Warhammer 40,000: Darktide

Warhammer 40,000: Darktide

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How to play as an effective Guardsman [NOT CURATED BY THE KRIEG]
By PixFraizer
Simple and quick explanation of guardsman mechanics and how to play as one
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1st Step
Most important step

Locate your lasgun, preferably (MUST HAVE NON OPTIONAL) luicus pattern lasgun

2nd Step
When you see an enemy fix bayonets, the pointy thing on your hip

3rd Step
Once you have seen the enemy, fix the bayonet and make sure its fixed, the bayonet on the lasgun that is on the front, is fixed on the front the lasgun.
4th Step
When and only when the bayonet is fixed, you fix the bayonet and when its fixed you stab the enemy
5th Step
After killing the enemy repeat from step 2 and win
THE END
Hope you're satisfied and all your questions have been answered, most importantly is that now you're a happy guardsman, alive is optional but mostly happy!


7 Comments
Lykonic Jul 17, 2023 @ 10:40pm 
Don't forget your shovel. And don't you dare tell me you didn't bring a shovel. The M39 Entrenching Tool an inspectable item for all Guardsmen and failure to appropriately outfit yourself with one results in immediate termination by your Watchma-- I mean, squad leader.
Wulf Mar 13, 2023 @ 5:14pm 
No wait, where the shovel part?
The Mountain Jew Nov 20, 2022 @ 10:29am 
Got stuck at fixing bayonets because my lasgun is not compatible with bayonets only catachan swardz
Mr. Paintwolf Nov 19, 2022 @ 7:01pm 
Wait a minuet...affix bayonets?

THATS NOT A GUARDSMAN --- *rips off helmet* ITS A KRIEGSMAN IN A RUBBER MASK! albeit its a more traditional trench loving kriegsman, BUT A KRIEGSMAN NONE THE LESS!






Good, 1000 more bayonets and one trench please.
PixFraizer  [author] Nov 19, 2022 @ 3:05am 
You break it on your enemies spines viscous870, you break it on their karking spines
vicous870 Nov 18, 2022 @ 5:38pm 
Fix bayonets? But what do i do if my bayonet isn't broken?
Ghadafi Nov 18, 2022 @ 4:44pm 
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