How to play simple

This will give you an surface level knowledge on how to play cookie clicker

How to PLAY Cookie Clicker

How to play

Click on cookie on the left third of the game window
keep clicking
upgrade stuff
watch tutorial because confused
keep clicking
click for eternity
never done keep clicking

How to click cookie

hover over thing that looks like cookie in left third of the game window
put finger on left click button on mouse
press finger down
repeat forever

Most productive way to click

drink caffeine
don't sleep

Your Goal?

CLICK SO MANY TIME THAT YOUR FINGER WILL GO SO FAST IT VIBRATES THROUGH ALL FABRIC OF REALITY AND YOU BECOME GOD

[Thib120]

Relatable

[DaTreeGuy]

put so much effort into this