Walkthrough

Walkthrough for My Ex-Boyfriend the Space Tyrant.

Walkthrough - Chapters 1-3

Walkthrough for v1.5
15 May 2014

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Chapter 1: Kidnapped from Planet 5
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Cutscene: Tycho transmats aboard the Pleasuretron, he walks around a bit before you get control of him.
Click on the spare uniform.
Captain gets spare uniform.
Go to inventory, select spare uniform and use on Captain.
Go to the corridor outside the transmat room.
The door to the elevator is jammed shut and won't open.
Click on the toolbox.
Captain gets sonic spanner.
Go to inventory, select sonic spanner and use on lift control.
Go to the elevator.
Press "Bridge" button.
Click on Exit Lift.
Player is on the bridge. Time to talk to your former comrade, Doug.
The Captain and Doug will have a conversation about the peril facing the galaxy.
Select "So why am I here?".
Doug explains that the leader of the aliens is your ex-boyfriend.
Select "Andy?".
Select "Where are we going?".
Doug asks if you will take on the mission.
Select "Yes, I'll do it.".
Doug will tell you to go get some sleep.


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"Chapter 2: The Captain's Boudoir"
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Go to the elevator.
Press "Quarters" button.
Click on the Exit Lift.
Go to the Captain's quarters.
Click on the communicator.
Captain gets communicator.
Click on the holograph.
You'll see a holo image of Andromedus as he was in your college days.
Click on the Back To Bedroom.
Use the bed. Tycho will go to sleep until the ship arrives at New Camelot.
After waking up, go to the bridge.
Interact with Doug. He will explain the mission.
Doug says "There's no sign of any invasion fleet.".
Select "Where is it?".
Select "I'm ready to go.".
Go to the transmat room
Click on the transmat control.
Select "Select transmat destination".
Select "New Camelot".
Minogue will transmat out.


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"Chapter 3: Knight's End"
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Tycho arrives on New Camelot. Instead of a world occupied by an alien invasion force, he finds a pleasant green field and no sign of danger anywhere.
Click on the spare uniform.
Captain gets spare uniform.
Go to inventory, select spare uniform and use on Captain.
Click on the flock of sneep.
The flock will move out of the way, revealing a dead body.
Look at Dead Body.
Try to search the Dead Body. Tycho wants to focus on the mission at hand and doesn't want to get involved with the mystery.
Go past the entrance to the Dark Woods and head down to the castle entrance.
Talk to Mayor of Absville. He is distraught over his missing dog.
Select "So, where did you last see your dog?".
Select "Let's talk later.".
Talk to Maze Guard.
The maze guard will explain that these are dangerous times, with rebels hiding in the woods.
Talk to Justin.
Now Tycho can go into the Dark Woods.
Try to catch Boner. The dog won't come you, so go back and talk to the Mayor.
Captain gets Dog Toy.
Go back to the Dark Woods.
Go to inventory, select Dog Toy and use on Boner the Dog.
He'll run back to the Mayor.
Go to the castle entrance.
Talk to Mayor of Absville.
Mayor of Absville says "Thanks for saving my dog. Let me know if I can repay the favour.".
Go to the Dark Woods.
Interact with Justin.
Go to behind the church.
Pick up the mayor's pass. The bushes will rustle but nobody answers.
Go to the castle entrance.
Go to inventory, select mayor's pass and use on Maze Guard. He'll move out of the way and you can now enter the castle.
Talk to The Mayoress.
The Mayoress is not very nice. She says you'll never be able to see the King, using the local idiom 'When sneep fly'
Go to the castle courtyard.
The courtyard has a variety of NPCs standing around. You can visit them in any order.
Talk to the Executioner, he'll be upset that you focus on his job beheading people.
Talk to the refugee. The refugee will talk about the alien fleet that attacked the planet of Aqualonia.
Select "What happened?".
A cool cutscene showing the citadel and fleet attacking Aqualonia will play.
Go to the stage.
Talk to Bazarella, the Galaxy Sister. She will introduce herself as a travelling performer and complain about how impossible it is to see the King.
Talk to King's Guard. They won't let anyone in to see the King.
Select "Why are you so strict about security here?".
Having confirmed that the dead body is Will Scarlet, you can ask the NPCs about it (the only one that matters is the Mayoress though).
Go to the fruit stall.
Talk to The Mayoress. Shes says "What do you want?".
Select "So I found a dead body outside the castle walls ...".
The Mayoress says the rebels are to blame but Tycho is sceptical.
Go to behind the church.
Talk to the bushes. The bushes will warn you to trust no one.
Go back to the castle courtyard, Tycho will be arrested on orders from the Mayoress and thrown in the castle dungeon.
Player is in the castle dungeon.
Talk to the Galaxy Sister-in-mourning.
After talking to Bazarella, Tycho will hear a voice from the cell window. Click on the small opening. It's Justin, here to help you.
Talk to the Galaxy Sister again. Captain gets Makeup Encrusted Tissue.
Go to inventory, select Makeup Encrusted Tissue and use on padlock.
Go to the castle courtyard.
Talk to Justin. He tells you he has distracted the guards but you have to escape via the sewer immediately.
Go to inventory, select Makeup Encrusted Tissue and use on Sewer Vent.
Go to the sewer.

Walkthrough - Chapters 4-6

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"Chapter 4: Rebellion and the Rose Garden"
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In the sewer there is a rat, but he is too fast for Tycho to catch.
Exit the sewer and go to behind the church.
Talk to the bushes, the rebels will let you pass. Go to the rebel camp. It is empty but there are signs of recent activity.
Click on the note pinned to the log.
Go to the sneep field.
Talk to Rubber Hood. He will try and convince you to join his rebellion, but Tycho only wants to stop the alien invasion. He wants to talk to Merlin one last time.
Go to the entrance to the Dark Woods.
Talk to Professor Merlin. He won't help you. Rebuffed by Merlin, Tycho decides the only one who can help him is Rubber Hood.
Go to the sneep field.
Rubber Hood will explain how he needs a signal - a sneep flying - before he can attack. He suggests getting help from Justin, who has been thrown in the dungeon for helping you.
Go to the castle dungeon.
Talk to Justin. Justin mentions that Scarlet had unlocked the tower overlooking the Dark Woods.
Since all the sneep are now gone from the field, you need an animal. Go talk to the rat in the sewer. It will indicate it wants to help you.
Go to the castle courtyard.
Talk to Executioner. He's taken up knitting as a hobby and has stockpiled all the wool but will share some with you.
Go to the castle dungeon.
Click on the sneep wool.
Captain gets sneep wool.
Go to the castle courtyard.
Go to inventory, select sneep wool and use on Executioner.
Captain gets sneep costume.
Go to the sewer.
Go to inventory, select sneep costume and use on Rat.
Captain gets Disguised Rat.
Go to the top of Merlin's tower (via the door on the right of the King's guards and up the ladder).
Go to inventory, select Disguised Rat and use on catapult basket.
Click on the catapult.
Select "Fire away!".
The catapult fires the rat but then collapses, covering the hatch.
cutscene: Rubber Hood and his men see the sneep flying through the air but at the same time, an alien scout ship flies overhead. The invasion is near!
Click on the metal shard. Captain gets metal shard.
Click on the cable. Captain gets cable.
Use the cable on the parapet to create an escape down the side of the tower. Click on the parapet to climb down to the market
Go to the castle courtyard.
cutscene: The Mayoress has you arrested again, this time she gives you to Merlin for his diabolical experiments.
Player is in Professor Merlin's lab.
Go to inventory, select metal shard and use on lab cage.
Go to inventory, select communicator and use on exposed power cable.
Minogue will transmat out.
Having escaped the lab by transmatting back to the ship, transmat back down to the sneep field by clicking on the transmat control and selecting New Camelot as a destination..
Interact with Rubber Hood.
Rubber Hood says "... I have no way of getting inside. The Executioner was going to smuggle me in but he's missing.".
By now, Tycho is beginning to suspect Rubber Hood is a bit of flake.
Click on the spare uniform.
Captain gets spare uniform.
Go to inventory, select spare uniform and use on Captain.
Go to the Dark Woods.
In the graveyard is the body of the Executioner. Click on him and search for clues. Tycho will find an alien communicator.
Go to the sneep field.
Go to inventory, select alien communicator and use on Rubber Hood.
Rubber Hood will ask you to beam him inside the castle by boosting the power on the alien communicator. There's only one place that could happen, Merlin's lab.
Go to Professor Merlin's lab.
Go to inventory, select alien communicator and use on exposed power cable.
There's not enough power to boost the signal, and besides you need a mobile source for the sneep field.
Go to inventory, select alien communicator and use on Flirtbot.
He'll agree to help you and trundles out, telling you to meet him on the sneep field.
Go to the sneep field.
Go to inventory, select alien communicator and use on Rubber Hood.
Select "I need to look around.".
Interact with Flirtbot.
Flirtbot, Rubber Hood, alien communicator will transmat out.
Tycho will be left alone, grumbling that he has to enter the castle one last time.
Go to the castle courtyard.
Talk to Flirtbot.
He'll ask you to try and convince the Professor one last time. Rubber Hood is still being useless.
Go to Professor Merlin's lab.
Interact with Professor Merlin. He won't deny the Mayoress is plotting to overtake New Camelot, but he wants some proof your aliens are real.
Go to inventory, select alien communicator and use on Professor Merlin.
Merlin will finally see the error his ways. He tells you that he gave the security key to the planet's defences to the Mayoress. She is in the other tower.
Go to the Mayoress' bedroom.
Talk to the Mayoress and Mayor several times until the invasion fleet appears and the Mayoress gives you the key.
Captain gets Defence Key.
Go to Professor Merlin's lab.
Interact with The King's guards.
Talk to Professor Merlin. It's too late to stop the invasion.
Climb out through the hole in the wall on onto the ledge.
Click on the birds for some bad puns.
Walk along the ledge and climb in through the tower window.
Player is in the throne room.
You finally get to 'meet' the elusive King.
Go to the curtain on the right and use the secret passageway.
Player is in the rose garden.
Justin is waiting for you and in the background the alien invasion is in full swing.
Interact with Justin.
Tycho will realise the note on Will Scarlet's body did not say 'meat garden' but rather was an iliterate version of 'meet garden'
Go to inventory, select alien communicator and use on Justin.
Justin will reveal himself as the murderer and transmat out, leaving you alone on an invaded planet.
Click on the vines.
Player is in the Mayoress' bedroom.
It's time to get off this planet. Go back to the sneep field via the sewer.
Go to inventory, select communicator and use on Captain.
Minogue will transmat out.


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"CHAPTER 6: BLARNEY'S TAIL OF WOE"
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Arriving back on the ship, put on a uniform and go to the bridge.
Talk to Doug. He says "Sorry about our faulty intelligence.".
Select "If Andy is not on New Camelot, where is he?".
Doug will tell you about Aqualonia, a recently occupied planet that they think Andromedus is using as a base.
Go to the elevator.
Press the "Mess Hall" button.
Player is in the mess hall.
Talk to Blarney, the ship's cook.
Go to the Captain's quarters.
Click on the bed. Tycho will go to sleep until the ship arrives at Aqualonia.
Go to the transmat room.
Click on the transmat control and select "Aqualonia".
Minogue will transmat out.

Walkthrough - Chapters 7-8

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CHAPTER 7: Underseige Undersea Community
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Tycho arrives in what appears to be the cleaner's airlock.
Put on the spare uniform.
Click on the Plunger.
Captain Tycho gets Plunger.
Go to inventory, select Plunger and use on inner airlock.
With a thud, the airlock should open.
Go through the airlock and into Aqualonia. There is a guard knocked out lying on the floor and a sad looking lad standing nearby.
Talk to Welcome Boy.
Welcome Boy says "... <sob> ... sorry, I can't do it ... I can't welcome anyone while my heart is so heavy.".
He explains how Aqualonia has been invaded and his boyfriend, the Goodbye Boy, has been arrested.
Collect the novelty shell.
Collect the decorative sea sponge.
Walk into the travel tube.
Before you enter it the Welcome Boy will give you a map (shortcuts that become available after you visit them for the first time).
Walk until there is a guard and a leaky dome.
Go to inventory, select Novelty Shell and use on leak.
The guard shall move to secure the leak, trapping him and allowing you to pass freely.
Go to the main dome.
Head to the top right travel tube, the executive dome.
Talk to Maude and Irene, the elderly tourists if you want.
The airlock is sealed shut and you have no way of opening it.
Go to inventory, select sonic spanner and use on access panel.
Enter the air duct. Tycho finds himself overlooking the executive office suite. He recognises the lead alien as Thorne, his ex-boyfriend's right-hand man ... er ... alien.
Click on Thorne to trigger a cutscene.
He reveals that not only are they mincing people in their fish finger factory, they are planning an invasion of Earth.
Thorne will transmat out.
Go to welcome dome.
Talk to the Welcome Boy.


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CHAPTER 8: Breaking Waves
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Welcome Boy says "Have you found my boyfriend?".
Tycho will explain that the Goodbye Boy has been taken to Dome 5 for processing. The Welcome Boy will beg you to save him.
Go to surface airlock.
Click on the scary mask.
Captain Tycho gets scary mask.
This will reveal an air duct similar to the one near the executive airlock. However, the guard won't allow you to climb inside.
Go to the massage parlour.
Talk to Towel Boy.
Click on the Spa - Admit 1.
Captain Tycho gets Spa - Admit 1.
Go to surface airlock.
Go to inventory, select Spa - Admit 1 and use on Alien Guard #3.
Alien Guard #3 says "Is this a ploy to make me leave my post?".
Select "No.".
The guard will take the free spa ticket and leave.
Talk to Surfer Boy.
Surfer Boy says "Wow, you really know your stuff.".
Player is in surface airlock.
Click on the surface duct.
Player is in the factory.
Talk to Goodbye Boy.
Goodbye Boy says "Save the others, I'm done for.".
The Goodbye Boy will ask you to save the others first.
You need the list of targets the guards are chasing but it's locked inside the executive office.
Select "Stay put, I'll be back.".
Go to the massage parlour.
Talk to Alien Guard #3.
Alien Guard #3 says "Ah yeahhh, this is the life.".
The security pass is out-of-reach around the guard's neck.
Go to the bar.
Go to inventory, select scary mask and use on Fish Bowl.
This startles the baby squid, which shoots black ink.
Go to inventory, select Novelty Sea Sponge and use on Fish Bowl.
Captain Tycho gets oily sponge.
While here, you may as well collect the mocktail and the fusionpop for later.
Go to the massage parlour.
Go to inventory, select oily sponge and use on thermostat.
Go to inventory, select sonic spanner and use on thermostat.
The spa heats up and the guard undresses by putting the pass on the table. He won't let you have it yet.
Offer the mocktail to the guard, he'll ask you to put it on the table.
Go to inventory, select mocktail and use on security pass.
Captain Tycho gets security pass.
Go to surface airlock.
Go to inventory, select security pass and use on Surface Airlock.
The surface airlock will open leading to a small tropical island and beach.
Go to the executive dome.
Go to inventory, select security pass and use on Executive Dome Airlock.
The executive airlock will open.
Go to the office.
Click on the binder of men.
Captain Tycho gets termination list.
This will give you the list of people to evacuate.
Go to inventory, select termination list and use on Captain Tycho.
The first clue is referring to the Welcome Boy.
Go to welcome dome.
Go to inventory, select termination list and use on Welcome Boy.
Welcome Boy says "Have you found my love?".
The Welcome Boy will agree to leave.
The second clue is referring to the Towel Boy.
Go to the massage parlour.
Go to inventory, select termination list and use on Towel Boy.
The Towel Boy will agree to leave.
The third clue is referring to Maude and Irene.
Go to the executive dome.
Go to inventory, select termination list and use on Maude.
The lesbians will agree to leave.
The fourth clue is referring to the Bartender Boy.
Go to the bar.
Go to inventory, select termination list and use on Bartender Boy.
The Bartender Boy will agree to leave.
The penultimate clue is referring to the Surfer Boy.
Go to surface airlock.
Go to inventory, select termination list and use on Surfer Boy.
The Surfer Boy will agree to leave.
The final description is referring to Bazzarella, the Galaxy Sister.
Go to the bar.
Go to inventory, select termination list and use on Galaxy Sister.
Go to the surface.
Go to the beach.
Go to inventory, select communicator and use on Surfer Boy.
Maude, Irene, Surfer Boy, Bartender Boy, Towel Boy, Galaxy Sister will transmat out.
All the staff will transmat to your ship, except the Welcome Boy.
Talk to Welcome Boy.
Welcome Boy says "<Sigh>".
Select "Why are you still here?".
The Welcome Boy won't leave without his boyfriend, so Tycho, the romantic that he is, needs to go back for the Goodbye Boy.
Before you go, the Welcome Boy will give Captain Tycho a Lei.
There is an alien guarding the airlock, so Tycho needs a new way inside.
Go to inventory, select communicator and use on Captain Tycho.
Minogue will transmat out.
Back on board the ship, Tycho can go instantly back down to Aqualonia.
Click on the transmat control.
Minogue will transmat out.
The transmat puts him back in his original start location, the cleaner's airlock.
Click on the spare uniform.
Captain Tycho gets spare uniform.
Go to inventory, select spare uniform and use on Captain Tycho.
Go to surface airlock.
Click on the surface duct.
Goodbye Boy says "Are the others safe?".
The Goodbye Boy will ask you to flood the main dome.
If you haven't already, you need the fusionpop.
Go to the bar.
Player is in the bar.
Click on the Fusionpop.
Captain Tycho gets Fusionpop.
Once you've got the fushionpop, time to crack the dome.
Go to the massage parlour.
Go to inventory, select Fusionpop and use on Massage-o-matic.
Click on the Massage-o-matic.
Massage-o-matic says "Your options, Sir or Madam.".
Select "Give that bottle a vigorous workout please.".
The machine will shake the fusionpop until it is under high pressure.
Click on the Massage-o-matic.
Massage-o-matic says "Your options, Sir or Madam.".
Select "Unload please.".
Captain Tycho gets shaken fusionpop.
Go to the executive dome.
Go to inventory, use the shaken fusionpop on the weak part of the dome (where the starfish are feeding).
The dome will crack and start to flood.

Walkthrough - Chapters 9-11

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CHAPTER 9: Outside the Dome
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Go to cleaner's airlock.
The communicator won't work and the helmet is damaged.
Go to the bar.
Click on the Fish Bowl.
Captain Tycho gets Fish Bowl.
Go to cleaner's airlock.
Go to inventory, select Fish Bowl and use on Helmet.
Tycho will combine the fish bowl with the breathing components of the helmet and put it on.
Activate the airlock control, the outer airlock will open and Tycho can leave the dome.
Walk left past the travel tube and to the merpeople's village.
If you want, you can enter the second house and talk to Blarney's family.
When finished with the village, walk right and into the factory.
Go to inventory, select Lei and use on mincer.
With the factory jammed, all that remains is to crack the factory dome.
Click on the oxygen tank.
Captain Tycho gets oxygen tank.
Go to mermaid village.
Go to inventory, select oxygen tank and use on Conch Shell.
The vibrations from the giant shell will crack the factory dome and Urchin and the Goodbye Boy will swim free.
However, if you talk to Neptunia, Urchin hasn't returned to pick you up.
Go to the wilderness.
Urchin is in the grip of a giant squid.
Go to inventory, select Novelty Shell and use on Captain Tycho.
The tiny shell will summon the baby squid from the fish bowl.
The giant squid freaks out and swims away - it's not a baby squid but rather a baby kraken!
Go to mermaid's house.
Talk to Neptunia, Urchin will carry you to the surface.
Talk to the reunited lovers.
This will trigger a cutscene where Tycho will transmat out and the Goodbye Boy and the Welcome Boy will stay on the beach happily ever after.


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CHAPTER 10: Return of the Lotus Monster
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Tycho arrives back on board the ship.
Go to the bridge.
Talk to Doug.
Talk to Doug until he mentions the engine trouble.
Tycho will volunteer to go down and talk to his senior engineer and old friend, the Lotus Monster.
Go to the elevator.
Click on the To Engine Room.
Player is in the engine room.
Talk to the Lotus Monster.
Don't click on the dials, it's pretty much the only way to lose the game.
Go to the elevator.
Click on the To Bridge.
Minogue will transmat out.


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CHAPTER 11: My Ex-Boyfriend the Space Tyrant
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Returning to the bridge triggers a cutscene, where an alien transmat scoops up the Captain and takes him to the citadel.
Go to citadel foyer.
Leaving the transmat will trigger a cutscene.
Thorne will confront Tycho and have the guards arrest him.
Down in the holding cell are various prisoners from Aqualonia and New Camelot.
A forcefield is active but there is a hole underneath.
Click on the hole.
The other prisoners won't want to be left behind, so click on each of them until everyone is outside the cell.
The Mayor and Bazzarella will distract the guards.
Go to citadel guard room.
Click on the Leather Harness.
Captain Tycho gets Leather Harness.
Go to citadel mine.
Go to inventory, select sonic spanner and use on loose rocks.
Tycho will tell the Mayor it's time to leave.
The Mayor stays to delay the guards.
Tycho escapes but the Mayor is killed.
Go through the hole and stand on top of the rocky outcrop.
Go to inventory, select oxygen tank and use on Captain Tycho.
Captain Tycho says "Do you want me to combine the oxygen tank, spanner and harness into a rudimentary jetpack?".
Select "Yes".
Click on BLASTOFF!
Tycho will activate the jetpack and fly up to a balcony at the top of the citadel.
Go inside.
Confront Thorne, he'll warn you against going any further.
Go right.
Click on the husk.
Click on the Back To Citadel.
Go to grand hall.
Click on the doors.
Captain Tycho says "Are you sure you want to go through? I get the feeling there is no turning back after this.".
Select "Yes".
Talk to Andromedus.
This will trigger a cutscene where Thorne and Andromedus are both killed.
The galaxy is safe!
Go back to the great hall.
Doug and Randy will transmat down and accompany Tycho back to the ship.
Everyone arrives back onboard the ship.
Interact with Doug.
Optionally you can go to the mess hall and talk to Blarney about his family.
Optionally you can to the captain's quarters to meet your new bedmates.
Go to the bridge.
Tycho will find Bazzarella there with Justin, he hasn't been killed afterall.
Talk to Justin.
Tycho will ruminate on freedom and love.
The End.

[拔剑四顾]

We need Chinese version!!!!Thank you!

[kander 鸭]

Oh god .We need Chinese please.

[InekotoSetsu]

The game overall is okay... but a little bit of boring I guess?
And you can't even choose any romance option which imo kinda sucks.

[Stonn_XY]

The game is fun but so buggy. You do something in wrong order and get stuck and have to replay everything.

[Tanis]

Playing the game at the moment. Its fun somehow :)

[Vanja]

Thanks for the walkthrough!

[No one knowin'me,♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥]

Hey,Dodgyville.
I think your developer had better creath more about that style games.
After all you know?That homo cake can't let motherfxckin' EA,Telltael,Falcom got its all.
EA,Telltael,Falcom are shameless,buy you're sincere and straightforward.
I'm Senior mainland Chinese players, I'm very bullish on your developer:-)

\^O^/ Come on dude!