Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher

Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher

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Prologue
Start

I have a great product for you!
Clarification

You need my product to do what it does!
Clarification

You need my product to protect you from the danger of deer!
Backing

Why, the only reason you're safe is that I'm here with my repellent!
Challenge : Deer Live in the Woods

My product comes in a fine blue casing!
Relevance

Each letter of the label is hand painted!
Relevance

My grandma toiled over the design!
Relevance

Oh, Deer
Complete the tutorial chapter of Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher.
Chapter 1
Start

Every one possesses wisdom far beyond our own.
Clarification

Thus, whatever a god commands must be good.
Challenge : There are Different Gods

Clearly, what the gods agree upon is always good.
Backing

For surely if things are good, the gods will agree upon them.
Challenge : Morality Comes from the Gods

Holy Moly
Complete the first debate of Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher.
Chapter 2
Start

Thus, the only possible source of morality is Human Valuing.
Clarification

Whatever any individual believes is right is right for that individual.
Backing

There are no things upon which everyone can agree.
Backing

It would be arrogant to presume that any position is wrong.
Challenge : Speech Penalty

As morality is affected by situation, it cannot be objective.
Relevance

Subjective Victory
Complete the second debate of Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher.
Chapter 3
Start

This sets them at odds with every other man, creating a constant state of War.
Challenge : People Work Together

Thus, manking is impelled to seek peace, forming contracts between individuals.
Clarification

Thus, we form contracts agreeing to give up freedoms in exchange for security.
Challenge : Mankind is Selfish

This fear can, in turn, be created by empowering a Sovereign.
Clarification

The Sovereign forms a contract with the people to enforce their rules.
Challenge : Contracts Need to be Enforced

Humbug!
Complete the third debate of Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher.
Chapter 4
Start

Thus, actions are right in proportion as they tend to promote happiness; wrong as they tend to produce unhappiness.
Clarification

As a result, one should choose every action in order to maximize overall happiness.
Challenge : Happiness Distribution

Actions can be considered moral when they follow such rules.
Backing

[Now go back two sentences.]

These rules should be chosen in order to create the most happiness possible with as little harm as possible.
Challenge : Rule Nuances

Utility Futility
Complete the fourth debate of Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher.
Chapter 5
Start

Thus we are moral if our will is defined by the intention of doing the moral thing.
Clarification

There are certain actions which we must always avoid.
Backing

These ideas form rules we must follow at all times, regardless of emotion or consequence.
Challenge : Never Lie

If a contradiction or irrationality arises, the maxim cannot be moral.
Clarification

Irrationalities create a world which is worse for wear.
Challenge : Intentionalism

Achievement; Check!
Complete the fifth debate of Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher.
Chapter 6
Start

You have presented your philosophical views.
Clarification

You claim that morality does not exist.
Backing

With possibilities so incomprehensibly vast, surely one must stand as infallible.
Backing

His answer had to be approved for this to occur.
Relevance

The Arbiter's approval makes the validity of his answer undoubtable.
Challenge : Mankind is Flawed

If that is the case, then there is no point to what we do here.
Backing

And if we cannot achieve our goal, there is no reason to try!
Clarification

Our efforts are worth nothing unless we are able to obtain perfection!
Challenge : Good is Happiness

Home Free
Complete the final debate of Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher.



[There will be an Epilogue after the credits.]


Things to Come
Even Philosophy games have post credits scenes now. It's out of control.


4 Comments
ランスクラウン Oct 18, 2023 @ 10:09am 
Very nice man
krana Sep 22, 2023 @ 1:18pm 
Thank you!
PunkSteve May 9, 2023 @ 8:13am 
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Dargart Apr 22, 2023 @ 5:37pm 
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