How to UP your RIZZ !! [OFFICIAL GUIDE]

the OFFICIAL guide for aquiring rizz. Tips from an expert in the field. Have you ever thougt "man i got no girls"? well then this is the guide for you!.

Many people want to have higher rizz, but they can find the process very over whelming and tedius and many are turned away. They think it takes hours of work and preperation, but ive prepared an efective method that can help the average user to develop rizz in much less time1!. Simply follow the steps below. V V V

STEP 1: Clearing Any Obstacles

Before we begin, id like to take a moment to introduce myself. My name is Proffeser Hugh Jass, and im a lead counselor at Ohio rizzler university. Ive helped hundreds of ordinary people to develop rizz, as ive done myself. For reference, ill attach an image of me before and after my rizz transformation (See below). Anyways, into the guide.

The first step in the process is to remove any aspects of your life that may be impeding on your ability to aquire and maintain rizz. This step is quite easy, all you need to do is search "League of Legends" and "Genshin Impact" in your windows search bar.

If either search results in a launchable game, all you need to do is simply click the "Uninstall" button

If it looks like this, then you're good to go, and you have successfully completed the first step







Keep following these simple steps, and soon enough you'll be a pro rizzler just like me.

Again, heres the before and after.

STEP 2: Changes in your character

The next thing you want to do is take a shower. Some of you might be haunted by just the thought of that, but dont worry, i can help you.

Since many people might not know what this is, ill take a minute to explain. A shower (verb) is the act of cleaning yourself with running water. This may help to reduce stench, and improve general overall hygiene.

Finding/Using your Shower:

Since you have probably not used it in a while, you might have a bit of trouble finding and using your shower, but dont worry, its not too hard. The shower is usually located in the bathroom. Take a few minutes to look around your house and find the bathroom. (TIP: it has a toilet and a sink) Once you found the bathroom, the shower is usually not too far. It may be behind a glass door or clear curtain.

Using the shower may vary due to the type of system you have, but most rely on the same principals. Theres a knob, which when turned will begin the flowing of water. DONT BE FRIGHTENED. its okay to step inside, it will help you in the long run.

Here is a photo which may help in your search
Another important step is brushing your teeth. Simply use a tooth brush, and squeeze a small portion of toothpaste on to the head. Use it on your teeth for approximately 2 minutes.

Heres an image to assist you.

STEP 3: Taking Action

You've made it this far, you're almost there. You just need to take a few more small steps before you have completed the proccess.

Entering the Outdoors

Next thing you wanna do is go outside, and do a few things while you're there.

Most important is probably to touch grass. Grass is a natural plant that grows outside in many conditions and environments, and making contact with it is an important step in your transformation.

Photo of grass for your benefit

While you are outside, you will probably see the sun and be greeted by an onslaught of warmth and light. Its okay, this is normal and is a natural part of the process.

Step 4: Final conclusion + helpful tips

These are the basic building blocks for acquiring rizz. You can expand upon any of these to further your chances of getting women. After taking these steps, you can put them in to action by talking to girls. You will be in a much better position to do so due to the actions you've taken thus far. Here are some helpful tips to improve your chances even more.

Learn an instrument. According to one random lady on an interview, learning an instrument makes a person x10 coolrer

Become a psychologist. People will be more open to telling you about their problems, and you can offer many pieces of helpful advice, which will be greatly appreciated by the customer.

Go to Public School. Apparently if you go to public school you will get a million girl friends even if you are super ugly and dumb.

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Update: Followed my guide and it worked 😁😁 (only took a few months)

[KillinWorkTime]

@Alexander the Greater You buried them on a mountain?

[MAXIDE]

thanks

[Ambrunger]

bro holy shit it actually works

[Touchers]

bro it worked 100/10

[h0ttshot]

even if u had rizz u would have no bitchs still.

[maximater]

i think i misunderstood the 3rd step, since i accidentally cooked meth that was 11.9% pure, could you please tell me how to improve the meth purity? it'd be appericated

[REL0AD3D_Y33TS3R4M4]

I HAVE AQUAIRED TEH RIZZ

[Loonbernator]

guys my pc blew up trying to do this??!!!?!?!?!?!??!!!!!!??? wHaT???!!

[Nesteptic]

my shower blew up with lack of activity