How to efficiently speedrun Elden Ring

WIP!!!

Ordered List of Locations to Visit (Temp)

Get Torrent
Kill Greyoll
Margit
Godrick
Renalla
Ruin Strewn Precipice
Draconic Sentinel
Morgott
Fire Giant
gazebo east from temple quarter
gazebo south eastt from tetsu's
raya crystunnel

Introduction

So, you maidenless brats came here so you can run through Elden Ring right? Here is my guide so you can approximately never wander around too much and finish the game as fast as possible with the least amount of idling and travelling as possible WITHOUT GLITCHES! WE WILL NOT WRONGWARP OR USE ANY GLITCHES.

-For now I'm working on an Any% run, later on, I will add an all rememberances run.
-We will use the Samurai starting class.
-We will focus on upgrading one weapon (The Nagakiba).
-We will get upgrade items from specific locations on our way to the bosses.
-Item locations detailed here aren't guranteed to be fully accurate, there are guides for them online.
-We will not follow any NPC quests.

Now, lets begin our run!

Limgrave and Liurnia

First Steps

Start the game by jumping off the cliff while fighting Gilded Scion.
Now our quest is to get loaded with runes, so we get Torrent and then go and kill Greyoll, we use our Uchi to bleed him out, then allocate your stats to 22 DEX and 18 STR so you can equip the Nagakiba, the rest you can allocate to VIG and END to your own taste.
Next, we get our Nagakiba, we will go south east from the First Step grace to betray our friend Yuria (name will be corrected later) and kill him to get our Nagakiba.
After we got our run weapon, we proceed to Limgrave Tunnels to get our smithing stone [1]s, at this point your Nagakiba can probably each +2, we then bypass Margit to reach Liurnia Lake Shore, from there we can get our Nagakiba to +4 with the help of the merchant.

Margit the Fell Omen and Godrick the Grafted

At that point, you are levelled and geared enough to take over Stormveil Castle, remember you can skip a major part of the castle by jumping off the side after Rampart Tower grace, use your bow to get the first flaming eagle and run past the other.

Liurnia and Raya Lucaria

First, lets locate the academy gate, we go to Purified Ruins east to the Lake Shore grace and use the teleporter, then to get our Nagakiba to +6, we have to stop by a few gazebos across the lake, for the first gazebo, lean to the eastern part of the lake and scan for a gazebo near a bunch of lobsters, there will be 3 smithing stone [2]s there. For the next gazebo, lean to the western part until you come across Tetsu's Rise, from there you can see another gazebo with 3 smithing stone [2]s, and now your Nagakiba can be upgraded to +5.
Our next destination is Raya Lucaria Crystal Tunnel, it is in the north eastern part of the lake, keep in mind that its nowhere near the academy, dont get confused, there you can get a bunch of smithing stone [2]s and even a good amount of smithing stone [3] to get your Nagakiba upgraded even further to +7, other gazebos across the lake that contain smithing stone [3]s can get it even further.
Now you are ready to fight Renalla, which shouldnt be much of a challenge

Ruin Strewn Preicipice

From the academy, run off the other gate and off the side next to the ballstas to get into Makar's domain, make sure to get every smithing stone [4] that is on your way and use your Nagakiba's AOW to stun the singer bats so you dont get attacked while climbing the ladder, after some intense running, you can go beat Makar which should be easy with a +8 Nagakiba, and afterwards, the real game begins.

Altus

Our first destination in Altus is the Sealed Tunnel, once you get the map of the area, the tunnel will be visible as a small black spot south to the walls of outer Leyndell. That will net us the smithing stone bell bearing [2] which will solve our smithing stone [4] shortage, its HIGHLY PARAMOUNT to go deeper through the tunnels to get a few smithing stone [5]s, most are relatively easy to find.

[UncleMelle]

Running all over the place, blue in the face, looking like sonic!

[Star Taker ✨]

how are people even seeing this i abandoned it

[UncleMelle]

this so sigma