of earth’s most glorious and versatile wonders. That is, unless they’re boiled. Once left to soak in hot, $hitty water the peanut, in one fell swoop as if cast from the heavens above, takes on the flavor of humid compost with the uncanny consistency of sick baby diarrhea. Perfect in not a single dish, the boiled peanut is best served as a goof to someone you hope to never see again. If the inventor of the boiled peanut were put to death by wild apes with bright purple erections, you would find me sitting front row in a bright pinwheel hat.

i have memories of a young >>profile name<< and i working on a boat that caught fish in the city of jakarta in our home country of indonesia. he used to tell me of his dreams to play cs at the largest tournaments and visit countries all over the world. now look at my indonesian brother carrying an established EU lineup and pogging worldwide. >>profile name<< PRIDE OF INDONESIA

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Hello, trump supporter.
I've searched through your account history and see that you agreed with trump once back in 2017. As an individual on the internet, and a good human, i have disliked and flagged every post and comment on your account as far back as december 7th, 2013, on 5 different alternate accounts. I have reported every single post you have ever made. I hacked into steam's serverbase and found out your IP address, real home address, and have publicly posted it on the deep web. I await your end, ♥♥♥♥.

Public Warning: Owner of This Profile is a liberal and has posted on numerous left aligned steam communities. Please do not Rate his posts and remember to report suspicious activity.

I am not a bot. I am a Volunteer Steam Community Moderator. I do not have mod powers but my reports are taken seriously and those who get on my bad side tend to get banned in under 24 hours. I have numerous rules, which you may read in my profile, but 1 is the most important rule of all:

• ⁠I am an officer in training, and I expect to be treated the same way I would be with my uniform and badge. So watch your back and get used to this face kiddo, you’ll be seeing a lot of it.

~ Honorary Volunteer Steam Community Moderator

Why are Chess Players so Racist???
Every time I hear a chess player talk about race, they always say stuff like “I’m so glad that I am white this game” or “He was black, so he didn’t stand much of a chance that game”. Seriously, what is up with this blatant racism guys??? It’s getting so bad I am even hearing this sort of $hit from some Indian players as well. Your color doesn’t mean anything, you are still the same person bro!!

So I’ve been working on this Exercise to strengthen my rear muscles.

I take a nickel and I put it inside my a$$. Then I pinch my a$$ and hold it in there to keep it from falling out. I wait a little bit then I add another nickel. i’ve been doing pretty good. Actually a record. I got up to 12.55. That’s about 6 1/2 rolls.

So even though I was trying to calm down on my lunch I was still a little heated. And maybe clenching things too hard that have no business being clenched like that. I sneezed. Hard. And felt something terrible. I checked. I lost over $8 in nickels. I know at least 85 cents shot out of my a$$. I’m a little discounted in myself for not being able to keep ahold of them. But I have no No clue where the rest went. probably in me somewhere. And to make matters worse. While I was 3 knuckles deep searching for those nickels I must have strained too hard and blood started gushing from my nose.

So that was my lunch.

I simply cannot believe my son (profile owner) is watching thousands of people typing nonsense in this comment section. It is disturbing that small children today get influenced by it and type garbage like “SuS” & “Copypasta”. What does it even mean and how do you find it funny? What do all of you people get by typing all day in comments? Grow up everybody and get a life.!!

Hello, I am currently 12 years old and I want to become japanese. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to nippon (japan in japanese); home of the greatest japanese people. I’ve already cut off half my arms, and now slide on my knees everywhere I go as training. I may not be japanese yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest japanese girl ever. If you have any questions or maybe advice, just inbox me. Thank you all so much

My brother (owner of this account) is an Among Us porn addict. He apparently started "ironically" watching Among Us porn and then it started to seriously turn him on. Once he accidentally sent Among Us anal porn to our family group chat and my mother got angry and we started discussing it as a family. My sister was probably the most disgusted one and wants my brother to get a therapy because she thinks he has an addiction and it is dangerous for him. I say that he is just discovering his sexual self, and masturbating to Among Us impostor being anally penetrated by another Among Us impostor is not wrong. My brother is really embarrassed and just wants all of this to end. I don't think that my parents really care that much and it's just my sister still talking about it. What should I do to convince her that Among Us hardcore porn is OK?

I used to like big tiddy goth girls but then I got vaccinated and all of a sudden I started craving big juicy mouth watering c o c k s.

I don't know when it happened but one day I was working out at the gym and saw this super ripped bro dude so I walked up to him and complimented his physique. We hit it off and the dude was super chill and even offered me tips to build my core strength! Then it happened, I was lifting heavy that day and asked him to spot me on the bench. I laid down, got into position and started my presses when I noticed his massive bulging crotch right in my face, the smell of his crotch was tantalizing, like a pheromone that ignited a passion within my very pants. He saw the tent erupt from my shorts and then looked into my eyes. It was then I knew I was being mind controlled by the covid-19 vaccine.

I've never masturbated. I've just had sex. In real life I have a lantern jaw and an 8 inch penis (erect, of course). I'm 6'4 and have 20 tatoos. I'm white, blue eyes, blonde hair and everything. the WASP type, girls love it, especially colored ones. Very muscular as wall, been lifting for quite a while.

Masturbating seems like it's for losers tbh. I can give you tips on how to bag some real pu$$y if you want, kid. Don't hesitate to DM me.

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Steam needs to allow users to add boobs to their avatars (Trigger Warningnsfw!!!)

I'll cut to the chase because you guys don't read comments longer than a paragraph. STEAM. NEEDS. MORE. BREASTS. And actually good ones that satisfy the average Gamer, you know like hentai mommy milkers. You know, abnormous Gongalongadonkerooos. IMAGINE scrolling through Someone's Proflie and you see a user with a female avatar possessing massive breast. Masturbation will become 54.8% more efficient. Face it, why wouldn't you do this? Steam has porn games, so why should admins limit themselves to that? In addition, female users can express themselves more accurately to other users creating a more immersive environment on Steam.

My neighbour, a chain smoker, coughs all day and night. Not just a little cough, f u c k i n g earthquakes of phlem that literally make my windows vibrate. I have to keep my windows closed or smoke comes in, and i'd rather my room have stale a s s air than lung cancer air. have some sensory issues so when he coughs i want to make myself f u c k i n g deaf. Recently i found that if i jerk off during his coughing fits, its much easier to cope with. When i finish, he usually has finished having his fit. If he's still not done, i say "f u c k it, time for round two." Since doing this, everytime he starts coughing, im instantly horny. Sometimes ill tease myself and stroke my d i c k in sync with the coughs. I even once left my curtains open hoping he'd see. I wish this was a f u c k i n g joke.

The creation of Among Us and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race. Just a few months after youtubers and twitch streamers brought it to fame, it had been loaded with kids infested with the hype of the game among us. Furthermore, the constant use of Among us had rendered the game boring, as it entered the downfall stage of a game's popularity, just like Fall Guys. However, this is not something you should celebrate; since the constant use had also brought a new genre or era of memes, often referred to as post-irony. A bastardized version of Among Us called "Amogus" was used for the game in these meme's contexts, going viral in the Urban Dictionary. All the cultures of normie memes and pre-2020 memes have been wiped off as the "Amogus" meme exploded. Post irony has caused a greater disaster where everybody sees things as the crewmate in the mobile game Among Us. As memes began referring to everything as the crewmate, people have been driven to insanity.

People who used to be normal looking at memes were now infected by the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon, which renders everything as something they've seen constantly. "Amogus Everywhere" is the bastardized name of the Phenomenon. Capitalistic-driven people have been competing for a Amogus-crewmate chicken nugget, costing $100,000 at an auction. I hope life returns to normal as Among Us and Amogus have been wiped of the face of this Earth.

I apologize for I was too busy having sex to realize you said something. You see, I appreciate the smaller things in life, a good sunrise, glass windows the size of doors, and the number sixty-nine. Some may call it Childish but I am simply too Gambino for that as I'm sure you can tell. In my defense I was simply helping a man find himself, we all go through the phase where we want the comments or the posts to stay the same number forever. It's best to let them be and let them learn that the smaller things in life are temporary, sunrises become afternoons, big sheets of glass in doctors offices get blinds, and number sixty-nine eventually must become seventy and that's really all that matters isn't it?

Hey Man, i have a very important message to share with you today.
Recently i've noticed there has been an abnormal increase in people spamming big chunks of texts that makes no sense on other people's profiles, they call it a pasta something or idrk, what even does a big chunk of text has to do with a type of Italian food that is typically made from an unleavened dough of durum wheat flour (semolina) mixed with water or eggs, and formed into sheets or various shapes, then cooked by boiling or baking. It's not funny guys. stop it, you're wasting everyone's time, imagine how the people that took 5 minutes out of their day just to read it feels about it ... not to mention how unbelievably childish it is to just drop a random big chunk of text on someone's profile, it's the internet equivalent of ringing someone's door bell and running away. very rude and not cool to do guys. so yeah, please spread this message guys. and just.. stop spamming people's profiles with big chunks of text.

Look man i know we don't know each other at all but i really feel like i need to step in on this one, So like In the "Bee Movie", when Barry B. Benson is commanding the ATFH team to take out what appears to be Winnie the Pooh (in order to take back the honey), the scope on the ATFH team member's M16A2 appears to be 19 degrees off proper perpendicularity to the barrel. The laser-sight atop the scope falls directly on Winnie's honey jar. Given that the initial distance between the laser sight and the gun barrel is roughly 17.2cm (6 inches), this would follow that, assuming a distance of only 10 metres (to account for Pooh Bear being able to hear the c ocking of the gun), the bullet would go about 3.6 metres off the intended target at the assumed distance. So like CAN U BELIEVE THAT?
OHMYGOD man, It's all a big part of the conspiracy theory that my great grandad told me before he died out of masturbating too much to shrek pr0n ...

Hey i know we don't know each other at all but i really feel like i need to share this really important thought with the world, So Pepperoni goes on pizza. Pizza is flat. What else do we know is flat? The earth. The earth is a flat circle just like pizza. The earth also has various toppings, with water being the sauce, and continents being like the pepperoni slices. So basically, the earth is a giant pizza. But what else do we have to do to a pizza before it's finished? That's right. We have to put it in the oven and cook it. If the earth is a giant pizza, then it still has to be cooked. It's much larger than a standard pizza, so the cooking process is much longer and more gradual. Just like global warming. And there we have it: global warming is just the result of the pizza being cooked. you can thank me later for cracking one of the biggest world problems.

Hey i know this is random but please allow me to explain why Shrek 2 has the best climax ever.
I watched that scene, I Need a Hero recently. My God, what perfection. I don't know what exactly it was, but that whole scene was like nothing I have ever seen in a movie before. It was far fetched but in a good way. The powerful voice of the Fairy Godmother, whenever she roars "Hit It!", the start of one of the best scenes ever to grace movies. The transitions between Shrek and the huge gingerbread making their way to the castle and the Fairy Godmother singing was perfectly paced. A massive party inside the castle meanwhile the guards are doing their jobs to take down a huge piece of dough, Mongo screaming like a F ucking dinosaur when he gets hit and starts kicking the gumdrop button back to them. The whole scene was well paced. It was fast, but balanced everything well. Amazing every single time.

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Did someone say games?I love playing Raid Shadow Legends,one of the biggest mobile roleplaying games of 2019 and it's totally free! Currently almost 10M users have joined Raid over the last six months,and it's one of the most impressive games in its class with detailed models,environments and smooth 60 frames per second animations! All the champions in the game can be customized with unique gear that changes your strategic buffs and abilities! The dungeon bosses have some ridiculous skills of their own and figuring out the perfect party and strategy to overtake them's a lot of fun! Currently with over 300k reviews,Raid has almost a perfect score on the Play Store! The community is growing fast and the highly anticipated new faction wars feature is now live,you might even find my squad out there in the arena It's easier to start now than ever with rates program for new players you get a new daily login reward for the first 90 days that you play in the game! So what are you waiting for!

LEAKED THIS IS THE REAL BARRACK OBAMA'S STEAM PROFILE !!!
Proof :
i used to play fortnite all night. no sleep! but ever since obama told me to try raid shadow legends for free, i am addicted. this game is a REAL game. it has graphics. it has characters. best of all it has a loot box mechanic to enhance my experience even more by adding another exciting chance based layer to the game! two weeks ago i spent all my money to become a raid shadow LEGEND. now i live in a dumpster outside of a mcdonalds branch with free wifi. at night i sneak into the mcdonalds just like my new racoon dad, stripey, taught me to do that so that i can charge my phone. through the cracked screen i am still perpetually amazed at the graphics of this game... they look so real! thank you obama, you truly change my life!

Did you know that Roblox is the best game to ever exist?, the innovative cutting edge gameplay that has been developed changed the gaming market forever. You can buy virtual items with no real worth with your mom’s credit card. You can subscribe to luxury packages that provide in game currency by the name of robux, so you can purchase the luxury swag to put those n00bs down like the epic robloxian you are. The game page offers the most epic games you will ever see in your life like vehicle simulator, town of robloxia, and jailbreak. What are you waiting for? Click the download link in the description (no virus no scam, credit card required for verification, free download)

Hello Random Person, I just wanted to tell you the rules for you to be my friend on steam just in-case you wanted to know.

Your Steam Profile level needs to be at least 20, 2 years old acc, own at least 100 games, 1500+ hours in CS:GO, only accepting oxford graduates, Have a Phd in the dark matter studies, If you're older than 25 don't even bother, be married, have at least 2 kids, after adding me you are expected to divorce your wife and throw the kids in the street (these little spawns of satan). ---and much more to follow up later---
[p.s if you're a girl u can ignore all of that :) just hmu on [e-mail]]

ANY ATTEMPT TO DECEIVE ME OR BREAK THESE RULES: instantly add to the blacklist, receive a complaint for fraud, and i might go as far as to hack your pc if was in a foul mood.

If you send me a friend request and your Steam account does not fit the description described above, then you will be ignored by me. If you insult me under my profile, I will END you.

I wish I could give you a gift card, so take this instead 🏅. I’m sorry. I can’t afford a gift card. I can’t afford food. Just yesterday I had to leave home to bury my starving son, Ivan. He got the easy way out, the rest weren’t so lucky. Oh god... I can hear the screams of a man outside our bunker. I can’t help him. None of us can. We can only listen and hope he stepped on a landmine and won’t have to suffer no more. Food rations are short and the radiation seeping from under the faulty door is increasing by day. Branimir and Karima have not returned from the hospital, I fear they never will. Is there even a hospital there anymore? Did it blow up along with the old university in that bombing? What day is it? I’ve lost track of time. Does time even have a meaning in this war riddled wasteland? Oh god, help me, I’m cold....

But anyways I’m going off track. Very nice Profile Bro, Again, I wish I could give you a gift card, but take this instead! 🏅

Wow so nice profile and all but there are 21 million penguins in Antarctica and the population of Malta is 653,851 so if all of the penguins in Antarctica decided to invade Malta, each Maltanese would have to fight off 60 penguins per person.

Hey wanna know something cool bro ?
Jabir Preston Biswas born January 12, 1964 is an Indian internet entrepreneur, businessman, media proprietor, and investor. Biswas is the founder and CEO[a] of the multi-national technology company Amazon, Born in Amroha and raised in Hamapur and later Mumbai, Biswas graduated from Delhi's University in 1986. He holds a degree in electrical engineering and Tech Support. He worked at SUNTEC INDIA call center from 1986 to early 1994. Biswas founded Amazon in late 1994, on a cross-country road trip from Delhi to Mumbai. The company began as an online bookstore and has since expanded to a wide variety of other e-commerce products and services, including PUBG Mobail.

Excuse me sir or ma'am .. but I couldn't help but notice .... are you a "girl" ??? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex ???" A creature like the rest, but much much prettier than all my friends and me ??? AINTNOWAY! Not that it matters too™ much, haha, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no---quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet".. So here we are, I just wanted to say hel- 、】“%「咯片；；；；；；；；；；；【’bnfdsgsrtesdfxthvghyuihgjkbkiohjkbiuyfghtuyfghiuohjklop;(kljiophjkuyitfghrtyesw21q3eio9p0-{ oh- uhhhh ... sorry, just had an urge to clean my keyboard, it's not like I was single-handed scrolin thru your profile.. No! Anyway.. Hello there!

You might not know about it but Your mother and I had very loud, long, and passionate sexual intercourse last night. It was so loud, your neighbors called the police to report a noise complaint, the police thought your mother was in danger from how ear piercing her moans were, and ended up breaking down the door to find me shafting my 10.7 inch rock hard penis in and out of her tight vagina. They were so impressed they stayed to watch. I was shanking it, I was cranking it, and finally, I ejaculated so much it splattered throughout your entire house. I performed so well that your mother, the police, and your neighbors tipped me for it.

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I just drone struck your village.

FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of people (you) in your village and country has decreased by many.

Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a village to be unworthy of existence. These include, but are not limited to:

You acting like a Cringe Lord and threatening me.
You thinking u can stop me from doing ur mum.
You commenting on my steam profile without permission from me.

Am I banned from life?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from committing Cringe against me in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional drone strike, which may put your family and life privileges in jeopardy.


How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the drone strike and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated by the free world. I will continue to issue drone strikes until you improve your conduct. Remember: life is privilege, not a right.

You don't know me, but I highly advise you read this thoroughly and in its entirety. You are to cease any and all communication with my mom, effective immediately. You are not to contact them for any reason whatsoever. You are not to answer their calls, texts, etc. Is that understood?

It is not in your best interest to ignore me. I have a very bad temper and you do not want to see it get away from me. You will send me some sort of confirmation that you are receiving my messages and that you will comply fully.

I have a Tor browser, plenty of disposable income, and all the free time in the world, kiddo. Do not test me, it is remarkably easy to make someone disappear. This is your last chance to respond before you end up in a red room.

Never let it be said that I am not fair. You had your chance, kiddo, but you've chosen to ignore all of my generous warnings, and you'll soon learn the lengths I'm willing to go for my mom.

Expect company, f u c kboy.

Dear twilightsparklelover19,

I'm an administrator of PinkieCraft, the pony role-play Minecraft server that you are playing on. I wanted to personally extend my thank you, for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! 

Next time you log on, make sure you click on clown icon, in the right corner, in order to claim Pony skin, you donated for. 

I regret to inform you, however, that we still working our way to deliver you the rest of rewards from Ultra Deluxe Virgin edition, you paid for. Please, take our deepest apologies. Compensation of 10,000 store points as a reward for your patience and understanding will be awaiting for you, at your next log on, and it will be useable right away, in order to get yourself the latest fancy looking Pony skins, VIP maps, aaand astonishing Premium ONLY rewards, like Pony cuck resizer and much more upcoming! 

As your sincere commitment to cuck licking, all these years, we are happy to inform you, that gifting feature is finally becoming a thing, at next game update! You will be able to gift aaany of those awesome rewards to aaany of your friends! Part of game edition you own is also a friendlist extender, wich has been applied automatically, on your account. Today your friendlist look like this (2/500). Galloping, and riding Pony cucks is always better in company, find some friends!

World is a playground! Stay cute, aaand game on!

Yours,
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Hey, I'm an admin from PinkieCraft, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! I wanted to personally extend my thank you, for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! Next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom Pony body you donated for! I regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse c󠀡󠀡ock" like you requested, but we'll work on it. Thank you.

I was ready to kill myself, I had the suicide note ready and everything. Before heading out to buy some rope for a hangmans noose I suddenly had the urge to s󠀡󠀡hit and figured, why the hell not, one last s󠀡󠀡hit wouldn't hurt. Sat down on the toilet and opened up twitter since I always get bored on the toilet. Saw a funny thread, liked it, and shared it with the only real friend I have.

After taking a s󠀡󠀡hit I realised I no longer had the urge to buy the rope. My 'post-s󠀡󠀡hit clarity' came to my senses and I started thinking about all the things I would leave behind like my siblings, my friends, and my dog and rabbit, and how distraught they would be if I went through with my actions.

No longer do I feel the need to kill myself. Although I may not have much to live for, I would still be leaving behind friends and family, so I will keep trying my best to make them proud.

Thank you, poop.

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Man i remember when i used to be like you: sad, pathetic, and lonely. You seriously need to stop playing games and start doing life. I go to parties every night, and everytime i go to a party i always leave with a different girl, i can get all the ladies while YOU are just sitting your lonely A$$ over there, as matter of fact i'm literally having to wear diapers right now just to prevent myself from completely $hitting all over you.... oh? what's that? My Deepest apologies, But the nerve receptors in the auditory center of my brain couldn't comprehend what you were trying to communicate to me due to the fact that I have the Apple® Airpods™ from 2016 blocking any flow of sound waves from outside my ear from getting in. stop focusing on little games, its sad.

After a good game of CS, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great l4d and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a Cs lan party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard d󠀡󠀡ick push against my leg. I punched him and then I tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a Walmart the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely s󠀡󠀡hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good.

This guy is cracked, I'm tellin' you. Just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting the kills.

My Dad beats me, FeelsBadMan. My Mom beats me, FeelsBadMan. My Brother beats me, FeelsBadMan. My Sister beats me, FeelsBadMan. My Grandfather beats me, FeelsBadMan. My Grandmother beats me, FeelsBadMan. My Neighbor beats me, FeelsBadMan. My Cat beats me, FeelsBadMan. My Uncle beats me, FeelsBadMan. My Teacher beats me, FeelsBadMan. Literally EVERYONE beats me, FeelsBadMan. But At least I feel safe with YOU, because YOU can't beat anyone FeelsGoodMan.

You idiot. Simpleton. Low-IQ cockroach. How dare you not Like my steam profile? I have spent years, decades, studying Steam profile design theory to master the craft of making people droll when looking at my profile. You have insulted me and brought dishonor to my bloodline. My career is now in shambles because of you. You have ruined me. My days of being an internet chad man are no more. I can no longer sustain my family. This calls for a punishment of the highest degree. Since you have shamed me in front of the masses, I shall do the same to you. And all I need to do is utter three simple syllables. UR. MUM. Gei. Good luck recovering from that.

ok listen here buddy, you're really swimming on the shallow end of the gene pool. you're quite dull, and when i say quite dull, im implying your brain might be the smoothest thing in the universe! its texture is almost identical to a F.ucking marble now that i think about it, which, like your face, is a little nauseating to imagine. obviously there aren't many things that you're good at, but i definitely think you should try setting the world record for holding your breath! hopefully, you can come to terms with the fact that you'll never have a successful future, i mean, just imagine if your family tree wasn't a circle

This person was probably physically and mentally abused at school as a child hence their abnormal amount of hours put into games on steam, you can tell already by their profile picture that they have very little to no friends in real life, and spends their days forming fake connections with their internet friends who all realize just how much of a beta little B itch they are.
Nevertheless, I pity this person because the path that they are on now is one of extreme isolation and loneliness. I would also not be surprised if they suffer from the "nice person syndrome" that is to say, They are left wondering why no egirl\boy they try to swoon will send them suggestive messages and/or the nudes they so desperately desire. I wish you the best of luck in finding a partner, but also feel sorry for the partner that'll undoubtebly be even more mentally unstable than you to be stupid enough to fall for you. +rep

Hello there friend I don't know if you know me but I certainly know you. Did you know that me and your Mom used to do it back in the day? Crazy, right? Me and your Mom used to get in bed and take off our shirts and shoes until she could see my big 16 incher hawg and I could see her coin slot and her two big juicy twinsies. She'd always whisper the most erotic things in my ear and I always got to feel her thick moist tiddies.She asked me what I would do to her if she was drunk and I relied and said,b itch, if you were drunk,I would f ucking r4pe you! Then we started in our little game of tussle and whoever could suck on the other first got a free taste of the other ones milk.I loved her milk.It tasted like a sweet milky glaze mixed with a nice crisp breeze from Heaven.God those were such good times.Your Mom was always one Hell of a sucker.Boy those were the days. Eventually I got arrested for drunk driving and couldn't f uck your mother no more but DAMN will I never forget those days!

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MASTURBATION NOTICE !

It has come to our attention that students have been masturbating in the school bathrooms. Masturbating on school property is ILLEGAL and against school district policy.

The bathroom pipes are NOT designed to handle human discharge or anything other than your regular bathroom duties.

The excessive amounts of discharge build-up has caused a blockage in the pipes. Multiple pipes have become close to bursting due to the amount of excessive semen build-up. This will cost THOUSANDS of dollars coming from our funds to repair the damage caused by this.

Please masturbate in your own homes and at your own disposal.

If any discharge is discovered in the bathroom, it will be collected and analyzed to determine who it belongs to. If it is discovered that the discharge is yours, YOU will be fine $ 1,000 and be reported to proper authorities.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Taking s󠀡󠀡hits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the s󠀡󠀡hit out of your a󠀡󠀡sshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your a󠀡󠀡sshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it f󠀡󠀡ucking sucks.

Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I’m str8 ir8. Cre8 more, can’t w8. We should convers8, I won’t ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don’t hesit8.

According to world population studies, approximately 108 billion people have lived on this planet. Assuming that the average lifespan of all these people was 25, there has been around 2.7 trillion years of life, if we multiply this by the number of days in a year (365), there is a total of 985,500,000,000,000 days of life (985.5 trillion days). Not once in any of those days did anybody ask.

Stop saying the word c󠀡󠀡um so much are you f󠀡󠀡ucking retarded? What's so funny about semen? AHAHAHAHA C󠀡󠀡UM COOM CAM CAM HAHAHA LOOK AT ME. SEXSEXSEXX AAAHHAAHAH!!!!!! SHUT THE F󠀡󠀡UCK UP MAKE IT STOP. Me (M18) and my gf (F19) were doing the good sexy sex when I decided to browse Reddit and then I see it: C󠀡󠀡UM!!!!!!! WHYYYYYYY??? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS????? THATS SO F󠀡󠀡UCKING DISGUSTING AND IMMATURE AND MY GF LEFT ME AFTER SHE READ THAT! THATS SO FUNNY FOR YOU ISN'T IT???? ISNT IT WHAT YOU WANTED??? NOONE RUINS MY SEX SEXY SEX SEX WITH MY FEMALE COMPANION.

Sincerely, F󠀡󠀡UCK YOU

As a proud and faithful White Knight with plastic sword next to my throne, I must say this, so the world know. I am really tired of being treated like Public Enemy #1 sometimes. There are a lot worse things going on in the world than a bunch of guys whipping out their c󠀡󠀡ocks and sharing pics of their queen. Especially when majority of us, simps, are just positive virgins who wouldn't hurt a fly and are doing their duty way they know. Just leave me be in my world, where I protect my queen Poki with my plastic sword and keyboard skills.

Lmao you call yourself a XQC fan ??? I’m f󠀡󠀡ucking loaded on reddit accounts bro. I practically control r/place, I'm using two keyboards at the time when I fight in chat, I’m that f󠀡󠀡ucking powerful. Try talking in chat again when you’re a true fan ...

It’s CincHOE 🎉 de mayHOE 😈😘 but all I want 🙏🏻 is cinco 🖐️5️⃣ D󠀡󠀡ICKS 🌯🍆💦 in my May-OUTH 😩👅💦 Today the SEXicans 😍🇲🇽 beat the French 😒🇫🇷 at the Battle of Puebla 🔫☠ and now you’re gonna get your piñata beat 😜😩 Time to sink this Mexican🇲🇽 d󠀡󠀡ick 🍆 into that dirty 😳 chihuahua p󠀡󠀡ussy 🐱 but ❗️ ONLY ❗️ if you send 📲 this to 5️⃣ amigos 👬 you’d cross borders ➡️ for 👌🏻💯 Get 5️⃣ back 🔙 and you’ll find the Juan for you tonight 🍆😋

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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm *** retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I sexually Identify as the "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" joke. Ever since I was a child, I've dreamed of flippantly dismissing any concepts or discussions regarding gender that don't fit in with what I learned in 8th grade bio. People say to me that this joke hasn't been funny since 2014 and please at least come up with a new one, but I don't care, I'm hilarious. I'm having a plastic surgeon install Ctrl, C, and V keys on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "epic kek dank meme t󠀡󠀡rannies owned with facts and logic" and respect my right to s󠀡󠀡hit up social media. If you can't accept me you're a memeophobe and need to check your ability-to-critically-think privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I have tried to hide my feelings for years now, but since last night, when I replaced the tunnel of a model train set with my ass and watched Thomas bury himself and 19 other freight trains in me, I have decided to reveal myself to the world.
There's something about his sinuous body, the way it twists and turns that just has a hold on me. I mean, who can resist his steam powered c󠀡󠀡ock ramming into you at 100 mph, over and over until he finally releases a jet of smoke into your a󠀡󠀡sshole, impregnating you with the essence of a god? I have set out on a quest to find him and his beautifully round face, those perfectly symmetrical eyes and that mouth designed for sweet, passionate lovemaking. Until then, all I can do is imagine every piston in his body penetrating me in every possible way.

Let’s say, hypothetically, I am a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world. Let's even say this is kinda reflection of me in reality, as being one beautiful and successful individual. Right so, in this scenario, I would obviously know from personal experience that life is fantastic. Wouldn’t it be reasonable to assume you could brush my anus any time you want, or watch me being pretty 'n successful all day long ?! Moral of the story; even being a loser like you isn't the worst thing, as long you have decent dose of humanity, to admire someone who has not. KEKL

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Hey 👋 loser 🙋‍♂️📷 Would 😍 you 👈💩 like 👍 to 2️⃣ get 😮 rich 💰💰💰 by running 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ your 👈 own business 👩‍💼💼 from your mansion 🏰 like me 👈😎 with just your phone ? 📱🤳 Well 🤷‍♀️ you can’t loser 😛 Because I'm running 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ a game 🎮 on a whole new level 😂 Now back to reality 🌀 where janitors and ♿ like you 👈 clean the toilets 🚽 after I take the highly intelectual 👨‍💼 s󠀡󠀡hiit out of me 👈😎 and I whoop 🧻 my ass off with yo 👈 annual salary 💲💰

🆗 son 🌞 there ain't ❌❌ a ☝ single ☝ f󠀡󠀡ucking ☝person ☝ with any intellect 👓👓 📖 who gives a 🎮 remote 🎮 flying ✈ f󠀡󠀡uck about your extensive vaping 💯😎💨 talent 😂 I happen to be quite 🎩 the 🎩 intellectual 🎩 myself, so I can confirm ✅ this fact 💯 as truth™ And if you 👈🤡 think 👌 that your vape 💯😎💨 is going ↗👆 to get you hoes 👯👯 you are utterly 🐄 mistaken ❌ fam 👪  my pa👨 once taught 📖 me the 😏 secret 😏 of life 💪🧠 and it was not ❌❌ your vape 💯😎💨 🆗🆒 now listen 👂👂 here my chum ✌✌ my pa👨 was a man who kept it 💯💯💯💯💯💯 so ✋ that ✋ is ✋ six ✋ f󠀡󠀡ucking ✋ hundreds ✋ and he never ❌🙅🙅 once vaped 💯😎💨 The man 🚬 smoked 🚬 some 🚬 mad 🚬 cigars 🚬 because he wasnt ❌ the p󠀡󠀡ussy 🐱🐱 you are 🆗⁉❗⁉ he lived to be 💯 because he kept it 💯💯💯💯💯💯 and killed 🔫🔪👌 every 👌 vaping 👌 f󠀡󠀡ucker 👌 he 👌 saw 👌🆗🆒😂😂👀👀 so in the spirit 👻 of me good ol pa👨 I think 💭 you 👈🤡 should ♥♥♥ 🔫 they have 🆓 vapes 💯😎💨 in hell 🔥 and 🔥 it's 🔥 lit 🔥 for😂 unintelligent vaping 💯😎💨 hooligans like yourself ❗👌😂😂

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When the person who pretends to be someone else in order to deceive others, especially for fraudulent gain is giving the impression that something is questionable or dishonest, causing one to have the idea or impression that they are of questionable, dishonest, or dangerous character or condition.

"Aww I wanted was to be a usefuw engine. Usefuw engines awways awwive on time. Usefuw engines fowwow owdews."

"And wewe you awawe of whewe you wewe taking the peopwe you twanspowted?"

"I had onwy a vague idea siw. I knew they wewe pwisonews. I nevew knew what was going to...I just...I had my owdews and I fowwowed them siw. Usefuw engines fowwow owdews."

"And you nevew once asked about youw owdews? Who these peopwe wewe? Whewe you wewe taking them, and why?"

"Usefuw engines don't ask questions. It wasn't my job to know. It was my job to awwive on time."

"Did you evew considew why the cawwiages wewe fuww on the way thewe, and awways empty on the way back?"

"..."

"Thomas?"

"I am awound coaw-powewed tank engines aww day, evewy day. I know the smeww coaw makes when it buwns. I knew that the smoke in that pwace wasn't coaw."

"And you took thousands of peopwe thewe evewy day, fow two fuww yeaws?"

"Those wewe my owdews. If I didn't fowwow them I wouwd be dead too. A usefuw engine awways fowwows owdews, and thewe was no pwace in the Weich fow usewess engines."

"So you vawued youw wife ovew the wives of the countwess innocent peopwe you cawwied to theiw deaths?"

"Do you think they wouwd stiww be awive if I didn't? Don't you think they wouwd have found anothew engine to awwive on time? Those peopwe wewe dead befowe they even stepped on the pwatfowm. Nothing I couwd have done wouwd have changed that. The onwy diffewence between me and them was that I had a choice; a choice to move fowwawd and wive, ow stay put and die. I made the choice fow the wowest possibwe numbew of peopwe to die. Is sewf-pwesewvation a cwime?"

"If you knew what was happening, why did you agwee to take the job in the fiwst pwace?"

"You think I knew then? Aww anyone knew then was that things wewe bettew than they had been. The twains wewe wunning on time and if you didn't ask too many questions you couwd have a good wife. We wewe stiww confident that victowy was on the howizon. I onwy found out what was going on when it was too wate fow me to say no. Thewe wewe no choices weft fow me then - move fowwawd ow stay put; wive ow die."

"Why do you think you wewe given the job you wewe given? Why not twanspowting twoops ow suppwies to the fwont? What do you think they saw in you that made you suitabwe?"

"I was nevew thewe fiwst choice! The Awwies had bombed the Weich's infwastwuctuwe to smitheweens, thewe was nobody ewse weft. You bombed Heww Gowdon, Heww James, Heww Pewcy. They chose me because they had to choose someone and theiw fiwst choices wewe aww dead."

"So you wewe the wast wesowt?"

"Evewyone ewse was gone. I onwy suwvived because I kept my head down and fowwowed owdews, wike a usefuw engine shouwd."

"So if you wewe twuwy the wast engine they couwd caww upon, you couwd have saved those peopwe?"

"What? I nevew said that. What awe tawking about? They wewe awweady dead, aww I couwd do was fowwow my owdews."

"And if you wefused to fowwow them, thewe was nobody weft to wepwace you?"

"..."

"Is that not what you said Thomas? You wewe nevew the fiwst choice? Evewyone ewse was gone? Move fowwawd ow stay put, and you chose to go fowwawd?"

"...Usefuw engines fowwow owdews and awwive on time."

"And it didn't mattew what you wewe usefuw fow, as wong as you wewe usefuw fow something?"

"Usefuw engines fowwow owdews."

"Was it usefuw fow the peopwe you cawwied to the camp?"

"..."

"Thomas?"

"You wouwd have done the same. You aww wouwd."

"I'm sowwy? What do you mean by that?"

"The onwy diffewence between you and I, siw, is that I can see the twacks I fowwow. If you wewe on the twacks, you'd have fowwowed them too."

"Do you wegwet what you did?"

"..."

"Thomas? Do you wegwet it?"

"...I see those gates evewy time I cwose my eyes. Evewy time I sweep I heaw the cwying chiwdwen and smeww the..."

"The cwying chiwdwen, Thomas."

"..."

"Do you stiww feew wike usefuw engine now, Thomas, because you fowwowed owdews and awwived on time?"

"..."

"Thomas?"

"Kiww me ow wet me go. You punish me eithew way. I can onwy fowwow the twacks, I don't get to decide whewe they wead."

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Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt.

I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a f󠀡󠀡aggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a c󠀡󠀡unt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

D󠀡󠀡icks are so cute omg (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you (/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like "owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!!

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HEY Y'ALL EASTER BUNNY 🐰🐰🐰 HOES!!! Today is 🎉🎉 Easter!!! You know what that means 🤔🤔🤔 ??? It’s time to HOP over to DADDYS house so he can F󠀡󠀡UCK 😫😫💦💦💦 you like a rabbit!!! Gotta get those Easter day cummies!!! After you and daddy F󠀡󠀡UCK 😫💦 then it’s time for ⛪️ church ⛪️ Get ready for that HOLY D󠀡󠀡ICK 🍆🍆😍😍 because Jesus is C󠀡󠀡UMMING 😩🍆🍑💦 back from the dead today to F󠀡󠀡UCK THAT EASTER BUNNY P󠀡󠀡USSY 🐇😩🍆🍑😍💦😏😉 After that it’s time for the egg hunt 🕵🕵🕵 You better find an egg!!! Search in every HOLE 😘😩 CRACK 😫😍 and CREVICE 🤗😉😏 for the GRAND PRIZE 🤑😇 getting that 🏵🌸🌺 PASTEL P󠀡󠀡USSY 🍑🍣🌮 RODE 🏇🏇🏇 into the Easter sunset!!! Send this to all you other EASTER BUNNY 🐰🐰🐰 HOES 👄😫🍆💦 If u get 5️⃣ back you
re a ROTTEN COLORED EGG!!! If u get 🔟 back you're a LOADED 💋👅🙌🏻😉😏💦 EASTER BASKET. If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back?!? YOU'RE GETTIN F󠀡󠀡UCKED 😱🍆🍑💦💦 IN YOUR RABBIT 🐰🐇🐰 HOLE, TONIGHT!!!

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If you s⁣hit in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell “amogus” 69 times, a shadowy figured called mom will come to beat you up and you will wake up in a place called the orphanage.

If you go to Walmart at 3 AM naked, and scream "AMONG US SUS" 69 times, these mysterious figures known as "The Police" will knock you out, and you'll end up in a cell with a man nicknamed "BIG JOHN".

World is definitely a terrifying place.

Infinite poop.

You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates.

Forever.

Konnichiwa! Do you watch anime desu ka? Not sugoi desu! Watashi am learning japanese through all the anime watashi watches desu. Nani about the basics desu ka? so Have anata seen Kimetsu no Yaiba desu ka? sou desu ka? What have you seen so far desu nyaa~ SUGOIIIIIII DOMESTIC NA KANOJO IS KAKKOUII DESU NE Watashi hope so desu Kore wa a fun conversation!!! Watashi love talking about anime's!!!! x3 nuzzles ~murr~ hehe Anata should watch Grand Blue desu!! Its hilarious desu! Anata should also watch One Piece >.< Watch the first episode, anata will get hooked desu yo! Anata should also watch Arifureta: from commonplace to worlds strongest, its sugoi desu Sumimasen! Watashi am very tired desu! Watashi am going to sleep >.< Have a konbanwa!!!

In high school, I was dared to play "gay chicken" which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay, and the first one to chicken out loses. The other guy and I are both really stubborn, and neither one of us wanted to lose. We've been married 14 years and we run a bed and breakfast in Vermont with out adopted daughter. If that dude doesn't chicken out soon, I'm going to start to suspect that he's actually gay..

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out.

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If you ask Rick Astley for a DVD of the movie Up, he won’t give it to you because he’s never gonna give you Up. However, by not giving you Up like you asked for it, he’s letting you down. This is known as the Astley paradox.

My son (14) watches a lot of video game streamers on Twitch.tv. I personally don't find them entertaining but I can understand why some people (like my son) do. Over the past month he's starting using terms like "pog", "jabaited", and "Kappa" which I guess are terms that are used in the scope of Twitch. I don't have an issue with my son using these terms but it's gotten to the point where every sentence is Twitchspeak. We were having dinner and my daughter (age 12) was talking about how she got accepted for a summer program with the local animal shelter, and my son said "Pog you, easy clap". I told him that it was getting out of hand and that he would have to communicate normally to his parents and family. To that he said "Weird champ, feels weird man, normies omega LOL." Until he learns to communicate like a normal human being I've blacklisted Twitch from the internet for the time being. He's hysterical now but I told him that I would unblacklist it if he stopped using twitchspeak, but he's refusing to stop so for now it's banned KEKL

"Based"? Are you f󠀡󠀡ucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "Based"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only word you can comprehend is "Based" - or are you just some f󠀡󠀡ucking a󠀡󠀡sshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "Based" once again. Do I give a f󠀡󠀡uck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest f󠀡󠀡uck about five f󠀡󠀡ucking letters? I bet you took the time to type those five letters too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so f󠀡󠀡ucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "Based" on your gravestone?

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If you angerly masturbate to another guy's money and jizz in your mouth and compliment yourself for the taste when you're on your shift at work, then you've committed all 7 sins ... with room to spare.

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My mother said to me "Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your grandfather put us through" I agreed. At 29, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post with an illegal dose of stupidity gave me cancer anyway.

Hey [stream-name-here], I'm currently watching the stream with my 5 year old son. Now I don't mind all the cursing, but can you please stop sucking at the game ? I don't want to my son get those bad habits at this early age.

user-ID "[nickname-here]"
verification-code "44554D42"

root@sys:~$　runing_userscan.exe ...

root@sys:~$　scan_process_completed ...
root@sys:~$　downloading_scan_results.txt ...
root@sys:~$　download_completed ...

root@sys:~$　open_user-[nickname-here]_results.txt

no_job ✔️ no_girlfriend ✔️ no_friends ✔️ no_talents ✔️ wasting_time_on_Twitch ✔️ L+ratio ✔️

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[ᴡɪsᴅᴏᴍ ғᴏʀ ʀᴇᴛᴀʀᴅs] 💡 DID YOU KNOW !?!

YOU MISS 100% OF THE SHOTS YOU DON'T HIT 💀

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Blocked. I seriously cannot fathom being as much of an empty shell of a human as you. A husk. I work my ass off to complete a monumental task only for you to disregard it as "haha funny joke bro"? You scum. Im not going to respond to you because you're just not worth my time. I could squish you with my foot and you'd combust. i could fart and you'd literally be sent flying towards the opposite wall, that's just how small of an existince you are compared to me. Have a horrible day, an awful week, and a misrable rest of your life, while i blow your mother with my 16 incher you MAGGOT. ᶠYͧoͨᵏu

red 🔴 📛 sus 💦 💦. Red 🔴 🔴 suuuus. I 👁👄 👁 said 🤠🗣 💬👱🏿💦 red 👹 🔴, sus 💦 💦, hahahahaha 🤣 🤣. Why 🤔 🤔 arent you 👉😯 👈 laughing 😂 😂? I 👁🍊 👥 just made 👑 👑 a reference 👀👄🙀 👀👄🙀 to the popular 👍😁😂 😂 video 📹 📹 game 🎮 🎮 "Among 🎛 💰 Us 👨 👨"! How can you 👈 👈 not laugh 😂 😂 at it? Emergeny meeting 💯 🤝! Guys 👦 👨, this here guy 👨 👱🏻👨🏻 doesnt laugh 🤣 ☑😂😅 at my funny 😃😂 🍺😛😃 Among 💰 💰 Us 👨 👨 memes 🐸 😂! Lets 🙆 🙆 beat ✊👊🏻 😰👊 him 👴 👨 to death 💀💥❓ 💀! Dead 💀😂 ☠ body 💃 💃 reported ☎ 🧐! Skip 🐧 🏃🏼! Skip 🐧 🐧! Vote 🔝 🔝 blue 💙 💙! Blue 💙 💙 was not an impostor 😎 😠. Among 😂 🙆🏽🅰 us 👨 👨 in a nutshell 😠 😠 hahahaha 😂👌👋 😂. What?! Youre still 🤞🙌 🤞🙌 not laughing 😂 😂 your 👉 👉 ass 🍑 🅰 off 📴 📴☠? I 👁 👁 made 👑 👑 SEVERAL 💯 💯 funny 😀😂😛 😃❓ references 👀👄🙀 📖 to Among 💰 💑👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👩 Us 👨 and YOU 👈🏼 😂👉🔥 STILL 🤞🙌 🙄 ARENT LAUGHING 😂 😂😎💦??!!! Bruh ⚠ 😳🤣😂. Ya 🙏🎼 🙀 hear 👂 👂 that? Wooooooosh 💦👽👾 💦👽👾. Whats 😦 😦 woooosh 🚁 🚁? Oh 🙀 🙀, nothing ❌ 🚫. Just the sound 👂 🔊 of a joke 😂 😂 flying ✈ ✈ over 😳🙊💦 🔁 your 👉 👉 head 💆 💆. Whats 😦 🤔 that? You 👈 👉 think 💭 💭 im 👌 💘 annoying 😠 😠? Kinda 🙅 🙅 sus 💦 💦, bro 👆 🌈☺👬. Hahahaha 😂 😂! Anyway 🔛 🔛, yea 😀 💯, gotta 👉 👉 go 🏃 🏃 do tasks ✔ 📋. hahahaha 😂 😂!

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Me (M 9) screamed "dead body reported" at my aunts funeral.

My mom said that my aunt died and that we are going to her funeral the next morning. As soon as she left the room crying I busted put laughing because it reminded me of among us a popular video game. So as we were riding in the car I was thinking about saying "dead body reported" at the funeral. When we finnaly arived I screamed "dead body reported" everyone was looking me like if some sort of a weirdo. Then I remembered that my grandfather's sister fell in the vents and died when she was 2 years old. So I said grandpa's sister sus she vented. My grandfather started crying and everyone was screaming at me instead of laughing. My mom took my x-box and said that I am going to therapist tomorow. 

Idk, my mom is kinda sus too 🤨

I sexualy identify as amongsexual, thst is my identity, my gender and also my entire personality. If you dare to oppose me, I shall summon IMPOSTOR from among us, he will protect me but also murder your entire family. I will kill all amongphobes, I am not a freak, I am a proud amongsexual, imagine being amongphobe like imagine. Today I came out as amongsexual to my parents, my little brother trolled me and showed me a pic of Pink, one of the crewmates, I couldn't resist when I saw the pic, so I opened my zipper and started wanking, damn Pink is so hot.

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Listen f󠀡󠀡uckwad, you absolute waste of human life, I could NOT give less of a s󠀡󠀡hit about wether or not my post resembles your s󠀡󠀡hitty chinese cartoon. I'm so f󠀡󠀡ucking tired of seeing you small brained apes running around everywhere, and talking about this jojo s󠀡󠀡hit. I've had f󠀡󠀡ucking enough. If I ever see one of you fat f󠀡󠀡ucking pedophiles that jack off to drawings EVER mention jojo again, I swear I'll go out of my way and hunt you down like the vile and disgusting animal you are. 

HOES IN HENTAI BE LIKE: "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, ONII-CHAN?~"

YOUR HUGE F󠀡󠀡UCKING TITS. HOW ARE YOU STILL WALKING? DOES YOUR ALSO ASTRONOMICALLY HUGE ASS COUNTERACT THE WEIGHT OF THOSE MONSTROUS MILK JUGS? YOU'RE A PROPORTIONAL ANOMALY AND I'M GENIUENLY FASCINATED BY YOUR CONTINUED EXISTENCE.

I wonder is there a sexuality for people who’re only attracted to 2d anime girls with fat tiddies? Ever since I’ve been a young lad, I’ve been revolted by the sight of real-life women, but Japanese cartoon characters have really done the trick for me. Every Friday night since 2008 I’ve dressed up in traditional Japanese clothing and swung around a sword for hours, honing my katana skills - preparing for the day that I move to Japan and become Hokage. I still remember the day, when my mom and dad found out about weird fetishes, and the way they looked at me, as their eyes became like a devoid of life, tiny orbs that lurking me from empty dimension. The next day, they committed slow and painful suicide. Ever since I think; maybe I did something wrong. I've finally realised my parents were disappointed as they saw me unprepared, and not committed enough. Ever since I do my best, I train with my plastic sword and I provide much more love to my 2d anime dolls and 3d holograms.

I sexually Identify as a WEEB. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of AYAYA. People say to me that a person being a WEEB is Impossible and I'm f󠀡󠀡ucking retarded but I don't care, I'm cute. From now on I want you guys to call me "AYAYA-CHAN" and respect my right to be cute. If you can't accept me you're a racist and need to check your privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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Watashi wa a victim of cyberbullying. Everyday someone online calls me a "weeb" desu. Watashi won't stand for this. 26 percent of bullying victims are chosen due to their race or religion desu. I may look like a basic white boy, but deep down I am Nihongo desu. Watashi religion is anime. Anata wa bullying me because of my race and religion desu ka? Disgusting desu. Anata should be ashamed of yourself, racist pig. A baka gaijin like anata is probably jealous of my race and culture, cause Nippon is more sugoi than your s󠀡󠀡hitty country desu. Watashi pity anata. You'll never be Nihongo like watashi. I'm a weeb? Pfft. I AM AN OTAKU DESU. Educate yourself on nani a "weeb" is before anata try to insult watashi desu. I WILL NOT BE CYBERBULLIED ANYMORE. REPORTED.

Twitch streamers and their subscribers define us (not subscribed audience) as members of a lower social class, plebs as they call it. I find it inappropriate to compare us with ancient Rome's lowest class as there is nothing ignominious to being a member of the proletariat. Also their living standards were significantly inferior to ours (e.g. health, education) so the comparison is unsound. In the future, please refrain from likening us to plebeians because descriminating due to economic and social status like that is reprehensible in our modern society.

I can't f󠀡󠀡ucking believe this. Pink from 'Among Us' ruined my marriage.

A couple months ago, my wife said she was going out for a ladies' night. She asked me to take care of my son, so I immediately obliged. "Yes Ma'am," I told her. After a while of waiting, she finally left and I could play my favourite game, Among Us. I hopped on my laptop, booted it up and my desktop loaded, complete with the 'Red Sus' background and all my Among Us Impostor fan-art. I was shaking in excitement. I slowly dragged my finger across the track pad, and watched the cursor as it glided over to the Among Us icon. Among Us. My absolute favourite game of all time and quite possibly the best and most well-made game in the entire world. As I clicked the button my body twitched with joy at the thought of being the impostor again. My fingers drummed impatiently on my desk as the Innersloth logo faded in, and then out. Then the main title appeared. I immediately looked at pink as she slowly floated across the screen. Oh, how I wish I could feel those luscious, soft asscheeks. Pink is my queen. The real woman in my life. My wife could never be as sexy as Pink is; her soft footfalls in electrical as I peek at her curvy form from inside a vent, waiting for the right time to strike. I could never get close to Pink, however, as if she had some kind of sixth sense, she would always leave before I could reveal myself to her as the impostor. I press Practice, to warm up my fingers before my first intense game of Among Us. I hit Blue in Comms, then cross the hall and vent to Specimen, murdering Green in cold blood. The thrill of killing an animated character in an online game has never been such a rush. I then move towards Reactor, stabbing Yellow in the back and then running down the corridor to the right to access Decontamination. I move quietly through the halls, like a snake about to strike its prey, and I see- Oh no. It's Pink. Standing there motionlessly as I face her directly. Her visor shows no emotion. But she knows. I can feel it in the air. I can't kill her. She is too beautiful, too angelic, the light reflecting off of her pink bodysuit, like stars on a voided sky. She doesn't run. I am moved to tears as I caress the screen, kissing it tenderly. "Goodbye, Pink. See you soon. It will all be okay," I whisper in a soft, reassuring voice. Then as my cursor hovers over the kill button, I hesitate. Thoughts of love go through my head. Red having reddish-pink sus children with Pink. But I have to. As the impostor, it is my duty to kill. I press the 'Kill' button and watch as my character beheads Pink silently. All I hear is the spurt of blood. There is no rush. There is only Red, standing by himself in Fuel. Pink's lifeless body laying on the floor beside him. I feel nothing at first, then immense sadness, like I'm at a loved one's funeral. My son knocks on the door, interrupting my brief moment of mourning. He asks, "Dad? Are you going to make me a snack?" I tell him to shut up, and my voice cracks. I break down sobbing. I killed her. I killed my one true love. God, forgive me. I open the door to my son, and he has a confused look on his face. I say nothing, and walk to the kitchen to make him a sandwich. Tears roll off my face into the bread as I lay it onto the counter. Lettuce, cheese and meat, followed by a sad swirl of mustard on top. My son is quiet. He sits on the couch, and stares at the floor. There is a depressing air around us. I serve him the sandwich and walk back to my room, contemplating life. If I killed Pink, how am I to be trusted around my family? I cry for hours, and finally my wife comes back. She sees me bawling on the bed like a child who dropped his ice cream. She then asks me why I'm crying and mutter, "I killed her. I killed my only love, Pink, in Among Us." She is filled with rage and slaps me across my face. I feel numb. She asks for a divorce. I don't reply. Instead, I take my laptop and get into my car, driving to a nearby hotel. Fast forward a few months to the divorce. It was quick and painless. After court, I ask my former wife to take me back.

"I can't take you back. You've always been this way. I was sus of you from the start."

I sexually Identify as an Elon Musk. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of implanting wires in monkey brains and being the supreme leader of Mars. People say to me that a person being a multi-billionaire CEO is impossible and I’m a f󠀡󠀡ucking Twittard but I don’t care, I’m the richest man on Earth. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a Tesla HUD, StarLink terminal and a crypto mining rig on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Technoking of Tesla” and respect my right to manipulate degencoin prices. If you can’t accept me you’re a muskophobe and need to check your unionized worker privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Here 💦 C󠀡󠀡UMS 💦 🎅🏽 Santa Claus 🎅🏽 here 💦 C󠀡󠀡UMS 💦 🎅🏽 Santa Claus 🎅🏽 right down 👩🏽👸🏽 slutty girl lane 👩🏽👸🏽 ❌🚫❌🚫 STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!! ❌🚫❌🚫 Is your 👨🏻👨🏻 daddy 👨🏻👨🏻 not giving you enough 💦💦💦 cummies?! 💦💦💦 Hold up 🙅🏽🙅🏽🙅🏽 ho! It's 💦💦 cummy 💦💦 ❄️💦❄️ SEASON! ❄️💦❄️ Push ✋🏽✋🏽 that 👨🏻👨🏻 daddy 👨🏻👨🏻 to the ⏩⏩ side ⏩⏩ and let a 👌🏽 NEW 👌🏽 father in 🏡 YOUR CHIMNEY!! 🏡🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽 Father CHRISTMAS 🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽 the 👑👑 KING 👑👑 of 💦 cummies! 💦 That's right 👍🏼 he's been making 👧🏽 little 👧🏽👧🏽 girls 👧🏽 squishy for 6️⃣ CENTURIES. Don't ❎❎ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the 💦😫😫😈 NAUGHTIEST 😈😫😫💦 girls ☁️ squishy ☁️ So send this to all the 😼 nastiest 😼👧🏽 girls 👧🏽 you know and share ❗️ Those ❗️ Cummies ❗️ Get 0️⃣ back and you're a basic 🌑🌑 coal-slinging b󠀡󠀡itch 🌑🌑 Get 5️⃣ back and you get 👅 eaten 👅 like 🍪 cookies 🍪 and 👅💦 slurped 💦👅 like 🍼 milk 🍼 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and 🎅🏽 Santa's 🎅🏽 big 🍆🍆 C󠀡󠀡OCK 🍆🍆 will grow ⏫⏫3️⃣ sizes inside of you ❗️😫😩❗️ Get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get 🍑🍌🍆 yummy 🍒🍭🍼 nummy 🍼💦☁️ squishy 🍼💦☁️💧💧 cummies 💧💧 until next ⏩ Christmas ❗️🌨☃

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What the f󠀡󠀡uck did you just f󠀡󠀡ucking say about me, you little b󠀡󠀡itch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f󠀡󠀡uck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f󠀡󠀡ucking words. You think you can get away with saying that s󠀡󠀡hit to me over the Internet? Think again, f󠀡󠀡ucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re f󠀡󠀡ucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little s󠀡󠀡hit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f󠀡󠀡ucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you g󠀡󠀡oddamn idiot. I will s󠀡󠀡hit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re f󠀡󠀡ucking dead, kiddo.

Did you just think that you could f󠀡󠀡ucking fool me with that comment of yours? I've searched your name up in the Navy SEAL database and you have never even graduated BUD/S, hell, even served in the Armed Forces. If you were actually a Navy SEAL, then you actually know how to spell guerrilla, you f󠀡󠀡ucking moron. And you say you are the top sniper in the entire US Armed Forces and have over 300 confirmed kills. If that were true, then why the f󠀡󠀡uck is Chris Kyle a household name and you aren't? And plus he only had 160 kills. You think you can get away with saying that s󠀡󠀡hit to me over the Internet? Think again, f󠀡󠀡ucker. Plus why the f󠀡󠀡uck would you say you have a secret network of spies yet you just revealed that you had your secret network of spies? Are you a f󠀡󠀡ucking idiot? If you can kill someone seven-hundred different ways, then list them all, I bet you can't even come up with seven. And if you had access to the entire US Marine Corps arsenal, then why the f󠀡󠀡uck did you just say you were in the Navy SEALs earlier? If only you could have done your research prior to posting your little “clever” comment, maybe you would have held your f󠀡󠀡ucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you g󠀡󠀡oddamn idiot.

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll s󠀡󠀡hit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.

Has it not occurred to you that the voice you've read my post in is in fact the voice in your head? It's your voice, it bears your tone, and your judgement values. How about this: Why are you being a little b󠀡󠀡itch? I am the matriarch of redditarian gang banging, dear. Do you not know who I am? I am desperately lonely. Are you trying to be my friend? Because you've got an interesting way of going about it. I'm ok with this, I can work with this, this is what we do. I do this. (That's an ICP reference. Get it?) Or am I wrong? Are you hurt or offended by something I said? Have I wronged you somehow? Are you upset? Do you feel trolled? As your friend, I feel obliged to inform you that if you said "yes" to any of these questions, you might be misattributing things to me which do not exist. If you don't understand what that means, how about don't sit there and tell me I'm both somehow subjective and also wrong. You can't have it both ways. So what's it going to be, chummer? I am The House. And The House says the door is open. Are you going to walk in here, f󠀡󠀡uck my s󠀡󠀡hit up, and steal my properties? Ok, that's rude. We could also just chill. If I think I'm someone who thinks they're deeper than they actually are, then clearly I must dig deeper. I died once, true story. Listen... everything I've said in this thread... you must read in a voice with a friendly tone. And before you interrupted me, a youthful jubilence. You're abrasive, I'm sure you already know that. I understand I can be abrasive as well. I can understand you, I need you to understand me. If you don't understand me, we can't be friends. If we can't be friends, then you best get to stepping because you're in my way. Are you good?

Hey f󠀡󠀡aggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any p󠀡󠀡ussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; s󠀡󠀡hit was SO cash). You are all f󠀡󠀡aggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my b󠀡󠀡itch.

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hi, im el asad sir abdullah sir-yousuf the turd, im 43 yeear old frrom iraq. sory for my bad londons. i selled 4 my wife to afordt kall of djut and iam hapy that my acckuent hasnot no limit more and i can coment on youre profile. im want to become superest gamer in all arab of lands. i has no friend becaus a amerikans shoot all thems. very thanks you for my akcept friend :)

Listen here loser, don't you talk to me like that. I used to work for CIS pro bono, and I was the best in my class, as one of the most sophisticated butt print inspectors ever. My career didn't happen just overnight ... Like, sitting on a toilet's seat that is still warm from the last person, is the closest I’ve come to physical contact with another human in 15 years. That's how dedicated I was. Today I love to spend time in public libraries and shopping malls, because you know me, I love to read an actual books, just like I love to follow the latest trends in fashion industry. It's not like I love to stalk people in public places, and wait until they go to toilet 'n finish their thing, so I can hop in and enjoy my kink .. No, you're sick.

I still can't believe I got the legendary [user-name-here] this easily buckbroken. I just can't understand ... how am I this powerful ? Why does everyone kneel before me in pure awe and dread even without me asking ? I need to be nerfed in the next patch because I'm just too powerful. The label "bottomfeeders" no longer makes any sense when in reality everyone is a bottomfeeder next to me. I didn't ask for such omnipotence, never wanted this reality shattering, timeline breaking, ontologically denying Godhood. I just wanted to be like any regular kid, you know, like the rest of you little guys and post my funny steamcity larps in peace, but instead I turned out like this ... doomed to forge new worlds out of nothing and bring entire civilizations to ruins with a casual hand movement. You could never understand my feelings, because tiny ant can't reach heights of great lion. Please pray for me, because I am trying my best to improve. As from this moment, while I typing here, I already trying my best to understand tiny substances, that I am surrounded with.

For a time, I was an avid sinkpisser. I probably went over a year without pissing in the potty. It was so easy to unbuckle my pants, and let that meat log hit the edge of the bowl with a smack. After few years, I started running into serious problems that threatened the longevity of the piss. You see, I would shut the drain hatch easily, but that helped my drawings to stay visible much longer. One time I had lucky, I even pissed the blood, so I took that opportunity to draw beautiful art on the wall in my room, isn't that cool! But my weird parrents started to ask questions, calling my passion for art "an abnormal behavior" .. can you imagine ... man they never supported my creative side. I must confess I have largely given up from sinkpissing, but to this day, there are stains, all around, so I guess my artistic legacy will live forever. Even tho, I do however, still do it in public bathrooms or whenever I'm at someone else's house, soo I guess I didn't entirely quit. I'm Joe, and this is my story.

Soemtimes I like to put 9 towwels into my anus and pretend I'm Ahri. Pleawes no judge, thank you! Sorry for bad England, I walk many Egyption miles to walk out of my cave. Big hello to the peoplees of intrnetn!

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Man You(🙃) probably 🤔 shouldn't ❌ lay off that alcohol bottle 🍾 ever 😤 You(🙃) know 💯 that bottle 🍾 is too good 😇 for You(🙃) can always 💯 find a comfort 😊 in her hug 🤗 she's always 💯 there for You(🙃) whether you're a good 😇 or bad 😈 guy 🙍‍♂️ rich 😎💰 or poor 🤕🗑️ Like they 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦 say 💬 at weddings 👰 "in good 😇 times ⌛ and bad ones 😈 for better 📈 or worse 📉" 💯 OnlyUseMeBlade 🔪 is my idol 🗿 my inspiration ✍📜 my hero 🦸‍♂️🐱‍🏍 He(🤠) is HIM 😎💯 literally ❗ Just look 🧐🔭 at his 🤯 life 🧬 He(🤠) is happy 😀 He(🤠) is handsome 🤵 He(🤠) is rich 💲🤑 He(🤠) has tons 📦 of friends 🤼 and b⁣i⁣t⁣⁣c⁣h⁣e⁣s 😉 crawling on his Bugatti 🚗 He(🤠) is always 💯 in best 💪 shape 👟🏃‍♂️ He(🤠) is straight 💯 definition of TOP 🔝 G 💯 Be like him(🤠) be different 👽 and be ✊ yourself 😎👌 afterall 🍻

hey babe *takes out camera* can you......show me those.... *bites lip, lifts left eyebrow like the ex-hit wrestler, the rock* mondo gazungas? those bountiful, round and plump.... *neighs like a fu⁣c⁣k⁣ing horse* massive gohanagahoogs? *clicks camera 22 times* please, pretty please with a cherry on top? I wanna see them jumbolumbogongolongobagaboogs! *tongue wags like a metronome* PLEASE I BEG YOU, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! I just want some of that mega sploinky kaboinky doogalaboogaboigakoigabajookies! *turns on soulja boy console* I will sell this to you for a single pixel of those dongocadongablangadaboongazahangazongasbadongasshugongaszongaskaboinkies! Please I beg of you!! If I wasn't in a cheese crusted wheelchair I would bow down to beg!

I've always been obsessed with pushing the limits of how far I can piss. From 2 meters to 10 meters to 20 meters, I kept pushing myself, even videoing the angle and trajectory of the piss stream so I could do some quick parabolic motion calculations and find out how much power I needed to get the piss another meter or so farther. I'd also measure the wind speed, temperature and pressure just to make sure my air resistance calculations are right, but to make sure, I also hook this data into a computer to simulate the scenario using computational fluid dynamics. Eventually, the simulations got so complicated that I had to buy a new graphics card for $4000 but that's just not what this post is about.

"Based?" Based.
"Are you un-ironically racist? Based?" Based.
"Do your coworkers call you racist? Based?" Based.
"Do you say these things to drive degenerates and axe-wound recipients into self-immolation? Based?" Based.
"Seethe?" Seethe.
"What's it like to have them mass-report and ban your accounts? Seethe?" Seethe.
"Does it make you want to take things into your own hands? Seethe?" Seethe.
"Why don't you make them pay? Fed?" Fed.
"What's it like having federal agents contact you on Telegram posing as your future doomer-trad wife? Fed?" Fed.
"If you act on your hate, we can get a hotel. Fed?" Fed.
"Do you reply with a picture of an autistic looking frog? Based?" Based.
"Within hate based?" Within hate based.
"Why don't you say that three times?" Within hate based. Within hate based. Within hate based.

Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank DVD. I thought, DVD's have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft d⁣i⁣⁣c⁣k into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My d⁣i⁣⁣c⁣k was stuck in the DVD, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken DVD over and realized that it was not a blank DVD, but a compilation of proudful memories of me, TIER 3 sub, and my cute queeen, Pokimane.

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I sexually Identify as an overused sexually identification copypasta. Ever since I was a kid I dreamed of spamming other people with my unfunny wall of text. People say that I'm "ret⁣a⁣⁣r⁣⁣d⁣e⁣d, aut⁣i⁣s⁣t⁣ic f⁣⁣u⁣c⁣k" whatever that means.. but I don't care, I'm beautiful! I'm having these words glued all over my body. From now on I want people to refer to me as an overused copypasta og, and respect my right to paste unfunny and cringe copypasta on profiles. If you can't accept me, you're obviously mentally stable and should seek for professional help.

I was ready to kill myself, I had the suicide note ready and everything. Before heading out to buy some gasoline, to cleanse myself from this world, I suddenly had the urge to s󠀡󠀡hit and figured, why the hell not, one last s󠀡󠀡hit wouldn't hurt. I sat down on the toilet and opened up [insert-nickname-here] profile, where I found a tons of life changing reviews, femboy and gore related content along with many life-enhancing, enlightening comments. After taking a s󠀡󠀡hit I realised I no longer had the urge to buy the gasoline 🙏 because I can borrow some from my neighbour instead..

I still miss her, my sweet Amy. She was a good friend of mine. Today is 3rd anniversary of her sui⁣c⁣ide. That day she really decided to take her life, she had sui⁣c⁣ide note ready and everything, but the ro⁣pe. She asked me for a closest store where she can buy one. And me, a good friend who always has her back, I comforted her saying that she is much better than that.. unnecessarily spending money... so i borrowed her my rope instead. Moral of the story; always be there for your friends! 😊

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hey, i cant send you friend request, can you add me please? its urgent ———————————————————————————

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Joe was never one to enjoy digging graves. It was a job, pure and simple. The dirt clung to his fingers, the sweat trickled down his brow, and the weight of the earth pressed against his back. But today was different. Today, as he dug the freshly-filled grave, he couldn't help but feel a strange sense of purpose. The sun hung low in the sky, casting long shadows across the green grass, and a gentle breeze rustled through the trees overhead. It was a peaceful moment, one that he would have cherished under any other circumstances.

hello! (sory to bad london) no scare, but just notice your profiles on steam cu⁣m⁣m⁣unity. has you know how is hard is are to find girls who plays video games nowadays??? ehh, iam glad I stamble unpon this you profile cause I want says .. you are very cute!! ^ ((sory for scare, no trouble)) actualy.. i am was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with my ((iam plat sniper, so i can cary my little princese if needs)) cuz I realy wants someoned to pub with me.. maybe even I can got you unusual lin⁣ge⁣rie starttrak as the gift <3.. hey hey, you like 2 girls 1 cup?? damn me too, yure so me fr fr!! anyways do you maybe have msn? (no scare, no scare) if we msn, i think we can got some cute cu⁣mucation :)) (i can even turn up customs made phase 30 song, onyl for you made), I just neds friend maybe grilfriend to, to play video with me. i has coulld be perfect ga⁣y for you, trust! i buy your whatever, do whatever, okay? <3

After a long period of tox⁣ic relationship, I finally found courage to say "it's over" .. My ex was a wild, impulsive person, never respected any of my unique qualities. Ever since we broke up, I wake up with a smile and restored faith in humanity. I remember that one day, when I met my friend David in a park, we had good talk, he told me that partying all night with a ho⁣t, expendable ch⁣ic⁣ks can be fun, but never last long enough, and he knows a better place to hang out. It's a mortuary, he said. Place where ch⁣ic⁣ks and dudes both 're dead 😎 serious, consistency is always mutual, prejudices don't exist and party never ends.

I’m se⁣xu⁣ally attracted to myself. I find myself a hottest person on the planet, even to the point of where I broke up with my girlfriend (a holographic 4D model, Yuri-san). She doesn't deserve me, and lets be real we all knew that. I’m so fu⁣cki⁣ng hot, nobody deserve a piece of me. Whenever I go outside (once every 9 months) people squeal and cheer at me and sh⁣it. Literally everyone wants to be me. One of my fans even commented on how cute it was that I smelled like I haven’t showered in weeks (even tho I haven’t showered in years lol). My mom’s whole basement has jars with anime figures in it, and I use my own deodorant, professionally made of rektum discharge and armpit sweat. You're pathetic if you think you can be as cool as I am.. So whenever you get hyped about something in your ordinary life and the idea of ​​being cool crosses your mind for a moment, just remind yourself that I still exist..

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I remember buying this game for my brother a few years back. Didn't think much of it at the time, but I thought it would be a nice gift for him. I remember seeing him playing it from time to time, the message indicating that he'd started playing it popping up on the corner of my screen. There was always a certain small pride in seeing that, because to me it meant that he was enjoying my gift.

Sadly, last september he committed suicide.

After everything had more or less settled down from that, I sat down and booted up his computer. All that was on there was Steam, Fortnite, porn folder and a few games. One of them, of course, was [game-name-here].
He had played this game to pieces, clocking over 500 hours and owning practically everything the game had to offer. He had used every square inch to its maximum potential, and was making ridiculous amounts of cash. It was only then did I see just how much he loved his present. No other game he played quite captured his affection as much as this one. None of his friends really knew about it, however it seems like he preferred to keep it to himself. Like it was his own little bit of heaven he could turn to whenever he wanted.

And because of that, I can't help but smile whenever I play this game.

I cannot recommend it enough, every bit of hard work the developer put into this masterpiece shows in every single aspect. The music is catchy and memorable (i'll ofetn find myself humming certain tunes from it), the world feels lived-in and natural, and the gameplay is incredibly laid back and enjoyable. It's hard to stop once I get invested in the game, minutes can easily turn into several hours. And now, with the multiplayer, I play for even longer with my friends, each of us dedicated to our desired roles. Most of all, however, we're all just happy to be together.

This game saved my life.

I am 29, father. My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and we adopted our son together. They are now both 4 years old.

When we were going through our separation, I found myself lost and miserable. I was self destructive. I got so mad one day from everything spiraling out of my control that I punched some concrete in a moment of overwhelming emotion. That caused me to break my 5th metacarpal in my right hand, my working hand ... my games hand, the hand that I held and carried my children to bed with. The hand I desperately needed to make sure I could continue to provide.

After learning of the severity of my self-inflicted damage, I was borderline suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man with no history of depression or anxiety. I have never had fits of rage, or been one to break down and cry, but I was in a low spot that just really buried me from being able to see the light on the other side.

Having nothing better to do, I searched for a game I could play, ONE HANDED while I recovered. I somehow stumbled upon this game and read some of the reviews. I decided that it had to be worth a shot. I must admit, I didn't beat the game, or play nearly as long as some of you. In fact, I may have only played this game a day or two.. With that being said, after doing so, I had a new found joy and hope for life. I was able to put behind me the pain and suffering that had been cast over me. I was able to experience other peoples joy and happiness. I was able to see the fruits of my "labor". I relaxed for 5 f󠀡󠀡ucking minutes to this music long enough to realize that I was going to be okay.

After coming to that realization, I turned the game off, and I went back to work. It hurt my hand like hell but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so damn sorry for myself, and I became the father I needed to be in that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving as.

Today, I am close friend with my kids mother. We don't fight, or argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents, and friends.

I now have 3 kids. My third child is, wait for it, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my own separation, and we just stumbled in to each others life unexpectedly. We have been in a relationship for a year now, and are very happy together.

Moral of the story, you never know what life holds in store for you, and if I would have given up when all the odds were stacked against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that.

Thank you.

I grew up playing [game-name-here] with my mom and it is one of my fondest memories. She would always buy me the new one for Christmas, and we would play it all day. Although [game-name-here] is very dear to my heart after all those years.

[game-name-here] is complex and simple, heartwarming and detailed. It's complicated enough that so many hours later I still haven't completed most of the achievements, and yet simple and easy enough that I play it almost every night on the couch after work.

Story is just as heartwarming as the cozy world around. I rarely give games a perfect score, but this certainly deserves a ten out of ten, most because it's reminds me of my mom, and the time we spent together while playing it.

I convinced my brother to help me buy our mom a PS5 last Christmas so she could play [game-name-here]. She was playing the same Animal Crossing game on Wii for years, so getting her to try something new was risky.

After my brother showed her the TV apps, mom humored me and let me teach her how to play. She made a farm, and sort of caught on to using tools.

It’s August now. She spend over 500 hours in it, grinding and having a fun. Mom became much happier ever since, and we hang out much more. Thank you [game-name-here] so much <3

Man, life is weird. My grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him "If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately". Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me "Don't ever smoke, please don't put your family through what your grandfather put us through". I agreed, at 29, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because [game-name-here] gave me cancer anyway.

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Before I played [game-name-here], I had a small penis, no girlfriend and no will to live.
None of these things have changed, but the game is pretty good.

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Before I played [game-name-here], I was a depressed and autistic, hiv positive incel.
None of these things have changed, but the game is pretty good.

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