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54 
(crying) This cage is too small.
DONKEY
Please, don't turn me in. I'll
never be stubborn again. I can
change. Please! Give me another
chance!
OLD WOMAN
Oh, shut up. (jerks his rope)
DONKEY
Oh!
HEAD GUARD
Next! What have you got?
GIPETTO
This little wooden puppet.
PINOCCHIO
I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. (his nose grows)
HEAD GUARD
Five shillings for the possessed
toy. Take it away.
PINOCCHIO
Father, please! Don't let them do
this! Help me!
Gipetto takes the money and walks off. The old woman steps
up to the table.
HEAD GUARD
Next! What have you got?
OLD WOMAN
Well, I've got a talking donkey.
HEAD GUARD
Right. Well, that's good for ten
shillings, if you can prove it.
OLD WOMAN
Oh, go ahead, little fella.
Donkey just looks up at her.
HEAD GUARD
Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!
(waves the torch at
Shrek.)
Shrek calmly licks his fingers and
extinguishes the torch. The men
shrink back away from him. Shrek
roars very loudly and long and his
breath extinguishes all the
remaining torches until the men are
in the dark.
SHREK
This is the part where you run
away.
(The men scramble to get
away. He laughs.)
And stay out! (looks down and picks
up a piece of paper. Reads.) "Wanted. Fairy tale creatures."(He
sighs and throws the paper over his
shoulder.)
THE NEXT DAY
There is a line of fairy tale creatures. The head of the
guard sits at a table paying people for bringing the fairy
tale creatures to him. There are cages all around. Some of
the people in line are Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell
in a cage, Gipetto who's carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer
who is carrying the three little pigs.
GUARD
All right. This one's full. Take
Once upon a time there was a lovely
princess. But she had an
enchantment upon her of a fearful
sort which could only be broken by
love's first kiss. She was locked
away in a castle guarded by a
terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to
free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in
the dragon's keep in the highest
room of the tallest tower for her
true love and true love's first
kiss. (laughs) Like that's ever
gonna happen. What a load of - (toilet flush)
Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his
day. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to
go after the ogre.
NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME
MAN1
Think it's in there?
MAN2
All right. Let's get it!
MAN1
Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what
that thing can do to you?
MAN3
Yeah, it'll grind your bones for
Written by
Ted Elliott
Terry Rossio
Joe Stillman
Roger S.H. Schulman
Based on the book by
William Steig