Easy Achievements

A short guide to easily unlock a few achievements in Cookie Clicker.

Thank you to everyone who has given me awards and thank you to all who have expressed your gratitude.

I have updated it with images, but I most likely will not do any further updates.

1: What's In A Name

Rename your bakery by clicking on the bar above your cookie counter, and typing a name other than what is in the box already.

2: God Complex

When renaming your bakery, rename it to 'orteil' or 'Orteil'. However, I would recommend renaming it to something else afterwards, as you incur a -1% CPS debuff whilst as this name.

3: Wake and Bake

Click the cookie once. That's it.

4: Casual Baking and Just Wrong

Get 1 CPS. This can be done by owning 10 cursors, or 1 grandma. If you do buy the grandma, sell it afterwards to receive the Just Wrong achievement.

5: Tabloid Addiction

The news bar is a bar just above your building display. It will scroll through a selection of news headlines depending on how many cookies you have baked. Click the bar to make it change. If you click the bar 50 times you will get this achievement.

6: Here You Go

In between the achievement spaces of What's in a Name and Tabloid Addiction is one slot. Just click on that slot to receive the achievement.

7: Tiny Cookie

Go to the stats page and look in the General section. By the numbers of Cookies in bank, Cookies baked (this ascension), and Cookies baked (all time) there should be a small cookie. Click on the cookie to receive this achievement.

8: Olden Days

Click on the tab that says info. You will see an update log of every update the game has received.



Scroll all the way down to the bottom. There should be a small icon in the bottom right hand corner. Click on it to receive the achievement.

9: Cookie Dunker

Make sure you are not on fullscreen mode for this achievement. You must have at least a small amount of milk for this to work. Resize your window so the cookie touches the milk (i.e. make it smaller). You may have to put it further down than touching and/or resize the window back to normal afterwards to get it.

10: Stifling the press

For this achievement you will need to squash your game window (so exit full screen if you are in it) until the news banner displays the text "News : Help!" . After this all you need to do is click the news ticker.

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[noah.zip]

Thank you sm bro, hope your pillow is cold on both sides

[L0RD3ND3RII]

Great guide. Only two I didn't already have but they were ones I didn't know existed. Both to do with the news. Thank you

[maxiukuk]

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[Kurawa]

Thanks!

[X]

lol nice

[TheFireMouseGuy]

Love me a guide that gives you straight forward instructions on how to get easy achievements. Much appreciated!

[Sensei Wwu]

That was amazing, love the detail, thank you for your help

[Mello]

Thanks for the guide! It was great

[MelonSmasher]

Thanks for the milk