Sons Of The Forest

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How To Flirt With a Cannibal✅
By France
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How To Flirt With a Cannibal✅
  • Step 1 :
Look for a cannibal

  • Step 2 :
Put two high kicks in her face so that she understands who is the boss.

  • Step 3 :
If she starts to act crazy, 2 strong punches in the jaw and that's it

  • Step 4 :
Normally after that she will be in-love with you

  • Step 5 :
Invite her to a meeting in the mountains

  • Step 6 :
That's it, now that you have your appointment, go back to your base and have a good night.

  • Step 7 :
Once awake, get ready for your date with "this" beautiful cannibal.

  • Step 8 :
Once you arrive at the appointment, have a good time with her

  • Step 9 :
After spending the day with her, it's getting late, take her home to sleep

  • Step 10 :
She invites you to stay with her

  • Step 11 :
You agree

  • Step 12 :
She was a real rascal, things will go fast between you.

  • Step 13 :
During your relationship, you realize that she has a third leg
HAHAHAH

  • Step 14 :
Now you're doomed to have your ass perforated with its huge slimy willy.
  • Step 15 :
We are in 2023 it is not necessary to trust the appearance, it was in fact a transgender

  • Step 16 :
I set you up, good luck with your perforated ass.

172 Comments
Mikrus_1234 12 hours ago 
great guide bro
:BFVAssignment: :steamhappy:
Care Bear Jun 6 @ 4:08pm 
What Lara said
BaconLara Jun 2 @ 8:30am 
white 16 yr old autistic boy type humour
nasanieru8427 May 27 @ 8:11pm 
instructions unclear i am now gay irl
mariuslaru May 22 @ 1:19pm 
Some people should not attempt to type in English.
Kidnoff Apr 13 @ 6:45pm 
I'm stuck at step 5. She seem to love me. But I don't have any option to invite her at the mountain. I probably did something wrong...
b4uefire Mar 31 @ 1:44pm 
WTF
Ninjaras (IDK) Mar 31 @ 1:25pm 
Shit:bbtcat:
Lord_Helius Mar 31 @ 10:07am 
just got the game gonna try it thx for the tips
idiot Mar 29 @ 11:00am 
well i like that better tho so is it really a problem :steamhappy: