How to RDM

Want to become Dark rp and every other game roleplay server's public menace? Want to waste and ruin the lifeless lives of many little kids, British people, And mods and admins? Did you know, You can make this all of this possible and quickly through the magic of rdm?

How to rdm in general and other things related

Lets start with what is rdm, Rdm stands for, Random Death Match, Basically its the act of killing someone for no reason and its a traditional gmod sport upon the many sane beings who play this game.

So lets begin with our process, Whenever you join a rp server you will be a supplied with a small amount of money, Yes small you and not just small, Small as in small small, Of course this is darkrp you have to use the recommended method by the server owners to gain more, If you are in any other rp server especially the military ones, You may not get your guns as fast as you might expect. Well lets say you have to go through the process of certain training and registrations, And at some rare chances too, Even a google form. (Yes you heard me right a google form)

You can try begging some of the other registered soldiers to give you a weapon but I think there is a very low chance that might be possible.

Anyways If you are someone on a darkrp server, You need to atleast get machine gun, Or a shotgun, A gun would work too but there will be very low chances of it actually killing the player quicker than your shotgun or a machine gun, Even worse you may be not able to kill someone

Or better, You can try attempt steal a weapon from the arms dealer but again low chances of that too same thing can be said with attempting to manipulate the admins into giving you a weapon through social engineering

And there is also killing people with props but it has low chances of actually working, Unless you have "that" bind of course, There is also running people over too, But that depends on what rp server you are in, Some servers may not have cars in them.

Anyways you got the guns or the props or the cars I guess, now you do the killing, There are primarily different types of targets, If you are someone who is trying to get a high kill count, Try starting off with the afk users, Then climb up from there, There are chances to get caught tho, Afk users are the easier suspects since they are afk of course but they really aren't a satisfying target unless again you want to build up a kill count, If you are willing to do a classic rdm its the best you go with someone who isn't that experienced with first person shooters, And those are the kids, They are second most easiest things to kill, They are obviously kids, They also give off a satisfying results to do so, Be warned tho, They basically act as a loud as ♥♥♥♥ alarm, And they have a higher chance of reporting to the admins than anyone else really

You have your normal players the usual victim and also have a chance of calling the admins too, I mean everyone of them will call the admins, Its just that the kids do it the loudest, But the normal players are you usual sods, The VIP users and the rich kids are the harder ones to kill since they probably yeld a better and stronger weapon than yours, Unless you actually bothered to get a powerful weapon somehow.

Anyways if you are someone willing to get a high kill count, The best other option I recommend is just going ♥♥♥♥ all and shooting anything thats in front of you, Wont guarantee much more to work but its satisfying if you have atleast killed at 6, Beware of killing the mafia or other gang members when they are together, Might fail horribly. Unless again you got something like an rpg or a minigun, Or if you are someone who has a heavy prop with "the bind" or a car then I guess it can work too, Anyways.

The British or their more proper and supposed to be called names, The br*tish , Are creatures that also delve on these servers, They got the alarm and the energy of a kid, With some skilled ability, Expect the strongest outcome from these guys, I will admit they are really powerful

By then I think you pretty much got your kill count or whatever, Now you have to make sure on some few other things,

If you are someone trying to get away with rdm, Try one of the few things like hiding hiding the KOS sign when killing someone then revealing it. And speaking of which onto the next part.

How to get away with RDM

Now you have done your mass murder, Now for the quick obvious to happen, Expect a flying glowing rainbow orb to grab you and place you ontop of a roof, And have a really raspy voice, This is your mod or admin, These are cretins who have never experienced sunlight, And usually these are the ones to interrupt your said murder, Now, Depending on the outcome, You can just gladly admit you did it and get banned as if its nothing, Depending on the kill count, The unban date may be small or big, So make sure you join back again and repeat what you needed to finish.

Now If you are someone wanting to get away with killing a bunch of users, Depending on what you have done, Its now a good time to find a excuse.

Don't bother saying "Its a missclick" That thing has been said so many times, But there are different ways to get away with rdm

If you are someone in a darkrp server, you may remember the KOS sign trick, If you had set that up to disappear and reappear, You may have a good chance to survive your ass from getting banned, And it can even turn the whole problem into the other player instead getting them banned or kicked

There are other ways like running up to someone and saying "This is a mug" And straight up shooting them, And constantly saying that but I don't think thats going to work much, Just do it once I guess.

There is also blaming the lag too which also has good chances too, Especially if your ping is low as hell, If not just lie about how you have a piece of crap computer.

There are other best cases like denying that you killed someone in the first place, And there are also low chances of happening, But higher chances of not getting banned like buying VIP or being buddy buddy with an admin or the server owner.

Get killing

And thats pretty much it, Now go ruin the fun for others. Have fun!