ultimate GD pro guide: how to beat any difficulty and get better

This is the ultimate Geometry Dash guide to become as pro as god himself. Learning to: how to beat any difficulty and get better at the cube with sweet tips and tricks that are easier than they look!
Enjoy <3

how to beat any GD difficulty and get better

1. Choose a level lol

2. Try normal mode

3. You can't

4. Try practice mode and take your time

5. You are slowly increasing porcentage

6. You stress, get tired, get bored, any thing...

7. You feel bad, but keep trying

8. You are stuck in a loop of dying in the same parts, your stress blind your focus

9. You realize you are not getting fun anymore. All you want is to become an untouchable god. You are loosing your mind.

10. You stop playing a little bit. You think a lil breake will clear you and you will be able to focus more.


11. You find yourself looking at you in the mirror while the water drains. ''¿what have i become?'' you ask. and nobody answers. You think about why you play Geometry Dash... You forgot. Your goals are unknowns, but you feel something, don't know what, but you KNOW you need to keep playing.

12. You get out of the bathroom and sit. Stay still for a moment and just look at the pause button. You play.

13. You still playing, do not die. You reach the porcentage you had, you keep going without understanding how you haven't died yet. Only a blink and you find yourself at 100%. You won the level! you are so happy, you won the level in practice mode, now all you gotta do is to beat it in normal mode!

14. Everything turns red. Feel an inexplicable feeling, its like a fusion between overwhelm, stress, burden and a lot of things that you can't explain to yourself. You get up the chair, your entire room is full of a red aura. You try open the door, impossible. You're locked. The floor begin to shake. You stand near the walls. Thoughts aren't a concept anymore, only heavy feelings. A giant crack is born from the ground. You start screaming for help. A shapeless shadow slips out of the crack. The shadow sees you, starts coming to you kinda fast. You try to avoid it, scream, but eventually is you, the corner, and the shadow. The shadow stares at you for a moment... The shadow enters to your body. Everything turns black for a second, but you felt it like an eternity. Everything turns ''normal'', the red aura its disvanished, so is the crack. You sit and start playing levels...

15. You beated a demon level in 1 attempt! you can't believe it, take like 100 screenshots, this is the happier moment of your entire existence. You keep playing levels, beating all of them in 1 attempt, you think about it not being normal, but you don't care, you are happy and feel like an absolute pro. After 4 demons, you get a little scared. Its not normal. So to prove yourself, you try the hardest level of the moment, ''Firework''. At 50% you try not to click, but your hand controls itself. You simply can't stop playing. Anyways, you have proved it, but you don't care, you still feel the better player on the universe. After 16 consecutive hours, your profile is a masterpiece. Look at those stats! you feel kinda hungry so you go for a snack in the kitchen... Enter the room with a sandwich in the hand, thinking about beating more levels haha... your account has been permanently banned from: hacking. You can't believe it, you simply can't. You feel like you died, all of the sense that your life had its now gone.

Final step 16. You lie on the floor feeling like trash. 3 days like that... Haven't moved a single muscle, eated or anything. The same red aura fulls the room again, you don't care. The floor begin to shake... The floor start cracking under you and you fall into an infinite void made out of darkness and emptyness. Still falling... Seconds turned into minutes, which turned into hours and those hours multiplied more and more... The mass of your body that you previously possessed was now non-existent, so where any human feature of yours.

Congrats!!! now you can beat any difficulty in GD!!! hope this guide helped you and if it didn't, i hope that at least you droped a 'lmao' <3

[7even]

lmao

[Zen]

AFTER FOLLOWING THIS TUTORILA I BEAT ACHERON 1ST TRY ONG REAL!!!!!11!!!11!11!1

[[sloppy headbutts]]

amezig !1!!!1

[asolan097369]

yes

[NinjaCat177]

uhhh

[KingOfCornbred]

... wow.

[Globed]

Thank you buddy, now its time to verify CyclocyC

[Bm_someone]

thank! My easiest level was Cant Let Go BUT After this guide I beat Ton 618 EZ!!!

[Taraskah]

Thanks, I beat archeron after this guide! Sincerest thanks, -Randy Butternubs

[itseggrolltime]

dosent make sense but deserves lmao LAUGHING MY A## OFRF