Devil May Cry 5

Devil May Cry 5

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How To Avoid Paying For Child Support
By Casey
This is how you avoid paying your child support after finding out you have a child, you just jump into a hell pit and hope for the best. Make peace with your brother who you've hated for years and even tried to kill few times. He's even cool about it and let's go of the past, he knows that paying the damn child support is real torture. Not even Mundus could've beat it.
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Step by step
I will give you step by step here

Find out you have a child
Start a fight with him
Lose
Think about it for a bit
Make peace with your brother who you've fought and despised for years
Go to literal hell with him where you were trapped before and tortured for 10 years
Leave your kid behind

10/10- be like Vergil, he knew that child support would cost him his life time and thought hell was a better option.
36 Comments
rista Apr 3 @ 6:04am 
sigma
𝙏☯𝙀𝙅𝘼𝘾𝙆 Jan 8 @ 12:20pm 
Simple
Vergil option: leave your son behind to pursue power
Toji option: sell your son to your family clan to pursue gambling
Casey  [author] Jan 8 @ 11:20am 
Toji Fushiguro alsow knows how to avoid paying child support with style.
marshvaderPlayz Dec 3, 2023 @ 10:34am 
based
𝙏☯𝙀𝙅𝘼𝘾𝙆 Dec 1, 2023 @ 11:11pm 
lost children left behind
CEO of weedsoldiering Oct 6, 2023 @ 12:58pm 
Disappear into the niiiiiight
DGHxPuppetMaster2~18 Sep 25, 2023 @ 7:40pm 
i added this to my favorites for one reason:

...this was HILARIOUS XD
Casey  [author] Aug 3, 2023 @ 5:32am 
Avoiding child support fixes things. Glad you and your brother are over your problems.
Fishikiyama Aug 2, 2023 @ 3:53pm 
My brother just did this, now I'm in hell fighting demons with him. Guess it worked
Casey  [author] Jul 3, 2023 @ 11:05am 
the best