how to get a girlfriend (for factorio players)

GUIDE DIFFICULTY : EXTREME

ok so you want to get a girlfriend. well you came to the right guide
wanting a girlfriend is the first step towards getting a girlfriend so you did the first step already. good job.

ok i will be using your states in factorio (how much you play) in the span of two weeks

how to get a girlfriend

. 5-10h : its fine just do some push-ups and take showers and remember to touch grass
. 10-24h : there is still hope. stop playing and go touch grass
. 24-48h : only a small amout of people reached this point but you can stop you just gatta try hard enough
. 48-96h : your chances of getting a girlfriend are very slim just like your arms
. 140h : there is no hope left for you.
. 900h : you have transcended time itself


(in two weeks)

regarding players who play way to much

now obviously you time spent playing factorio doesn't determine your chances of getting a girlfriend. but if you do play this much

just stop and go touch grass

[зіну був тут]

bro u know me irl, why dont i have one yet lol

[Jumper]

but there should be a warning on this game. something about adictivity biggger then heroin and cigerets together..

[Jumper]

2500h+ :D and have a girlfriend (GODMOD) ;)

[DungeonKeeper3]

Can playing this to much get me an ex-wife.i have honestly tried everything else

[Stiestiar]

I can`t go touch grass, because it's winter now and my dear factory waiting me. WHAT DO I DO?

[Sashalicious]

I *am* the girlfriend. Rumours of me being three construction robots in a trench coat are false.

[Capn Cabbage]

My girlfriend plays too and we're practically strangers now.

[♡🐾Pear Butter!!🎸☆𓄹]

Can you do a guide on how to get a boyfriend too?

[newblueman28963]

this is factorio, i've automated tanks, i can automate girlfriends too

[JOLLYpacker]

My game is bugged?? whenever I touch grass I have the urge to turn it into a productive factory?? And a Main bus setup? Help?