Funky Pops: The Complete Collector's Guide.

This guide will provide all the information you need to obtain all the Funky Pop collectibles in CUCKOLD SIMULATOR: Life as a Beta Male Cuck.

Introduction.

In case you don't know, Funky Pops are collectible figures hidden throughout the various in-game locations that can be acquired and displayed inside the player's home. Some Funky Pops are hidden in plain sight, while others are only accessible through glitches. To help you find them all, I've compiled a complete guide to their locations and how to acquire them all.

ATTENTION!!!

The game is still in the early access stage of development, and the locations of individual Funky Pops are still subject to change.

Chonky Red Funky Pop.

Location: The Chonky Red Funky Pop is outside Cuckold's house, watching Cuckold's wife and Tyrone through the master bedroom window.

Directions: To get this Funky Pop, you have to reach the master bedroom window, which can be done by jumping onto the car and then onto the roof of the house.

White Funky Pop.

Location: The White Funky Pop is inside the garage of Cuckold's house.

Directions: You can enter the garage by opening the garage doors at the front of the house.

Tall Blue Funky Pop.

Location: The Tall Blue Funky Pop is on top of the house directly across the street from Cuckold's house.

Directions: Go across the street and jump onto the picket fence, then parkour your way onto the roof and add the Funky Pop to your collection.

Green Funky Pop.

Location: The Green Funky Pop is hanging out at the nightclub.

Directions: Once you enter the nightclub, take a left and go up the stairs past Jack Goldman until you reach the area with red curtains.

Grey Funky Pop.

Location: The Grey Funky Pop is inside the men's bathroom at the bar in Chinatown.

Directions: Go to Chinatown, go to the bar, and go inside the men's bathroom. It's not that complicated.

13/50 Funky POC.

Location: The 13/50 Funky POC is locked away in a holding cell at the police station. HE DINDU NUFFIN!

Directions: The police station becomes accessible as you progress through the main story.

Little Yellow Funky Pop.

Location: The Little Yellow Funky Pop is inside the fish tank at the Art Gallery.

Directions: Once you enter the Art Gallery, look to your right until you see the fish tank with the Funky Pop inside.

Incorporeal Funky Pop.

Location: The Incorporeal Funky Pop is near Lingling in Chinatown.

Directions: This Funky Pop only appears if you have the "DIACYANIN GOGGLES" item equipped, which can be obtained by doing Wayne's questline.

Matrix Funky Pop

Location: The Federal Agent drops the Matrix Funky Pop after the second encounter with her in Chinatown.

Directions: There's a chance for the Federal Agent to reappear in Chinatown after you encounter her during Wayne's questline if you have the "DIACYANIN GOGGLES" item equipped.

Polychromatic Funky Pop

Location: The Polychromatic Funky Pop is inside Cuckold's neighbor's garage.

Directions: The garage is inaccessible until you progress Wayne's questline and use the teleporter by inputting the coordinates X:-3 Y:1 Z:-6.

Biggest Blackest Funky Pop.

Location: The Biggest Blackest Funky Pop is on a floating white platform high up in the sky above Cuckold's house.

Directions: You can access the platform by progressing Wayne's questline until you can use the teleporter and inputting the coordinates X:-235 Y:205 Z:30.

Arcade Funky Pop.

Location: The Arcade Funky Pop is one of the prizes at the arcade in Chinatown.

Directions: Go to the arcade in Chinatown and play the various coin-op arcade games until you have 1000 tickets, then talk to Xiaohui and claim the Funky Pop as your prize.

Radioactive Funky Pop.

Location: The Radioactive Funky Pop is outside Chinatown.

Directions: Getting this Funky Pop requires glitching yourself out of bounds with the room 503 door or by jumping onto the GloboBank ATM by the Indian restaurant and doing some hardcore parkour.



You should see the Funky Pop once you get outside the map.

Very Important Funky Pop.

Location: The Very Important Funky Pop is on the second-floor VIP area of the bank.

Directions: The second-floor VIP area can be accessed if your GloboBank account is diamond tier or by using Wayne's teleporter to bypass the Bank Employee by inputting the coordinates X:305 Y:215 Z:5.

Pink Female Funky Pop.

Location: The Pink Female Funky Pop is inside the strip club in Chinatown.

Directions: Getting this Funky Pop requires glitching yourself out of bounds by jumping on the neon sign by the bar.



Once you get yourself outside the map walk along the walls until you see the Funky Pop.

Chonky Sky Blue Funky Pop.

Location: The Chonky Sky Blue Funky Pop is behind the projector screen in the movie theater.

Directions: The movie theater is inaccessible until you progress Wayne's questline until you can use the teleporter and input the coordinates X:-5 Y:-598 Z:10.

Biggest Greenest Funky Pop.

Location: The Biggest Greenest Funky Pop is inside the GameStart store in Chinatown.

Directions: The store owner initially refuses to sell the Funky Pop, but he will eventually settle for $80,000 if you keep asking to buy the Funky Pop.

Conclusion.

Congratulations! You made it through the entire guide. I hope this guide was helpful in some way, and good luck hunting for those Funky Pops! :)



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[Doge War Criminal]

Thanks for the information. I have updated the guide with the coordinates.

[Nostkot]

tysm. Also you dont have to buy diamond tier in the bank. You can just tp up there