How to smoke a fat blunt as Travis Touchdown

If you wanna be labeled as an official gangsta in the registry of boof stocks then follow this quick guide...NOW!

So uhhhh hear me out buddy boy...

Pretty simple...but first you gotta overcome your Home Depot drywall eating disorder before getting into the gud stuff (aka shweed).

Having 2 profound addictions at the same time is gonna bite yo heiny if you ain't a multitasker. Take one step at a time to beat the drywall mass consumption allegations and yo goofy ahh finna be free from problemo numero uno before faceplanting into the gud kush industry.

My pet fish Robert Odingle died while I was fasting from drywall consumption :(

Next you gon wanna go to that local gas station of yours and taunt the cashier to give you they entire stock. No man has ever exceeded in their dreams by doin zilch! So pee yoself, get out of bed, eat cereal, eat milk and head to yo local 7-Eleven.

It's Smoke or be Smoked!

That gas station ganja gon blow yo mind and you deserve it after all that hard work, chump. Being an assassin, an otaku AND a gangsta is a heck of a job! Let the world know yo rights after how hard you came. I mean...how far you came from.

Going up the ranks at UAA and makin Home Depot face bankruptcy after liquidating they entire drywall goods just proves how much determination you had back then and still now. Today, you's a changed MAN. You got into some big boy business such as racketeering. In this day and age, shweed has become yo life now. Earn it, blaze it.

We used to say MOE~ but nowadays we shout PASS THE BOOF, BISHOP!~

I ain't responsible if you go through an overdose.
Just go cry to yo momma if the zaza is too strong fo ya.


↑ (actual shot of Travis coughing like a bih while smoking the tiniest widdle iddy biddy roach in the hit sequel No More Heroes 2, circa 2010)

Have a great day and don't forget to scratch yer crotch when nobody's lookin!
[insert jpeg of Travis Touchdown scratching his SCOONGEELIES in 4k Ultra HD]

[dog with a blunt]

If it works, it works. If you're not Travis Touchdown, then the difficulty level exceeds MOE~ standards. Not impossible tho. Keep that in mind the 3 stars are from the successful travis shweedboofers out 'ere

[Cibo_Matto]

my favorite part about this guide is that it has a 3 star rating

[dog with a blunt]

I love you

[CosmicSpaceApe]

I love this XD

[ClownCar]

tax fraud is key... dattabyo!

[dog with a blunt]

Turn yo life upside down: get into a fresh blunt rotation nightmare with yo fam featurin treaviz toochdoen on halloweenie night 2k24 to totally spook your bloodline! Turn yo family of average future tax payers as true weedsters!!!;!;! The governmentrn will be happey!!! Money! Doller beels!

[ClownCar]

Thank you for such great, inspirational, amazing, perfect and beautiful guide. My life has forever been changed due to this. My wife came back, and my kids as well. I have more friends than ever. And i am sober off of drugs! (fent, coke, beer, uranium, and most metals). I thank you deeply... And dattabyo!!!

[dog with a blunt]

Yes

[Grimsdottir]

... what did I just read?

[dog with a blunt]

LiveLeak Travis manspreading :
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3266546949