Pizza Tower

Pizza Tower

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How to Shave Your Balls
By Fats McAlpine
In this guide I will tell you the most painless and efficient way of shaving your balls. Skinning your coconuts, waxing your tennis balls. Trimming your baby banks. Let's-a-go.
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What are balls?
Example of Ball (Singular):

What is shaving?
Example of Shaving:




























(This but with hair.)
Was George W. Bush responsible for the September 11th attacks in 2001?
See Chapter 72 for answer.



























Step 4:
After bringing the water to a boil, remove lobster.

Example of Lobster:




























Congratulations.

















You have successfully shaved B A L L.

I will make a another one for explaining how to do the second ball. In the meantime please listen to this complementary track after your first successful shave.

15 Comments
dabull May 20, 2023 @ 3:54pm 
Instructions unclear, there were no inputs for it.
MicrowavedPizza May 14, 2023 @ 1:27pm 
instructions unclear, grew 17 more balls
Cmonster_b May 14, 2023 @ 12:17am 
theres no balls, just cubes
Blazer150 May 13, 2023 @ 9:27am 
help i cut of the balls by accident (i still have my pp tho)
500 noises May 8, 2023 @ 4:01pm 
can you help please i pulled down my pants and i dont see any balls do i need the dlc please help
SuperBR May 6, 2023 @ 3:55pm 
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Kronk May 5, 2023 @ 6:53pm 
Hi Jesus.
Habib_Gaming May 3, 2023 @ 4:36pm 
Please Help Your Savior And Tell Me How To Shave The Other Ball.
Self İnflicted Agony Circuit May 3, 2023 @ 6:23am 
instructions unclear , the magical wizard stole my balls
Fats McAlpine  [author] May 2, 2023 @ 11:55am 
Take the clippings to a magical wizard who will transform them into a 25 dollar giftcard for little caesars pizza