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Farming and tips
By Ereglath Lindufea
Farming and tips, also jokes.
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Intro
Feel free to skip, nothing of value in this part.

So I was playing this game, which is one of the better EA titles on my memory, and a question came out. How do I optimize? How do I implement my out of place Factorio habits into this eroge? By using Excel. That's how.

Now, after I started making this guide I found out that some chinese guy already did one on this topic. But, while I am autistic enough to make spreadsheets for eroge, I'm not so far gone outline every aspect with fancy steam tables. Worry not, no stealing occurred, I just wanted to point that out.
Farming
Long story very short: grow Illusion Bloom.

So, a spreadsheet was made. Profits were calculated. Here are fruits of my labor from most to least profitable:

  1. Illusion Bloom. 300 profit per pack, 1500 per month
  2. Mustard. 140 per pack, 840/month

  3. North American Herb. 110/pack, 660/month
  4. Wheat and chrysantems. 100/pack, 600/month


  5. Potato, corn & chili. 80/pack, 600/month


  6. Orchid Malevolence & Carrot. 60/pack, 600/month.


Pack is a bag of seeds. Why did I name it that? Who knows.
As you can see, long-term makes half the crops essentially the same. So you should make some non-illusory profits when these flowers bloom, my fellow farmers.
General tips
Important note! You can eat things you grow, they restore stamina.
With that in mind: grow potatoes. Best stamina/unit (30), you get 4/pack, so there is no reason to grow other food. Except for quests.



Mines can give you gold! 1000 money each! Much money, such gold! Good luck getting it though, chance to drop is pretty low. With the Blacksmith Girl update, it has another use, so I suggest You save at least 1, better 4 nuggets for some new shiny tools!



I honestly don't know how many cassetes are implemented at the time I write this, but i fished out 2.
And now you can add your own! Check workshop today, so you can disappoint your loved ones ASAP! They work very poorly for me, though, these workshop ones.



In the forest grows bamboo. Sell Everything it drops, these shoots (snoots? snarks?) sell for 50/piece!


HELP THE MONK ASAP, HE GIVES YOU 10% STAMINA DISCOUNT ITEM
Outro
I wouldn't count on this guide being updated, but ya'll can sure hope! And drop a comment if it needs an update, or I will forget that it exists.

And so it was updated once. Pictures, yay! This will be the last time I'll be responding to non-english comment though, however valid the input. Sorry, couldn't be arsed to go translate.

And the second update came. Carrots were added, translation was updated so the guide should be in line with game again. Damn it's such a pain to edit this in browser instead of steam itself.

With that, I bid you farewell. Happy farming! And whatever else you do while playing this obviously PG-13 game.
10 Comments
Ereglath Lindufea  [author] May 8, 2023 @ 3:18am 
Buy clothes -> gift girl clothes (stockings are universal, rest are girl-specific) -> new skin in REDACTED unlocked.
류진 𝒥 Apr 29, 2023 @ 4:00am 
@likesnickerz

His calculation was:
1 pack = 6 days = 300g
6 days = 1 cycle = 300g
30 days = 5 cycle = 1500g


So 1 pack x 6 days x 5 cycle = 1500g
likesnickerz Apr 28, 2023 @ 10:08pm 
i dont get ur calculation. the illusion bloom will cost u 150 each pack. u get 2 out of each every 6 days which means 150:6=25. 25 profit everyday. mustard seed costs 70 each pack and ripens every 5 days. u get 5 out of every single pack. which means 280:5=56. 56 profit/day meaning u are more than 2 as fast with mustard seed instead of illusion bloom. correct me if i am wrong
Commander Ketchup Dec 2, 2022 @ 6:33am 
Thank you, that did it!
bumjae Dec 1, 2022 @ 6:58pm 
so helpful
Ereglath Lindufea  [author] Dec 1, 2022 @ 10:03am 
Are you sure you have the proper free DLC for this game? If you do, try verify files/reinstall.
Commander Ketchup Nov 30, 2022 @ 4:37pm 
For some reason, when I click the TV, nothing happens. Even when the casette is activated in my hotbar. When I click 3 heart ladies, I can only choose Conversation or Do Nothing. I've bought the clothes from the store, nothing happens besides them saying I'm wet, bastard. How do I get these 2 issues to work? Is it just me?
Ereglath Lindufea  [author] Nov 26, 2022 @ 2:58am 
Thank you for your valuable input and kind words! :asagapeace: Guide updated.
suzon811013 Nov 25, 2022 @ 10:13pm 
為什麼沒畫面?
Lord Highspire Nov 25, 2022 @ 1:21pm 
Where the Heck is the Bamboo everyone seems to mention? All I find is lumber, which sells at 2gp a piece (10x2=20 for a full grown tree).

Thanks for importing your Factorio habits.:steamthumbsup: