There Is No Game: Wrong Dimension All Achievements Guide (per Chapter)

Main Menu

It's a Trap! (missable)
Click "This Way!" on the game's title screen, and then choose "Yes" when asked to quit the game (If the achievement doesn't trigger; just close the game and open it again)

Chapter 1: Mise en abyme

Roshambo Addict (missable)
Become the world's worst.
Repeatedly lose at roshambo (at least 10 times) without grabbing the scissors to make progress.

Private Detective
Go through the trash.
Use the bottle opener to open the trash can on the Flying Squirrel OS desktop.

Conspiracy Theorist (missable)
Read all the messages that reveal the real truth!
Open all the "Truth.DOC" in each private folder in any order on the Flying Squirrel OS desktop.

Have you no shame?
Find the naughty pictures.
Open the "+18" folder inside the "Private" folder on the Flying Squirrel OS desktop.

Administrator
Get past the computer security and gain the incredible power... to tell time.
Enter the correct password to unlock the Clock app on the Flying Squirrel OS desktop

There's a bug in the soup
Finish chapter 1.

Chapter 2: Behind the scenes

This is not a Beat'em up (missable)
Beat up an innocent bystander.
Repeatedly punch Mr. Wilhelm even after getting the letter H (at least 6 extra punches).

Wrong Dimension (missable)
Call "you know who" on the Telettrophone.
Dial 555-8121 using the Telettrophone while Holmes is still near the Telettrophone inside Wilhelm's House. You must do this before completing the ritual to free Mr. Glitch. You can only do this after unlocking the Magnifying Glass as a key item.

Spam (missable)
Harass Sherlock Holmes over the Telettrophone.
Repeatedly call Miss Voodoo (555-2368) on the Telettrophone without moving the moon, meaning Holmes will keep answering it and hanging up. At least 4 calls, he'll eventually run out of comments and just hang up. You must do this before completing the ritual to free Mr. Glitch.

Blue moon (missable)
Get a blue moon... or almost.
Dip the Tongue in the blue paint bucket behind Sherlock's home. Then, use it to paint the moon while it is up in the sky on the streets just outside Holmes' House (you may need to move the Moon back if it is inside Wilhelm's House) to blue (instead of yellow). If you paint it yellow first, you can not repaint it. You must do this before completing the ritual to free Mr. Glitch.

A soundly led quest
Finish chapter 2.

Chapter 3: The Good, the Bad, and the Princess

Honey, I blew up the Hero (missable)
In the house, turn the Hero into a giant without using the monocle.
After you get the Glitched Hammer, shrink everything else in Hero's home (pots, bed, etc.) excluding Hero.
The items include: the Bed, the Barrel by the foot of the Bed, both Pots, the Table, the now-empty Chest, and of course the Dresser. That's quite a few items, so you'll need to move fast to hit all the items as quickly as you can while the rest remain shrunken.

Life sentence (missable)
Voluntarily drown the Hero.
Use the Glitched Monocle directly on the Hero while he is still on any of the Lily Pads at the Lake. Next, use the Glitched Hammer directly on the Lily Pad he is standing on. You must unlock this before helping the Hero continue onward to the Lake Clearing.

Raiders of the lost game
"Snakes...Why did it have to be snakes?"
In the Dimensional Temple, shake the screen using the "HOME" Sign, summoning snakes. Make more and more snakes fall from the ceiling! Eventually a snake should land on the right switch after dropping the HOME Block around five times.

Random luck! (missable)
In the dimensional temple, find the combination without reading the runes.
Complete the puzzle without shrinking the fires to read the runes. Despite the title, the pattern is never actually random, and goes: Left, Up, Right, Down.

Princess saver
Finish chapter 3.

Chapter 4: Free2Pay

Serial Clicker (missable)
Click, click, click. More clicks. Even more clicks!
Obtain somewhere between 3000 and 4000 coins in one play through of Chapter 4. Since the max you can hold at a time is 1000, you'll need to keep changing rooms or spending coins to obtain more.

To infinity and beyond!
Make some 600 lb armor fly.
Defeat the Dark Lord's Guard at the riverside by making him go onto the Drawbridge (after the Hero lands to his right), then raising it to send him flying!

One Punch Man
Get rid of a super bad guy with a single hit.
Trigger the fight with the Dark Lord, which will immediately end with the Dark Lord Guardian landing on him, defeating him instantly. You'll need to do this anyway to rescue the Princess.

Follow the guide! (missable)
Find the squirrel hiding in the Verdant Landscape.
When the ad for a guide appears on the bottom of the screen during the buttons puzzle, there will be a screenshot of Verdant Landscape's river screen, and it will say to click a peculiar bush 5 times. When you arrive at the river where you engage the Dark Lord's Guard in a duel on the Drawbridge, click on the bush indicated in the screenshot below at least five times.


The end of the ordeal
Finish chapter 4.

Chapter 5 Loss of Control

A friend of the animals... or not
Demonstrate your love for animals using a bucket and some water.
Fill the bucket with water and pour it on the Sleeping Cat in the "My Cat" Background filter.

Headshot
Smash a skull in this happy, family-friendly game.
Have the characters from Buster Chaplin's on-screen, then use the laser pointer from My Cat's SFX to shoot the skull open.

Serge Karamasov (missable)
Jump over a chair.
In "Hit The Road" (found when putting Buster Chaplin's name in GAME DESIGN), use the big block to make Mr. Game jump at least once, but then repeatedly fail by making him hit the boxes. Eventually, the mini-game will take out all the obstacles aside from a single chair with the word "noob" below it, which you can jump over to win the mini-game.

Carmack junior (missable)
Enter GiGi's code without making a single mistake.
Enter all six cards into their correct fields of GiGi's Command Line puzzle ON YOUR FIRST TRY, without needing to move ANY cards around after placing them into their respective fields.
The card sequences are: Zero, Cry, End, Game, Loop, Home

It's not over yet
Finish chapter 5.

Chapter 6: Back Home

Skeet shoot (missable)
Destroy all the validation signs.
Destroy all the "Yes" signs when presented with options to Quit the game after completing the "Love Game" message on the blank title board.
Keep in mind that the final "No" will be hidden behind a poorly-disguised "Yes" option in the final choice screen, so click all other "Yes" options first before choosing it!

Better than Mr. Radar (missable)
You've got to be a Spaceballs fan to find the solution.
For the third and final question of the Rogue Quiz, choose "Instant Cassettes" in the lower left corner within 5 seconds!

Outside the box
Find the key to the underwater door.
After the title screen floods, pause the game to find a key inside the P in "pause". You'll need to do this anyway to open the door.

Who you gonna call? (missable)
Use a cell phone to call someone with magical powers.
Using the phone's keypad, call Miss Voodoo using the number from Chapter 2: 555-2368.

Home at last
Finish chapter 6.

The End Epilog

Watch through the entire credits until you reach the main menu again and you will earn one, simply replay the epilog and make a different choice to obtain the other.

I want to PLAY!!
Make the wrong decision and risk the complete annihilation of the intergalactic universe.
When prompted, click the upper button and choose to play the game. You will unlock this Achievement after the (actual) Credits reel is complete.

Future of the planet, and all that...
Make the right decision and go back to bed.
When prompted, click the lower button and choose to delete the Game's code. You will unlock this Achievement after the (actual) Credits reel is complete.

[ryan_loranger]

i thought the "future of the planet" achievement was in chapter 3, y'know because of the hero's bed, so thanks!

[Subnaut]

Thank you very much for this guide

[wolfwally2010]

thanks a ton would not be able to get 100% completion without it

[Dustin]